Why did she wear a prom dress instead of a uniform?

Why did she wear a prom dress instead of a uniform?

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Leftist mouthpieces can DO WHAT THEY LIKE!

>literally wears a tiara
>expects anyone to take her seriously

how do you go from this

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Why are you asking? The point of the movie is that she is a bad general.

Why do you think the republic collapsed in a few short years? Because it was run into the ground by Leia and people like Holdo. Of course she doesn't wear a uniform, she barely knows where she is

She was always a shit actress and a basic bitch. Only reason Lynch liked her is because he has a known love for over the top actors with no subtlety

I love how you can tell what was a reshoot and what was not.
>Holdo has a serious face
>Holdo has a stupid smile
>Holdo has a serious face
>Holdo is grinning to herself over nothing

It seriously sounds like she was supposed to be Luna Lovegood ripoff until they realized Luna Lovegood would be an incompetent commander and they tried to change it.

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> exact moments you walked out of the theater

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I stood up on the "Han... Solo" line in Solo, but my friends pulled me back in my seat.

Now that I remember it, I was theorizing that he will actually get his "Solo" name in this movie as a nickname, but it will be from some kind of a "I work solo" line. I promised if this happened, I would walk out.
It ended up close.

I shut the film off the second I heard this faggot stealing jokes from cell phone commercials. I believe that was about 2 minutes in

>so uuuuh who talks do first do i talk first do u talk first

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It started so dark too. Kylo froze that laser blast and I thought he was about to ruthlessly execute that dude then... ZANG. All the wind went out of my sails. The movie irredeemably plunged to a sub 1 1/2 star rating simply by having a Marvelquip from an un established character.

The sad thing is that if she was wearing a proper uniform, half of you would be standing behind her despite being the same stupid feminist caharacter. But Rian Johnson went full retard, so there is literally no way to defende this character.

Did you know that this whole village scene was the last thing they shot only a few weeks before the premiere? Kylo is such a pansy in the whole film they made him look badass in this intro and it made zero sense. Also Marvel quips because movies is so bland, you got to keep the kids laughing

So let me get this straight:
- Poe lead a small group of the worst bombers in the galaxy with objectively worst designs possible.
- He pitted a small group of pilots who signed up with consent to die as all soldiers and military do since that's their job.
- He in an X-Wing disabled the point defenses of the Fulminatrix so the bombers could finish it off, and they do.
- He sacrifices a small group of pilots to kill off and i quote:
>53,000 officers
>140,000 enlisted
>22,000 stormtroopers
who are the complement of the Fulminatrix.
- He then gets a shitload of hyperdrive fuel that saves the ass of the Resistance fleet from the wreck.
- It turns out the Fulminatrix was supposed to follow the Resistance fleet as they were tracked on top of that, and rear-end them in the trap that was set up for them, which means Poe also saved the entire movie, according to the Snoke scene afterwards.
- All of it happening based on his correct instinct and strategizing as a military veteran who is obviously overqualified for the shit he is put through.
And Poe is the retard?
The man would get medals of honor out the wazoo in the real world. Who are the retards who think he saved nobody and made a senseless sacrifice when the movie itself justifies him completely as does basic math?

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>Kathleen Kennedy is recorded in many interviews easily searchable on youtube stating that as the executive of Star Wars, it must be lead by Females and Feminism and that she will make sure it has a Feminist touch no matter what
>JJ Abrams creates the first movie which is shallow and mediocre but still devoid of any hard Gender Studies tripe
>Kathleen Kennedy gets buttmad that a Director isn't producing a Gender Studies lecture dressed up as Star Wars and replaces him with new directors
>New directors also disagree with the stupid idea and she fires them too
>Kathleen finally finds a Director who will abide by her wishes and turn Star Wars into a proper Feminist schlock that she wanted - Rian Johnson
>Rian Johnson creates Feminist shlock
>Rian Johnson sabotages the trilogy by closing down as many plot points as possible so a continuation has a hard time not being shit, meanwhile TLJ makes almost 2 times less money than Force Awakens
>Disney goes full mental over Ghostbusters 2016 happening all over again and orders Abrams back
>Abrams can't untie the knots that Rian Johnson the retarded tied and goes full retard trying to appeal to everyone since he has no other choice, while taking punches at Rian Johnson by unraveling his own retarded plot knots in TLJ

>behold
>another trilogy ruined by an SJW bitch being put in charge who is blinded by Gender Studies and two shitty directors one of which is a shallow writer and the other one who is a male feminist yesman

Behold, the bitch who ruined Star Wars and devalued it, in the RollingStone interview.

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Why did she also wear a halo?

The stupid ass bitch is still at it.
Future Director of Soi Wars must have a director with ovaries durrrrrr.
When she came out forming an all-female writing team before the trilogy started, Jar Jar was there to stop her idiocy. She still hasn't given up after all the blowback.
Hopefully Disney gets rid of her asap now that Iger has stepped down and her self-preservationist tactic of whining #metoo and such Amber Heard / Jussie Smoliette tier fake controversy shit ain't gonna work for her anymore with the restructuring of Disney that's now happening.

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Why was Poe blamed for anything? It was general Leia leading this attack. Poe is just one guy in an X-wing. Why did she need Poe to stop the attack? It was her responsibility and those slow bombers can't just turn back and abort the mission, they were doomed anyway. Absolutely nothing in this space battle make any sense whatsoever. But it was written by a nu-male and a bunch of middle aged women.

Kevin Feige isn't much better, didn't he almost quit Marvel because it wasn't racially diverse enough?

the dream died here

Those retarded bombers deserve to be blown up. What retarded dumbfuck designed them and which retarded dumbfuck unironically approved them into the film? That's what i want to know. Anyone who flies this junk is destined to die no matter what when half a TIE figther can mow a group of them, so at least they saw a good Kill Ratio here and were made proper use of.

Same reason why Snoke wore a gold bathrobe and Kylo cosplayed as Vader. Important characters get unique costumes.

>Snoke
>important
Subverted

Because Marvel managed to retain some autonomy and independence and the studio came with veterans who know their lore and fanbase inside out.
LucasFilm was sold empty by George Dumbfuck Lucas with only Kennedy in it who it turns out may be a nepotism case since outside of her name appearing on papers, not a single person in 40 years of Star Wars interviews or who is known to be part of its development throughout decades can think of a single thing that she did for Star Wars that was her own. Her name is just scribbled next to names of people who we do at least have evidence doing shit, as if she'd there to suck off the credit rays.
It's as if George was either fucking her and is the stupidest shit on the planet, didn't know that she's clueless and again stupidest shit on the planet, or he intentionally put her as the only person in LucasFilm to sabotage Disney and has been LARPing all along while laughing his ass off inside.

cause Leia don't have the phone number of every bomber, how could she let them know that they have to go back ?? Duh

Janny permabanned me for CP when I posted the scene of Dern getting fingered by a 13 year old

What is this video from? Who's speaking?

It's Johnson.

But why, specifically, is she dressed like a social justice warrior chaperoning at a high school dance?

>53,000 officers
>140,000 enlisted
>22,000 stormtroopers
Those are 40k numbers of retarded

When it comes to numbers, nothing makes sense in Soi Wars and never did mate. The numbers are official from Star Wars: The Last Jedi: Incredible Cross-Sections.

Not going to lie, they made TFA look pretty good in the trailer. I thought we were getting
>Finn has gradual decline in Stromtrooper interest
>Rey is young and will learn from Han
>Kylo is a ruthless tyrant
what we really got
>Finn switches teams in 5 minutes
>Rey doesn't need any help
>Kylo is a huge pussy

>Q: So you spent a lot of time on the set in bed with a thirteen-year-old kid.

>A: I sure did. Four days in bed with Lukas Haas. And it was an incredible experience to say the least. He's amazing. I mean, the scene is being talked about a great deal, obviously -- it's rather risque to a lot of people. I find it very moving; it's hysterically funny. It's about a boy's discovering this sort of grown woman in his bed and her kind of lamenting over her relationships with men. And they kind of go through this experience together. I'll leave you with that; you'll have to see the film.

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I'm not really sure the resistence was a military organization, or the first order to be honest. Both were para-military at best so dress code is actually meaningless

Out of all the nuwars characters, they really fucked over Finn the hardest. A defecting stormtrooper could have (and should have) been really cool. Instead, we got a guy who spent his entire life indoctrinated into the first order system, switching teams at a moment's notice, and then being demoted to side character "comic" relief.
>also, huge kek for anyone who actually bought any nuwars shit, let alone some Phasma merch

Both are a joke as the film is a joke. Even suspense of belief doesn't work for it because it's upright about how retarded it is and doesn't give the viewer any hand in taking it seriously.

cuz she’s hella strong and independent and doesn’t need to follow any rules

>Rey spends her time dreaming about the stars and space travel
>implying she hasn't ever been off Not Tatooine
>hey I know where this piece of junk spaceship is
>it's the Falcon
>works totally fine
>she could have taken it anytime
>also immediately knows how to make it run better than it's owners of the last 3 decades
>oh yeah, said owners are right above Not Tatooine
>what a coincidence
>oh, Luke's lightsaber that fell into the middle of Bespin is right down the street too at a pawn shop
I was melting in my seat.

same style as this minus the retarded hair

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>also, huge kek for anyone who actually bought any nuwars shit
Nobody did.
The Soi-Trilogy can't even fucking sell to children.
Prequels at least managed to entice a younger generation to succeed the dying fanbase, scam them for toys, and inspired some of the best spin-offs in the Star Wars universe.
This shit however, underage don't give a shit about it so it has no new fanbase to continue its blood anymore, it can't scam kids with toys, and it has inspired nothing save for porn parodies of Rey being double penetrated by Finn and Poe to piss off ReyLo retard who are another representation of the worst that tumblr fanbases have to offer.

>another trilogy ruined

what other trilogy was ruined by SJW?

Trek and Jurassic Park I suppose

Boyega looks at the scripts for TLJ & RoS:
>WOO
>REY
>WOO
>REY
wtf bros

Mon Mothma wasn't a military leader, she was a political figure. Leia is the same - she has the white princess dress when she's acting like a politician, then changes into outfits that make more sense for situations she finds herself in. She doesn't wear that dress on Endor.

Uniforms were invented by the patriarchy.

Politicians arent supposed to wear a uniform, unlike admirals.

Not trilogy per say but Ghostbusters, Chalrie's Angels, Terminator where Dark Fate managed to be even worse than the shit i used to think was the pinnacle of bad that they could make, ruining Marevel now finally with Phase 4 and all the idiocy announced for it, ruined DC, pissed all over Game of Thrones books since Season 2 when i noticed feminist retardation seeping in to change books in retarded manners (and later fucking up Euron's character who is without a doubt probably the pinnacle of what a proper Alexandrian leader is supposed to be in the book, because he would otherwise overshadow their queen roastie), fucked up Ocean's series, i'm too drunk to think further, probably gonna fuck up Lord of the Rings now as well with the TV show.

>The Soi-Trilogy can't even fucking sell to children.
>soi-trilogy
cringe

>she

Oh right.
Star Trek and Doctor Who, two series that used to have palpable female empowerment written by rationalist people instead of retarded Feminists who take a free-bleeding piss all over the very things they stand for and butcher and corrupt with their mental retardation as a religious church.

>per say

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Well yeah, Terminator is more than a trilogy. Pentology before Dark Queef came out?

Well, yeah...Laura Dern is a woman.

She was A CUTE in Blue velvet.

Because its (not)Mon Mothma so she has to wear something distinct from the rest of the rebellion because member Mon Mothma but its the current year so she needs problem hair.

It was gonna awful even if JJ got as much creative freedom as he wanted, just a different flavour of awful

>per say

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JJ did have creative freedom, he filmed Force Awakens at his own studio away from Kathleen's retarded face and brain. If he continued doing his work we would have had a mediocre repeat of Star Trek movies which is still league better than the shit we ended up with with Kennedy deciding to change directors to appease her feminist authoritarianism.

user, I...

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Hey, I'm trying to help you out by understating the size of the franchises they brought down into the shitter. How long would it take you to marathon all of Star Trek?

>Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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It was a part of Rian's weird humiliation fetish, don't ask.

because 5'4" Rian Johnson never went to prom and this was his only chance to tell women what to wear

>1:3 officer/enlisted ratio
An easy tell that no one involved in the writing of this film knows how military things work
>what do you mean good commanders empower their subordinates to act within their intent and seize opportunities that they see?
Another way

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I still find it amazing that grown men seethe this much over a film series made for literal children in order to try and sell toys

>he does the force stasis thing on the blaster laser
>then this happened

went from piquing my interest to cringe quite fast

Don't forget that Poe straight up says "This thing is a fleet killer", giving his choice of finishing it off make more sense. If they already know what this type of ship can do then should do everything in their power to destroy it seeing how their numbers are low enough as they are.

Don't forget that Bob Iger even came in to give some input on ROS. Three different people with different ideas and viewpoints all trying to make a single movie. No wonder ROS was a fucking mess.

I mean, if the military established that the smallest squad unit is 3 people lead by 1 man who is therefore the lowest rank of Officer in the hierarchy, it makes sense. What's the lowest squad count in real militaries? 5 people + Leader? That's 1:5.

>It's as if George was either fucking her
Him and Spieldberg. She was nothing more than a glorified assistant to them. Not sure what movie it was, but Lucas said in an interview he told her she could have anything she wanted and she asked if she could get an executive producer credit on the movie and he said sure.

Sorry, Rian was based as fuck for 180ing all of JJs mystery box bullshit and deliberately sinking a billion dollar franchise

Rian didn't sink shit, Kathleen did, Rian was just the tool. Thank Kathleen for Spacecapeshit Wars being flung into a toilet.

Really? Didn't know that.

I only watch cam rips of nu-movies so it's all funny to me
Why everything needs to be ADHD spaghetti now is the real mystery

>Next films will be in the High Republic era
>Already stated this is only 200 years before the clone wars
>Events from 200 years ago can still have rippling effects
>They cannot do anything serious because it SHOULD have an effect 200 years later
>We still have people in the Southern US that have nostalgia for the Confederates and think their side fought for states rights and not just to keep slaves
>This was less than 200 years ago
>200 years ago Napoleon was defeated but not after he dismantled the Holy Roman Empire
>This dismantling lead to the creation of the German Empire and whose interactions with the other nations would lead to WW1, 99 years after Napoleon's defeat
>We still talk about WW1 and it's effects that lead to WW2 a couple decades after which had even bigger impacts we still feel today

These people are stupid as fuck. Set this shit like 500 years in the past to at least give some breathing room for events to happen and their effects to ease off. I'm not a history buff, but even I know things take time to fade from the public conscious. And when you're talking about events that effect regions of space and billions of lives on millions of worlds, that shit can last a long time to some cultures.

Abrams mentioned it either in an interview or Tweet. Basically he wanted to move some of the blame off him since everyone was pinning all the problems with ROS on him.

>I use my hair to express myself
that sounds really boring

Why do they make EVERY character a General?

Based and Rickypilled

I use my hair to express myself

Because Rian has Asperger's

As usual I'll repeat:

[SUCCESSFUL] BUSINESS
>employ married people
>employ conservative men and women
>employ centrist men and women
>employ libertarian men and women

[FUCKED] BUSINESS
>employ feminists
>employ far-left or far-right single people
>employ retards with "open" relationships aka cuckazoids

You can safely regard this as an absolute. The exceptions to the rules are so negligible that it's worth it to completely ignore them when it comes to maintaining profitability.

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>NOOO YOU CAN'T CARE ABOUT THINGS OUTSIDE YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC
>YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO LIKE MANLY THINGS MADE FOR MANLY MEN LIKE ME

I still find it amazing how a film allegedly made for children to sell toys hasn't managed to attract any children or sell any toys to them as it keeps falling into the septic tank. BASED

>>employ far-left or ****far-right**** single people
Who does this?

65 million Trump voters of whom many naturally have businesses?

Not everyone who has a subordinate is an officer retard.

Yet everyone who leads a squad is defined as an officer.

Wrong

I hope you're joking because even cheap ass radios on amazon allow you to communicate with more than one person at once.

Hot

You retarded mate?
Corporals are the first Officer Rank and they bear the same responsibility of Specialists of leading a team, except Corporals are team leaders in official capacity while Specialists are a grey area for political reasons, yet it doesn't change that both the NATO and US classifications treat them interchangeably.

I still find it amazing that people seem to think that it's okay to dump any old garbage on child audiences.

>We still have people in the Southern US that have nostalgia for the Confederates
Movies like this wouldn't be getting made if the South won.

This never happened in the OT.
>Vader's black armour
Life support.
>The Emperor's robes
He's the emperor
>Boba Fett's Mandalorian armour
He's a mercenary, he can equip himself as he sees fit.

This shit started in the Prequels with Anakin's special bad boy leather Jedi kit, prove me wrong.

The US does not count corperals as an officer. Corperals are highly paid janitors. Theres a reason there is a distinction between officer and enlisted.

Apparently the technology for their bombers got worse between the OT and the ST because they couldn't just use a y-wing.

The US considers them officer enough to fucking label them as such and apply military law as if applied to an enlisted officer, so leave whatever butthurt that instills upon your own philosophy on how military should operate and classify at the door, the official law and classification is final.

Symbolic gentile foreskin harikiri (EU Luke's wife stand-in with that hair). Many such cases.
>Mark Hamel -- Mer-Camel (Baphomet) -- drinks 'green milk' (green, like his lightsaber. It's cum.)
>Ben Swolo killing The Father on a cross(-hilted flaming sword), cast into the abyss.

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>enlisted officer
Enlisted are not officers.

They are when they are treated as such by military law and doctrine.

reminder that there are TLJ fanboys who think the "subverting expectations" thing is just a meme even though there are hundreds of recording interviews with Rian saying this exact line over and over again

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That makes her neck look super long

Which they arent

The UCMJ is littered with different rules for officers and enlisted, see article 15.

Which they are as in the cases of mercs or cooperation between two independent militaries with an alliance in the field where circumstances may demand so based on command oversight.

Because her soul is free...and retarded

JJ had creative freedom but isn't a very creative man when playing in someone else's world.

Pretty much nobody was since somehow nobody thought to go through the list of hundreds of veteran Star Wars writers that have come into existence in the past 40 years and pick those with the most experience and best rated and applauded Star Wars works who know its lore inside out to write the movies, as opposed to random retards whose only qualifications are reading harry Potter and 50 Shades of Grey and writing fanfics on Tumblr and DeviantArt.

5 people, 1 of whom is an NCO who reports to a higher NCO who reports to an even higher NCO who reports to an officer, the lowest ranking of which commands a platoon of around 30-40.

It can based on [nebulous bullshit conditions]
Paygrades are enlisted and officer sanctioned. Specific situational authority does not change rank.

500 years isn't long enough for breathing room when Yoda's been alive for 900 at ROTJ and Maz Kanata has been around even longer.

redpilled

>5 people, 1 of whom is an NCO who reports to a higher NCO who reports to an even higher NCO who reports to an officer
who reports to a higher officer, who reports to a higher officer, who reports to a higher officer, etc.

The point is that the ratio of enlisted to officer in the only real Army in the world at the lowest level of officer (platoon leader, 1LT rank) is 30+:1, not 5:1.

>Maz Kanata
user, we promised not to talk about orange Yoda

>per say

*le tip*

True, so I guess to put the nail in the '500 years back is breathing room''s idea's coffin: Jabba was 600 by ROTJ, so even he's still around 500 years back. You have to literally jump back 1000 years before you actually get enough breathing room in SW to avoid harvesting memberberries.

Why do you Americans leave a tip at birth?

Its only polite

because the movie is fucking stupid

got any more brilliant questions OP?

The scene is written by female writers as a subversion of last stand/ desperate charge against insurmountable odds movies because those women don’t understand why men like those movies.

Fucking civilians.

Civilian cave dwellers whooping the ass of one of the most circumcised militaries in the world.

Terror cells

>>JJ Abrams creates the first movie which is shallow and mediocre but still devoid of any hard Gender Studies tripe
The Force Awakens is one of the most blatantly female supremacist movies ever made, you're blind if you didn't notice it