What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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>tfw you will never be in the timeline where johnny and winona got married and had kids

shoplifting

If you are not a gay virgin, you will know that everyone gets bored with fucking each other

This. Depp got too cucky and tought he could always get better.

He was relentlessly handsome.

What was Vanessa Paradis' problem?

He wanted to go back to Kate Moss but he couldn't because Paradis trapped him with the pregnancy.

He was a mental retard who left a perfect waifu for another mental retard who tried to ruin his life. One of the reasons i don't have much empathy for him getting the dumb whore he deserved.

Women that dye their hair blond, or basically any color are insane.

Paradis dabbed on Katie, who knew

Ryder, Winona. Hopping from musician to actor to musician with all the agility and speed of a starved hyena targeting a limping Thompson's gazelle. One of her well-earned Hollywood nicknames is "Wanna Ride Her?" Rumored to enjoy pleasuring herself far more than she enjoys or is capable of being pleased by her boyfriends. Has a crudely, stereotypically masculine approach to sex. Pothead and addicted to painkillers. Shoplifter. Broke up with Damon because he convinced her to make a bad set of investments, and she lost over $1 million. Has done good work with her community, though. Bi______. Linked with Ryan Adams, Dodi al Fayeed, Beck, Bono, Ed Burns, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Evan Dando, Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr., David Duchovny, Adam Duritz, Jakob Dylan, Everlast, Jimmy Fallon, Dave Grohl, Corey Haim, Chris Isaak, Courtney Love, Brittany Murphy, Chris Noth, Dave Pirner, Charlie Sheen, Christian Slater, Mark Wahlberg, Paul Westerberg, Bruce Willis, and Pete Yorn.

This. Depp is the halo effect on overdrive
yep. Imho he hit his peak in '98, then it was all dowhill from there. Refused to age gracefully
pic related

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Winona hates kids

God imagine having hair that amazing

I know... but imagine if she didn't.

Idk what year is this but i think he hit his peak here

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Depp found out about her low bone density.

He did deserve part of it but not all tho, that was too much he almost committed suicide

Johnny likes em edgier

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has she done porn yet?

Idk but she's french so there's gotta be at least a topless pic

she fuged Lenny Kravitz

oh damn i thought that was his daughter
she looks just like her now

>getting to break in a virgin Winona
IT'S NOT FAIR, BROS!

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Imagine if the kid they could've had

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Holy fucking Based

Winrarora

>Johnny, it's me, William

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Poor Winona just can't catch a break, can she?

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Based chad

little klepto probably saved all the coom from all the famous dicks she sucked

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Need to add that Johnny is a manlet

t-there's still time, right bros?

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well considering he fucked prime amber heard at 50 he was probably right.

eh, as user said here , he refused to age gracefully. Part of that is accepting that you had your time with pussy when you were young, now it's time to hang the gloves and do the family life. He has been with hundreds of Amber Heards before. Moreover, once you have fucked as many chicks as prime Johnny did you would get bored of it

virgin over here trying to compare himself to Depp because he got tired of watching pornos LMAO

>He has been with hundreds of Amber Heards before.
This, which is why I can't understand why he allowed Amber to fuck up his life.

>virgin
wh-who are you talking about user? ha aha

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Some women can make you feel like a god then crash you like you're nothing, it's a special ability fren