*sigh*
Somehow we owe more in capital gains than we made in returns.
*sigh*
Thomas King
Levi Garcia
>File, you fools!
Aiden Reyes
>... We cannot sell out
Brody James
>And they call it a tax haven... A TAX HAVEN!
William Harris
>This is no tax haven. It's a honeypot!
*feds sreeching in the distance*
Wyatt Phillips
cringe thread
Cooper Anderson
newfag detected. Taxposters are thoughtfully based and legendary.
Leo King
Hey taxbros, businessbros and all other financial fellas. Using LotR references, can you tell me how to exploit this down market from the virus?
Brayden Martinez
>love lotr tax meme
>too big of a brainlet to think up a single post
Sneed.
Joshua Flores
Increase your 401k contribution.
You do have a 401k don't you user
Jonathan Howard
Wait a week or so.
Collect data, gather intel on the zeitgeist and where it's been.
BUY LOW.
Go on a shitpost rampage across leddit, stack overflow, stormfront, 9 gag, etc about how "all the data shows that the virus is a fucking lie, go back to work pussies! Murrica stronk Drumpf 2024!"
Sell in 2-4 months when the economy recovers and has an upswing from all the momentum.
Zachary Smith
Just short like there's no tomorrow
because there is none
Daniel Turner
if you don't think that this is literally the end of the world, then the market will recover. so you should whenever you think this is bottoming out.
Dylan Barnes
Kek
Jayden Jenkins
>Hands of the shiny Income, thats mine!
>It goes to the great IRS, along with everything else
Josiah Jenkins
Buy the dip?
Jace Turner
>WE AINT BUYING NO FURTHER TIL WE'VE HAD A RATE CUT
Dominic Carter
Shelob's here for the digits, hissss.
Charles Cox
>SERIES B WILL FUND IT
Jayden Morales
>tell me, friend, when did saruman the wise abandon blue chips for crypto?
Nathan Jackson
This is Shelob in human form, say hello.
Gavin Mitchell
why didn't they just deposit the ring in an tax free offshore bank?
Samuel Perez
>“There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a darkened skyscraper, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken city, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the market downswing was only a small and passing thing: there was stability and high GDP for ever beyond its reach.”
Leo Williams
im gonna coom
Sebastian Ross
>Moria. You fear to go into that camp, don't you? The greeks spent too greedily and with too much leverage. You know what they awoke in, the darkness of the EU. Refugees and debt
Oliver Sanchez
>GOLDMAN SACHS CALLS FOR AID! AND THE US TREASURY WILL ANSWER!
Jordan Reyes
>MUSTER THE BAILOUTS
Josiah Robinson
haa
Jason Williams
This is Shelob in human form, say hello
Alexander Moore
Buy chainlink, ticker LINK
Jackson Wood
kek
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Take Fuck Tolkien: the Game out of here, faggot.
Henry Jones
Enjoy your holiday
Jordan Baker
LET THEM COME! THEY’LL FIND THERE’S YET ONE DWARF IN MORIA INC THAT STILL DRAWS CREDIT
Jayden Carter
Have you a portfolio, Master Hobbitt?
Thomas Richardson
>I can avoid tax brackets when I wish, but to evade them entirely? That’s a rare gift
Xavier Perry
Yes... at least diverse enough for my people. But we have no dividends for great halls... and evil times.
Lincoln Howard
Even the smallest shareholder can change the course of a Fortune 500 company.
Connor Fisher
>Aragorn, the Rohirrim pay one of the lowest marginal tax rates in Middle Earth. They are all going to receive a refund.
>Then I shall file as one of them!
Juan Lewis
>It's a pity Bilbo didn't liquefy his assets
>Pity? Pity is what stayed his hand. Many companies that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum LTD. has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
Aiden Martinez
>I can’t do this, Sam.
>I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of down years and market saturation, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the margins go back to the way they were when so much cost inflation had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this bear market. Even losses must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if your portfolio was too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
>What are we holding onto, Sam?
>That there’s some demand in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth investing for.
Levi Lopez
>DEBT!
Logan Peterson
>O nice investors! Smeagol brings them up secret ways that nobody else could find. Tired he is, thirsty he is, yes thirsty; and he guides them and he searches for profit, and they saw sneak, sneak. Very nice investors, O yes my revenue, very nice.
William Morales
This one will always be the funniest to me
Justin Jones
ROLL O-VERS
Jack Hernandez
>NOW FOR WRATH, FOR RUIN, AND THE MARKETS CLOSING!
Cooper Cooper
>do my taxes last year using turbotax meme
>it asks me to pay my taxes after doing it all
>do it
>it goes to a pay "thanks!"
>every time I click on the File section, it just goes to "Thanks!"
>assume I am done
>find out a year later this didn't actually file them, there was another basically hidden section where I had to go to actually send my file to the government
I'm such a fucking retard. But in my defense the design is fucking awful. No warnings "You haven't actually filed". No "continue here to file". It just asks you to pay and then says Thanks!. This is Canada
William Peterson
>They have a cave toll
Ryder Walker
bump
Jeremiah Robinson
when in doubt just go with
>AND MY TAX
Thomas Sanchez
>tfw owe the government $1,032 in taxes
FUCK BROS WHY DIDN'T I UPDATE MY 401K AFTER MY FUCKING RAISE?!?!?!?
Joseph Brooks
Lol
Owen Robinson
>ISILDUR! SELL THE STOCK!
>"No"
Adrian Hill
GONDOR CALLS FOR A BAILOUT
Adam Rogers
What?
Caleb Ward
kek
Colton Hall
THIS MONEY IS NOT FOR SPENDING.
Chase Rivera
Oh shit that’s actually inspiring, maybe I’ll buy a house
Easton Price
you're too late it's already on the upswing again
Evan Jenkins
You are pretty retarded. And no there’s no defense for you. Just pay your taxes
Michael Adams
>The bonds. They were nonperforming
>They have been refinanced
Angel Campbell
You didn’t notice anything was off when you didn’t gain or lose any money in your account? You believed you filed your taxes, and didn’t immediately wait to see the charge appear in your bank?
Joshua Nguyen
He went into a higher tax bracket due to his raise, causing him to owe more, when he could have avoided paying those higher taxes by paying the difference into his 401k off his paycheck
Jaxson Ortiz
Thanks!
Julian Gonzalez
Debt will make corpses of us all.
Carson Flores
>it’s an eceleb/self-employed person asking for financial help during the month of February episode
HOOOOOO MAN I love these. Darksydephil does it yearly. Pay your taxes, kids. You know the rules
Jason Bennett
“Even the smallest organism can change the course of the stocks.”
Elijah Long
Ah Shadowtax, Lord of the IRS
Liam Hughes
What can man do against such reckless rates?
Adam Walker
>We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with the ponzi scheme. It would be wise, my friend.
Xavier Miller
>Do you know how the IRS first came into being? They were goyium once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting debt collectors.....whom do you serve?
>THE FEDERAL RESERVE
Isaac Wright
AAAGH MONEY AND SHIT
Anthony Flores
>The assets are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep
>LIQUIDATE THEM ALL
Noah Perry
you're supposed to say fuck nigger, aragern.
Aaron Price
Kek
Isaac Gomez
>I can't pay for it, Mr. Frodo, but I can claim you as a dependent!
Luis Smith
11-year /o/ tripfag here, this thread is proof that user still has that magik.
Good work.
Connor Edwards
Legolas, what does your quantic algorithms predict ?
Asher Long
It is not the offshore account that worries me. A shadow and a threat have been growing on the market. Something draws near, I can feel it.
Luis Walker
>I was there, Gandalf. I was there during the crypto bubbles height...
>.....
>SELL THE BTC ISILDUR!
>SELL IT AT MARKET PRICE!!!
>...
>No....
ISILDUR!!!!!
Asher Hall
A red account rises... capital has been wasted this quarter.
Hudson Phillips
>Ah Islidur's heir. It takes more than a stash app to make an investor...
Aaron Wilson
>The bitcoin passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to liquidate forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the cryptocurrency has a will of its own.
>It betrayed Isildur, to his debt.
Luke Parker
>Who would have thought that one IRA so small could endure so many loss? And it did, Gandalf. It did. Aha!
Isaiah Howard
Lmfao perfection
Cooper Rivera
Saw someone post a picture of coffee on /fit/ yesterday while asking if sex was good for you. I had a sensible chuckle.
Justin Martinez
Let the lards of the land come farth
James Russell
Does he pay his taxes?
Jose Bailey
I get nervous about that too but it's never happened to me
Aaron Phillips
Why didn't they just took a nokia to the ring until it would break?
Logan Sullivan
>Rosie Cotton's debentures...she had bonds in her portfolio. If ever I were to file jointly with someone...it would have been her. It would have been her!
Liam Carter
Rohan has short-sold us. Theoden's ruined me. Abandon your stocks! Sell, sell for your lives!!!
Brody Ward
Elrond: "His gains returns."
Gandalf: "That debt will never fully return. He will carry it the rest of his life."
Robert Rodriguez
>somehow we owe more in capital gains than we made in returns
huh? I'm no native speaker but how does this make sense? Does he mean "owe more in principal/interest than we made in returns"?
Caleb Bell
Elrond: "The time of the Elves Middle Bank is over — my people are leaving these shores. Who will you ask for credit when we've gone? The Dwarves? They hide in their tax heavens accumulating bonds — they care nothing for the debt of others."
Parker Powell
Jace Cruz
get it now user, thanks. how much is it in the US? Here it is 25 percent.
John Rogers
>We've already had an annuity yes, but what about a second one? And a whole life insurance policy?
>I don't think he knows about 1035 exchanges Pip....
Brody Reed
Jeremiah Jones
>My campaign donors... you pay taxes to no one
James Davis
Share the loan....
Jaxson Gomez
Liam Sanchez
HOLD YOU FOOLS
Ryan Bell
Hudson Rogers
underrated
Henry Gomez
>No parent should have to pay for their child's student loans
Wyatt Morales
Too real
Adam Peterson
>They are the IRS, taxwraiths, neither living or dead. At all times they feel the presence of undeclared revenue...drawn to the power of the W2 form...they will never stop hunting you.
Jayden Thomas
>PIPPIN: I didn't think we would go bankrupt this way this way.
>GANDALF: Bankrupt? No, the business doesn't end here. Debt is just another path, one that we all must take. The lucarative surplus of this business rolls back, and all turns to empty bank accounts, and then you see it.
>PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?
>GANDALF: A Jew, offering a loan at what he insists is a reasonable interest rate
>PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad if we are to restart our business with competent financial planning
>GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.
Jayden Torres
This guy will never make it
This guy will make it
Ryan Kelly
>I would lower your tax free threshold, Dwarf
>If your income stood but a little higher from the minimum wage
Jeremiah Garcia
>It is a strange fate that we should pay so much interest over so small a loan. Such a little thing.
Jeremiah Mitchell
underrated
Evan Jenkins
Should be
>ISRAEL CALLS FOR AID
Christian Howard
>You will major in art history. An image of the splendor of the kings of men in glory, undeterred by the poor job prospects. You, my daughter, you will linger on jobless and in debt. As night falling winter has come without a job offer. Here you will dwell, bound to your debt, under your liberal arts degree, until all the world has changed and your life savings are utterly spent.
>Arwen... there is nothing for you there, only federal unsubsidized interest rates.
Luke Price
>mfw wanted to marathon LotR trilogy with bros and play a drinking game for over 10 year
>and realize it will never happen
Ayden Robinson
Shadowtax. Tis the lord of all bankers........and has been my consultant through many audits.
Jeremiah Perez
nice one user
Brody Reyes
>So much debt. What can men do again such reckless rates?
>Evade with me. Evade and sue them
>For bankruptcy and profits
>For Rohan Inc. For your shareholders
>"The market is opening"
>"Look to my jet at 5:30 AM next week"
>Yes. Yes. The Phone of H. Hammerhand will ring in the deep, one last time!
>Let this be the hour when we draw litigation together. Fell collectors awake. Now for insolvency, now for ruin, and the black crash! Forth Eorlingas!
Grayson Rivera
>Bail me out
>What?
>I cannot meet my quarterly targets you'll have to bail me out!
>W-wait. Don't tell the IRS
>Not a word
Might be back later, keep it going.
Christopher Wright
You need to make it happen or it really never will (assuming you have friends)
Daniel Flores
>leave
>and never
>buyback!!!
William Stewart
>What about their refunds? They don't NEED those...
Jackson Cruz
>Growth... growth is weak
Levi Rogers
>Get back, scum! The tax rebates go to the college fund. Liquid and unspent.
Evan Baker
>...and your other bank account IBAN
Brody Cruz
>College? Why college? Does it give good returns via improved employability?
Evan Adams
>It gives us something, a leg up on the competition. Our parents want it for our career
Wyatt Sanchez
BASED
Luis Perry
>They think college is worth the money
>Shhhh the minute the realise it's not we can't sell them student debt
Christopher Gray
A master stroke
Gabriel Mitchell
THE SCUM TRIED TO DEFRAUD ME! AUDIT HIM!
Jacob Evans
>Ooooh let's not be hasty
>Just a few shares of Deutsche Bank
Oliver Anderson
Based
Andrew Reed
LOOKS LIKE THE ABILITY TO RESPOND TO INCREASING AUTOMATION, REGULATORY EXPECTATIONS AND CLIENT DEMAND FOR STANDARDISATION AND TRANSPARENCY ACROSS FIXED INCOME, CURRENCY, AND EMERGING MARKETS IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
Carter Phillips
I SEE YOU
Andrew Reed
Every time someone from /biz/ wanders in they say that all of the financial talk in tax posting threads is basically gibberish.
Adrian Sullivan
>Elrond: Gandalf, the competition is moving. Sauron's assets are massing in the banks; his eye is fixed on real estate. And Saruman, you tell me, has dropped our ratins. Our list of buyers grows thin.
>Gandalf: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Bonds with Trust Funds. He's creating a bubble in the housing market of Isengard. A system that can wash black money and change hands at speed. Saruman is coming for the Profit.
>Elrond: This credit cannot be covered by the currencies of the Elves. We do not have the GDP to bailout both Mordor and Isengard. Gandalf, the responisbility cannot stay here. This debt belongs to all of Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to pay it. The time of the Elves is over, my people are selling their shares. Who will you look to when we've defaulted? The Dwarves? They seal capital away in vaults, preparing for the gold standard. They care nothing for the fiat currencies of others.
Joseph Perry
I wouldn't take advice from /biz/
Blake Carter
lmao
Gavin Young
>it's a pity Bilbo didn't audit him when he had the chance
>Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand. Many that trade deserve bankruptcy. Some that fold deserve business. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out audits in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all investment opportunities. My heart tells me that Gollum has some assets to wrangle yet, for good or ill before the financial year is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the tax brackets of many.
Adam Ramirez
Taxposting threads know what's up better than the entirety of /biz/
Levi Wright
>'So there our accounts were, at the mercy of three monstrous auditors! and they were all arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to cook us! Whether they would hide the deposits or file our assets one by one and liquidate them into bonds! They spent so much time arguing over the 'whether to's' and the 'why for's' that the next financial year crept up and PUFF! Defaulted all their loans!
Jose Edwards
>what are we hodling on to, Sam?
>that there's some gains in this world, Mr Frodo. And it's worth hodling for
Mason Hall
Given that board has a higher suicide rate than /lgbt/ I wouldn't be too worried about that
Cooper Baker
They don't know anything about LOTR so they have no power here
Levi Russell
>Saruman: "He is gathering all equity to him. Very soon he will adjust a mutual fund-portfolio great enough to match the underlying securities of Middle-Earth."
>Gandalf: "You know this? How?"
>Saruman: "I have seen it."
[Gandalf and Saruman enter another chamber. Upon a plinth sits an object covered in dark cloth]
>Gandalf: "Algorithmic trading is a dangerous tool, Saruman."
>Saruman: "Why? Why should we fear to use it?"
Thomas Sanchez
LotR's appeal is universal
Jacob Diaz
Someone please remind me the one that replaced taters with tariffs. I forgot how the whole line went.
Daniel Cook
That's one of the funniest pics I've ever seen. But I doubt even half of them are serious.
Jordan Bennett
What about second Brexit?
Joshua Allen
>We've had one mortgage yes... but what about 2nd mortgage? Reverse mortgage? Refinancing? Asset leverage?
I don't think he knows about those either,
Christopher Campbell
>Frodo : I can't do this, Sam.
>Sam : I know.It's all wrong
By rights we shouldn't even be in this tax bracket
>But we are.
>It's like in the great markets Mr. Frodo.
>The ones that really mattered.
>Full of debt and unreimbursed accounts they are, and sometimes you don't want to know the bottom line, Because how could the bottom line be green, How could the company go back to the way it was when so much bad stock keeping has happened.
>But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this audit
>Even these shares must pass.
>A new market will come.
>And when the new share holders come we will profit out the deficit
>these are the accounts that stayed with us
>That earnt something.
>Even if you were too new to the game to understand why.
>But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now.
>Folk in those markets had lots of chances of selling up to cut even, only they didn’t.
>Because they were holding on to something.
>Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?
>Sam : That there’s some profit in this company, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
Gavin Russell
Bros, the stockmarket losing so many points walloped my retirement. Its gonna come back up right?
Grayson Morales
>They are not all secure, the machine learning protocols.
Ethan Perez
kek
Jacob Morales
tax return this year was ~$850 because I had plenty of capital gains on a few CDs but I thankfully contributed fully to my HSA. opened a ROTH IRA this year to store away some money from (((Uncle Sam)))
Luke Walker
Well done user
Carson Evans
>You bring great evil here U.S. treasurer.
Jonathan Price
It has fallen into shadow
Blake Martin
>I've loaned to half of you have as much as I would have liked, and to half of you half as much as you deserved.
Jaxon Jones
>ProudSNEED
Kayden Rodriguez
> i can avoid being audited if i wish, but to not pay taxes entirely, that is a rare gift
Cameron Williams
>Elrond: Gandalf, the competition is moving. Sauron's assets are massing in the banks; his eye is fixed on real estate. And Saruman, you tell me, has dropped our ratins. Our list of buyers grows thin.
>Gandalf: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Bonds with Trust Funds. He's creating a bubble in the housing market of Isengard. A system that can wash black money and change hands at speed. Saruman is coming for the Profit.
>Elrond: This credit cannot be covered by the currencies of the Elves. We do not have the GDP to bailout both Mordor and Isengard. Gandalf, the responisbility cannot stay here. This debt belongs to all of Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to pay it. The time of the Elves is over, my people are selling their shares. Who will you look to when we've defaulted? The Dwarves? They seal capital away in vaults, preparing for the gold standard. They care nothing for the fiat currencies of others.
Jace Nguyen
>UK to forign nations: well it seems the two of you are inseparable considering one of you was allowed unsubsidized aid and the other was not
>US and Isreal: were coming too !
Colton Rivera
>BUILD ME A LLC WORTHY OF MERGING
Owen James
>An auditor is never late. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.
Ryder Taylor
>Merchants of Goldman! Of Citibank! My brothers! I see on your claim forms the same reciepts that would bankrupt me.
>A day may come when the banks of Men fail, when they refuse our annual charges, and break all terms of service, but it is not this day.
>An hour of withdrawals and insolvency when the Building Societies of Men come crashing down, but it is not this day! This day they pay our bonuses!!
>By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Bankers of the Vest!
Cameron Hall
>WE AINT HAD NOTHING BUT 25bp for TWELVE STINKIN MONTHS
Dylan Brooks
What the hell is this? Also I'll cum in it.
James Nguyen
>I've jewed half of you have as much as I would have liked and have of you half as much as you deserved
John Brown
I automatically glaze my eyes over when I see a taxpost. All the good ones have been invented already, and the new ones don't add anything except more complicated words in different combinations.
Kevin Sanders
Based
Kayden Evans
so THIS was his tax policy
Angel Richardson
Bilbo Baggins DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME JEW CONJURER OF HIDDEN ASSETS AND OFF SHORE ACCOUNTS, I'M NOT TRYING TO AUDIT YOU! Im trying to file with you.
Kevin Brooks
I bought 10gs of VDE the Vanguard Energy Etf on Thursday or Friday. It's the lowest it's been since the 90s. Got it for 60 a share. During energy crises it goes up to 130 to 150 but fracking has lowered the potential but still a guaranteed future return
Nathaniel Ramirez
>I was there, user, I was there when the wit of taxposting ended
Levi Scott
>And which investments do you back?
>Investment? I invest in no company, for nobody invests in mine, little auditor. Nobody cares for non profit anymore.
>We are not Auditors. We are accountants!
>Accountants? Never heard of an Accountant before. Sounds like IRS mischief to me.
>They come with files, they come with taxes. Fining, breaking, investigating, charging. Penpushers and Pennypinchers. Curse them!
>No! You don't understand. We are Accountants, financial inspectors. Tax Dodgers!
>Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. The Director will know.
Camden Long
>Legolas: Leverage, one mortgage is enough to fill the credit rating of a grown man.
>Merry: How many do you have?
>Pippin: Four
Luis Campbell
Ah, I see.
Charles Morgan
>instead of a dark Lord, you would have a queen - taxed at 90% of income!
>all shall love me and default
Gavin Cox
>I will file it
>I will file the returns in Mordor, although I do not have the W-2s
>I Will help you find your employers state ID number, so long this is your form to bear
>by my life and death, I will claim your tips and wages
>you have my tax deductible earnings
>And my Earned Income Credit!
>Looks like your filing the taxes of us all, little one
Carson Sanchez
what were they thinking when they made this scene
Jordan King
Nice
Sebastian Williams
>tfw your oc gets posted
Dominic Cook
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
Alexander Wood
Your friends portfolio took a little tumble off the financial cliff!
Brody Hill
AUDITS?!
Jason Russell
>they're taking the hobbits to IRSengard!
Joseph Scott
I don't understand a single post in this thread but I can't stop reading them.
Joseph Fisher
Our business is our loans.
Christopher Harris
>search for your investors, but do not trust the funds, it has bankrupted these lands
Justin Russell
Alright, young sir. I meant no offense. Tis me job to ask questions after market close.
Ryan Diaz
>FOOL OF A DAY TRADER!
Ayden Lee
>The bell of the NYSE!
Lucas Baker
>no one taxes a dwarf!....NOOO NOT THE TRUST FUND!
Jordan Kelly
lmao
Hudson King
>the age of the gold standard is over
>the time of the fiat currency has come
Liam Miller
>their portfolio is weak...in the 401K...and in their real estate holdings
James Brooks
>“You cannot tax"
>"I am a servant of the Secret Bitcoin, wielder of an offshore account."
>"You cannot tax."
>"The tax code will not avail you, drone of the IRS. Go back to the Shadow!"
>"YOU SHALL NOT TAX!"
Aaron Thomas
>no parent should have to list one of their adult children as a dependent
Gabriel Harris
Dramatic change of subject
>SEVEN, THIRTY SEVEN, MAAAAAX!
>fly you fools
Luke Taylor
What was Feanor’s tax policy?
Brayden Morales
kek
Logan Williams
It will drop further again once the first major quarantines happen in places like the USA, Germany or India which should happen relatively soon. Just let it fall a bit further.
Kayden Lewis
Where's the LOTR references?
Nolan Rodriguez
none, you cant tax someone after you already kinslayed them
Isaiah Howard
me too man
Charles Kelly
>I wish the debt had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Oliver Kelly
>I will be dead before I see my credit score lower than that of an elf!
Isaiah Green
kek
Carson Davis
>So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide.
>All we have to decide is what to do with the loan that is given to us.
Evan Nelson
>KYS PIPPIN
Samuel Nelson
>CERTAINTY OF DEBTS
>SMALL CHANCE OF ACQUISITIONS
>WHAT ARE WE RATING FOR?
Owen Harris
>I don't tax half of you half as well as I should like; and I rebate less than half of you half as well as your brackets deserve.
Daniel Jackson
What did Pippin see in Sauron's tax returns?
Undeclared income, a lot of dependants, too much business expenses?
Benjamin Kelly
It depends on how much you make. I don't think it's above income tax rate in any bracket, which is already pretty low
Charles Bell
Bump
Jaxson Morgan
Hint at the rings corrosive effect on more regal beings.
I would have totally cut that shit if I was Jackson tho. That CGI was awful even when it came out
Asher Sanchez
Interest. Interest on the loan.
An underwriter moves through the loan application.
We cannot sell out.
They are foreclosing.
Jaxson Kelly
So simple and yet so effective
Carson Myers
>Not one reply used lotr references like requested
Zachary Wright
> lose life savings
> post pink wojaks
> repeat
buy high sell low
Xavier Gutierrez
Ah you beat me to it user. Can someone do this with a different screenshot, and put a graph in the background where its going into the red?
Jaxson Rogers
I work in o&g and this user is right. Once this thing blows over oil's gonna have a nice rebound. Gas probably won't for a bit since the weather is warming up.
Joshua Harris
Always burst out laughing whenever she came onscreen because I remember how in the book she's described as smelling so strongly of literal shit that Sam is almost knocked over by the stench when he's fighting her
Nathan Stewart
Fucking great
Easton Cox
Bump
Ian Martin
That’s fucking good.
Alexander Morales
Make some OC instead of posting "bump" like a fag. It makes the thread look more dead than it already is.
Nathan Ross
Most Yea Forums threads don't get past 20 posts, at best.
Joshua Bennett
what makes the 1000th retread of a tired joke that wasn't funny to begin with "magik" ??
Henry Morgan
Just finished reading r
Return of the King for the first time. I feel sad,bros. I know I should be happy but I'm so bummed. Good read.
Christian White
Hey dol! Merry dol! On my own land I pay no toll!
Aiden Brooks
Is your name Debbie? Because you obviously are trying to be a downer. Just let us nerds have our fun in our own way. If you don't get it, or appeal to it, doesn't mean others can't. You are no authority on entertainment, however it can be found.
Benjamin Kelly
>Smoke rises from the piles of burnt shares, the bank hour grows late and gandalf the grey rides to isengard ltd. seeking my loans.
>that is why you have come is it not? My old debtor.
>...and you are sure of this?
>oh i have no doubts
>the interest rate has been discovered, all these quarters 9,4% right under my very nose.
>Yet you did not have the wit to see it. your love for the halflings short term return on investment has clearly has clearly slowed you liquidity.
>we still have time, time enough to sell our assets to combat sauron
>time? What time do you think we have? Sauron has regained much of his assets, he cannot yet go public but his brand has lost non of its potency. Sauron CEO of mordor inc. sees all. His gaze pierces fiscal, tax and quality control evasion.
>You know of what i speak gandalf a great federal credit wreathed in tax exemption.
Brayden Powell
Underrated
Adrian Nguyen
>turbotax
>pay
m8 it's fucking free because everyone pirated TurboTax anyway, don't tell me you actually signed up for those extras they try to push on you.
Ryan Cook
Why didn't the eagles just fly them straight to the IRS to file their returns?
William Watson
One day Yea Forums needs to do a tax policy dub of LOTR.
Benjamin Perez
Hearty kek.
Caleb Barnes
Rest easy user, it only gets better on repeat readings.
Dylan Peterson
Severely underrated
Lincoln Brown
Extremely weak low IQ post
Parker Sanders
based and paste
John Edwards
Why would you have been wanting this for 10 years? It wouldn't even be good, 12 hour movie marathons and drinking don't mix. You could just watch the movies with your bros and then play drinking games when you're going out. If you haven't already realised this you must be a very inexperienced drinker or you have no excuse. Smoking a Q would be a better thing to do while marathoning movies with your bros as you could just chat, enjoy the movie and get stoned and chill. Drinking you would just get more retarded and slow and want to party and since you're not partying but just sitting watching movies it would inevitably devolve into silence and sleep or you'd just get bored and do something higher energy while getting drunk.
Easton Parker
>meanwhile on /biz/
Gavin Morgan
lel
James Mitchell
It began with the founding of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch, frugal, wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power. For within these banks was bound the liquidity and bookvalue to govern each economy. But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the land of Israel, in the offices of Temple Mount, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret, a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty, his malice,and his will to dominate all economies.
One Bank to Finance them All
Lucas Wilson
I don't enjoy these threads but I'm impressed by how carefully you jackasses observe a consistent interior logic.
Dominic Foster
>don't understand shit
>still get a laugh
How does that work? Reminds me of those bitcoin bogdanoff videos.
Jackson Richardson
The intricacies of all fiction are fueled by varying severity of autism.
Carter Ramirez
>Do you know how the CDOs first came into being? They were mortgages once, taken by the corporate banks, bundled and tranched. A speculative and opaque form of Asset Backed Security. And now... perfected. My AAA-rated Synthetic Collateral Debt Obligation! Whom do you serve?
>SAAAAACHSSS
Nolan Morris
>when you claim to be a business expert but can't see an obvious bubble
Truly the most retarded board.
Blake Cruz
They know It's a bubble
They're riding the bubble as speculative investors trying to make a quick buck
Ryan Sanchez
What?
Justin Gutierrez
>what is it? what do you smell?
>the IRS!
Christopher Diaz
Bro literally thousands of people are going do die in the US. It'll dip again.
Jordan Rivera
Lool
Nolan Evans
This is better than my version, good job
Luis Hill
Mostly boomers though, so acceptable losses. Might be a good time to buy property actually
Parker Anderson
You don’t have to pay taxes on the money you put in your 401k through your paycheck
Robert Taylor
I'd prefer
>back up my loan
Evan Morgan
Gib Elf gf
Jayden Morales
>I have brought flat rates, low taxes, and interest to my new bank.
>YOUR new bank? Anakin, I paid my taxes to the IRS, to AMERICA!
>If you’re not with me, then you’re losing money!
>That’s exactly what a Soros crony would say. I will do what I must.
>You will try.
Justin Barnes
I never thought I'd be cosigning a loan alongside an elf.
Benjamin Clark
Kevin, goddammit
Jonathan Hall
>Exploiting RobinHood digital protocols is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unethical
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEETTTTTTEEEEEEEDD LEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRAAAAGGGEEE
Gavin Baker
masterpiece
Joshua Williams
Tax bros you are a beacon of light in these dark times, thank you for the chuckles and goodnight.
Kayden Cox
Is it possible to learn this power?
Dylan Walker
pls don't run this beautiful meme to the ground
Chase Lopez
>Not from a day trader
Jacob Perez
>Arwen: You have the gift of financial consultancy. Tell me what you have seen.
>Elrond: I looked into your economic future and I saw debt.
>Arwen: But there is also opportunity. You saw there was a chance. You saw my profit.
>Elrond: That future is almost gone.
>Arwen: But it is not lost.
>Elrond: Nothing is certain.
>Arwen: Some things are certain: if I don't invest now, I will regret it forever.
eh, i tried
Mason Allen
>when your daughter becomes an internal auditor
Dominic Morgan
I want to do this as well without the drinking but none of my friends like the Lord of the Rings as much as I do.
Oliver Robinson
You should just crack a bottle and watch it yourself knowing there's probably a dozen people on Yea Forums that have done the same this year and love it as much as you.
Oliver Jones
I know, I do still have my solo rewatches every now and again but it'd still be nice with a couple of bros. I just know it's not practical. Most of them like the Lord of the Rings but definitely not enough to watch the entire extended trilogy.
Justin Long
Not in one 12 hour long session anyway.
Caleb Brown
I mean that's the fun of it though isn't it? Instead of getting smashed at a mates house 6pm-6am and crashing after sun up....do it with a good 12hr trilogy playing on the TV.
I think it's a lil easier in my country because a lot of world sports start at like midnight so we're always doing all nighters.
Christopher Thomas
wow original post senpai XDDDD
Charles Morris
Are investment properties the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than renting a property. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are cleaning, maintaining and paying for an apartment for at least 18 years solely so it can go and get earn value for another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little unit - keeping the kitchen clean, washing the toilet, paying the bills, keeping away squatters, reporting water damage. All of it has one simple result: its worth is more enjoyable for the man that will eventually reap the investment
Maintained the perfect house? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way it was cared for, who buys it. He gets to sleep in it every night. He gets the benefits of its immaculate wall and even floorboards that came from the way you kept it.
As a man who is renting, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to keep a property for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Christopher Collins
underrated
Thomas Cruz
Why were the eagles so indifferent about the war and yet not enough to help them out just a little bit?
Why couldn't they just extend their ''fuck-it'' for about 10 minutes longer to help them out????
Lucas Smith
this isn't true is it?
Caleb Gonzalez
ABANDON YOUR STOCKS
SELL!
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
Easton Howard
The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017, the bill which lowered the federal corporate tax rate from 35% to 21%, finally rendering the US a competitive corporate home
*CBO forecasts a net increase to the national debt and income inequality*
.....
No more than a soon to be overridden bill now
Jeremiah Cook
Dwarven lenders are so selective in their loans, that this has given rise to the idea that there ARE NO dwarven lenders, and that capital just springs up out of the ground! Which is, of course, ridiculous!
Charles Stewart
Just died laughing in a Cafe. I can never go there again
Isaiah Brooks
Well i liked it.
Zachary Powell
Accurate
Luke Green
Good post
Alexander Cooper
> /biz/ accusing others of nonsense
El oh el
Dylan Morales
when all hope seems lost, like when the orcs descend upon rohan its time to buy. after holding out the orcs attacks then the world of man will come to gondors aid. with the destruction of sauron and the ring, peace and prosperity will return and then its time to capitalise on those gains, as long as you havnt died in the process.
Ayden Parker
I want to do this but without the drinking or friends. I just want to marathon the lotr kino back-to-back but ive only ever succeeded in watching them over 3 nights.
Xavier Lee
So hot that it's distracting
Alexander Hill
*sigh*
Somehow, Corona virus has crashed the market.
Jackson Johnson
>Liquidate the assets
>FORWARD TO WALLSTREET, DEFEND THE WALLSTREET
>RETURN TO YOUR SHAREHOLDER MEETINGS
>Send these foul majority owners to the abyss
Brandon Bailey
>Taxposting is hard. This was maybe my answer to Anonymous, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. 4channel had a very 2000s philosophy: that if the poster was a good memer, the site would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Anonymous can say that posters became dank and shitposted for a hundred years, and they were funny and original. But Anonymous doesn’t ask the question: What was the posters’ meme policy? Did they maintain a discord server? What did they do in times of bans and warnings? And what about all these jannies? By the end of the thread, the Mods are gone but all of the jannies aren’t gone – they’re in the basement. Did the posters pursue a policy of systematic doxxing and expose them? Even the little baby jannies, in their little janny basements?
John Gomez
>not buying the dip
Luke Davis
i really like to think that george rr martin has seen what he spawned with that quote and realized how retarded it was
Dominic Foster
>He thinks this is the dip
This is the deep breath before the true plunge.
Zachary Robinson
Based
Charles Edwards
>not also covering with a ballsy short
Thomas King
I'm not shorting shit right now. Last thing I need is some economics professor with half a brain convincing the government to drop an anti-recession stimulus package that temporally supercharges the economy and suddenly I've got a margin call in each ear and a loan shark looking for my kneecaps.
Too much uncertainty, and there's a black swan in here somewhere, I can smell it
Camden Rodriguez
All you would lose would be the premium, though?
Brody Green
Between you and me, I've never been very good with stop loss orders so I don't usually short anything unless I'm just copying someone smarter than me.
Connor Thomas
Still my favorite
Isaiah Allen
Maybe I got the language wrong since I am esl
>I buy the right to sell you 100 4CHN at 50$ In one week, for 20$
>it drops to 10$
>I enforce the order for 4000$ profit
>it doesn’t drop
I lose the 20$
Jonathan Long
Never seen one like that before, only obligation based trades.
>I agree to sell you 100 4CHN at $50 in one week
>4CHN value collapses, I by 100 for $0.00000001 and laugh as you pay me $5000 for basically nothing
or
>4CHN value skyrockets to $5000 two days in and the guy I'm contracted with is trying to get his money before it climbs any higher and I default into bankruptcy because I'm contractually obligated to buy 100 shares to sell him for 50 a pop no matter how high their value climbs.
Brody Martin
cringe, and dare I say, cuckpilled
Luke Hughes
It’s the same basically but a premium to buy/sell instead of the flipside. And it’s basically even closer if you stop loss it
Jordan Gonzalez
Yeah, that'd be a smart thing to contract into.
Matthew Smith
based