Where were you when Disney knocked it out of the park yet again with more kino?
Where were you when Disney knocked it out of the park yet again with more kino?
Camden Lee
Gabriel Myers
proceeding to hang myself
Daniel Watson
>Holly Short
>3'3"
Kino.
Dylan Cruz
>Then: Autistic criminal mastermind
>Now: Rich kid trying to do the right thing
Daniel Diaz
Imagine.
Gabriel Harris
They are rewriting his entire character for the movie?
Lincoln Butler
youtube.com
You tell me
Elijah Watson
>Something soft and round caught Artemis's stinging eyes. He swiveled his head, locking his cold blue gaze onto Captain Short. Slowly, he dropped his eyes below her small waist.
>Holly's mound was pronounced despite the layers of Fairy clothing she wore. Artemis inhaled at the sight. The cold air stung his throat and brought tears to his eyes.
>'D'Arvit! It's marvelous!' He thought. Artemis almost gasped at this intrusive interjection. Surprised and ashamed, he diverted his gaze to the frozen tundra beneath his numb feet, desperate that no one see his face.
>'I will not look below Holly's waist again.' He thought to himself. 'Elf genitalia will not save Father. Stay focused!'
>Artemis was certain such distractions were for older men, men with intellects far inferior to his own.
>And though he fully intended to keep his promise it was proving to be harder than he hoped. Staring vacantly at the ground, his mouth a grim slash across his ghostly face, Artemis tried to think of anything he could to distract him from his distraction.
>Butler had taught him multiple techniques to focus in dire situations, he was sure of it. But all the lessons his giant manservant had given him were borne away on the frigid arctic air. All he could think of was Holly's fat pussy.
>Mathematics and philosophy had failed him for the first in his life. Not theorem or thought experiment could silence the image of Holly's puffy nether regions. As time wore on the image grew stronger, more distinct. Artemis feared he would slip into fantasizing if he could not control himself.
>It was, of course, useless. Puffy Elven vulva had been known to fell entire Fairy civilizations. This was written into the histories of the People Artemis had memorized last year.
>'What hope did a young Mud Man stand?'. Artemis thought forlornly. He decided the best course of action was to envision every scenario and let this damnable fantasy run it's course. With a sigh, Artemis began. Gradually, he imagined the smell.
Jace Moore
I know this is ironic but please don’t trick people into watching this travesty it deserves to fail.
>Father supposed to be missing
>Isn’t
>Artemis is supposed to be Lelouch/Light Yagami-tier super genius/Villain/Anti-Hero/Hero
>Just some clueless kid
>Butler is supposed to be roided Agent 47
>Fat nigger
>Juliet is supposed to be so hot it starts Artemis’s sexual awakening
>Generic mutt
>Holly is supposed to be nut brown
>White Girl
>Holly already has a feminist angle in canon by being the first female on the force
>Replace Cigar Chomping Male Commander Root with a woman to take that from her
>Havan looking generic ‘10’s soulless scifi as fuck
>Troll missing tusks and bear-like look
>Mulch Diggums is just a guy
>Artie starts out as an unambigious hero and friend of the people working for them
>carries weapons and wears casual clothes
Daniel Ward
I remember him being a little shit in the book, and he doesn't seem like a little shit in the movie.
Although I can't for the life of me figure out why they went from "saving his mentally ill mother" to "save his thief of a dad"