Just marathoned them all in two days

its based because Hoffman dabs on everything John stood for and just starts killing people like crazy

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Where are my 5 bros?

>great main trap
>Hoffman taking names
>squishy Strahm
>series has no semblance of seriousness, just all out hilarity

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I guess? But I felt that from like saw 2. I'm not saying it is a good film but I don't see why people dislike so much more than the others

Based. If you think about it Hoffman is the only hero of the franchise

Lol no it isn't. The fundamental premise is decent but the film is too stupid and too funny to be taken seriously.

Hoffman was never on board. John was blackmailing him from the start

The ending twist of 4 was kino and the only ending twist that really lived up to the endings of 1 and 2 for me. I liked 6 as it was trying to do something really different and focused so much on Jiggys hate for the US healthcare system. The flashbacks gave a lot of weight to the main story and out of all the films I felt like it did the best portrayal of Jigsaw as a person.

Best part for me was the retarded asspull twist ending that dr. Gordon was yet another apprentice of Jiggy that neither Hoffman or Amanda knew about for some reason. It was such a brilliantly stupid final twist to end the series it I couldn't help but laugh out loud. It was as if the writers just went fuck it let's go full shlock.

One question I have though is what happened with the little girl that was saved by Hoffman in 5? There was this whole after credits scene in 6 where Amanda tells her not to trust the one that saves her and nothing came out of it.

I enjoy 5 because the main 'game' was entirely winnable for everyone in it, but they all fucked it up.
Shit like 6 with it's 'lol kill sum1 with a shotgun' bullshit is just dumb.

I feel the same way. And everyone in saw 5 were genuinely bad people who were all involved in the same atrocity
The games in 6 all required someone dead to move on

I legitimately don't understand why anyone says that 1 is the best one.
It's a seven ripoff that hadn't nailed it's tone yet, and completely relies on its twist. Saw doesn't even get going until 2, then comes into its own in 3.
3>6>2>4>8>5>7>1

I do still like 7, but
>worst main character
>worst detective
>Jigsaw dressed like eminem
>pink watery blood
>horrible colour grading in general
>that public "I fucking hate roasties so fucking much" trap
>twist visible from a mile off
>Big Hoff getting dabbed on by secret sleeper agent Gordon
It wasn't the conclusion the franchise dereved, it felt tacked-on.

It lacked a good mystery and the whole movie just felt so disjointed with too many characters that hardly recieved any characterization or personal motive. Strahm just realizes Hoffman was behind it all out of thin air at the beginning of the movie and then we have to watch him walk back to all the important locations of the previous movies just to watch yet another flashback and yet another scene of Strahm going YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU SON OF A BITCH. Then he just fucking dies at the end and the overarching plot is basically reset to where we were at the beginning of the movie.

>There is no opening trap.
>The movie is roughly 120 miutes long.
>One trap involves a trash compactor, and another involves liquid cement.
>The new puppet is a stuffed pig in a sherrif’s uniform.
>The movie takes place in 3 different timelines, but it's not a twist.
>The package Ezekiel receives in the trailer is one of a series containing increasingly large body parts.
>The packages give clues to the location of the next game.
>Samuel L Jackson doesn’t have that much screen time and dies in a shocking moment.
>All Sam Jackson scenes are in a seperate timeline to the Chris Rock scenes.
>The Saw 1 homage moment is surprisingly long.
>Tobin Bell does have a cameo.
>There is no continuation of story threads from previous movies (no Hoffman).

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Boomer here. I remember seeing Saw 2 and there were legitimately people posting on IMDb saying the limping guy at the beginning was dr gordon and most people said that’s retarded stfu. Then the madlads actually did it at the end of 7. Seemed like the writers were being lazy as fuck and just confirming a fan theory as the end of their series.

5 was my least favourite game. You're right, but it's the most simple and I figured out what it was going for by the end of the first room. The characters all had to be deliberately nasty and stupid to fuck it up like they did which made it kind of boring and unpleasant to watch.
Also it had pretty much nothing to do with the parallel Hoff vs Strahm detective plot

You must have really hated Saw 3 then

Saw 3 sucks.

youtube.com/watch?v=L7YSEH6rS3Y
>tfw your fanbase is so autistic they write the twists for you

Saw 3 is weird.
Half of it is a really intense story between a dying pseudo-philosophical killer, his psychologically fucked up apprentice whom he is entrusting his legacy, his immortality, with and a poor innocent doctor caught between them and all those parts are played excellently by the actors.
The other half is slow-ass no-personality Jeff stumbling his way through traps.

Saw 3 had some emotional levity in the tenderness between Jigsaw and Amanda, even if it ended tragically.
Saw 5 is all Hoff and Strahm trying to fuck each other, intercut with a bunch of people fucking each other as much as they possibly can. No one's saving someone they love or protecting anyone, there's no emotional way in to the story for me.

My best friend is called Hoffman. Should I be worried?

I remember watching this video in 2009 and fervently showing it to my friends and us all being fucking mindblown.

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I'm not sure I'd go as far as calling it a "masterpiece" but I agree that it's objectively the best in the series. The series basically goes the Final Destination route thereafter and exists as a means to showcase elaborate deaths.

If he goes by his Surname and isn't a detective or a sports personality then yes

Saw 3 had the best traps bitch nigga

Ultimate pleb opinion. I bet you'd call it "torture porn", wouldn't you.

Saw was originally supposed to be 8 movies but when Paranomal Activities was a surprise hit they shortened it to just seven making Saw 3D a mixture of two movies and rushing everything. One was supposed to be about the book guy and the other was supposed to be about the support group.

How? That guy on the rack had absolutely no chance, same for the woman who was being frozen.

>and the other was supposed to be about the support group.
Why did they decide to focus on book-guy instead of the support group? What I love about Saw is their attempt to maintain continuity and bring back older characters even minor ones.

All of them were winnable if Jeff wasn’t retarded. He managed to get the string off the shotgun, and then immediately killed the judge on accident

I mean it basically is for the most part. I still enjoy them overall they're just hard to take too seriously after the first one. The "games" lose their novelty as a concept rather quickly and the only real choice is just to perpetually double down into absurdity. At the time the first one was released it felt like a unique take on horror, and everything afterwards just feels like a cheap imitation to me. Maybe it's "pleb" but the first one is the only one that stands out as being a good standalone horror film, whereas with the rest I'm just sort of along for the ride.

So what was the point of Doctor Gordon killing Hoffman? What was Hoffman supposed to do after Jill ratted on him, just be a fugitive forever?

The rack was difficult but it was winnable, and it was a few traps in so he should have been used to the rules by then.
The freezer one was simple as shit, Jeff spent three minutes staring and panicking

>The freezer one was simple as shit, Jeff spent three minutes staring and panicking
Nearly all of the time-limit traps in all the movies were failed due to this shit, but this was especially excruciating in 3. Jeff has got to be the most retarded prisoner in all of the Saw movies. It was almost comical how he failed every single test except one and still walked away with no repercussions. Then he is given a choice by Jiggy to call a fucking ambulance and he chooses to kill Jiggy instead of saving himself and his wife lmao.

They had always planned on him coming back to be an apprentice (that's why the guy limps in saw 2) but they couldn't get him to come back til 7 because the studio fucked him out of profits from the first film

He should have given Jeff the key to take the collar off since it would have detonated with Lynn on an ambulance. Killing Jigsaw is a public service anyways. And Strahm killed him at the end of Saw 4

They could all leave at any time

IMO it would have been worth it if he killed Jigsaw in a really spectacular way, but fucking himself, his wife and his daughter for the chance to give Jigsaw an inch-deep slash in his throat was so disappointing.

>Jeff fails every single trap
>Survives his entire trial anyway
>Kills John Kramer himself
>Dies from panicking in front of an American police officer
classic

man forget the traps and the ""plot"", this damn scene, and all the other Pig Head moments, scared the fuck out of me when I was younger.
youtube.com/watch?v=aj0fsrUoDSI

>Named Jigsaw
>No traps ever involve putting together difficult 1500 piece jigsaw puzzles
>Puppet isn't even one of those 3D jigsaws you can get

>all these saw films
>only 3 cubes

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I'm surprised they never played, "Get Jiggy with It" in any of the movies; because he's Jigsaw, and he kills people. It would've made the perfect KINO (tm) even more perfect.

youtu.be/tkFAmFkJilk?t=35

>both are franchises that establish a genuinely interesting universe where not everything has to be explained that leaves room for fan speculation
>both irreparably ruined by later entries

No one ever escapes from the cube though. Some people escape from Jigsaw's traps. Even at the end of the first movie it's heavily implied they would just keep going through cubes forever. What's the point of trying to escape? I think at that point I would try to find the least painful way to die.

Good list but mine is better

1 >>> 3 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 5 > Jigsaw 2017 >>> pile of dogshit >>> 3D

Good list but mine is better

1 >>> 3 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 5 > Jigsaw 2017 >>> pile of dogshit >>> 3D

Forgot pic

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It has been revealed by Natali that there was a scene shot that was to take place at the very end of the film (that some regard as being a short film in itself), revealing what is outside the cube (in the final version of the film, the lone survivor, Kazan, is simply shown exiting the cube and walking into a blinding white light).

According to several eyewitnesses, in certain theatrical screenings of the film, the scene in question was shown; it allegedly depicts Kazan walking out onto a beach (or a cliff's edge, depending on who you ask) on a purple alien planet, overlooking an endless ocean, as mechanical grinding noises are heard. As he turns around, both his footprints and the cube's exit itself vanish; some have also reported that the sky is then shown, full of exoplanets.

Though the aforementioned testimonies of the scene having been shown theatrically have never actually been proven, fans cite a particular Cube promotional poster as further evidence of their claims' legitimacy, wherein a huge cube is shown floating above an ocean. Yet more proof of this apparently lies in a deleted scene that is said to be available on a particular DVD release of the film, in which the group find a candy wrapper with alien writing on it (though others report this scene as only ever having been scripted and that, rather than a candy wrapper, the group finds a type of alien food on the walls).

Let's see Paul Allen's list.

2 is pretty dull imo. 3 is by far the worst

3D > 1 > 5 > 2 > 6 > Jigsaw > 3 > Spiral Trailer > 4

>tfw liked 3 because of Amanda screen time

Would have been kino if it was the end credits song for 7

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The second cube film is worse than the absolute worst of Saw.
The idea does have potential though

>The key to that chain is in the bathtub

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But the Cube isn't some pre-code movie with legendary lost reels, it was made in 97. Why are there unconformed rumours and urban legends about it, just ask the filmmakers or any of the cast?

hello soijak, i want to play a game

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>Traps without purpose, without any link to John or his plans
>New hotshot detective introduced without any rhyme or reason
>Big budget CGI traps
>Jigsaw survivors group indicating dozens of traps that have happened offscreen
Saw 3D is awful even by the standard set by the rest of the series. It doesn't have the same vibe as the others, nor does it feel connected to or set up by them. It feels more like a Scary Movie than it does a Saw. Even Hoffman's antics were too over the top to redeem it.

just ask whang to ask reddit to track them down

finally a man of culture speaks up

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1>>>3D>>5
>b-b-but 3D is trash
All the movies except 1 are mediocre at best. At least 3D is fun to watch because of how ridiculous it is.
V is the worst because the main game has absolutely nothing to do with the plot and it was by far the easiest one to 'figure out' (woah we could have been working together the whole time???! no way!)
Didn't see 2017

I want to lick the self harm scars on her legs

>Even Hoffman's antics were too over the top
but thats why its good

>Then he just fucking dies at the end and the overarching plot is basically reset to where we were at the beginning of the movie
Sure, because by this point Hoffman is the protagonist. The whole plot is the walls closing in on him, but then at the last minute he checkmates with Strahm taking the fall for everything.

I have watched this whole series 4 times now. I agree with your list completely.

To be fair, he was the only character that got no resolution until then. They must have left that thread dangling on purpose.

The only source on any of this information is the writer/director of the original movie, who claims that he made a lot more footage then destroyed it immediately. It's never been confirmed by anyone else so it's safe to assume he's just trying to create some cult interest around his very mediocre movie.

>Traps without purpose, without any link to John or his plans
I remember laughing a little at the reason for opening trap being that the skinheads were racist.
When the fuck had John cared about racism or gang violence before? It was like it was written by someone who'd had the previous movies described to them only.

This is exactly the problem I have with the movie. It's not that you have to be intelligent to get it, right? It's just that they don't bother to have a point, which makes the whole movie irrelevant. I mean, there has to be a hook, a reason the killer is doing what he does, or a specific purpose in mind that can tie the whole series of events together in a witty way. Saw is like, "You're all rotten and here's a cure, but you have to go fetch in a pit of needles." Cube doesn't even try to have a point, which makes it little more than torture porn.

kino about womens nature
youtube.com/watch?v=PxMzgewYMRY

>Adam, in order to put food in your mouth, you photograph people without their permission...
>Now die lol
B R A V O J I G G Y
R
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J
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still better than
>you smoke? you die now!

Clearly Hoffman was going off the rails putting everyone he could into traps, but it just got cartoonish

I was so annoyed by that speech at the end where the black guy essentially becomes the writer speaking to the audience and says "does it matter what the point is? Isn't it scarier if we get no resolution at all? Maybe that's the true horror"
Lazy fucking writing

IS... IS THAT AN AMBIGUOUS CUBE?
OH NO I'M GONNA GO INSAAANE

my favourite one is
>you've been a good wife but your husband is a liar? Get cooked alive!

the true horror is the friends you make along the way

>smoke
>get diagnosed with cancer that can be treated if you stop smoking
>keep smoking
he had a choice, cope harder

>not being aware your own husband's entire life and career are built on a lie
It was her own fault for either turning a blind eye or being overwhelmingly stupid.

Correct. From Saw 2 onwards, the series became what people thought the original Saw was: Torture porn that wanted to be gory and shocking and vile. Basically, Hostel before Hostel. The brilliance in the first movie is that it actually isn't that at all. It's a pure psychological movie with a few flashes of blood here and there that is so effective at what it does it has somehow memed people into believing it's some horrific Hellraiser style shit.

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>congratulations Adam, you completed your task and survived till the end of the game, you learned to appreciative your life
>now you will die here anyway, bye lol

also kino about a man's nature, brotherhood itself. they could have fought over the woman, but decided it was better they survive as friends instead of get a girl they KNOW cheated on them
fairly deep (think 7 foot, this isn't an ocean) once you delve into the scene

Shouldn't have let his key go down the drain :^)

His time was up. Those are the rules sucker better luck in your next life

I haven't watched past 3, which cancer service are they all on? Only Jigsaw is on hulu iirc.

>paying real money for digital videofiles

reddit.com/r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH/comments/a2csq0/how_to_stream_movies_tv_anime_sports_online/

I like every single one except the last 3d one.

I'm calling bullshit. The original film ends with the implication that Gordon is going to bleed to death. Dude is on death's door when he crawls out of that bathroom. It is also somewhat implied that Jigsaw may kill him in the first one since Gordon failed his game.

I'd switch 4 and 6 but otherwise I would agree. I would also put 5 behind Jigsaw 2017.

6 has the only protagonist that I actually gave a shit about since the original movie. He really didn't seem like all that bad of a guy and I always felt John was being unreasonable.

Was it autism? Not even memeing. He was obsessed with engineering and rule systems

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This trap is so out of place, it feels so angsty

OH MY GAWD IS THIS THE MADARA EFFECT???

If they didn't plan to bring him back they would've either shown or mentioned his corpse.
That bathroom is revisited a couple of times before 7 and he's nowhere to be seen

Saw 3D is a comedy.

>you now remember his obsession with cumming inside Jill just right so their baby is born under a particular star sign
Yes

is there much nudity in these films? this is a big factor on deciding if i watch it or not

>Spiral trailer mentions that the new Jiggy targets cops
could it be?
we never saw him die

It annoys me for being cheap virtuesignaling in the film.

>What if we put a racist gang in a trap? Then it can be shocking and the audience can cheer!
Of-course the racists must be white, because nobody else is racist.

No, but 3D has a fair amount of women in their underwear being cut in half (or ripped in half by a fucking drill on a traintrack), which is kinda weird.

Nah. The films have this weird thing where extreme violence is okay but sex is not. (and sexual violence is definitely not okay) There is some cleavage and Jill's tits are seen briefly in the last movie but generally there is nothing.

i only remember titties in the freezing trap and Jills nips poking through her clothes

if you watch the unrated cut of 4 you get to see dead Jiggy full frontal flacid penis in an autopsy scene which is all the nudity you need

>Jill's tits are seen briefly in the last movie
?????

This is what makes them good
When extreme violence is shown alongside loads of tits and all the women are killed in sexual ways it just makes the violence horrible, it makes me feel like a pervert watching it.
The violence in Saw is thrilling and horrible without being weirdly sexually charged

>Cube doesn't even try to have a point

It's been ages since I have watched the Cube films, but wasn't the point literally bureacracy gone extremely wrong? Like, the whole project was a result of some retarded higher up in the government gave a stupid order that his "yes men" did not contest, and as they just went through it and delegated functions, it cascaded down into the governement making those cubes?

He doesn't appear in the subsequent films for legal reasons. If they were gonna show his corpse they'd have to put in the hallway outside the bathroom, which would spoil the revealing of the bathroom itself.

lies, user

when she is hit by the gokart

youtube.com/watch?v=IIJtxuXrX_M

real talk: it's to avoid a nc-17 rating

but thats a FX model, gumby

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1>6>5>2>3>jigsaw>4>7

Prove me wrong

Kek

5 has the kino ending where if they worked together they would’ve been aight

how would her armpits taste?

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Fucking manlets. Today I will remind them.
youtube.com/watch?v=Luq6l6fCoG8&list=PLDE618636E2787E29

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Based Leigh Whannell
I'm really glad Invisible Man was good, I hope he starts getting more work
not acting though

nope. nothing like that.

This but her hair was better in 2

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>I would like to speak with your manager.

i want to hold her hand and tell her everything will be ok

Saw 2 always gave me /ss/ vibes between Daniel, Amanda and that one chick who dies from the gas

We have similar lists

1 > 2 > 6 >>> 5 > 3 > Jigsaw > 4 >>>>> 3D

One of my biggest problems with the later films is that they never bothered to give Hoffman any convincing motivation for continuing the games after Jiggy and Amanda died, he just felt like a blank slate

1 > pile of dogshit >>> 2 >> 4 > 6 > 3 > Jugsaw 2017 >>>>>>D
FTFY
just kidding I stopped watching after 3. This never should have been a franchise, it was good as one movie but they should have stopped making them.
this

Yeah.
Amanda had a traumatic backstory with a lifetime of abuse that explains why she would want to test people and would corrupt Jigsaws philosophy.
Hoffman had his sister die and then Jigsaw blackmailed him and somehow that made him a murdering psychopath loyal to Jigsaws games?

I prefer the lezdom territory they nearly cross into with her and Lynn in Saw 3

Piranha :D

What a faggot

A man of culture, I see.

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ending or the last trap?
was that the 'shotgun shell holds two pieces of a key for their locks' trap? if so it was amazing, especially the part where the chick gets their first (man had his leg amputated by wires), goes to shoot him and it backfires into her face?
absolutely kino, since their entire set of games had been about teamwork and trust in strangers, perfect ending.

or are you talking about
>the only way to survive this room is to enter the glass box before you
because it was amazing as well. what would hoffman have done had straum just walked into the box?

>put a piece of wet cloth between the shell and the hammer
>trap rendered useless

are you really gonna risk tampering with it nigga

>was that the 'shotgun shell holds two pieces of a key for their locks' trap?
No, that was actually from Jigsaw 2017
>or are you talking about 'the only way to survive this room is to enter the glass box before you'
That is the same film but I think the user was specifically meaning the game that was going on throughout that film, where 5 people gradually kill off one of each other at a time throughout the first 3 rooms only for the final 2 to realise in the last room that no-one would've needed to die if they just worked together

There’s a crack whore hovering over her with a gun. I wouldn’t try it

>crack whore
Don't talk about my waifu like that!

Lynmanda thread?

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Lynmanda thread.

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Shit waifu desu m8

>Samefagging

Oh I'm sorry, was it obvious?

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Gordon won his game. Adam was shot, left there for dead. Jiggy would never let someone die who had won a game (if he could help it), so it's inevitable that he would help him. The producers confessed In the DVD commentaries of which I've watched every one of that they wanted to bring him back at 4 but couldn't because he was still pissed over non-payments from Saw 1. Which all worked out in the end, because we wound up getting the Chad Hoffman

>pissed over non-payments from Saw 1.
Well why wasnt he paid in the first place

Saw 3 had great commentary on family, grief, love, forgiveness and vengeance.

>Cary Elwes filed a lawsuit against the producers and the production company because he only received a nominal salary with backend revenues. He claimed to have been promised 1% of the profit, which would be considerable since "Saw" (2004) went on to earn over $100 million globally. The case was finally settled out of court, but mostly as a result of the disagreements, and Elwes chose not to be involved with any of the sequels until Saw: The Final Chapter (2010).

Also shows how legacies can be turned no matter how hard you try to preserve it.

they all sucked

the cop in 4 had the funniest reason
>you're good at your job and try and save people's lives? stop doing that!

Saw 5 retcons Saw 4 into Hoffman’s contingency plan to kill everyone who might know his involvement in these killings once Jigsaw is dead

>trash compactor
always got scared as a kid if I woke up in one

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>no other flick refrences
dropped. that would have been a good normie twist.

>>The movie is roughly 120 miutes long.

Well that's good atleast. The 90 minute runtime has been holding back the series.

I figure John was trying to prove to the cop that the legal system didn't work. Only his patented "trapomatic" system could help victims of bad life-choices or moral weakness. The abused wife had to save herself, and she did, the test worked! The prostitute had to...kill Tapp and prove her value? Dunno what the rules of her game were. The rapist deserved to die, even Tapp thought that, but Jigsaw gave him a shot all the same. That's my thoughts on it anyway, it kinda makes a bit more sense. But "Don't go through the door lol" is still stupid. If Tapp had known what was going to happen, he wouldn't have done it.

he actually tells him in the tapes that time is not an issue and more clues but he doesnt listen
he never stops to think about what he is doing

>no Hoffman
DOA

Blew my mind when I thought about it and realized Jigsaw technically never killed anyone.

My problem with it was that it really tested Tapp's ability to solve riddles and guess what Jigsaw wanted rather than his willingness to "let go".
If Jiggy straight up told him what the situation was it still would've been a test of his will, he only really ran through that door because he didn't get what the messages meant.

FUCK NIGSAW AND FUCK JILL AND ALSO FUCK AMANDA. NONE CAN COMPETE WITH THE HOFF MAN

Is the trap doing the white person face?

She is ssssooooo fucking HOT

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First off, it was Riggs who was the protag of that movie. Secondly, Hoffman designed everything in Saw 4. The whole thing was a death sentence for anyone who could possibly link him to the Jigsaw murders. Even if Riggs didn't come through until after the timer was up, Hoffman was probably going to just kill everyone in that room
Kramer was always blackmailing him, and he took this as an out.

i can imagine her building some ball crushing trap
god i wish she would punish me

I want to fuck her ssssooooo bad

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>killing Hoffman

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>dyed hair
>black nail polish
>studded leather belt
>tattoos
You'll never be her

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I consider 2 to be *almost* just as good. Everything else is below them for sure.

This. It really fucks with me when I see scenes from the sequels, and they look like an episode of a soap opera.

Those movies eventually turned into a cop drama with torture porn sprinkled in

Can't we get along?

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wut
there is only one Cube

Really? I must have missed that when I watched it, how is it explained in 5?

>Kramer was always blackmailing him, and he took this as an out.
And yet he still continued carrying out John's games afterwards for no real reason. This is my biggest problem with Hoffman's character

Strahm finds some piece of evidence linking Hoffman to everything and then he realizes everyone in the warehouse that Saw 3 and 4 took place in were always meant to die

Based ans Hoffpilled (even though I think it was garbage, it was worth it just for seeing my nigga go terminator on them bitches)

Ironically Hoffman was actually fairer in his "real" tests

Who would Jigsaw vote for in 2020? Seems kinda like a Yang guy to me.

Based, fuck NIGSAW

He would place every candidate into one big trap and determine his vote based on the winner

>machine gun in the corner of a room that rises to waist height slowly then fires while rotating actually kills three trained police officers who are watching it the whole time
Hoffman was OP as fuck in 7

he's a fucking psychopath that likes to kill people, so probably Trump

>chains can contain the Hoff man

Any interesting pieces of lost scripts for the Saw Series? All I know was that Saw IV was supposed to be Jeff’s second game to get his daughter back and I believe he died in the blender trap later used in Jigsaw

Jigsaw takes place before Saw 1. Jeff was never going to be in that movie. He dies in Saw 4 when he starts brandishing a gun and screaming at an FBI agent

I want Amanda to put her reverse bear trap on my face as punishment for only having a 7 inch dicklet haha

The Soap Opera is unironically the best part.

this

Imagine if she put her reverse bear trap in your mouth haha

Not saying he was going to be in Jigsaw, saying the blender trap idea went unused in Saw IV and was brought back as an idea for Jigsaw

Saw III originally featured Dr. Gordon going through various traps to save his family rather than Jeff

Saw IV has an early script draft in which Eric Matthews basically replaces Rigg as the main victim who gets tricked into following Jigsaw/Hoffman's game
Here is that script btw
drive.google.com/file/d/10asQnK6lOyC9WZNtVa5j2xyVSWzQLqy4/view?utm_name=iossmf

I want to do DFK, 69, and BBBJCIM NQ/NS with her

You what ?

Deep French kissing

69

Bare back blow job completion in mouth, No quit No spit

are these films actaully worth watching? i cant tell if these threads are just memes or not

i think i saw the first one years ago but can barely remember

I randomly watched them all and there decent to watch for the gore of the traps. They actually connected them all together pretty decently. I actually started watching them for the plot lol

Yes, they're all at the very least entertaining and a few of them are genuinely good films. Plus when you've caught up you can join in with the shitposting in these threads

Jigsaw was the most pointless entry. Not the worst, but the most pointless and rehashed film. Saw 5 at least adds something and we get to see based Hoffman killing niggas

Saw 2 was the best because it had the hottest women

How did none of his traps ever break or malfunction?

no one even seeds these films anymore

Are you referring to girl who was a prostitute in 4?

Her, Amanda with short hair and the crying bitch with the cleavage

Kino. Definitely my favorite

the smile of an innocent man

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based

youtube.com/watch?v=xZOMiFk2ThE

whats the best saw sequel?

In Jigsaw the barn game is almost escaped from and Kramer has to manually put them in the final game. Also when he over sedated the guy in the bucket trap

6

2

Is there much of a connecting plot with these films

Yeah, it follows all the way through. It's like a television mini-series

Yes. Every movie has a scene that isn't explained until 1 or 2 movies later

Yes, its incredibly continuity heavy

Yes, very much so. I'm pretty sure every sequel contains at least one flashback to every movie in the series before it

Sounds pretty cool, il watch the first one tonight

Hope they've aged well, didn't realise it came out in 2004

They haven’t aged well at all.

They've aged fine for the most part, ignore this fag

I dare you to watch the car chase and Saw 1 and tell me it looks good

My mother told me not to accept dares

More like Sawing Logs... am I right everyone?

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5 > 1 > 3 > 2 > 8 > 4 > 7 > 6

I’m sure your mom also told you to not be a total bitch

>no opening trap
That's one of the best motifs of the series though.

>no Hoffman
unbased

>5 on top
Based on that I would assume you to be a Hoffchad, but you have all his other movies at the bottom.
What gives?

I am mentally defiencent too.

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>7 over 6
Your list is all shit taste but this most of all I can't abide

Five is genuinely great. The trap twist where they all had to work together but they're too shitty of people to do so was fucking great, people getting what they deserved. Smug Hoffman getting away with all of it after a giant cat and mouse game was kino.
Saw 6 and 7 are just fucking retarded, but 7 is at least fun. The insurance stuff was just shit, at least I can laugh at shit like

so what about the guy that amanda had to kill for her "test"
was jiggy gonna come rescue him from the cocoon if she didn't succeed

Some parts aged well. Some parts didnt.
It helps that for the earlier films in the series they relied on practical effects instead of Cgi. Theres some weird directing choices that become kind of a trademark of the series and you get used to them eventually. Odd transitions, flashbacks, lots of sudden cuts in frantic moments.

I presume he had failed a separate test

What do you think about a saw film where they specifically go after gays, trans, black and Asian people?

Did Jigsaw do anything wrong? Aside from picking shity students

He gave Adam a choice though

>10 movies
>not a single reboot
>not a single fantastical element such as ghosts or demons or a curse or anything
>not a single ridiculous reboot like Jigsaw takes Manhattan or Jigsaw in Space or Jiggy in da Hood

That's the reason why we love Saw

Isabela probably loves to watch Saw with her guy friends while eating tortillas and then she drinks them under table in coca-cola drinking contest!

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If anyone wants to watch this with their family, go right ahead. The "villain" of these movies doesn't kill anyone so it's completely kid friendly.

That pig mask is pretty fucking scary to be honest

honestly the premise of this movie is the best, reminds me of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream in some parts. Wish they made a proper sequel or remake but keep the grittiness.

>Hoffman the admitted murderer that doesn't give a fuck about Nigsaw's autism actually made fairer tests

7 was kino you fucking pleb, 4 and 5 were absolute dogshit

>7 was kino

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I unironically watch all Saw movies every Halloween

And I own all 7 on DVD (Jigsaw doesn't count)

youtube.com/watch?v=nx1fzUJFP2Q

Yes but keep in mind they're trash C tier movies after 1 so obviously don't expect anything good. They can be enjoyed as bad movies due to the sheer ridiculousness of the traps and retcons they put in. Every movie retcons the last one and somehow it still makes sense even if it's obviously stupid as fuck. Saw 1 is a legitimately good movie tho.

Why aren't people trying to break in?

3d is the fucking best one you virgin, fight me hoe.

I think that sounds like a movie written by a kid trying way too hard to fit in on Yea Forums.

Did any anons go on the House of Jigsaw forums back when the first few movies came out? Shit was autism central but still comfy.

jigsaw should have been arrested since 1

Of course, it's the website that ruined Saw 3D by giving them the idea to make Lawrence an apprentice

>Hello user
>I want to play a game
>For years you've sneezed while only halfway covering your nose with your elbow
>Now, your callous disregard for public health will come back to haunt you
>You've been injected with a particularly aggressive strain of the Ebola virus
>In front of you are syringes filled with a variety of vaccines for viruses that are no longer a concern in the 21st century
>None of them can cure your Ebola
>The room has no exit, food, or water
>Live or die, make your choice

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This unironically feels like some later games lol

Women in this franchise had way worse deaths

it's an advanced technique to make pp hard

Why do so many '00s movies have that pukey green blue look?

This is the same movie where Jigsaw lays on the floor for no god damn reason except
>he likes a front row seat xD
A man that claims to value life, putting his own in needless danger for le epic mindfuck ending

my pp very hard