How do i get a princess carolyn mommy gf

how do i get a princess carolyn mommy gf

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>you just want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of

Buy a cat

yeah that one single line did it for me

NORMAL

Be attractive, fit, tall, fastidious, sensitive yet aloof, equally passionate about her passions, and admire her from afar for several years.

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This is a genius concept that has forever changed my view of relationships.

Reminder milf puss is the easiest and cheapest gash on the market. Literally just be a young dude with time to spare.

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>thought Princess Carolyn would be easy given how desperate she's supposed to be
>arguably lands an excellent catch with Ralph Stilton but isn't happy with him because he's too considerate (??)
>turns out her ideal mate is a personality that's more like her but also autistic, mechanically efficient, not easily troubled and has a body like Jason Momoa

Bleh.

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That's trash milf though, classy milfs are harder because they're actually thinking about someone to grow old and walk on beaches with while talking about each other's kids. It's really uncomfortable because they make it so egregiously glaring how you're both at different stages in your life.

>t. knower who was banging women in their 40s and 50s while I was in still in my 20s

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God I wanna marry her and kiss her feet

What is it about her personality that makes her so attractive? I can't put my finger on it but she really made me want to be a better person to be worthy of her affection.

Yeah? And settling down with a woman of any age is fucking moronic. Cougars are for pump and dump exclusively.

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goddamn I would get a 50 yo woman preggers with my tard baby

she's "the one who got away", a composite of all the women you've dated who genuinely felt for you, did nice things to help out, and went out of their way to accommodate you, but of whom you got bored eventually

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>a sex mommy that takes care of my every need and respects her boundaries, is that too much to ask?
Bojack’s response to that was kek

I LOVE CATTY CARTOONS OK .. HAT TOPP P..TOPP I KILLED MORE HERE .. I TOPPP.. an I IN UK ROYAL MARINE ..

I have one and it's a lot of work and time will eventually ruin everything.

You're getting played little boy, she should be working for you.

also, compared with diane, she's got soul, in the sense that her main attachment is to people, rather than abstract principles, ideas or morals
diane is bourgeois morality embodied, her attachment is chiefly to ideology, people are secondary and replaceable

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The irony is Ralph tried not to lose her.

People give Diane too much shit, she underwent the most growth of all the characters and in the end found her own peace in life.

You guys didn't have this growing up? You missed out.

yeah, i didn't pick the best image
obviously, in this scenario (You) are bojack or rutabaga
ralph and judah were weakling copes, but judah succeeded because he had some of the aloofness of the former two

this is meant for

I think it was more that he just met all her needs and knew her well enough to predict what she wanted and how. Ralph missed a lot of the signs, which wasn't really his fault but it shows why their compatibility wasn't there. Judah was basically a Princess Carolyn for Princess Carolyn.

she was just a fantasy for the single workaholic mum, being able to work 14 hours a day, raise a kid well, and keep her sanity, with no compromise, so of course she wouldn't end up with the man telling her to slow down.

Literally need to be two little boys pretending to be a grown up.

Do you think they... You know

>that's body, in a swim suit, can you imagine

BASED

yeah she just got fat
wooow

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to be fair I'd go gay for Judah.

Just be a normal horseguy

I didn't see the appeal beyond reliability but my wife loved him and kept hoping he'd end up with PC. When it finally happened she was ecstatic.

His calm dulcet tones harmonize with Caroline's erratic pep.

I wonder if that's a real Gibbon hummingbird or just some made in Indonesia clone. I doubt he could afford one on an assistant's salary, nevermind be willing to gig with it.

youre mums a made in indonesia clone (read: ant person)

For me, it's her earnest, hardworking attitude, how she's able to see positives in all situations and people, and how she's always trying to defuse fights and confrontations.

Also, she's in great shape and limber like a minx.