Girl receives R2-D2 'bionic arm' AND phone call from Luke Skywalker

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>Luke Skywalker actor

If you told me 10 years ago that in a decade we'd have kids with robot arms I would have called you a fucking liar. Imagine what shit will be like in 30 years.

They probably get it from the doctors or whoever is working with that person? Are you fucking retarded?

>10 years ago
Not sure if bait or an actual retard

Doctors just hand out numbers to any that solicit?

Is that the guy who played the hobo in The Last Jedi?

Luke a wholesome boy.

Yeah huh I guess so must be kuhrazy out there.

I'm the latter.

Why's he making a white power sign at that poor brown girl?

They literally had robot arms, including ones better than this, in use 10 years ago, you clod.

youtu.be/_qUPnnROxvY

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Pity it wasn't a bionic face.

Why would you get a Star Wars themed bionic arm that doesn't look like Luke's or Anakin's actual bionic arms?

To see it such a thing available for the public is just rather bizarre to see. I haven't followed these developments all that closely.

>luke skywalker actor
Do journalists think people dont know mark hamill by name?

She's now a walking advertisment for Disney

R2D2 didn't even have arms. There are half a dozen characters who get robot arms in star wars why the fuck would you choose the only character in the whole franchise with no fucking arms?

obama called me once to tell me he called in a drone strike on my cat

Kek

>marvel did it better

i think you mean alita did it better
youtu.be/GNnFNxx4Exw

did he tell her to abort her baby as well and then call a little child an asshole because his parents are related to trump?

mark really didnt deserve what they did to him on TLJ. I’m still mad and will always be mad about this.

Just think about how much farther along we would be if we didn't need to stop every five minutes to send more aid to Africa and import violent third worlders. We could be gods by now.

Not c3-po, pretty gay desu desu.

Freedom of information act

You know who else got a phone call from luke? Ben

How do I get myself a mechanical body so I can insert my brain into and still have all the nerve endings that my human body has???

It does boggle the mind to imagine what our country, if not the world, would have accomplished. Travel, healing sicknesses, enhanced intelligence, no blacks or Muslims- the world would be a paradise.

Do you think she'll use it for flicking her bean?

Send me all your money. I can get that for you. I know this one guy.

Hamill is a top lad

Can you imagine how fast she'll be able to do it? You'd hear the Six Million Dollar Man "bionic sound" and the theme music playing every time she went for it.

Of course she is be shit skin

>la montezina de los incas

Uhhhhhhh..... Guys?
I think our boy Luke is about to be #cancelled
No, most of them are much fatter

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Hamil was already cancelled. He wanted a white male in a movie to be the hero that makes him the devil to the freaks out there.

I remember ten and change years ago in college writing a paper on this stuff.

kek

Tilly is best cybergirl

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Those are some sick looking prosthetics

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>not getting a superior bionic arm

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>constant reminder of how bad mgsv was
I would rather not have an arm.

I want to marry a cyborg.

trickster actor

I've always wondered when a celebrity or organisation does something like this, what's the difference between this person and the countless others in the same situation? I'm sure she isn't the only Star Wars fan missing a limb.

>Yeah, you're welcome. hwhite power!
what did he mean by this?

Robot hand you say?

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>zoomer kid caring about star wars
>zoomer kid knowing who luke skywalker is
>zoomer kid not if anything seeing luke as a giant bitter cuck
>life savings tech has to be painted in basedboy shit instead of just giving her a plain look

its all so tiresome and fake
happy for the girl though now she can schlick

What if Mark Hamill is a cyborg, and he gave her his old robot arm, that he used to fap with?

>he is doing the white supremacist symbol again

I didn't know Mark was this based. How did he get away with it tho?

>Cyber-organics sponsored by Disney™
Here's why this is a good thing.

based and redpilled

When she masturbates the still-living sperm will get her pregnant, and she will continue the real Skywalker line.

Phone books

Peak Reddit

Can she do this now?

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I'm with you too!

ZOOM ZOOOOOM

why are girls with robotic arms so much hotter than normal girls?

But who was phone?

Nigga that's a fucking monkey

They aren't. Your brain is tricking you.

If you don't know the answer, you can just say so. You don't have to embarrass yourself by trying and failing to fit in.

>mama who is this old gringo phonecalling me

Umm R2-D2 doesn't have arms.

>He doesn't know phonebooks are a thing
Shut up zoomer and learn to use Google.

Imagine if she squished your nuts

LMAO Boomer detected. Nobody uses landlines anymore and cell numbers are not public for some reason.

Why didn’t they give her a BB8 arm?

Oh right, nobody cares about the sequels

I'm surprised they didn't force her to get one with rey and the new star wars logo on it.

It's a terrifying thought that they might slap some copyright infrigement on her ass

How about you fuck off yeah?

Look up yourself on mylife dot com. You’ll go into a rage and want to murder the website created for a couple mins. They won’t even remove your info if you message them with identification and ask them to

Degloved

Pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=EwWLfY920Bk

Mecha goblino activate.

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it would be extremely painful

>"Wouldn't it make more sense if we gave you a gold arm, like C-"
>"Nah, fuck that faggot, I want an R2D2 arm"

Ok this is pretty based

I feel like having no arm would be an even worse reminder of that game.

Girl has taste. She went for a kino R2-D2 arm and did not settle for that worthless little shit BB-8.

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>i feel
See there's your first problem right there, attentino hungry reddit spacing followed with you talking about your feelings. Try to not come off as such a limpdick faggot next time.