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a biographical account of the rothschilds

Pleasantville during The Purge as Warsaw Ghetto uprising allegory, starring as John Waters as Kurt Dirlewanger

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Cara. Margot. Lewd fun.

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a biographical account of King Harald of Norway

Hitler Wins starring Idris Alba.

That which is most personal is most universal.

I'd make a film about the isolation caused in an Internet era. About a generation of young people having their social lives through a phone screen.

A biopic about Sophia Lillis marrying me.

A young, shy knight and a tsundere warrior princess team up to save the world from an evil wizard. There's lots of awkward, cutesy romance drama and blushing.

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Werner Herzog deepfakes every little person in Even Dwarves Started Small as baby yoda, and Zack Snyder's head onto the murdered sow, CATS 2019 style. All voices are redubbed by Jared Harris and Tilda Swinton.

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1. Space cabin-fever type horror, crew of a ship and one starts going crazy and starts fucking with the ship and the other crewmates. Ends w crewman smashing crazys head in after the last 2 crewmembers get vaccumed into space. Last man is fucked cus ship broken.

2. guy and girl stuck in middle of urban/ rural warzone (not sure yet which, love both concepts). V slow with high highs and low lows, similar style to come and see with it' slow pace and bleak portrayal of war. This one is less developed.

Honestly both ideas aren't very original but they're concepts I usually like to think about as I love films w similar settings, shame that there's not much space horror without sci-fi elements in them (although I love those too, just not the same as this idea).

A vagabond becomes the star of a reality show where fellow homeless people are granted a home and access to other basic needs, as long as they get a job in order to pay the producers for saving their lives.

Star wars but nudist rey

all the hottest girls and actress to suck on my BIG MED COCK

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The image that saved Yea Forums

Wow... exploiting the most vulnerable people for financial gain sounds like a real winner... /sarc

Did you write this?

That's the point, i just didn't know how to summarize it.

I have to remind you user, given that she lives on a backwater planet with limited access to the necessities of life she's probably never shaved her pusy or asshole

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An unnamed man is contracted by a model to help investigate the death of her friend. While checking the body for clues, the unnamed man is mysteriously transported to the night of the murder. He begins to follow a trail left by a potential witness. Along the way are bizarre visions that test the man's grip on reality.

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Jamie and Caitlin are shit names

I too name my characters after my self and my unrequited schoolyard crush

>Ryan and mom

this. Just changing them to James and Catherine would be infinitely better

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Emma Roberts kidnaps a man and beats him until he becomes her slave.

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Mr.Smith Goes to Washington but he learns how both sides of the political circus serve the long established aristocratic families and their interests. He dies at the end and is slandered as a pedophile who fell victim to vigilante justice.

A buddy picture / comedy with a bunch of formerly famous older actors/actresses who have a hard time finding work these days but can still act and are still popular with the audience....

> Plot:

Take some super-secret US spy agency. It's so secret, that in order to pay the pensions to their old retired spies, they have a dummy corporation set up where the retiree's are listed as "employees". In fact, the company is nothing more than an empty floor in some office building with a dusty answering machine in the middle.

After a new president comes in with a plan to "streamline" the government, a clerk in some agency accidentally sells the dummy corporation to some private investors.

Suddenly... all of these old retired spies have to show up and act like they're really working for and running this company.

The comedy comes from the typical fish out of water stuff. So when the new boss asks one for a report on something, he/she simply hacks into the mainframe of a competitor and steals it, stuff like that.

The ploy twist come when they discover that their new owners is a foreign spy agency either

a) trying to steal govt secrets or;

b) trying to set up their own dummy company for their own retirees.

If the producers could get at least two actors who played James Bond, they could use a joke where both are named "james", the boss says it's confusing, and they reply something to the effect that there have been a lot of "james"'s working there in the past.

A man gets a rare disease. The only antidote is naturally produced on Emma Rober's soles and only releases after a tongue bath.
The pair develops an unlikely mistress-slave relationship as they become co-dependent on eachother for their daily lives.
the protagonist is played by me

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THE HEADMISTRESS

Staring Elizabeth Debicki and Emma Stone, with guests Kevin Sorbo, Isabella Merced, Ray Liotta and Signouray Weaver

>A tough, no nonsense Headmistress runs a presitgious girl's academy in upstate new york
>But when a rebellious new pupil enters her halls, it falls on the Headmistress to whip this rebellious firebrand into proper form
>But along the way, the feelings of hate, anger and lust between mistress and student explode in an intense passionate affair
>A dramatic and erotic thriller, in theaters this fall

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Hmmm. I'm thinking... based.

A real life sequel to Danny Devito movie Twins but instead this time the American government attempts to clone Arnold Schwarzenegger only for something to go wrong during process and turns out middle aged black woman. I'm thinking of calling movie "Arnold Schwarzenigger" and have it star Leslie Jones in title role.

I'd like to see a movie that depicts Robertsfags getting genocided off the planet

>Robertsfags
>Roberts
>fags
that's an oxymoron, only fags hate Best Emma

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a man dreams about an unknown woman dying in an accident, he has the same dream for weeks, suddenly he sees her on TV, he crosses the entire world to save her, she doesn't believe him, so he prepares himself for the moment he saw, but the twist is the accident was caused by him
I call the movie GOD DREAM IT

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t. Literotica.com lesbo story section
aka based and coom pilled

>James, inexperienced as he was, lifted his sword to impress upon fair Catherine, and display his prowess as a knight and man. His blade from sheathe swung into air, staggering in its weight and length. Though a knight he may be, Catherine deemed his theatrics unimpressed, gesturing a yawn, to herself moreso rather than even gracing her young companion with the privilege of her opinion.
>"A princess I maybe be, but my desperation for your swordsmanship on this dire trek is overstated in your mind."
>"O-oh I apologize, Princess. I thought my Knightley vigor would cheer you up", James muttered disappointingly.
>"How uncouth! Y-you cannot swipe at me with such vulgarity. I am- you're...Hmph!", Catherine averted her gaze with crossed arms to follow, staunchly hiding her blush.
>The young knight, too innocent for his own good, hung his head confused, retreating to his side of the camp.
>"Maybe she's more of a shield person...?"

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed live action. Mark Wahlberg plays Starkiller.

A horror movie about an epidemic caused by a Chinese wet market. However the real horror is the virus is not even an epidemic or widespread but media panic drives people into increasingly more inhuman behavior and eventually we see a family "quarantine" a grandmother in the basement without a restroom. Eventually the virus fades away into obscurity and we get credits that are different local news headlines about families all around the world doing horrifying things.

you're one sick puppy dude

This also to him

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It's good though, kind of like a night of the living dead but more relatable and it can be infinitely more uncomfortable for a modern audience.

oh it's definitely a good idea
10 cloverfield lane comes to mind (despite the ending I didn't like)
could be kino
but still, sick

A man has an ominous set of catastrophic premonitions. First he writes it off as a bad dream, but over time the separate visions start happening. He has to work against the clock to find out what's really happening as the foreseen events start fulfilling in faster intervals.
In the end he meets Emma Roberts and becomes her footslave.

Detective murder mystery set in Rome a few years after the death of Christ. Bodies of mutilated prostitutes keep turning up in the Tiber.

I'd watch this.

Ana de Armas and Isabela Moner play stepmom and daughter in the same movie and also it's a lesbian film, and French.

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A whodunnit on a spaceship

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Would see

Guy goes away with a group of friends but on the trip they are all trying to kill him while it looks accidental, some attempting to kill him accidentally kill themselves except one friends, but that ones playing the long con, footage of them being suspicious on the plane home.

Newfag doesn’t understand fagfags.

Test

nice

Why don't we have more period pieces? History is so full of interesting settings and stories it's an untapped gold mine. Make a movie about modern movie about Caligula, Sulla, Romulus and Remus, etc.

Already been done by the Rothschilds themselves
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_House_of_Rothschild
And it's even more anti-Semitic than the nazi one.

Osmosis Jones sequel involving cancer as the main antagonist. I have a full script written somewhere but Warner doesn't want to do another one despite the Farrelly brothers interested. The movie would focus more on the inside and less on the outside, with Ozzy and Drix being transplanted into Shane following a car accident (blood transfusion). There they discover she has cancer, but the rest of the body is unaware of their presence and it's up to them to stop the hidden menace before it's too late. The brief live action scenes show her struggle with cancer and how it affects the inside but live action scenes will take up no more than a combined 30 minutes. In the end, Drix gives an emotional sacrifice that jump-starts Shane's immune system that allows them to recognize the cancer and a widespread elimination begins. Shane is seen slowly recovering and Ozzy is named Shane's chief of police but he misses his wife (Leah Estrogen from Frank) and Drix wondering if it was all worth it. Then Shane's children come in and are happy their mom is alive and Ozzy smiles.

INT SMALL SHITTY APARTMENT: Jessica alba sucks me off until i semen on her face

ROLL CREDITS

>T. H Weinstein

A young man sets out on a mission to attack the sky. Everybody thinks he's crazy but through sheer will he gets everybody to believe in his insane dream and eventually he commands his country's military. He finally mobilizes everything in his power and attacks the sky and it actually works, he brings the sky into submission and decides to kill it, and there is no more sky.
It's called 'Attack The Sky.'

A small group of Roman soldiers that escaped the Battle of Teutoburg Forest try to make their way back to Roman territory.

>It's called 'Attack The Sky.'
kino, but how do we include emma roberts? maybe she is the sky?

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A Tarantino film but with the focus on thighs instead of feet

Emma Roberts could be a lady from his village who think he's an idiot for wanting to attack the sky and hates his guts. Eventually he wins her over through sheer will and he actually lets her press the button to attack the sky at the end. (She refuses of course and lets him because it's his ultimate dream.)

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i like his idea

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A civil war veteran struggles to integrate post war, becoming increasingly alienated. He can't remember his background except he knows he was a bushwhacker and he assumes he must have had a head injury. Over time we learn more about him and he actually never left the war he is dying after getting gutshot and seeing what his life could have been if he had lived. He realizes at the end how he was a normal loving man turned into a monster because of the war.

30 minutes of me nailing emma roberts and then nutting all over her face

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Its multiple hours of Emma Roberts taking my seed as I fuck her in every way imaginable.

This.
Except it's multiple hours of me taking a giant strapon as Emma Roberts fucks me in every way imaginable.

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girl likes me and touches my p

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emma roberts adopts a cute virgin neet boy and turns him into her slut

Cumming on her bit-gagged face as she squirms. Glorious.

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you mean season 6 of Vikings?

Idea 1: Emma competes with other female celebs to see who can grow the most arm hair.

Idea 2: Emma tribs with other celeb to see who can make the other cum first.

Idea 3: Emma compares her boobs with other celebs to see who are bigger

Anyone like any of those ideas?

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a movie where emma shits in my mouth

2 and 3 are great.

Tribbing contest should be based on how long cumming can be held off.

If Emma's tits are smaller than another girl's then they get to sit on Emma's face.

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horror movie set in the west (great plains, either wyoming or montana) in the 1880s. mad serial killer with an axe, bow, and revolver wearing a cattle skull as a mask terrorizes a middle-aged farmer (former widow) and his young wife. eventually other people become involved and are terrorized as well, including a traveling man and his daughter and the aging local sheriff and his brash and inexperienced deputy
minimalist soundtrack
cinematography focuses largely on the emptiness of the landscape and the forces of nature

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Great ideas. How about a trib tournament where the winner is the celeb who can hold off her orgasm the longest.

So hot. Which celebs should she compete with in both contests?
How about Eva Green, JLaw, Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid, Sydney Sweeney, Emma Watson, Lily James, Emilia Clarke, Betty Gilpin, Sammi Hanratty, Daddario, AnnaSophia Robb. You like any of those?

>A Challenger Appears

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She looks fertile

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Great shout. How would she get on in a trib contest with Emma?

I'd watch it

honestly not half bad. you should look into maybe turning this into a script and selling it or something

taken / eyes wide shut mix

- daughter gets caught up in some elite secret society creepy shit by accident not knowing
- gets abducted
- held in a small cage with other abductees
- you get to see little more of the rituals , in this case live killings kill or be killed between abducted people and also people vs animals ,, also live wanted sex and live unwanted sex (raping)
- the arena for these live shows is underground underneath huge mansion
- the arena is not massive like 100 - 150 people watching ,, its in a top looking down circle ala roman coliseum
- the secret society people watch all the live events with no emotion like the sick creepy fucks they are
- cia father has to either go undercover to infiltrate the society
- or like taken he just trying to find out who they are and where his daughter is
- finally finds out who , why , & where and sneaks in and once in goes psycho and unleashes all hell on everyone massacres everyone (maybe he finds he was too late and daughter is all ready dead or he sees a video of her being rapped or some shit like that and that's when he goes insane for revenge)
- happy ending or not a happy ending i dont care ,, i just want the final 25min of him killing everyone to be bad ass

Emma might do well against her on tribbing, but it would be tough, but the tit contest would end in Emma's face imprisoned between Christina's thighs.

She would win handily in trib or tit-mog. She would be smug doing it, too.

>Oh my, those are cute . . .

what about the (((stock market))) ... and what the name of this wuhan movie?

fasbender & a hot no tongue female as leads

Do you think 7 inches could satisfy her ?

This is why she's so powerful, the delectable waft from her crusty unwashed desert knickers, the sultry little stench wench.

"Maybe some suction pumps are in order for you, my pathetic little Titlet."

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Father kills his daughter (like in Violent Cop)

I agree. Which other trib contests or tit contests would you like to see?

that bitch titties sag more than a tranny's open wound oozes

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She’d make her wear her bra too!

How big is your dick ?

does season 6 of vikings chronicle harald's time in the kievan rus and byzantium?

How do Emma’s boobs compare with Sammi, Emily Kinney, Emma Watson and Taylor Swift?

all-female Fight Club remake
emma roberts as Marla

That's my lesbian fetish.

> Emma forced to wear a huge bra that emphasises how tiny Emma's tits are.

> "Oh my, your boobies are so pathetically tiny!" Christina smugly says. Emma sobs.

> Christina laughs at Emma nd then presses her tits onto the titlets face, trapping her between her pendulus Hendricks boobs.

>ended the emma wars
fix'd

Emma can't bitch if Christina has her face trapped between her huge boobs.

So hot. Imagine Christina making a load of celebs try on her bra to see how pathetic they look. Who would she include?

She has nice boobies, though IMHO Roberts tits would look best with clamps.

I'm the main hero, I get 99% screen time. Everyone compliments me. My villains are easy to defeat. I am praised.
>t. North Korean Leader

Jenna Coleman, Angourie Rice, Kiernan Shipka, Lily James.

Sophia Vergara

I guess what I'm really getting at is that i don't want to see Emma compete so much as I want to see her get bullied and sexually dominated by older, bustier actresses.

But, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, we can throw her a win - say, Kiernan Shipka or MBB

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Amazing list. How would their titties do at filling the bra? Who would get humiliated the most to least in order?

A movie about a happy white American heterosexual Christian nuclear family where the wife and children know their places and do exactly what dad says at all times, nothing transgressive or bad happens, their lives are pleasant and undramatic, and they live happily ever after.

It would be the most subversive film ever made. By far.

"What are those little things on your chest, Emma?"

"M-my tits..." Emma says nervousrw

"Seriously? You call those tits?"

Based as fuck. I want to see Debicki in as many porny scenarios as possible.

>All these anons
>No Eva Green

C'MON, Yea Forums

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I could go with Emma versus Kat Dennings or Daddario.

>If Emma's tits are smaller than another girl's then they get to sit on Emma's face.
Kate Upton would like a word with her

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Do we need to do a Trib/Titmog bracket? I think we need a Trib/Titmog bracket.

>Double elimination
>Blind Draw

The College of Cardinals gather in the Vatican to elect a new Pope. Following convention, they’re locked in together for as long as it takes. One night, one of the Cardinals can’t sleep and takes a candlelit walk around the place whereupon he witnesses one of the other cardinals reveal himself to be a demon and possessing another. The next morning the possessed man votes to elect the secret demon. Our hero must then try to thwart the demon without letting it know that he knows, before he posses enough cardinals to become Pope.

Please.

How would we do it?

James Bond but is a powerful black woman

Vixen
It's a show entirely based around a woman who gets off seducing taken men, and tormenting the cucked female partners until they enjoy it.
She's played by Emma Roberts

Probably by poll? doesn't feel right just going at with a dice roll or something.

There's gotta be some weighting for the actual stats in there for the Tit-mog, but I don't think it's as simple as only-size-matters.

Maybe a D20 with modifiers.

>Sweet Sixteen Celebrity Trib-off D&D

I'm listening

>James Bond but is a powerful black woman

Normal 007 but an ape girl!

Trib Attritubtes (kek)
> Screen lezzo - count by scenes or time
> Public lezzo - # of confirmed relationships
>Dom level - Like Emma beating the shit out of Evan
>????

Tit-mog Attributes
> Cup size
> Perk factor
> Mommy Modifier
>????

I'm just spitballing.

what a pack of pussies, they should have hit her back which would have turned her on

actually based, fatalism has been done before (i know ive seen it but cant remember where) but could be amazing depending on the depiction

victoria justice and nina dobrev as twins, discover they are bi, explore their lesbian interests together
they also have a younger stepbrother they force to watch

I'm good with these things.

Bitch modifier should be added to tits, too, for maximum smugness.

This. Emma wants them
to beat her into submissioń

She has clean shaven armpits, so unfortunately you are wrong

A remake of the slasher movie Ax 'em but with proper fucking audio engineering.
The all black cast would remain though.

Female reboot of Citizen Kane with Brie Larson

Alexandra Daddario and Hayley Atwell as bisexual vampires/demons and Elizabeth Gillies as a human girl who ends up their slave.

Footloose: Facing Old-age
Starring: Kevin Bacon and John Lithgow
In a retirement home in Utah, a previous lethal falling accident has shocked the residents and made them afraid of doing any activities. Doctor McCormack comes to the facility and tries to encourage them to dance and embrace old age.
The climax is a slow and gentle exercise dance for old people.

A live action adaptation of the modern classic animated series Domestic Na Kanojo with Daddario as Hina and Felicity Jones as Rui.

Posted this before. Long before Thoroughbred
Civil War era. Innocent nurse worked in a field hospital. A handsome guy came in with minor injury but he begged the nurse to amputate him so he can go home. She agreed but the guy got infected and died.

Someone here suggested this to me: the nurse lost her mind and began to keep amputate healthy legs. It's a good ending.

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Ahem
Based

Is Roberts /ourEmma/?

Sci-fi / fantasy?

scientists theorize any man and woman locked together will eventually become a pair, so they put two in a self-maintaining bunker without telling them anything

and then turns out this process has been automated millions of years into the future and the couple we follow breaks out into a sci-fi hellscape

She's mine at least.

i can confirm that this is likely the case. make the hitting sexual though. women want to be raped but they want to be raped "consentially". If you think that is retarded and makes no sense I agree but if you think I'm lying you don't know women

Sounds occult

Is the D20 mogging guy still here?

Crank 3, but with a girl.
she must constantly get fucked, or she dies!

hannah hayes documentary

A soldier returns home from war to find a bunch of guys hitting on his widowed mother, and decides the only way to protect her from these scum is to bang his mom himself. During the numerous long ero scenes she pats his head and calls him a good boy.

I haven't fapped in a week and I'm starved for affection.

Charlie's Angels reboot with Emma, Mackenzie Foy, and Francesca Capaldi.

>ctrl+f
>"udder insanity"
>0 results
disappoint

A farmer (Hendricks) accidentally brings her own breast milk to peddle at the farmer's market rather than the usual cow's milk that she sells. She is shocked to see that her customers are now raving about her milk, saying it's the best milk in the world. Not wanting to disappoint her legions of new fans, Hendricks begins milking herself constantly in order to keep up with demand. Nobody suspects a thing about the milk that's all the rage. Nobody, but a spunky child reporter (Ariel) who tries to catch the busty farmer in her lie. When the reporter finds out that her brother's hospital bills will increase tenfold, she is forced to join in the breast milk racket. Will they be able to satisfy increasing demand, while keeping their secret safe?

find out this summer in: Udder Insanity.

It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?

Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

I'd fund it.

Hmm. I'm thinking.... based.

When can we see it in theaters?

I'm in.

Read more books before atempting to write holy shit. This is embarassing.

Kino idea. You have a gift.

Me killing non-whites for 90 minutes

conceptualize the smell

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Jenna's pretty busty when she's not skinny

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Kys antisemite

>what about the (((stock market)))
Another great thing to add to the film, have it be one of the contributing factors for people acting like animals then have it recover and it's business as usual at the end of the film.
>and what the name of this wuhan movie?
Call it "Flu" just a working title though.

That criminally forgettable Robin Hood movie with Russel Crowe was meant to be something like this, in its initial pitch. Robin Hood was going to be a serial killer and the sheriff of Nottingham something like a medieval detective, but I guess the idea was too wacky for the suits and they changed it to the same boring story that's been done a hundred times.
>I did my time
>On the Rhine
>Non Mihi Est starts playing

...at least you're trying?

A heavily stylized and over the top "metal" adaption of Moby Dick

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That revolt of black slaves in iraq. Zanji rebellion

I tongue clean emma's crack after she diarrheas out that nasty green drink

God I wish I was her male co-star

Kino. Perfect casting.

>in its initial pitch. Robin Hood was going to be a serial killer and the sheriff of Nottingham something like a medieval detective
That would have been an infinitely more interesting film.

What don't you like about it?

Imagine she beats you then cries and apologizes and offers to do anything you want to regain your love, becoming your slave. Then becoming an angry bitch again and beating you, then feeling guilty and becoming a bottom, then back to being a Top again.

The Emma Cycle.

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Good effort but this is a hard read. Spacing, vocabulary, grammar all make it pretty hard to read. You're spending too much effort on trying to paint a precise picture of action when the character development should play out in people heads how the characters react. Commas are not a panacea for bad punctuation. When you find yourself writing a lot of dialogue you should avoid inserting actions and adjectives. Let your dialogue do the work. I'm just a novice who's taken English comp but (not trying to be hurtful here) this reads like a highschooler wrote it when he should have been paying attention in English class.

I feel like you saw Red and just expanded the idea into a comedy. Not bad though.

Bravo user, you done good. Shame we will never see it.

I'm in, buy why does he want to attack the sky? What is the inciting event?

The Architect: No Time To Dyer
>Pierce Brosnan is The Architect, an artist dedicated to perfecting the ideal female figure by any means necessary and has never failed once but when The Demolisher (Charlie Heaton) interferes with his plan to fix a very sick young woman, he realizes he cannot do this alone so he hires the best of the best to aid him in his crusade to finish his latest work of art.

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This would be very good, vut id take it even farther back, maybe even to the Great Expansion. Make him a frontiersman trying to take his family west and the emptiness and isolation increases 1000x.

kino, would watch

A lot of my ideas are conceptualized as miniseries, but I do have some that would work as individual movies.

>A scifi movie where the crew of the first ftl ship get stranded in some sort of void isolated from the rest of the universe. Mostly psychological, but turns into a bloodbathin the final third.

>An adaptation of The Epic of Sundiata. Hollywood-tier production values but Bollywood-tier nonsense, complete with goofy physics and spontaneous musical numbers.

>A historical horror movie set around the interactions between the French fur traders and the Ojibway on Lake Superior in the 1700s. The protagonists are hunted by a creature that combines elements of the European vampire and the Native American wendigo. Actors actually speak in the French and Anishinabe languages.

>Dungeons and Dragons as a hard-R action buddy comedy (think The Other Guys or the Jump Street movies, but parodying all the major fantasy franchises.

Shit man not to make it a racial thing but can you imagine a horror movie about a newly settled town dealing with raids from natives in Cherokee or Sioux territory. Something like Bone Tomahawk but realistic. The wide open geography can easily be very unsettling when you're stuck with the prospect of being an alien in a hostile land.

Dammit user I'm trying to review movie ideas over here!

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>Lunchbreak (TV series)
An drama/action series with comedic elements.
It's about a promising young cop who wants to start working on the field. Chief finally gives in and gives him a job: supervising a high school where more and more fistfights are being thrown every day (mostly between students of different schools). the young cop's job is to preserve order and break up fights when they occur, both in the main high school and ones surrounding it. our protagonist slowly becomes friends with a qt 16yo ginger. as the season progresses, and a few episodic crowd fights get dealt with, the protag and the girl find out the fights are actually instigated by a few board members of the ministry of education to make the public schools go bankrupt (parents would be forced to stop sending their kids due to all the violence), meaning the parents would start sending their kids to their private schools. after gathering some evidence, the protag tries to use his job position to start a case against them but, of course, the big figures close that case quickly before anything gets done.
that would just be the first season's great battle. every season would have a different antagonist(s).

A city being sieged by Mongols, real gritty psychological horror involving cannibalism and despair. Climax is Mongols breaching the walls and pillaging the city and ends with our protagonist (young female) being taken by a high ranking Mongol as a war bride. She eventually learns to accept her lot and espouses a "might makes right" attitude before we roll credits.

i have an idea for another garbage sci fi movie:

trip to nowhere

movie about 2120s earth, where technology has increased to the point where lots of habitable planets or areas of high resources are now easily discovered and transmitted, but space travel is still shitty that it takes years to get to these places, so theres more places of interest than space ships that can get there fast enough. property laws are pretty complicated and supposedly you can buy planets before landing on them, but in reality anyone who reaches a planet first and builds shit on it can claim huge sites of land if they claim is as their home, and legally its pretty hard to deal with this, so usually the companies that buy the planets just buy the land from the 'squatters'.

its like a second gold rush or something, and a lot of the poor people try to get in on it by doing this squatting system, by beating the bigger industry ships with shitty second rate spaceships and clueless crews, and claiming up big spaces of land to basically ransom from big companies.

this movie just follows a crew of squatters that decide they want to own a planet for once. there is an unbought low ranked small planet thats supposed to be a barren place, but possibly (not really known) to have some tin or silver. they can't afford to buy it, but they can survey it, and if it has resources, the plan is to offer its location to a big company as an investment project, in exchange for majority ownership. they get there and it turns out its not just full of silver and tin but full of alien life, basically full of alien trees and shit.

as part of the survey they try to extract a bunch of silver and end up accidentally starting a huge forest fire. the crew end up deciding to just sell the location of the planet instead of trying to own it.

the story is mostly about how the crew are basically gypsies, and how they are incapable of having a static home because of their inability to cope with life.

Kek

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Man takes experimental drug to help his schizophrenia. Turns out the drug makes his episodes real, including turning him into an murderous hound. A detective and latent psychic is put on the case due to his familiarity with the witness accounts (regular occurences such as blackening air, sulphuric smell at scene) and he eventually comes into confrontation with a cult who is using psychotropic drugs to influence schizos (who are actually dimensional doors) to bring beasts in from a different plane. I have like 9 stories with this detective. Setting is a neo-noir Chicago type city, heavy smoke and grime combined with sleek body tech and enhanced cognitive abilities. In universe there was a "flash" of evolution when an ancient crypt was discovered on mars releasing a bath of undescribed rays towards sol, but that really has to do more with other characters in universe and probably wont even be mentioned in this particular story.

Blue is The Warmest Color remake starring Margot Robbie and Karen Fukuhara, Complete with the strap on scene uncensored.

I thought you were gonna go the pre-cowboy bebop "conquering the west" style renaissance, but the way you described it makes the primary characters seem like antagonists.

7 Samurai but set in the Turbo Kid style apocalypse. Have the Kambei character be a combat android but only reveal it after he's buried his comrades.

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I like em all.
I will be the mediator in all Emma conflicts from now on.

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Stone: superstar
Watson: has-been
Roberts: never was

they are. its like a cliche idea but its that despite being able to travel through space and all that, the main characters still feel like they are stuck in place. part of them think its their financial situation, but even after they find a planet thats worth a lot of money they still feel inept and stuck, and confused.

so like the idea is no matter how far things go, you can never escape that feeling of being in a rut or stuck, because the thing you are really stuck in is yourself. and when you are the main flaw, everything you touch will turn to shit, even if its something perfect. so their resolution is to just avoid perfect things.

would be kino

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The boy in the striped pajamas, but the twist is that they were actually just pajamas.

Two groups of students, independently and unknowingly to the other, plan a school shooting. By chance they pick the same day, so they end up fighting each other for the spotlight. Hilarity ensues.

Stone's career is even deader than Watson's

You would have to have some AAA powerhouse talent to pull this off. But it's good, i want to see the end already.

That is actually a pretty great idea. Do it with a NBK kind of lens and people could watch it without feeling like monsters.

Deeply psychological, very personal yet huge because of space. I feel like there is a sentence or two more to reach the actual end of the story though. I'm not seeing the catharsis for the audience.

Holy shit, that is pure unfiltered kino waiting to happen. This would rocket off like a Hardcore Harry or Crank if done correctly.

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A female monster/demon hunter must team up with her frienemy with benefits - who is a succubus to take down a vampire with an army of zombies who's also in league with Dr. Frankenstein.

Heat remake with Goslin (bad guy boss) and Jake Gyllenhal as cop. Directed by Alex Garland, produced by Refn. Short female role pic related. as soundtrack album m83 'digital shades'
ten oscars, you read it here first.

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we Bloodborne now

A historical piece following both Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby leading up to where Jack Ruby shoots him and what happens to him immediately after.

kill everyone in this thread

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I'll bumo with another. Same detective now on the trail of a chain of incredibly brutal suicides involving women, however the detective is able to surmise using his abilities that the bodies had two souls at the moment of death, the other being a sadistic a man activated by the Mars anomaly. At this point I should mention the mars anomaly sparked a huge jump in the neurological capabilities of the average man; however the rates of severe mental illness increased by magnitudes. Essentially anyone who was flashed will develop horrific mental issues and lose themselves completely. Won't spoil the story, but it has its roots in the phenomena of internet gore, and how we vicariously live through the suffering of others

Dirty evil pirates in space and an orphan boy

CircleJekyll Island boys
Usury comrades
In paper we trust
The paper dick
Printing pirates

I want to watch vikings because it would be nice watching white people on a show for a change. Is it a good watch or is it meh?

Drunken vikings in a quest for Atlantis

I'd watch it!

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And the drama that Lee didn't do it and it was a CIA op.

It would be huge. Especially since people still talk about what they think happened you'd get everyone from all generations in seats.

Who cares?
nah
>with Brie Larson
No way.

afterschool special

Get with the times; the Emma Wars have long since given way to the Kataclysm.

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Kiss Marry Fuck

Based and Katpilled

I choose Katelyn

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Angels in the Outfield 2; One of the angels has a super big penis thats super distracting.

god i wish you were my friend

Six teenagers get stuck in a video game world as playable video game characters. But four of the six teenagers go rogue and decide to rule over the game world. One of the two that doesn't goes on the run, the last player arrives ten years later, and has no idea the other players have gone rogue.

The player needs to defeat the other players, so new players can enter the roster, and then they need to win the game.

Okay, hear me out. Its an animated story by pixar about a wooden door who thought he could seal a gas chamber...

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>Leo, Tobey, Jonah, and other washed up actors in that friend group all get drunk as fuck one night.
>Leo, seeing how his bros don't have any Oscars devises a plan
>In a night of fraternal debauchery, the lads prowl around Hollywood breaking into A-lister's homes and stealing their Oscars

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We're all friends here user.

Would love to read the script
Wholesome. Could see boomers going to see this in droves.

>while most of her body was delightfuly, deliciously toasty

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Who's the ugly one on the left?

A school that used to be female-only becomes coeducational. Unknowingly I join only to find out I'm the only guy at school. And the girls don't like it at all.
>Margot Robbie - Alpha Female who torments me all the time, Mean Girls style, loves to humiliate me in front of other girls
>Emma Roberts - The "stop hitting yourself" bully type, always finds a reason to bitchlap me for fun, she loves hearing me begging for mercy and admitting I'm her bitch
>Brie Larson - Our teacher who hates guys and always makes an example of me whenever something goes wrong, she starts to call me "Princess" to mock me, from that point that's my official nickname
>Elizabeth Debicki - School headmistress, Brie's lover, enables her to o anything she wants in class
Hayley Atwell - Art teacher who makes me pose for the art class. A typical lesson subject is something like "a schoolgirl sucking a lollipop", "maid cleaning up the house", "dancing ballerina", "beautiful bride", etc.
>Emma Stone - "Big sister" type who "defends" me which always ends up with me looking even more like bitch
>Anya Taylor Joy - Emma Roberts' little sister who seems nice, but actually uses that fact to make me do humiliating things or else Emma will fuck me up
>AnnaSophia Robb = ATJ's BFF, her favourite way of humiliation is making me wear girls clothes, whenever someone asks I have to say it's my idea and thank ATJ and ASR for making me their "little girl"
>Cara Delevingne - Butch dyke so amused with the feminization idea she actually makes me her girlfriend and fucks me, every time we fuck I'm the girl
At the climax of the movie Emma Roberts gets pissed at Cara for stealing "her bitch". They're having a fight - the one who wins becomes my owner. Emma seems to be winning until Cara takes her down. Everyone cheers as she puts a leash on me and takes me backstage.

The epilogue takes place few years later. Cara's enjoying champagne in a luxury apartment. She claps her hands and calls "Missy!" I enter the room in maid's outfit with nice DD cups underneath. I pour down more champagne as Cara plays with my tits. Then Margot comes in and gives her a big kiss. They talk about how they cheated Cara's way to win me. as their private bitch. When I walk out Margot orders me to get ready for the evening, since Debicki, Larson and Atwell are coming to have fun. All I say is
>Yes, Mistress. Thank you, Mistress.
And I leave the room with clearly visible butt-plug under my maid's dress.

Blood Meridian but Dirlegang

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as Hitler?

I think it would be funny with a classic vampire movie where a young girl falls in love with a vampire, the "twist" is however that the vampire holds the same views people did 200-300 years ago. So he is super racist and has trouble grasping modern stuff like computers and phones

That would be pretty funny, don't know how you could make a film of it but as a parody it could work

nice effort, i think you need to choose a main character though. It seems like page 1 and 2 have the dude as the main character, then suddenly it jolts over to her perspective. I would write this all from her perspective, she knows he fancies her and is teasing him, she can see he is nervous and is toying with him a bit.....

Caitlin Faraday, warrior princess, was ticklish.

Warrior princesses weren't supposed to be ticklish, so there was no way she was going to let Jamie know. etc etc

I have a lot of movie ideas.
One that I really wished to see was a proper Hinterkaifeck suspense/thriller. Most of the movie is about the events leading up to the murders, the small clues that there's an uninvited guest in the farm and growing suspicions/paranoia. adding to the already uncomfortable farmer lives they were living. The "dad is totally fucking his daughter but no one wants to address it, are seen as weirdos by the villagers because of it" angle.
One scene in particular I thought would be cool would be the father inspecting the barn's attic, and there's a bunch of shit there, he gives a quick look, and leaves. But among all that shit, a careful observer could see the intruder's face, silently staring back. This would not be highlighted in the film itself.
It would also be the only opportunity to get a good look at his face.

I'd like a vampire movie that made vampires scary again.
It could be told through the point of view of a vampire, an insider in vampire society, working for a bigshot elder vampire who runs a cult of elite/rich people (like Eyes Wide Shut), who may or may not be aware their leader is a vampire at all.

I'd make a period drama with natural lighting as an excuse to have the cast of Little Women 2019 completely nude with ethereal close up floaty camerawork and cinematography akin to Lubezki's Malick films. The entire movie is an excuse to have the actresses nude and i'd be using the natural lighting and experimental directional style a cover to give you guys the kino you deserve. No more debating on best Emma all three will spend equal amounts of time laying in bed with tastefully lit close up nipple and labia shots, with body hair because we're getting period accurate. I expect the shoot to take a long time

It's interesting how many famous film-makers got their breakthrough with a low-budget (no-budget) horror film. It seems that horror is one of the few genres where you can create something watchable with very limited resources. The Hinterkaifeck murders are calling out for a Blair-Witch-style treatment.

>aliens watch Earth for 100 years
>see the same problems repeating
>decide to intervene to fix recurring problems
>they poison food aid being sent to Africa for the gazillionth time
>zoom away at light speed satisfied that they have helped the future of the planet immensely

>period drama

Why not a trilogy?

Little Women (2022)

Women (2024)

Big Women (2026)

The last one would definitely star Christina Hendricks. Not sure about the others.

bitch modifier should actually go into both categories.

Sorry about late reply, had to go wageslave

How does this work - Emma faces each of those girls every time or they face each other to decide who then faces Emma in the final round of the bracket?
Either way I would add Debicki as a domme

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Movie about a united states army veteran turned vigilante assassin who kills people for free.
He just goes to bars and listens in on gossip and decides to kill people he thinks deserve it.

So he’s at a bar and a guy comes in complaining about his wife who cheated on him and is pregnant with another man’s kid.
The assassin hears this and figures hes got nothing better to do so he tracks down the woman and snipes her and the baby.

Turns out the woman is a journalist who is critical of some foreign government like Russia.

The outlet she worked for starts publishing stories falsely claiming she was assassinated by an agent of the russian government.
This triggers an intelligence investigation and the CIA sends out a retired agent to track down who did this.

A US Senator publically accuses Russia of assassinating an american journalist and proposes sanctions.
This further radicalizes the actual assassin so he decides to kill the senator next.

Then it becomes an entire media craze. The retired CIA agent finds out the killer and reports back to the government and informs them that the assassin doesnt work for Russia after all.
The bigwigs at the CIA refuse to believe him and continue theorizing that theres a russian assassin going around.
(1/2)

(2/2)
The whole thing pisses off the assassin so much that he decides to shoot up the Al Smith dinner where both Presidential candidates are.
The assassin decides to paint his face red white and blue, but hes all out of blue paint and almost out of white so he just paints his whole face red.

He goes to the Al Smith dinner and severely wounds one of the candidates, and kills 2 attendees. Then shoots himself in the head.

At the end of the movie the CIA agent retires for good, as a montage of the news plays where everyone misinterprets his red facepaint.

Christians claim the man did the shooting because he worshipped the devil, Dems claim he did the shooting because he was a Rep, Reps claim he did the shooting cuz he was a commie, and then the President states that the assassin did it because he was an agent of russia, triggering a new cold war.

the main character

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