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That's the joke.

They all laughed at me when I moved to Madagascar, but who's laughing now?

SARS, Bird flu, Swine Flu (I think I even got this one with a few of my friends in highschool. felt shite but hey boomers died, sounds good). World moved on.

Do we have a Corona-chan yet?

Coronavirus doesn't exist, you absolute retards. Try to think for yourself instead of consuming Jewish media. Fucking idiots.

And that would be a good thing.

Is it time to start stocking up on food and supplies? I’m in the UK.

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>they all coughed at me when I moved to Madagascar, who's coughing now

Ftfy

The antichrist has appeared so it might be the end of times

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It's always good to prepare, but I keep thinking that no matter how much I stock up, it's not going to be enough to last.

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You have nothing to worry about unless you're a boomer or an aids homo

If society breaks down you have to worry about food stocks and competing with other humans as well

>get a cold
>"Welp, better drown it in antibiotics!"

Dude 20 years old healthy ppl are dying too, that virus spares no one.

I don't live in the city so I'll be fine.

You're 100% self-sufficient?

What is 2%? The expected number of people to be infected before it dies down?

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Well yeah the flu can kill anyone, nobody is immune, but figures already show that it's killing more elderly and those with existing health conditions, though Corona does have a much higher fatality rate overall and there seems to be cases where it reappears after recovery.

Dude its just a worse flu, not the zombie apocalypse.

mfw from Slovenia :D

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2% is the damage control death number. The actual death number is much higher.

Finally all my years studying zombie outbreak movies will come to fruition. And now these sheep come to me for protection? I don't think so. *cocks super soaker*

prove it

Prove you are not gay.

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I fucked your mom last nite

So that's the rate of death of those who are infected? If you catch the virus, you have a 2% chance to die?

Spanish Flu was able to knock out whole battalions to the point that we had god damn dead body chariots. If Covid19 was so bad we would see the same thing.
Spanish Flu killed hundreds every day, Covid has barely even killed 50 in Europe in one month.
Face it. It's nothing.

Youre certified gay my dude. No straight man would touch her. Hell my dad turned gay cause of her.

All it takes is one little thing and people start panicking
>fake news article comes out in Japan that there’s going to be a shortage of toilet paper due to Corona virus (completely untrue)
>people start panicking and buy up all the toilet paper
>”shit even though I know it’s fake news I better buy as much toilet paper as I can before others buy it up” mentality sets in

It’s always been other people you have to worry about. Just wait until some shit comes out that food production is going to be effected

>or an aids homo

youtube.com/watch?v=dTYNwwPQH4k

Imagine if someone, say, started a panic on purpose to incite societal collapse so that they could take advantage of the weakened state to attack :^)

You need to take into consideration existing containment methods that did not exist back in the early 20th century. Then you have the modern medicines that are assisting in patient recovery. All it takes is for health systems and containment to fail, then you have spanish flu all over again, but with a larger population.

yes, so far 2% of infected patients have died

>well known natural phenomenon
>wow it's just like jewtales part 2!

no, you need to take age and medical history into account as well.

Hello happening fag. Why haven't you killed yourself already? Why wait for a global extinction event? Too much of a pussy you can't do it unless everyone else dies too? do it.

This flu is completely different, people are walking on the street and dropping like flies, there was a couple of videos from China and I saw new ones from Iran on twitter. People walking and they just die of heart failure

Reality? No
It's only killed young children or immunocompromised adults or the elderly. If you're between the ages of 5 and 60 you're honestly fine unless you already have an existing respiratory condition/infection

Just drink fluids, stay inside, sleep as much as you can, and only go to the hospital if you're having severe breathing problems

Tranny shill slide thread meant to bring down Trump so we can go back to globohomo under Bernie.

Dilate you fucking nigger faggots.

Yes but that's just an average based off of simple stats
Like said, your age and overall health change that percentage
Most healthy young people like us are fine

There are plenty of cases with seemingly healthy individuals dying.

I was trying to say the flu spares nobody as well, and yes I understand Corona is much more lethal than flu.

jewtales, ooooooo, i hate fuckin michel obama

/pol/ is losing their grip on sanity atm

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Also of note, no one back then washed their fucking hands. So of course it killed more people. That's why China has been so bad, because they don't fucking wash their hands and they're so densely packed it's easier to get the virus than not.

>You have no understanding
Right back at you buddy.
Now go back to your fucking containment board you dumb schizo.
It's Yea Forums not /schizo ramblings about something I saw on the news/

>18,300 infected in Iran
the plan is working I see

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>humans dying is bad

That's why I haven't been on since the 25th of January, it's just fearmongering and I can't deal with it.

>just wash your hands brah

Le trumpity trump evil boo hoo my cunt hurts.

2% on average. If you're between 15-50 with no medical issues then your chance of dying is basically non-existent. No different than the flu.

The flip side of this is that the elderly and people with breathing/circulation problems are dying at a much higher rate that is almost completely unprecedented for an illness that spreads this easily.

>virus hits high population areas the hardest
>Cities are mostly nonwhites and liberals

And this is supposed to be a bad thing?

There's a few dozen people outside of China who have died, they are all old and would have died of something completely un-newsworthy anyway.
Lightning killed 6000 people last year. Fucking lightning. Are you this scared of lightning you massive pussy?

it's 1500

I would much rather die in a nuclear inferno than Corona, I hope that is still on the cards

Yeah, that makes sense. Statistically, 2% of people have died, but if your fit, young and healthy the odds of you dying are a lot slimmer than that.

yes, proper hygiene is a good way to stay healthy.

>black plague originated from rats carrying diseases moving to Europe through trading ships

What's with Chinocks always causing catastrophic epidemics across the world?

1 BILLION CHINAMEN VS 1 ANGRY BAT

Bat soup is traditional Chinese cuisine. They've been eating it for thousands of years, so shit like this has probably been happening for that long as well.

No health regulations.

Slide thread. Fuck fearmongering and FUCK trannies. Impeachment didn't work so now they're literally rooting for people to die.

Sage.

Just like swine flu, which in fact killed a lot more healthy young people at the beginning than this thing has. Ask me how I know you are a zoomer.

thanks for the gold kind stranger!

edit: omg this blew up!

edit 2: im literally in tears right now! free boops for everyone!

So what is the truth behind reports in late January that the virus was found to have HIV insertions?

It's lower than 2% as all cases of sick people are never going to be reported or discovered.

>calculating death rate from people dead out of total cases and not people dead out of people recovered

>being a retarded pol zoomer

not this shit again. go away

THIS BAT IS RAW!!

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>calculating mortality rate as deaths / total cases instead of total cases / deaths

They'll go so far to hide the truth. Its disgusting.

The 2% number is worthless. On one hand countries like China and Iran are surely falsifying numbers, and on the other hand the 2% doesn't account for cases that have not been reported or detected.

@130192018
@130191824
based schizophrenic

Why would Iran lie?

What does swine flu have to do with it? You said "only", which is not true.

youtube.com/watch?v=-FW9Sqxb-4o

based

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They aren't lying, there is just a shit ton of more infected than they can or are willing to test.

Did you miss last month where they denied shooting down a plane until video of it being hit by a missile came out? And even then it still took them three days to admit it.

Tourism is important to them. Plus the regime is already under pressure as it is and don't want people to have something else to complain about.

Just like nigs think its a good idea to eat raw monkey meat.

>You said "only"
I'm not that user, zoomer.

>What does swine flu have to do with it?
The fact that you think healthy young people dying from any flu is something extra-ordinary that is special to the corona outbreak.

iran is about to learn biology the hard way. they said they werent gonna implement quarantine

>2% is ridiculous
The World population is 8 billion, my man. 2% isn't enough.

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who cares?

it's just like a flu. if you're old or a baby it might be bad but it's not exactly the black death.

Not enough for Bill Gates anyway, but this pandemic should satisfy him for a while.

>dude the coronavirus is going to kill everyone! just trust me I've seen videos from China that totally aren't a psyop! sell all your stocks and buy funkopops instead so Bernie can be President

D-I-L-A-T-E

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It's not but that guy said "only" old people and young people are "honestly fine". Stop sperging out over your hate of zoomers or whatever.

yes those famously socialist /pol/tard bernie bros spamming other boards with videos of people shaking in china saying it's a bio weapon.

Trump said it's fine and under control. Believe him you tranny.

So how much people do you think will die by the time we will be able to effectively fight coronavirus?

Will it come close to 1 million or actually explode into ~100 mln territory?

Its Shareblue falseflagging as Trump supporters to get retards like you to buy in to the fear and tank the market.

Sage

>It's not
Thanks for raping the English language with your zoomerics.

>young people are "honestly fine"
Which they are. Statistical outliers are a thing you know. You'll learn about it in your next years math class. Till then, zoom zoom.

the majority of deaths are in China so it depends of how dumb they are

>Trump said it's fine and under control. Believe him

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at least over 6 GORRILLION

It really is annuduh shoah then

Take your meds friend.

Depends on what happens during the summer. The disease should have a much harder time spreading. Could still theoretically die out entirely on its own like SARS did.

If it comes back next winter you'll see above 1mil deaths easily. The swine flu epidemic from 2009 that everyone thought was bullshit ended up killing 250,000 more people than a regular flu would have. This is significantly worse.

Stay in school, zoomer.

cope.

>On 25 February, the 16th, and also final case up for now, was released from the hospital after being tested negative from the COVID-19, temporarily made Vietnam cleared from COVID-19 outbreak.[26] However, quarantine measures continue to be imposed until further notice.
it ain't me

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>If it comes back next winter
By then they anticipate on having a vaccine, but that will probably be what kills us in the long haul.