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Are felines the Chads of nature?
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yes
KINGS of the jungle
But they don't live in the jungle?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEE
>Lions
>Chads
have you ever been to the jungle?
hippos are more murderous and violent the lions
hippos are basically killing machines
>felines
>Chads
no they are a bunch of pussys
my feline is
Yes felines are Chads regardless of the /pol/cel shit you post
There's something hilarious to me about how the lion social structure works.
>be male lion
>eat food your harem brings you all day
>fight other male lions when you have to
>give your harem the spiked penis
>females are too small to fight you, too small to fight other male lions reliably, too stupid apparently to fight together
I can't tell if male lions are chads or if female lions are just really retarded
theyre pretty terrifying for sure
jamie, pull up that one webm of that Jaws-like hippo in the river
Oh no hippo bros we got too cocky
>Yes felines are Chads regardless of the /pol/cel shit you post
that hippo probably had a disease and went that far inland to die anyways
>NOOO you can't just eat me alive Noo
based snakechads dabbing on mammals
This + wolverines. Lions and bears and shit are meme tier.
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME MUFASA
you ever see a hippo crush a watermelon? those things jaws are massive
fucking god damned canadians
The lion is a natural predator of the hippcuck
The answer to your question is yes.
you now know that this is a thing
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>OH N-
>ancestors
I don't get it why post a link of asians fighting each other ?
Herons are criminally underrated.
fuck this
>Don't you let go, don't you let go
>Come on Mr Frodo, REACH!!!!
>into the west starts playing
does it make you believe that dinosaurs evolved into birds?
i already knew that was a thing, nigger
>dinosaurs evolved into bird
no because that's not what happened
>lol you needed 3 people to kill me
but look at that thing it looks like a dinosaur
yeah which means that you now know, like i said
it is a dinosaur
Yes it fucking is.
This is always how it goes with geese and cows, somehow the geese just know the cows are pussies and call their bluff.
It's really kind of interesting because getting charged by an animal ten times your size ought to trigger a flight response. Fucking cats jump out of the room if they see a shape or color they don't like
>believing in evolution at all
cute
Geese are instruments of the fucking devil, is all.
that shape is the same as a snake, which is a natural predator of the cat
geese aren't naturally predated by cows so they have no reason to be afraid of them
I wish a fucking goose would square up to me on level ground ngl that smug cunt would be going in the roasting pan
geese don't give a fuck
still one of funniest things ive ever seen
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Cute pussy
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>>>/reddit/
How fucking big are walruses if they're dwarfing a polar bear
This.
Lions can be reasonable, hippos are fuckhueg murderous cunts.
It fucking isn't, they are relatives but they are not dinosaurs.
Large-ish.
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AAHHHHH FUCK HELP ME REPTILE BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY OW FUCK IT HURTS
Been meaning to ask and I guess this is an appropriate thread, how was the movie?
manlets btfo yet again
Good
>Badger getting rolled by huge snek
>escapes
>could just run away
>comes back to flip the script on the snake and doesn't even give a fuck if he has to 2v1 some jackals in the process
wow, badgers really are hardcore
Oh sorry need more space for the sneedposting?
fucking land piranhas but you have to respect their kill rate
And guess who dabs on Canadians?
Female lions fight cooperatively against other animals when taking large game like wildebeests, so it seems that just like human women, they actually like being dominated by chad.
is this achievable natty?
That's a large amount of fecal matter
fuck, that charge in the beginning is unironically intimidating, that bird wanted that dude to know who ran that beach
If being based means making the dominant predator on the planet cosplay as your species then yes, felines are based as fuck.
What would Honey Badgers drink if they were people
Fuck yeah, I'll have to pick it up. Owls are chads on aesthetics alone.
>evolved into birds
nigga that thing is a fuckin dinosaur that shit didn't evolve they're still fuckin here
No better hoomer kino out there.
Manlets never learn.
BAAAASED!!!
Bigger than a sea lion but smaller than an elephant seal.
Goddamn!
modern dinos dabbing on obsolete proto-life
how the fuck
I want that bucket
UUUU
Birds are reptiles though
BAAASED GOAT.
>Owls are chads on aesthetics alone.
OH NO NO NO NO
>Herons are criminal
FTFY. One of those faggots kept raiding my drying pond during a drought. Idiot kept trying until I ran out of warning shots.
Hawks and owls are literally the most awe-inducing animals in the world.
a master is out
What the fuck does that mean? They're a lot more diversified and complex than reptiles. What the fuck does this even fucking mean? "Reptiles" is an almost outdated term. Birds are birds. Lizards are lizards. There's a lot of grey area in reptilia but dinosaurs and to an extent birds are a different order of life than whatever lizards are a la mammals although I guess you're right in that there is no modern scientific consensus on that yet as far as the gray area in reptilia goes
Rest in Paradise King
You can has bucket
Yet the cows would charge a human. What am I missing here? How does the eternal goose do it?
Those are baby cows
Imagine living like that, just wandering across the land, eternally searching for your next kill, sleeping wherever you fall down.
Is that supposed to disprove me? This thing could slot straight into a horror film.
kino
0:20
same expression as every boomer who's ever knocked or shot some millennial's drone out of the air
It's a hard life.
...is that a magpie?
Shrikes are such badasses
Shrike
One of the most kino animals
Wtf was his problem
>protected by the government as a special class
>make a living off other animals hard work
>still get presented as a noble lifeform
Convince me bald eagles aren't the niggers of the avian world.
I'm appreciating this exhibition of nature's walk cycles.
Gasoline
There is not a single fibre in my being that feels bad about this
>be arctic fox
>live in frozen wilderness
>probably on the verge of starvation
>finally find some food
>some asshole birb comes and steals it
can you even imagine the frustration
This is China-tier.
>lanklet
lol
What the fuck is his problem?
The weak should fear the strong.
Chad as fuck.
Oh man, that's brutal. Couldn't have edited it better.
It must be frustrating not having hands.
thanks for the keks anons
Fucking adorable.
BEHOLD TRUE TERROR!
I saw that episode. Her pup makes it
god-tier creature
actually, in china they typically serve goose with the head still on.
Fucking tanks.
>Yea Forums relates and sympathize more with mindless, non-sapient animals than their fellow human oppressed refugees, looking to survive the war that the Western World has brought into their countries under the guise of "freeing" them and upholding "human rights"
You guys are pathetic.
Rhinos beat the shit out oh hippos
Hippos can’t even bite a rhino’s head because of their horns
PURE
K
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brutal mog
that looks so fucking cool
birds are frens
What were the Australians thinking when they went to war with this bird?
Okay, that's just ridiculous. Cows I can understand because they're generally passive herd animals inclined to run from shit, but a fucking gorilla? Really? It it all just about aggression level?
I will say, based on my own experience with geese that is right, and the hissing is alarming, but fuck, I would think a silverback would also be in the "not giving a fuck" category. Gorillas are demoted in my headcannon now
>Field test of duck force field a resounding success
>ducks everywhere: fuck hunters
Sub humans and chinks must perish for true equality.
based
cause the female packs would go around killing all other lionesses. the only way all that stuff you said works is babies. babies is the sole reason why the male - dominate and female - sub dynamic exists.
Kino-est animal.
that's my favorite webm of all time
Based
That's fucking awesome.
penguins are so cute yet they live in a constant hell
I'm guessing he nailed it with a shot and is putting it out of its misery but idk why he thought filming it was a good idea
>they lived in paradise, never knowing war, never invading, never slaving
Oh, wait, they totally started it.
>patrol the cosmodrome
This remains the cutest thing I've ever seen.
>when the smell hits
you sick fuck
fuck off to /pol/
based
A single elephant is worth more than a billion goatfuckers
Animals don't demand anything from me, don't turn formerly decent neighborhoods int slums and if they produce more offspring than they can support natural selection keeps the population in check, which is exactly what we should be allowing to happen in Africa.
Hey ungabunga, stop having ten kids you can't feed, the world doesn't need more of you
What the fuck! I never realized they got that big.
>fellow human
how does bird know what popsicles is
asshole
That cat is in orbit with my sides.
Is he ok?
imagine put your pee pee on that
this seems both really fun and potentially horrifying
When will they learn?
>What am I missing here?
Stern eye contact and holding an unflinching posture.
>literally evolved xenomorph-acid rape spray
>manages to break it
>it all falls into the dirt
What's even the point.
Very good.
That's adorable
Bluffing is OP in the animal kingdom in general, you have entire species that survive literally just because they look like other more dangerous species
You are homosexual. I'm not even kidding.
what's that technique called
thats a fuckin dinosaur
What is that? Looks really cool. There's something eerily human about its face.
This gives me anxiety
At the beginning it looked exactly like a scene from Jurassic Park or something.
i honestly realized how alpha giraffes where when i saw how humongous they were compared to the lions. If you're a giraffe, and getting killed by lions and hyenas, you deserved to die.
Pure kino
>Gorillas are demoted in my headcannon now
but maybe this was just a pussy gorilla
which pixel is the elephant?
cringe and bluepilled
>take this off me human I will rip your eyes out
Fuck, I laughed
HAHAHA
>im about to end this man's whole career
based
>mindless, non-sapient animals
There is a bunch of animals that are sapient dumbass, I don't see you caring for them.
chameleons are literal wizards
shut the fuck up tranny.
SO I GOT ME A PEN AND A PAPER
AND I MADE UP MY OWN LITTLE SIGN
I SAID THANK YOU LORD FOR THINKIN BOUT ME
I'M A BIRB AND DOING FINE
This style of animal videos using drones is kino.
Literally a living Predator missile.
Would love to just grab one of those small croc motherfuckers by the tail and slam them into the concrete over and over.
why doesn't their own country just fix their problems instead of provoking america?
underrated snyderkino
that's a cassowary, it's different from an emu
cassowaries are smaller but way more dangerous because they have huge spikes strapped to their feet
cute feet.
>perfect camouflage
>lie directly against the sandy floor with your flat body
>your entire body, lifestyle and mindset are committed to these physiological adaptations
>this is good enough that underwater predators need electric sensory organs to find you
>against surface predators, you also have the distortion and reflection of wavy water on your side
>some asshole bird can still see you through all that flying by at 80 feet in the air
flatfishbros, it is not fucking fair
gorillas are pussy herbivores
the king kong shit is just hollywood fantasy
Pure kino
This guy was prosecuted for this and cried in court.
Why did those feet give me a boner?
Necromancer...
based walruschads
Disgusting fucking animals. Yuck
Good, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
This thing could definitely eat 17 rats and keep their bones for a big little mouse skeleton golem.
Do americans really?
literally a Saturday morning cartoon villain
Sometimes I get ants in my house, this makes me very uncomfortable
FUCK THE POLICE
>blocks your path
I fucking love Cheetahs so much. So perfectly aesthetic.
Yea Forumsump
Damn, what is this? It's huge
will someone get this hothead outta here?
I'm not a fag but I like cats. I hate that men can't have cats, it's retarded.
how did the bird not break his legs???
Don't mind me, just posting the single most Chad animal in recorded history.
>kills humans for fun
>the size of an F150
>highest animal killstreak against humans
>survived an RPG
>uses sustained AK-47 fire as a back massage
Niggers gonna nig
I suppose a boar spear is out of the question?
Based Gustavbro. Has he been spotted recently?
Man, that Dark Crystal reboot really has some impressive puppetry
This reminds me of a mid 90s rap video
kek, I fell for it
looks like a mythological creature
you think paige dresses up as a bird for sex?
Sometimes birds seem to forget that they can fly away from shit
What the fuck is their problem?
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>we send aid so they can continue to reproduce
that's like feeding the rats overrunning your farm
bearded vulture
Steel reserve.
Bearded vulture. Eats bones.
I... I don't feel so good...
That water buffalo standing up like
>Wheeeeelp...I better be hittin the dusty trail.
It saddens me more people don't know about him. He probably has THE highest human body count of any animal ever. He's like a living demigod and no one knows of him. He deserves respect, especially for being this way in the era of guns and bombs.
The perfect killing machine
DO EUROPOOS
REALLY
>fly away
>other birds fly after you
>.. oh yeah
Absolutely FUCKING KINOOOOOOO
>shoot every bald eagle any time one hangs around my property
>support my fellow meat-loving mammals
>enrage burgoids
>have fun
>get shot in the head
>brain damage unlocks the ability to love
>>females are too small to fight you, too small to fight other male lions reliably, too stupid apparently to fight together
Why the fuck would they team up and kill males when they can let all the chads fight among themselves and then get the best genes?
Yuropoor's Law.
reminder that serial killers always start off torturing or killing animals for fun
>cats arent chad because they have tricked humans into being their slaves
Reddit: the thread.
they finally discovered a cure for my problem
the post apoc aesthetic really makes this webm
>murders hundreds
>escapes every trap
>almost never eats humans, just kills
>is absolutely massive
>last recorded sighting is 5 years ago of him killing a full grown adult bull wildebeest.
Honestly it would be an honor to be killed by Sobek on Earth.
This is nightmare fuel. Fuck bros how would you get out of this?
fantastic filming
>/pol/cel shit
Why is that bunny super huge?
Aw, poor guy. I thought he was just tranquelized at first, but what was that? A siezure?
hit the fucking gas
This is actually true because cats transmits toxoplasmosis, its a virus that makes people less aggressive and less reactive to threats.
A litteral political husk that anyone can bully at will.
Sauce?
snakes are so fucking dumb lol
>ill just evolve my legs
>shit this small bird is killing me ahhhh
>spend a decade as the boss of a pride winning countless challenges
>eventually get sick and run off by some new alpha
>wander off alone into the wilderness, your pride now indifferent to you
>look back to see some strange creatures watching you
>die
CHONKERS!
There is literally no source for T Gondii making people less aggressive. There are almost no studies on it, and definitely not enough to be able to say something like that.
Is there anything more onions than owning a cat?
I feel you brother.
how does every animal know that reptiles are evil? im starting to believe the bible was onto somethiung
Remember kids, when you feel like nobody want you, always know that for multiple creatures out there you are a walking pizza.
But if they had used larger tree trunks and maybe put a few behind you as well. I guess no matter what you have to floor it because your other option is to hope they don't rape and kill you
Poor guy.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nature can be cruel sometimes
The ultimate betrayal
What kind of bird is this demon?
Because they're sooo biologically different. They have no feathers or fur, their blood is cold, they produce alien pheromones, etc. Birds and Mammals are the true Chads of the world. Reptiles and amphibs are sublife.
good doggo
When you are in a situation like that you have to try to run, no matter what. You might think you have a better chance if you comply, but you don't. Run or die trying 100% of the time.
I wish this was real
a furry mod for Fallout 4?
reminder that trannies and gays are animal abuser #1 most wanted
Imagine how this seems from a non-human perspective
"Wait, so you're saying this human chick gives you unlimited delicious food every day? What do you have to do to get it?"
"She hands me small, lightweight objects and then I put them in boxes that are a couple feet away"
"fuck off, Carl, nobody believes your bullshit"
M-my wife...
I...I gotta get off for now. This is the saddest thing I've seen in a while. Why it gotta be like this sometimes, bros?
anybody know at animal this is?
Is that supposed to make the humans seem like they are the dumb ones? Because we are still the ones doing the testing. Now, if the bird realized it was a test...that would be impressive.
Woah, did you just simulate conversation between non-humans and assign one of them a jarring, generic English name? That's going to be an upboat from me, fine sir.
They rescued that bear as a cub and cuddled with him daily until he died of old age, so I guess it was all fun.
Can you stop posting these? Please?
The end is ugly for most of us, user. Kind of makes you reconsider the concept of a beautiful death like they used to seek out in sparta
t. seething jawlet
I knew an old guy with a big house who had cats everywhere, he definitely had T. Gondii. And he was a staunch political conservative and very aggressive, he fucked my ass harder than anyone else ever has
Okay you insufferable faggot, come up with a good bird name
>the most successful crocodiles eventually get too large to efficiently supply their energy needs and starve to death
Would it be better for Gustav to go out in a blaze of heavy ordinance?
>goes into animal thread
>expects it to be non-reddit
Retard.
Animal lovers are basically sentient sõy.
:(
u dumby
Jesus, that bird literally started crying. That's the saddest thing I've ever seen.
How about instead I just don't use old redditcore memes on a tanzanian wiremaking senate in the 2020th year of our Lord?
I this case you have to wonder if the first few humans had it coming. I mean, they probably knew the animals were being treated like shit or were the ones doing it themselves. Those cops had to feel awful, though.
>brown hyena
fuck
Tyke's a famous animal abuse case. An animal can only take so much before enough is enough.
>WELL AT LEAST I GOT A GOLDEN GLOBE XDDD
or a clam or whatever that seal twat got instead of her pup's life