Nigsaw

YOU'RE DONE, KAYLEE!

kek
funny thing about mike, most he could be charged with is kidnapping

lol

i love you Slim Shady

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MOMS SPAGHETTI

SAW?
more like
SEENT

youtube.com/watch?v=TdCZIwueZEw

>hello user
>I want to play a game
>for years you've been slandering my name on the internet
>calling me things like a murderer and a fascist
>I don't like the way you present yourself mister
>there is a slow acting toxin that's been injected into your fingers
>the same fingers that you've used to type up hurtful insults against me
>it will slowly climb up and reach your brain
>all you have to do is follow my instructions
>As you can see you are in a court room
>there are various tools around you
>all of them are tools that have been used in various games of mine
>games that are meant to HELP people
>you wanted a chance to incarcerate me
>now's you chance
>in order to win the game you must prove me guilty of murder in a court of law
>if you can't then I'll go free and the games will continue
>live or die, make your choice

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AYO WANNA PLAY A GAME NIGGUH

EY YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES MOTHERFUCKER?

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But that's clearly a white man pretending to be a nigsaw, a wigsaw.

from a code of the streets standpoint he couldn't be charged with anything under the precept of don't hate the player hate the game

Ay yo wat's poppin nigga, I'm here to suck yo mommas cock with mah cancer ridden lips. I'm not a murderer by the way unless murderin ya with mah sick ass rhymes counts as a crime then lock me up and throw the key into a bathtub for me to find later

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NOW EVERYBODY FROM THE NYPD
DROP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BADGES
CAUSE I AM WALKING FREE
NOW EVERYBODY FROM THE NYPD
DROP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BADGES LOOK LOOK
NOW WHILE HE’S A COP
NOTICE THAT THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW ANY LAW
THAT UNIFORM’S GOT YOU GASSED UP
NOW, WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD COP?
ONE, TWO, THREE, AND TO THE FOUR
ONE CHARGE, TWO CHARGES, THREE CHARGES, FOUR
FOUR CHARGES, THREE CHARGES, TWO CHARGES, ONE
YOUR CHARGES, HIS CHARGES, NO CHARGES, NONE
THIS GUY AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING PD
I KNOW EVERYTHING HE'S 'BOUT TO CHARGE AGAINST ME
MY HAIR’S WHITE, I WEAR A HOODED ROBE
WELL GIRLS DIG AN OLD MAN WHO’S A GOTH
MY BOY HOFFMAN IS A HOTHEAD COP
I DO GOT A BLONDE FRIEND LARRY GORDON, MY BRO
WHO CUTS HIMSELF IN HIS LEG WITH HIS OWN SAW
MY BRAIN IS ALL SCREWED UP BY A CANCER LUMP
AND IT FALLS PIECE BY PIECE
I'M STILL STANDING HERE SCREAMING, "FUCK THE POLICE!"

Underrated

CHICKA CHICKA JIG SHADY

This would unironically make a good court drama. Jigsaws lawyers of course will have to pull every single loophole they possibly can to make it interesting