Seriously

could someone explain what the heck he was doing? why did he fake the car numbers? why did he hire kidnappers? what was the deal here?

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he had gambling debts I think? Father in law is rich but would never give him the money, so he hired the kidnappers to "kidnap" his wife so that the father in law would have to pay the ransom which would pay off his debts. Think it was like that, may be slightly off.

He was a shit salesman and was tired of having to rely on his father-in-law to make up for it (who would always give him shit for being such a failure of a man).

the kidnappers were a way to get more money out of his father in law without asking again because he needed to pay off those cars otherwise someone would find out what he did and he would go to jail for the rest of his life for grand fraud

I didn't like Fargo.

>would never give him the money
And i wouldnt blame him. He wasn't a bank.

but what about the cars? why did he have to fake it?

Okay, he will do a darned lot count. Sure, right now. You're darned tootin.

Toot these dubs my dude

he fake sold a fake car to get quick cash but he is genuinely that much of a retard that he thought he could get away with it by just ignoring everything. Remember how he also ran from the police interview? He is like a baby without object permanence.

He was Canadian

>could someone explain what the heck he was doing?
Trying to get enough capital to purchase a parking lot.
>why did he fake the car numbers?
He was using cars from his father's car lot as collateral for a loan. To not risk them being able to be taken by the bank he tried obscuring the serial numbers on the forms he submitted. He was given the money but this shit is audited and the accountant had to verify the actual cars which Jerry wouldn't provide details on because he couldn't, he didn't own the cars.
>why did he hire kidnappers?
Because he could only get $300k in a loan which wasn't enough to purchase the lot. He planned to get his father in law to pony up a million dollars thinking he could just pay the kidnappers $80,000 from the ransom, pay off his loan and presumably use some of the funds to create a fake sale, cover up the car he stole and gave to the kidnappers as an advance on their crime.

he needed the money to pay for the True Coat, without that thing ya know, the whole underside'll rust on ya.

His wife has an ass in her cock

In the fucking driveway

Ya knoo I really think that there habbit guy did a better jahb tellin tha story.

What was the name? I've seen it before. Morons rob a jewelry store yeah?

Brainlet post he was a madman op there was not motives

>we'll stop for pancakes and then we can get laid
is it really this easy?

I’m not sure I agree with yer police work there, Lou

Did you see the chicks? If you lower your standards then you too can get laid that easy.

Ohhh?

He might have been trying to sell cars but tell the factory they weren't sold so he could pocket the cash effectively getting a fraudulent loan.

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No, no, what is the name of the film where two retards rob their own parents jewelry store?

to be fair, you'd fuck them too if you had Buscemi's face

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.

Before the Devil knows you're dead

those were hookers you morons

Thanks. This is a good sub genre

>when you ask /biz/ for advice

Ya

Fucking kino flick.

Are Minnesotians really like this?

Ya

This movie perfectly encapsulates the abject retardation of cornfags.