Name a worse adaptation

>Hades was the villain Hercules had to deal with
>Zeus was a family man all along
>Hera was happy to meet Hercules

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Watching Hercules makes me depressed that I have wasted my life

Nah it was a fun flick and the singing negresses were litty af

Well, I hardly doubt they're gonna strictly follow the mythology for a kids movie. Retard.

This

the lou ferrigno hercules movies basically just take names from greek mythology and make up their own backgrounds. it's really bizarre.

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Honey you mean HUNKULES?

>Zeus = God
>Hercules = Jesus
>Hades = Satan
This is not accurate, but it is what the american layman will perceive. Disney made the right move.

yeah dude why didnt they show zeus graphically fucking swans or anything lifeform for that matter apart from bacteria or turning himself into a bull to rape women or show baby hercules vacuum sucking hera's tits while she was plotting to castrate zeus like he did to his dad, fucking disney shoving degenerate kike tranny propaganda down our throats instead of these noble and pure aryan mythologies

Hercules was literally just Superman

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>it looks like vegas

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Just because hades wasn't literally satan doesn't mean he was jesus.
Greeks were too terrified to write about him, or even speak his name. Zeus seems like a dick simply because he has more stories to base his character off of. Hades has just the one, with a few other cameo roles. I guaran fucking tea you he was as much of an asshole in oral tradition, we just haven't seen it written down.
The absence of characterization isn't the characterization of absence.

>it was historically/scientifically/religiously/etc inaccurate
>therefore the storytelling, characters, music, animation, and everything about a movie is invalid and bad
I remember being 13 too

BLACK MAN

all that's bad too, but it wouldn't suck as much if it were mythologically accurate

>create story based on previously existing elements
>just take those elements and whore them out until they're unrecognizable
Can you tell us what it's like to not be able to think? I'm genuinely curious do you "people" just see pictures in your head or how does that work?

>Lord of the dead who lives on the river filled with souls
>Just believed in his henchmen lie and didn't just check out the soul river

what kind of low iq writing is this?

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Yeah, it's not at all faithful to the original mythology, but unless you literally follow that religiously, so what? They took a couple of elements from the old tales and made something completely their own, with strong action, cool visuals, and an enjoyable James Woods performance.

>WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!!?!?!?
Hush you Doug Walker tier autist.

Wow you really are 13, I was just joking.

>Movies ends with Hercules and Meg happily married together back in the mortal realm
>As soon as the credits roll he suddenly foams at the mouth and strangles her to death
I see why Disney did not faithfully adapt this.

It may be a bad adaptation, but it's a good fucking cartoon. Hades is the best disney villian.

Hercules is the best Disney movie, with Mulan and Lion King close behind.

based retard

>lets retell dday but with ghosts and zombies and shit it's not disrespectful all that stuff is old anyway
I can't wait to see what kids think history looked like in 40 years.

incorrect
the only good movies in the Disney renaissance are Atlantis and Treasure Planet

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Yeah it doesn't get better than based Woods.
Not Disney, but the original IT is the same way.

>Oh no this ancient tale with dozens of versions and permutations has been sanitized to be acceptable for children!

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Actually I completely forgot about Emperor's New Groove.

Atlantis and Treasure Planet are great though

>movie about the Greek demigod Heracles
>call him Hercules after the Roman pantheon

WOMAN GET IN HERE

GET IN COSTUME

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Watched Mulan a couple of days ago for the first time. Was surprised and kinda disappointed at how shit it was. IMO, the best disney cartoons are:

>Atlantis
>The Emperor's New Groove
>Hercules
>Lion King
>Treasure Planet
Everything else is surprisingly shitty.

>wtf this fairy tale has an unhappy ending and blood, I know every farmer from Europe used to tell his kids this version, but come on
>oh no, this mythology that we used to teach 70 years ago in ancient Greek to 9yos is too spicy
>tone down, take away their claws, I don't think it'll be a problem
>*20 years later*
>OH MY GOSH REDDITBROS MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND STOLE MY CREDIT CARD TO BUY ME TWO FUNKOPOPs AND SOME LEGO TOY AS A SURPRISE I'M SO HAPPY edit: thanks for the gold, fellow stranger

Goddam Meg had the greatest hips ever.

>nooo not my veterinos! Not the heckin goodboys they cant disrespect their brave service like this!

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That's it user you show him, he can't just go around offending people like that. Somebody must stop him.

Honey you mean PRESS START TO BEGIN

Making Hades the villain was a shitty move
But hey, James Woods did salvage the character completely and even brpught some bits of the actual Hades back
And him as a sleazy salesman could make sense: He was a complete man of his word
Resentful of his brothers and sisters dicking him over
Didn't harm any mortals, although the collateral damage was a problem

Truth be told, Zeus and especially Poseidon were the villains of Greek Mythology

I was about to mention El Dorado but thats Dreamworks

>Hades was the villain
False. Hades was clearly the hero.

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>mixing mythology with history
what a fucking mongoloid

>originally a script that had nothing to do with Stephen King
>producers shoehorn the Lawnmower Man story into it just because they had the rights
>King gets mad and successfully sues them to have his name taken off the movie

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and it was kino

Fuck Stephen King to be desu, that nigger has no taste in anything and his books are shit.

Watch it as a Superman movie instead OP

Here come the treasure planet posters.

hercules is one of the greatest disney annimations, along side with tarzan, dumbo, treasure planet and atlantis. most SOUL and goodest of goods. BTFO's even the classics from before 90's, yes i know dumbo is before 90's

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isn't that the movie that invented CGI

I too have often wondered why the Disney execs didn't say, "Oh yeah, let's throw in a bestiality rape scene into this animated children's movie so nobody can accuse us of not being faithful to mythological canon."

to be fair most of Greek Mythology isn't family friendly at all. They can't exactly make Zeus a horny rapist in a kids movie so he's basically Santa Claus now.

>that list
look we get it, you're a Coomer

It's almost like it would have made a better superhero movie than greek mythology movie but fuck getting anything right. That's for grandpas we like it new and flashy.

Its a kids movie retard
On that note: all cartoon are for children. You fucking manbaby

Because is a Superman movie user

Droppin in the thread to tell everyone that in Greece we fucking love this movie despite every toddler knowing it to be bullshit.

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It’s bullshit just like the entire grecuck mythology Stavros.

>user makes post saying he liked the movie
>this offends me
Based

Atlantis is like THE contrarian pick. Nice animation, but fucking nothing otherwise. And even then TP’s animation shits on it and that movie had the same nothing problem.

Why do people always get Greek mythology so wrong?
Hades was honestly one of the least autistic and dickish of the gods but he's always the evil villain in adaptations.

>check out the soul river
>tens of mortals die every minute and he's supposed to find a small newborn in there

it might also be the setting. some like the exploring the unknown aspect.