/hmmm/ Dark Crystal

It's mostly just foreigners like Chinese and Italians. The natives don't give a shit. But it pisses me off because I actually needed soap.

Fanart yes, news no.

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That sucks, had a cold myself two weeks back, completely fucked up my sleep pattern. Only just got it back in order now.
Remember, feed a cold, starve a fever. And drink plenty of Orange juice

Aw, feel better user.

lol where do you live that Chinese and Italians are sizeable foreign groups?

Might have to start sneedposting in these if you keep this up, its crossing the point of tedium, you've been warned.

uh rude?

so there really is no news on s2? witchers already filming its s2 and AOR's been out far longer.

is this a bad sign?

It is a bad sign, but it's more weird than anything because Netflix hasn't said anything when they aren't shy about cancellation.

The answer is: ??????? It hasn't been officially renewed yet, but also not cancelled either. I'll continue to have hope until we hear the final word

ooh im so scared

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Leiden, in the Netherlands. It's a student city and they all come here to pretend to study and waste daddy's money.

unionjournalism.com/2020/02/24/the-dark-crystal-age-of-resistance-has-confirmed-its-season-2-and-will-hit-the-screens-lately-this-year-while-here-are-few-mesmerizing-details/

It drives me nuts that Netflix is leaving it in limbo. If it were too expensive to continue, they would know by now, and it's not like the show is going to somehow bring in more viewers or subscribers at this point.

We're slaves to the whims of execs.

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clickbait BS

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Very cute.

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This is what Sil would look like if he appeared on sesame street.

>if he appeared on sesame street.
Lotta kids gonna get gaslighted that day

Not his fault the kids' parents never told them to never speak to immortal lizard-bird creatures

As long as they teach kids not to bathe with strange conmen.

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i'd teach my kids that the skeksis were right

but that's wrong

Look at this face and tell him he's wrong.

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Especially when they're offering essence candy. "Mmmmm, tasty!"

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it's kill or be killed. live like a gelfling and you'll be gobbled up.

>it's kill or be killed
yes

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you are both WRONG and a NERD

Be nice, skekSo.

I would take the candy from Zok, I mean what's the worst that could happen?

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would you watch season 2 if it looked like this?

youtu.be/E2eXICPPBdQ

You start feeling very drowsy and wake up later with some body parts missing.

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these niggas finna bouta get eaten on

>implying Zok would let you be unconscious through his fun

Yay we're back. That was a pleasant weekend

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They didn't even get Ekt's name right!

Ekt doesn't have to watch her figure though, she can have a full fat essence.

I hope you lads get your show continuation. Know the feeling of being a niche fan group on this shithole board.

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Why did you all leave me, is it because I love G*******?

Also should I buy Deet? I'm more concerned whether or not I can change my shipping address since I'll be moving by the time it does ship.

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to be fair the ginger snaps threads were pure waifufaggotry whereas we are at least expecting another season of a show

but thank thank you for your support user

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>G*******
What

>is it because I love G*******?
Nah, we just decided it was a good time for a short break, since it was getting hard to keep the threads bumped and weekends are slower anyway.

BTW, are you happy with your Rian statue? I've heard that a few people are upset because his hair is so red.

I loved Ginger Snaps back in the day, never expected it to become popular on Yea Forums.

No idea, you might want to mail customer support. The Deet statue looks nice though.

>upset because his hair is so red.
It does look redder in the photo user posted, but it's still very nice. Although skekSo will probably blow all other statues away.

You're right it does look very red. Weird, seems like a glaring error.

gelfling you fool

oh are you the user waiting on the skekSo statue? any word on when it'll arrive? feels like its been fucking forever since he sold out.

Ekt is beautiful no matter what

Oh thought you mean girldick, user
My apologies

Ah, I probably missed the memo.
I was surprised to see his hair really light brown, it obviously does not look like that in the show. Everything else on him looks great, and I've bought quite a bit of figures to know these colour inaccuracies do happen, thus I am happy as a result.

Maybe they did it because you wouldn't be able to see the Green streaks in his hair? Who knows. I know the artist meant well and if it really bothered anybody they can paint it themselves.

I guess I will. I feel like buying Brea too for a completionist impulse. Yeah let's ght hair but not bad at all. Very heavy at the base.

>tfw no SkekSo
Oh why me

No, I couldn't afford skekSo. I hope that user gets him soon though.

I dunno, I guess it does look pretty red in the right lighting.

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>tfw I had money a few months ago and could justify getting the skekMal statue but now I don't and I can't
Maybe he'll be delayed a while with all this virus nonsense.

Bummer. But UrVa is supposed to come first, so you probably still have time to save up.

I wouldn't be surprised if they delay it for that reason actually.

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>long gone first general SkekVar
sadface

I remain in awe at skekLa's dedication to this fandom.

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I'm surprised urVa still isn't up for pre-order considering how long ago he won that poll. At this rate the meme that Sil wont ship until 2021 is actually looking likely.

I wonder if she kisses that statue every night before bed.

I'm not sure I want to know what she does with that, given that she's an expert on skek anatomy and she probably made it as anatomically correct as possible.

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I would

well we know she doesn't subscribe to the "chamberlain is a slut" meme, so maybe she doesn't do anything lewd at all.

but then she also commissions fanfics of him being impregnated by aliens so who knows.

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And she ships her skeksona with him, and there is a comic where they fucked.

Hey I'm not judging, her love is pure. I wonder what her opinion on the possible three dicks is.

>there is a comic where they fucked
based to be honest

The weekend went great. I rewatched the first episode. It's sad how much time Ok got before becoming a background character.

sneed

He still had some of the best scenes though. And he was best boy in the final battle.

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I don't remember what he did in the final battle. Did he kill a Gelfing?

He killed maudra Fara

He still has a fair few lines, probably the most of the B skeks.

>THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

After that awful comic, her death is so sweet.

I feel sorry for that Elle Driver Fizzgig

That's right. I was thinking he killed Tavra, but she died before the battle.
What's wrong with her in the comics?

>What's wrong with her in the comics?
Just terrible, terrible writing. To be fair I didn't like her very much anyway, but the comic made it worse.

The comics having terrible writing is the most disappointing thing about them. Having good writing is one of the most important things when dealing with this series. I can forgive the art not being on par since having to draw all of the details on the SkekSis would slow down the releases horribly. I can't think on why you would skip out on the writing.

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Shame they didn't get Lee to write. I'm not a fan of YA novels but from all I've heard from anons here he is at least a competent writer.

Does anyone have any refs of Tek using that tool thing on the Arathim?

You mean when he gets goo in the face?

Him being a YA author is off putting. At least with him we'd know we're getting good ideas for a story, and the characters wouldn't be butchered.

Yes, I want to see the tool he was using

There are some caps here, but none that show the device well I fear
cap-that.com/dark-crystal/age-of-resistance/110/?page=8

I'm curious

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Thanks

Could always look through the Tek bully video, it has it near the end, just pause it a few times to get a clear look at it
mega.nz/#!HZ1i1YjL!ggdSca7orGE6d3t9EsshRULt51g_S-se_xX8CJC-GL8

Marvel at my pleb vanilla taste. Everyone else is just friends.

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Are you me?

Ha, Tek's feet.

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Great taste, although I find So/Sil to be eh

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Maybe we were split into identical weirdoes by an ancient crystal.

I like So/Sil if it involves bullying Sil.
Nice chart, you're probably right about Zok, kek.

>bullying Sil
I could never get enough of this

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Seems to be sippin on a Monster Ultra

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Monster wishes it gave a boost like pure undiluted Essence(TM)

I'm using my tax return money for SkekMal and urVa

well since we discovered that essence is just tonic water with cranberry im not so sure

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Essence sure makes the skeks high though. Maybe cranberry is like crack to the skek system.

Lucky user.

Behold how much time I have on my hands.

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I'm impressed. Is that you Sil/Var user?

>Li/Sa
Genius
>Tek/Var hated
Oh my god, you're right to hate it. Unholy.

That's another user. I like the ship as well.

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>no opinion on Tek Na
sacrilege

Would you prefer them as friends?
I didn't do anything with Na because I didn't recognize him.

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>I didn't do anything with Na because I didn't recognize him.
Looks like someone hasn't drawn him multiple times resulting in many hours of staring at references.

Upgraded the list, I have very shit opinions. Pls no bully

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I'm a writefag. I make you do the drawings inside your head.

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I like most of your opinions.

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that one was genuinely disturbing.

Thank you. Here's the trophy one I did as well.

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These aren't as well written as I remember them.

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The one on the bare floor (his right) looks CGed in

ok fuck it i did the shipping chart

the chamberlain is a slut and deserves no OTP status

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they're greentexts, they get the point across just fine. I think they're quite imaginative.

Is Zok licking Var?

why do you hate Mal & Sil? That's quite a well liked one from what I've seen.

also
>manga Lach x Var/So/Sil
fucking based and mangapilled.

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Zok's tongue, kek

Certainly seems that way.

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I could understand if it's because how they interacted when Mal captured Rian.

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Just out of curiosity, why do you hate Mal/Sa?

It's mostly that I don't like Sa. Bitch hasn't even shown face yet she's stealing my man.

It's an unpopular opinion I know
Maybe it has to do with the fact of why would Mal go for him.
I like him with other badass characters, I think they would be best power couple. If I see more works on So/Mal and Mal/Sa then I would bump them up

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>why would Mal go for him
To get his dicks wet.

I mean So would be happy to treat his hunter

Mal might go for other badasses...or he might do the opposite and go for the softies. Mal/Ekt anyone?

delete this

Only if Ekt dicks him down

Mal would only go for those who he respects. Softies are excluded.

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Unhinged as hell, I love this crazy fucker

So do the people who ship the skeksis also want to fug the skeksis?

I only want to date some of them.

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Only skeksis that I would fug are Zok and Var. I wouldn't survive Zok. Var seems like he would be nice just very oblivious

Best taste. If I were to fuck some SkekSis the most obvious two would be Var and Zok.

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I wonder how Zok would react if Mal started moving in on Shod

>The other lords tries to intimate Ekt into doing request for them, sometimes by force
>Always ends with Ekt pinning the Skeksis into a mating press, plunging her queen-sized triglaive deep into it's ass
I'll do most of them, or let them do me

Honestly think Zok would kill Mal in a discreet way

>queen-sized triglaive
Kek

>you'll never use reverse psychology on a Skeksis and have sex with them

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>Mal starts bringing Shod gifts of jewelry and baubles
>Mal is also looking extra plump lately
>Meanwhile, there's a sudden uptick of wealthy Vaprans going missing

Did user finish drawing that series or am I stupid

I read this stupidly and thought Zok has to do with the missing Vaprans

don't vore the vapra

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“Skekso? Emperor? Ha!”
I dunno, do you want me to?

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Great work!
Only if you want to

NOOOO
Poor Shod

Someone should start a skekshod vibe check gallery

I may have a few more sketches lying around...

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skekLach is really the worst skek

Release your inner Sil and brace yourself for all of the angry fucks you can get.
Wouldn't put it pass him to make a trip to Ha'rar, and ogle at all of the Vapran girls and boys

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Getting hate fucked by SkekSis sounds unironically hot. I hope at one point the visual novel an user posted a while back gets completed.

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>Mal is also looking extra plump
I bet Mal has a whole gym out there in the forest

I bet he does as well.

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>the visual novel an user posted a while back gets completed.
The Mal/Sil one, right? I hope so too
Funny how the moment before Shod's brain damage is such an ironic thing for him. He really is the Kenny of the Skeksis

I didn't know there was a Mal/Sil one. I was thinking of the one where you were titled "The Deserter" and it stopped after So told you to talk to the other SkekSis. The art and story weren't too much to my liking, but I do have a soft spot for romance stories.

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Ah, didn't read the VN part of the post. I was referring to that Mal/Sil comic that someone on /gmad/ was doing before they had to stop due to personal issues. But yes, I hope they continue as well, just for curiosity sake, if nothing else

Comics are good as well. I enjoy most things cute, as long as I'm not a participate.

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Are you implying that Sil is the gym?

I'm going to sleep now, got to get up in the morning
Good night all, good to see that the weekend break didn't hurt the thread. Shows that my previous concerns were unfounded

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Here's mine

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Is it really a gym if it's only filled with cardio machines?
Goodnight user.

I was a little worried too, but it turns out that our autism is unbreakable.

>zok has two OTP's
Don't do this to me user. I'm too drunk to comprehend this.
Why SkekLa as well?

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Mainly because early on I had a headcanon that Zok and Sa were a pair, then I found out that it was actually canon in the books. But I also grew to really like him with Shod. In separate universes, of course.

Either Shod had egg or he found egg

Regardless Zok is confused

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I love cute gelflings

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I've really got to read the books. It's an odd felling, like I'm missing out on most of the experience, but also like I'm not missing out on anything as well.

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Give me more emo Kira. She the cutest.

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Someone post the edit

Nice!
Though I am terrified at the thought of Zok being a parent

Pain is a great motivator user.

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>TARGET LOCKED

Good night user

I think you replied to the wrong post

So who's going to the next convention?

The one with the Frouds right?

There's another one?

I recall tickets being 250 and VIP being 500

Welp, that's it for me then (especially since I'm sure a plane ticket is involved too)

It's in America I believe

We're one day closer to the season 2 announcement!

New month, new calendar! I chose a pic of happy skeks to represent our happiness when we get our good news this month.

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succsuccs-cringe-hell2-boogaloo did an art trade with me so here's what they did for me

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Gelfling are very cute!

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naw, that dude gets off to when kira gets drained and stabbed

Deet is neat!

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I enjoy it. I don't get off to it.

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The drained puppet does have a pitiful cuteness. I want to give her some chicken soup and tuck her in bed.

my mistake then

I just like emo chicks.
It's an easy one to make. Kira is easily my favorite Gelfing.

Who's your favorite male gelfling?

Rian. Jen didn't seem too smart in the movie and it stopped me from liking him as much.

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Cute! What was your half of the trade?

That coffee Ekt pic posted earlier

Mira is really cute

Me too

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Incredibly based, user!

>and hoping for renewal
I just wish they'd fucking cancel it already if they're going to cancel it, this waiting is exhausting.

I'm betting on end of march to middle of April

Hope it's the former rather than the latter.

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I want to believe too

Extreme Love: Autism

I'm sure the people involved in making it feel that way too. Those poor writers who had this as their first gig.

Seems like someone is playing a prank on the pair, making Shod think he had laid an egg. But I bet Shod would look after that egg until it hatches, and consider whatever came out of it to be his child.
But Zok seems like he believed it and low key kicking himself for cumming inside Shod that vigorously. I'm sure he'll come around soon

And so it begins...

From the new Shodisbae update
>In this comic all gelfings are dead
fucking kek, well played

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>and consider whatever came out of it to be his child.
He'd get a baby slob and try to raise it as a skeksis.

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>canceling actually good series that kids can watch too
I hope Disney picks it up and Netflix lose millions.

I don't want Disney's grubby paws on this, I'd rather see it cancelled.

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Yeah I feel the same way. Everything Disney touches these days turns to complete shit, just look at Star Wars. I'd rather Amazon Prime, they don't seem to give much of a fuck about how well their shows do since they make billions regardless.

>I'd rather Amazon Prime, they don't seem to give much of a fuck about how well their shows do since they make billions regardless.
That would be ideal, kek.

RIP skekYolk, we hardly knew ye.

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Mustn't have been fertilised after all.

Gotta try harder next time, Zok.

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>The egg was never fertilised
>Yet Shod cared non-stop for it for almost a trine
>Zok caught on, but in order to share Shod's feelings, he devised a plan to swap the egg for a fertilised one
>The plan worked and Shod is none the wiser to it. The egg hatches into baby slob
>If Shod notices the discrepancy, he doesn't show it. He is simply happy with his new 'baby'
>But Zok was caught off guard by Shod's next words. "I want more babies!"

>Yet Shod cared non-stop for it for almost a trine
Imagine the smell.

So cute

I didn't know someone would actually post the 2nd pic, thank you random user!

Link?

instagram.com/shodisbae/

Thanks

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So cute

>*laughs maniacally as he murders scores of helpless gelfling*
>what a qtpie UwU

And?

I think he's cute too I just find it funny at the same time.

He's cute because we all know he is a woobie who is powertripping. If those gelfling weren't strapped to the chair by other skeks, they'd kick his ass. He was seriously injured by two gruenaks. Hell, Sil mocks him and not even Shod is afraid of him.

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also because he's pretty and has cute mannerisms like whimpering and humming

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Of course, that too. Hamill did a good job with all Tek's little noises.

I wonder if Ung hates his whimper too

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The image in question, in case people are interested

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Nah, he's got Tek on his faction, he wouldn't do that if it bothered him that much.

But would you give Tek the D?

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No, I don't have one

Sure, but it seems like it would be beneficial for him to give the D instead. Woobie has a lot of grievance, and maybe he could iron it out with a good old butt pounding
You could always buy one

>"I want more babies!"
Ten trine later, Shod has a zoo to rival Tek's

wish i could figure out how to hide threads with dark crystal jazz and ginger snaps in the name. absolute dogshit threads

How fucking new are you? It's called a filter.

At least they're on topic?

I don't think Tek would pound anyone even if you asked him.

He gave a Gruenak a serious pounding. So much so they people doubt it will ever walk again.
He just need the right motivation

There's a gallery of professional photos of the con on their facebook page, but when I try to post the link I get a spam error message

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Zok with his gelfling harem cheering him on in the background

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>that frowning Rian in the background, knowing he's about to get cucked

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My record will be here by the end of the week, bros! Hyped as hell to listen to the Pemberton score on vinyl.

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>Smashing Sa
>Smashing Shod
>Gelfling harem for on-demand smashing
What a chad
>Implying Rian isn't also part of Zok's harem

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>Implying Rian isn't also part of Zok's harem
Freckles too

Nice, user! I can't believe it's 2020 and people can listen to a new score from a new Dark Crystal series, on vinyl of all things. It's a weird feel, but a good feel.

It's their fault really. If they didn't want to be in Zok's harem, then why are they so pretty? They were just asking for it

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Yeah you can't post Facebook links for some reason. The photos are good, he got pretty much everything.

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>tfw Sil will never beg you for something

Whatever he's asking for, I'm giving it to him

requesting DOOT

He wants your memory of the dark crystal and your ability to ever see it again.

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Evil, good thing you can floor him and bully him until he gives in and becomes a good pet.

Cheers brah

No problem.

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I think skekSil might be a bit of a high-maintenance pet. Like having a chimpanzee, and just as deadly.

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You'd have to watch him 24/7, but he's worth it.

Sauce?

/aco/ Gelfling thread

Check the Gelfling thread on /aco/, it's been posted there
It's m!Gelfling/M!Human

Trips confirm.

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>user please, is okay. Can leave skekSil alone for few hours with valuables and beloved cats, while grocery shopping, yes? Trust skekSil, yes?

he'll be punished dearly if he fucks with my shit

>Fucker fucks with your shit
>You invite Zok around and have him punish that fucker
What's the result?

Based Deetanon.
Gelfs need to make a comeback in these threads. It's the only way.
These threads have become a metaphor for the show itself.

I didn't realise you were still here user. I thought you'd buggered off.

The gelflovers have moved to /aco/ while the skekfuckers have gathered here. Gelfs might make a comeback when that 'Seven clans' lorebook comes out - wasn't that coming out soon? At least it's something new to discuss.

I enquire about Zok's favourite sexual castigations. Probably something involving CBT.

>Probably something involving CBT.
He enquires you about this 'CBT'. Wat do?

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Show him a video

Skeks have internal balls, tho

Honestly Zok would benefit from some cognitive behavioural therapy.

Tell him its something im sure he's already very familiar with and to stop playing coy.

there's plenty of flaps down there that could stand in

Oh no! After many videos of CBT, he's now VERY aroused and interested to practice this. He wishes for you to guide him. What's next?
That goes for all of them, really.

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Call a local skekfucker, I won't survive

Can you imagine trying to be Mal's therapist? He'd have to be in restraints and a muzzle.

>He'd have to be in restraints and a muzzle

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Mal in a muzzle would be kind of hot, ngl

You try to reach for the phone, but you are stopped by Sil grabbing you by both arms. He had just finished fucking with your shit.
>"Call friend? Nonono. No need to involve others, yes? Ritual Master ask Friend user for guidance, user should be honored to help friend. user is friend to Skeksis, yes? Hmmmm?"
What now?

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BUT I DON'T HAVE THE PARTS???

Luckily, skekSil does. And he owes you. Problem solved.

>beloved cats
Bitch better not even think about messing with my pets

Poor skekSil. He doesn't deserve this

Ask Sil why he doesn't seem at all concerned about his punishment, and accuse him of looking forward to it.

I must admit, things were becoming a little bit too degenerate for my tastes so I decided to take a break. Also, some games I’ve been waiting for are finally coming out soon and I’ve been to hyped to care about anything else.

Sorry that threads were becoming too degenerate, we'll try to lower it

>things were becoming a little bit too degenerate for my tastes
I know that feel, I find some of it a bit cringe too. I much prefer wholesome stuff.

Turnabout success! You convinced Zok of your crippling disability of not having a penis, while highlighting that Sil has three. Zok is now dragging Sil out of the house, with Sil begging and pleading for mercy all the way.

Mission Complete!
>Ending: Normal ending
>Shit fucked: All of it
>Secrets Found: 0
>Method of punishment: CBT
>Skeksis met: 2
Thanks for playing!

Wait, there's secrets?
Dammit, I missed them

Damn now I want more text adventures.

I wonder if the story would have gone differently if Sil hadn't been able to convince everyone that Tek deserved to be punished. Sil would have been beetled instead

Nah, tail dangled

Yeah, So doesn't despise him as much as Tek

>too degenerate for my tastes
As in perverted stuff, or the Shod abuse?

What disgusted ypu?

Is season 2 happening?

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest the shipping. Its a cornerstone of these threads since we ran out of things to talk about like 3 months ago.

Huh. Shipping is dumb, but it seems like overkill to call it degenerate

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