Why does he always make this dumbass face?

Why does he always make this dumbass face?

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MK ultra

hes autistic

Because he's in constant state of shock having to look at his ugly daughter every day.

Canada.

He has no personality outside of comic references and DUDE WEED LMAO so what you're seeing is the panicked face of a man who has no idea how to act outside of either of them.

He knows he has a shit smile so he makes another expression that he believes gets the same point across

maybe his teeth are shit so he "smiles" like that instead

Son, what that fella in the picture has is called a "medical disorder".

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Hervey "Casting Couch Gag Reel" Schweinschtein iz dhe master ov ziontology.
Kevin "View Askew" Smith iz hiz maydeck.

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Kek

he knows he looks likes a goblin so it’s his version of the soi open mouth face

Some people look better fat

Anyone who used to be fat almost always looks like shit when they lose weight

he probably thinks that's the only way he looks good in photos and since he makes most of his money these days by charging his fans $200 for a 2 second photo he makes this face in every one.

This is what the basedface looks like without the mouth open. He's probably really embarrassed about his teeth and that stops him going full onions.

People who wear their hats so that it pushes their ears down should be rounded up and executed.

because he's transgender and it's the face women make once they have had kids

he's trying to hold up all the loose skin on his face and stop it from melting over his eyes

Not Chad enough to pull a proper smile but also not soi enough to make the open mouth shit. So he is stuck in between.

Why is he still famous

Because it makes him feel better.

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He probably has really bad teeth, fat people generally do.

My teeth are shit, but I still smile normally, except with my mouth closed.

Better yet, why does he refer to people as "cat"?

Fucking this so fucking much.

Are you fishing for upside down face pics?

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its the proto CONSOOM face

Damn, Kevin Smith looks like that?!

Onions & consuming pop culture without question it does that.

He had some work done since

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he's a dumbass

Taint'd

Need I say more?

leftover habit from when he was fat
he thought it maed his face look thinner

I've noticed a lot of formerly fat people make this face.

He's 10 years old on the inside and he grew up in a time when kids were happy. You missed it. Ha ha!

both are correct

He lost like half his body weight after surviving a heart attack. He's seen the other side.

Better question, why is he always offering up his daughter and who is he offering his daughter to?

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his wife hit the wall at 100mph

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Me.

What a loser.

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Still the GOAT tweet

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I'm intensely bothered by the fact he still dresses fat. What the hell.

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Yeah okay, fatty.

Why is his daughter jewish when neither parent is?

Is, is that an after credit's scene?! Is th-that Iron Man for 3 whole seconds?!! AAHHH I'M, I'M GONNA C-C-C-CCRRRRYYYYYY!

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I don't think anything will ever top him weeping over a commercial for a Batman video game

Why does he do the finger thing in every picture

Don't do drugs kids

He has fanboy brain. He is stuck on the “omg can you believer who it is?!” Mode.
If he posed with Chris Hardwick they’d just do it to each other.

I dunno but its funny

It’s to keep his jersey logos in clear sight for the picture

When was this? He looks Asian

This why doesn’t he just wear clothes that fit?

He’s a living meme

that's his money maker asset

>tfw you name her after your waifu so she'd be the perfect daughterwife, but she ends up being an uggo

>just thingken about my wife's clit/taint/brown area pwning my dick

He's a professional crier.

They look terrible either way, just don't get fat bros

damn, when was this? looks like he aged about 30 years between this and this

FUCKING LMAO

His ugly ass wife told him it was cute.
Then want shopping with his money, and fucked a black guy.

Why does he wear the hat?

Something about his wife licking the flesh below his anus owning his dick and pretending shes cucking him with another man

Cuck soi face

Stop trying to sell your daughter you fucking pedo kike sympathizer. Ignore that he was best buds with harvey weinstein