Looks like tax scam kino is back on the menu boys

Looks like tax scam kino is back on the menu boys

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geezerkino

Why does he look like an old woman now?

I wish this fucker would just die already

Based boomer

To any Americans we don't call them fucking shrimps

it will be shit

this is going to be embarrassingkino

Is Chevy renovating his kitchen or something? Why is he doing so many small projects?

I thought Paul Hogan was dead.

>that cast
literally off shore tax haven o'clock

You don't call what shrimps? Are you telling me Australians don't eat shrimp?

>Paul Hogan is reluctantly thrust back into the spotlight as he desperately attempts to restore his sullied reputation on the eve of being knighted.[1]

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Why does the tagline sound like a threat to Paul Hogan lol

I would rather see the Dundee sequel movie that they did the fake trailer for as part of Australian tourism board's ad campaign

>That's not a tax scam.
>*Paul Hogan pulls out a knife*
>Give me your wallet

This, only yanks call them shrimp, in Australia they are called dippees.

low t

>mfw he's back but it's gonna be painful to watch

Have you seen Val Kilmer? Looks like an average Swedish lesbian. Old men lose their test, old women lose their estrogen so they start converging.

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I reckon those prawns were off, eh.

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But John Cleese and Chevy Chase look normal.

he's 80 give him a break

This. I think I jumped timelines. I remember him passing like a couple years ago

No Linda Kozlowski? Did she fuck up her face with plastic surgery?

paul hogan is a vile old cunt.

But do you barbecue them?
Do you actually barbecue prawns, you upside down weirdos?

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Why do Australians and Brits talk like children?

Obligatory.

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he has vasectomy face

I know this is mostly a joke but I hate them so much

Sounds like they broke the fourth wall in the wrong direction.

fuck i was here when that was posted

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Those must have been fun times. That image more than any other copypasta has given me so much joy over the years.

>Those must have been fun times
haha you too

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>Reginald veljohnson
Black cop kino is back on the menu boys

>killing Nazis instead or Crocodiles
yeah no thanks

It already took everything I had to make myself believe a skinny guy in his late 40s is TOUGH AS SHIT.

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t. fatty in his late 40s

She got tired of acting in poorly written movies (kind of like Sean Connery if you think about it), retired and divorced Hogan anyway. Then she moved to Morocco and got BERBERED.

>this is skinny in America
it's called a man

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Can't bring back the true kino.

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Cope.

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Hogan is a normal manly man, you can't compare him to the LITHVANIAN BVLL

doesn't everyone barbeque them? they taste good

Not only is Charles Bronson ripped as all fuck, I am pretty sure his cock hangs to mid-thigh.

Americans? Me too

He looked 80 back in the 80s.

Babaqued shrimp is delicious

They never had any.