Cast him

Cast him.

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Tom Hanks

Nicolas Cage

Idr... uh, Jackie Chan

The Rock, honestly

Terry Cruz

Ted Cruz

danny devito

Kara boga

who is this character?

Kevin Spacey

Better yet, cast HIM

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Tom Waits

he BLACKED this little boy

Arnold scharwrzxitnsnigger

Taylor Lautner

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only choice

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idras elba

Not gonna lie.
That's a great choice

He should be Arnie of our generation

Cast her

Not even a contest

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Roman PolaƄski

Unironically Terry Crews

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>only black character is a hyper masculine pedophile rapist
I guess Raimi gave Miura some ideas.