Disney's Animation Domination™ continues to contactlessly serve you a piping hot fresh batch of all new episodes of your favorite shark-jumped animated sitcoms that are definitely not far past their expiration date. Really FOX (a subsidiary of The Walt Disney Corporation™), come on, JUST DO IT ALREADY.
And: >stream lol
>Why does Marge sound like that now? She has as much enthusiasm voicing for the show as you do watching it.
>Why does Dr. Hibbert sound like that now? Black Actors Matter™, or something. >proceeds to give all the black roles to the same high-profile famous and wealthy black voice actor who is already a part of the recurring cast
-No Family Man tonight
The schedule is as follows: >7:00/6:00c - The Rerunsons - Boyz N The Highlands (RERUN): Bart is on the run for his life when a wilderness weekend takes a chilling turn.
>7:30/6:30c - Rob's Reruns - Touch of Eval(uations) (RERUN): Louise realizes the new plan for student evaluating teachers gives students more power.
>8:00/7:00c - The Lisasons - My Octopus and a Teacher (NEW): Bart can't control his feelings when he gets a new teacher; Lisa befriends an octopus.
>8:30/7:30c - The Narcoleptic Northwest - Beef's in Toyland Adventure (NEW): Beef struggles when the boat needs repairs and he can't fish for a whole week.
>9:00/8:00c - Linda's Linguini - Clear and Present Ginger (NEW): Linda has a big day planned when her friend comes to visit; Bob and the kids help Nat.
>9:30/8:30c - Lois Guy - Peterschmidt Manor (RERUN): Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.
>Simpsons was good again for TWO episodes (Pixelated and Afraid, Boyz' N The Highlandz)
>then the next one after that was OK to mediocre spin on Homer Badman (Act Three Will Shock You!) >then the next one after that was sucked jizz (Bart the Cool Kid) >then the next one after that was awkward as fuck (Pretty Whittle Liar) >then the next one after that was an extremely awful sequel to Round Springfield (The Sound of Bleeding Gums)
>the upcoming episode will be about black diversity and Lisa befriends an X #9001 (My Octopus and a Teacher)
Here's to hoping that this episode of Simpsons dips BELOW 950,000 viewers. For those who want to watch, go on ustvgo instead of watching it on cable or else you'll be giving them the Nielsen points they don't deserve.
>My Octopus and a Teacher (NEW): Bart can't control his feelings when he gets a new teacher; Lisa befriends an octopus. Imagine if the plot was instead that Bart’s new teacher was an Octopus.
You do realize unless you have a Neilson box it doesn't matter what you do or don't watch
Blake Robinson
You know what I meant, faggot. Don't watch the show directly or else you'll be giving them an incentive. I want this god awful episode to sit below 500,000 if possible.
The more the viewership gets crushed the more they'll be desired to cancel this. NuSunny already chimes in at only 150,000 people.
Mason Young
Heheh, that’d be pretty cromulent
Evan Lee
Whatever happened with that billie eilish thing?
Chase Rogers
Next Week: >(Season Premiere) Duncanville S3 E1: Gamer vs. Gamer >Duncan and his friends visit a Twitch star’s private island, only to end up hunted in a viral event for charity. Meanwhile, Jack and Annie look through a photo album and realize Jack spent a night in jail that Annie didn’t know about >Guest Starring: Ninja >The Simpsons S33 E19: Girls Just Shauna Have Fun >When Lisa joins the high school marching band, she finds an unlikely mentor in Shauna Chalmers. Meanwhile, Homer becomes a craft beer brewer >The Great North S2 E19: Poetry Of The Panels Adventure >Wolf chaperones Ham and Judy on a school field trip to the abandoned Death Cliff Prison. Meanwhile, Beef accidentally agrees to compose a poem >Bob's Burgers S12 E19: A-Sprout A Boy >When Gene becomes obsessed with an old handheld game, Bob offers to help with a school project, in hopes of steering his son towards more "interesting" pursuits. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina take over a grocery store kiddie ride >Family Guy S20 E17: All About Alana >When Lois’ piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana’s intentions are more sinister than she thought >Guest Starring: Elizabeth Gillies as Alana; Mike Judge as Hank Hill; Sam Elliott as Mayor Wild West
>Bart can't control his feelings when he gets a new teacher This is going to be a stupid attention whoring for the guest star episode isn't it? Nobody likes those.
I think Kerry Washington might be a regular. I hope not, because her character seems boring af and The Simpsons really hasn't done much with Ned Flanders as Bart's teacher.
Connor White
I wonder if they have the view numbers for content streamed live via the internet, like Sling and Hulu Live? Seth McFarlane can probably name his price and FOX has to do it. There's no Family Guy without Seth McFarlane.
Lucas Williams
Sounds awful. Did it air already...?
Isaac Bell
No clue
Jackson Cruz
Its on Disney+ now.
Xavier Cox
nusunny is also on advanced cable
Alexander Turner
>Lisa befriends an octopus I think I remember that doujin
Ian Morris
....Octopus?
Kayden Jenkins
>Duncan and his friends visit a Twitch star’s private island, only to end up hunted in a viral event for charity. >Guest Starring: Ninja I hate modern television so much.
Nathan Murphy
She's permanent, apparently.
Juan Kelly
>Thought there was no AD tonight >Didn't get snacks
I hold zero expectation of her being funny. It would offend someone.
Isaiah Richardson
That's unfortunate considering the one clip of her makes it seem like she's going to do that "real talk relateable" shit where she messed up speaking to Bart. Like a Bob's character.
Oliver Moore
I don't think this will be good.
Daniel Jackson
>Lisa at the beach >Wearing flippers to cover her feet Feetfags btfo
Mason Perry
Why no new FG?
Robert Phillips
Wait, is this another Shape of Water parody?
Lincoln Campbell
Is this a parody of Shape of Water? Never seen that film.
Adam Rogers
marge cunt mode 34 of new teacher when?
Cooper Russell
Oh fuck I forgot DunKINOville premieres next week.
Cooper Cook
>documentary episode >which means pretentious talking >from lisa make it stop
Josiah Robinson
My Octopus Teacher
Adrian Cook
>Elizabeth Gillies Seth is a genius recycling these former child actresses
She feels like a fucking Bob's Burgers character. She sticks out so much and it's not funny.
Adrian Green
They have to justify paying Yeardly Smith the same for doing one role as they do the rest of the cast for doing a hundred roles.
Jaxson Howard
She's so optimistic.
Her soul will soon be crushed.
James Torres
That thick gym teacher is doing things for me.
Jack Morales
When was the last time there was one?
Jacob Richardson
She looks and sounds like Tina's black teacher
Dylan King
Wow she's so amazing!! That makes a great female character right? Doesn't remind me of a more quirky totally lovable therapist from Rick and Morty at all.
