Why should I sit? I’m a warrior. I defeated the Mountain in the field, driving him out of the Riverlands and saving my people. I spent years in a dark dungeon, and know how people have suffered. Yet I was merciful and took no vengeance upon the surviving Frey ladies, for they had no hand in my family’s murder. As the Riverlands is healing from this terrible conflict, I want Westeros to heal. I want to make seven peaceful, prosperous Kingdoms for my son to grow up in. I would be a strong, humble, and just King. For my family. As my duty. On my honor.
>everyone applauds >Lord Royce leans over to Lord Arryn Now that’s a man I wouldn’t mind bending my knee to!
If they had made Radmure king, I would have forgiven everything else.
Levi Cook
>they had no hand in my family’s murder. logically they would have
Ryan Roberts
Never forget that arya killed people, butchered them and baked them into a pie that had a crisp flaky crust. Meaning she didn't just slap this together she practiced making pies and crusts to make sure it was good enough for a lord to eat.
Arya is the one who should have been put down for being mad.
Kevin Cruz
A VETERAN OF TWO WARS!
Lucas Ward
Daenarys got dabbed ON, if that helps
Wyatt Adams
Sit the fuck down, uncle.
Caleb Cruz
And this literal american psycho tier action was played off as a yass kween slay moment instead of a sadistic and evil act by a deranged lunatic
Jackson Fisher
As a psycho who only lives for revenge, Arya is the perfect character to answer the question that's been on everyone's mind for 8 seasons: What's west of Westeros?
Xavier Morales
Cool, is this the incel thread?
Xavier Barnes
Quiet, wench. You ugly wench. Used Bolton whore. I'm a veteran of two wars. TWO wars. I was trying to save my own people from the war your imbecile family dragged us into while you were getting hollowed out by a traitor's bastard.
It should be considered a privilege that they even deign you to sit on this council, to taint it with the foul miasma that emanates from between your legs. And you tell me to sit? Say it again. By my name, Edmure Tully, Lord of Riverrun and Lord Paramount of the Trident, I swear to separate your head from that whore body if you tell me to sit once again.
That's cool but it would be out of character, he's supposed to be a weak retard
Dylan Nelson
Is this the new jonah hill insulted by french tv host meme? edmure was in fact an incompetent shithead who disobeyed orders. the best ruler for westeros would be royce
Josiah Gomez
You're a white male!
Daniel Lewis
Didn't she betray her father because she was wet for Joffrey?
Parker Wilson
also betrayed her brother twice by not telling him about littlefinger's army and by telling tyrion jon is a targ after jon swore her not tell in the godswood
Colton Ramirez
SANSA IS SO SMART SEE HOW SHE IS A SNARKY CUNT TO EVERYONE THIS IS HOW SMART PEOPLE BEHAVE.
Brody Richardson
Did a girl bully you?
Chase Rogers
if anything he was at first naive and shortsighted but ultimately was a true, noble, and brave Lord
Grayson Adams
I don't even remember, but did the debt to the Iron Bank got ever brought back up?
Aaron Allen
he wasn't supposed to be a weakretard, that was just flanderization
Joseph Gomez
>Daenerys's empire seems to be booming since you took over, must be hellish trying to shoot dragons out of the sky, I would imagine.
>Why should I sit? I’m a warrior. I defeated the Mountain in the field, driving him out of the Riverlands and saving my people. >I spent years in a dark dungeon, and know how people have suffered. Yet I was merciful and took no vengeance upon the surviving Frey ladies, for they had no hand in my family’s murder. >As the Riverlands is healing from this terrible conflict, I want Westeros to heal. I want to make seven peaceful, prosperous Kingdoms for my son to grow up in. >I would be a strong, humble, and just King. >For my family. As my duty. On my honor.
Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel and Loras are relentlessly handsome.
Xavier Morgan
Robin is also relentlessly handsome.
Andrew Fisher
He was actually a stronger leader in the book.
Benjamin Allen
>edmure was in fact an incompetent shithead who disobeyed orders. the best ruler for westeros would be royce Rob is retarded armchair general, he didn't tell Edmure his plan, but acted to defend Riverlands, he defeated Tywin with half of his numbers and inflected heavy casualties on Lannisters. Fuck Rob, fords offer great defensive advantage, not using that would have been foolish, and Tywin is absolutely dangerous when fighting on even ground, so if he had been allowed the ford he likely wouldn't have been stopped.
Dear, niece, let me ask you of this, what did you do during the war? Other than performing mariticide?
Joshua Cooper
>2013 >wonder how they will accomplish the beautiful vengeance over house frey >2017 >it's all resolved in a 5 minutes "yas kween" scene for Arya >nothing more is known about the freys >no house talks about them and/or any plan about avenging the Starks
Kevin Murphy
Does anyone else think they purposely tried to ruin the show? None of the decisions made any fucking sense. Even the tumblr retards who only care about epic deep quotes didn't like it.
Dude loves dressing up in old timey clothes, fair play to him.
Anthony Wood
that day of the final episode was so fun I've never seen Yea Forums get BTFO that hard, though I avoided TLJ threads(didn't see that piece of shit until weeks after it came out)
Alexander Ward
I wish :(
Ethan Nelson
Has he said so in an interview? Perhaps he just type cast and can't find other jobs?
Dylan Cox
He never got the order to let the mountain pass. Rob didn't tell him shit, blame him.
Jaxson Long
IIRC it was different in the books right? Robb told him but Edmure said fuck it?
Anyone else catch that line in The Terror where he talks about feeling like Julius Caesar crossing the Rubicon? They totally gave him that line in reference to his role in Rome.
Levi Wright
iirc he did an interview with Jared Harris for The Terror and the interviewer brought up that they're both in lots of costume dramas and he joked that he has an 'old fashioned face' or something. It's not even that he's 'type-cast' per se, he can play a range of different types of people (he plays two completely different guys in Outlander alone), he just seems allergic to the 21st century, kek.
William Cooper
He also dressed up as a Roman when the guys have their big party before leaving the ships behind.
Robert Gonzalez
Yeah we're told that but it doesn't gel with what he goes through off screen
Joshua Hill
ummm..no? because she did it the based way, unlike that crazy dragonfemcel
He literally DID BTFO the Mountain at the Ford. Who else has kicked the shit out of Gregor Clegane and lived?
Christian Rogers
Hard not to think about seeing as the guy who played Caesar was also in The Terror.
Jack Cooper
Have they recut the final season yet
Jaxon Bailey
reminder that it didn't happen in the show
edmure and the riverlands don't even appear until season 3
robb is the romantic freedomfighting king of the north, not the king of riverlands, until suffenly in season 3 he is. I do not get how people were just ok with this shit, ok with house tully being non-existent until they were needed for red wedding. game of thrones has illogical shit and inconsistencies already in season 2 and 3
They left to go help relieve Kings Landing the army, it was mentioned in the book the Lannister army turned South East which is the direction of Kings Landing. Honestly this battle does not make a lot of sense, Twyin knew Stannis was on his way to Kings Landing and he didnt know Tyrion and Littlefinger had organized the Tyrell alliance. So as far as he knew he was leaving Kings Landing to its fate if they had forced a crossing. Like I get he has got to defend his home but he must have known Robb didnt have the men to take casterly rock.
William Thompson
let me get this straight
Yea Forums likes stannis because he is the autist self insert
Yea Forums likes littlefinger because he is the pedo self insert
Yea Forums likes dany because she is the incel rage self insert + fat ass
Yea Forums likes edmure because...?
Austin Young
Why would they stand outside the wall!?
Joshua Sanders
Because the final season was really really bad. And the showrunners are basically telling us that Edmure sucks so therefore he must be awesome.
Brayden Scott
He's rad
Charles Ramirez
no, it makes all the sense
robb went to pillage lannister land so tywin had no choice to go there because muh family legacy and honor. but he got BTFO on the way by edmure, who had no idea that robb wanted tywin to go there for revenge, so tywin turned to king's landing to fight stannis instead
Noah Gonzalez
>reminder that it didn't happen in the show Edmure did beat the Mountain in the show under slightly different circumstances from the books. See the Stone Mill scene.
>I do not get how people were just ok with this shit, ok with house tully being non-existent until they were needed for red wedding Nothing wrong with saving supporting characters for later when they're needed. That's neither illogical or inconsistent, it's simply condensed storytelling. Although the show could have made it clear that the Riverlands was a part of Robb's Kingdom earlier than Season 3.
Evan Morgan
>they didn't regularly bathe back then >don't think they had toilet paper either GOD I want those two to sit on my face so bad!
Ayden Peterson
From memory the show made it out the battle was about the Stone Mill rather than just the location of the fight.
Kayden Robinson
Why world build when we can have Oona Chaplin's fat arse instead?
Liam Sullivan
Why would you put your trebuchets outside the wall? Why would you stand watching your commander slaughter thousands of his own men and then go join the pile when he tells you too?
Carter Lee
reminder that arya is described as especially nasty girl
Quiet, guy. You big guy. Mercenary Masked man. I'm CIA. CIA. I was trying to file a flight plan for the plane your imbecile hired guns crashed with no survivors while you were getting captured according to your master plan.
In the book Edmure fails to hit his fathers funeral pyre with the arrow. Everyone is sympathetic with him the blackfish even saying its no shame Hoster failed to hit his father as well. Contrast in the show he is portaryed as bumbling at it rather than a man just deeply effected by greif with Blackfish snaching away the bow and hitting it. Why the fuck cant tv do nuanced characters. People are either just complete fuck ups or genius. No room for average people.
because they skipped edmure, blackfish, riverrun and entire riverlands where most of the war happens in season 1 and 2 but now red wedding (the biggest expect you didn't see that comin huh) was coming and they needed them. so they had to introduce edmure in a way so normals could easily remember him, hence why they made him spectacularly stupid
Remember that this guy has gained control over Dorne somehow and gets a say in who the new king is and he's basically just an extra that doesn't even have a name.
Yes, things were changed but the major details are the same: Robb doesn't tell Edmure his plan, the Mountain is in the Riverlands, Edmure rides out and drives him out of the Riverlands, Edmure is publicly lauded (deleted extended scene) and then privately chastised by Robb.
Edmure was perhaps the most stereotypically Chad character (in a good way) in the books
Adam Bell
No Robb has to congratulate him in front of everyone then behind closed doors he berates him for not following a plan he knew nothing about.
Colton Cruz
Has the Stark ladys ever gotten the BBC?
Blake Smith
Is that darting sensation Nathan Aspinall?
James Martin
What's to forgive? Ending the show in the most based way possible?
Mason Anderson
>Ramsay lets anybody in the area have a go on Sansa >Arya is cunny in a foreign land surrounded by people who can change appearance at will There's nothing that they haven't had.
Isaac Williams
he's probably a Yronwood I have no fucking idea
Luke Cruz
>reddit spacing You have to go back failed normalfag.
Gabriel Russell
Go back 2 reddit
Dominic Torres
He's a Martell; they just shat out another one for the sake of it. The actor said he was Doran and Oberyn's previously unheard of younger brother.
Noah Ramirez
He's absolutely amazing in Outlander. Also there's this from somewhere.
Outlander is the female id unleashed combined with some goofy fun characters and some absolute historical kinography. It's very good when it's good but its a mixed bag overall.
Angel Cook
it's the ultimate female power fantasy. honestly, only women and homosexuals enjoy it past episode 8
Nigga it’s a bodice ripper with a few nuggets of history.
Joseph Green
Uncle, have sex.
John Richardson
No, it's still retarded. If Tywin hadn't been driven, Stannis would have taken King's Landing, murdered Cersei, Joffrey, Tommen and Tyrion. Leaving, Tywin no other choice but to retreat back Western Lands, make peace with Robb, and marry Margery and form Rock-Reach kingdom. Which would be interesting...
>not cooming to Bran telling Sansa he witnessed her rape NGMI
Kevin Morales
*sigh* somehow dorne has returned
Josiah Allen
>Oscar Bait, the line
>Arya is the one who should have been put down for being mad. Imagine if she took Jaime's face (and that was why and how 'He' declines Brienne's imploring to stay, NO sex). Imagine she turns on Jon for being a pussy-whipped bitch selling out the North and his birthright for Dragontits (takes Cesei's face), with all the inside knowledge of their army. Baits dragon holocaust, makes Danerys' rule untenable. Escapes to Lannisport like Hitler to Argentina. Surprise bitch, no one is taking your raping mongol horde's or fire lizarding shit. Glorious combined land and sea battle off of the Iron Islands, a Lannister Stalingrad. End run around All Seeing Bran, whom can't distinguish between skinsuit versions. Cornered (or dead, by muh Kween after), Jon then has cause for uncucking himself regardless of what Arya may or may not have done in Cersei-skin.
Jonathan Taylor
But Tywin doesnt know that he thinks Stannis is still at Storms End its only after the first battle with Edmure does he learn where Stannis is and the alliance Littlefinger made with the Tyrells.
I remember I just HAD to google this prostitute after the episode (maybe even before it finished). it was a shame because there wasn't much material, but I whipped cream that evening like no other. she's so fine.
Lincoln Smith
how does a woman stay dry after doing a scene like that? and how does a man not get a boner if a woman like that sits on his lap? also, anybody got the webm?
Owen Perez
>they put a guy on the throne with a broken back >he can't have kids Good plan fucking morons
Jace Rogers
your dick can still work if your legs and back are broken right? I've seen documentarys on efukt about retard vegetables having sex with the help of machines
Jeremiah Bailey
he's paralyzed from the waist-down also there are no such machines in Westeros
>regardless of what Arya may or may not have done in Cersei-skin. How about we just skip all of what you said and have arya fucking jon while she is wearing a cersei mask.
Joseph James
unironically better than any book boomers insist is a "classic" >inb4 b-but grrm wrote some silly sex scenes
Remember when he was introduced as a cartoon villain sociopath then magically becomes a good boy just because he is so handsome he became a fan favorite
i know that NoFap is working because this photo is getting me pp hard
Jace Jenkins
>bad villain whilst blonde >becomes goodboi and hair becomes dark brown really makes u dink
Oliver Martin
>Like I get he has got to defend his home but he must have known Robb didnt have the men to take casterly rock. In the show Tywin says Casterly Rock was always hard to defend, and the gold mines are exhausted anyway. He plans to move the family seat to King's Landing.
>cersei's relationship with jaime wasn't a unique thing >she was just really into fucking family
Camden Diaz
It's weird. It's got tits, frequent rape, gore and bad language but it also feels like it's marketed for 50 year old women. I'm currently on season 3 and still can't really tell if I like it, the main chick is a great actress though (i'd never even heard of her before) and Tobias is great in it too.
Carson Hill
You know "groom of the stool" was actually a real position, and highly respected one.
Robert Rodriguez
I know it ended in disaster but I want to go back bros And I never can Watching the earlier seasons would just be depressing now I used to rewatch once a year. No I never thought the show was perfect but it was damn enjoyable I want to go back
Sebastian Gonzalez
I never got why incest was so offensive or makes people made. Like, it's literally the same logic as gays - they are both adults who consent, why the fuck do you care? Because it's "unnatural"? lol.. like people say about fags? Seriously I don't get it. I don't have a sister though. Because it produces fucked up babies? So what, is it fine if they use protection then? Gays don't make babies, are they not okay? I just never got why people find incest so offensive and get so upset about it and act like it's so immoral when it has the exact same logic as fags that people will defend (I don't care either). Literally consenting adults just having fun
Jace Johnson
>Arya is perpetuating Colonialist thought by seeking out new lands to settle and forcibly convert
Brody Bailey
best Yea Forums post of the day
Hunter Campbell
there is no argument against this other than muh morals. but if you support gay marriage and gay sex then you have literally zero moral reasons to not approve consensual incest.
Christian Reyes
What even is the moral argument though? Like I actually don't get it, I'm not playing stupid, I never got why people get SO mad about it. Like even if I make it, what if I fucked me mum. Well personally, I don't want too, I wouldn't like it. But suppose me and my mom both consented. What is the moral argument against it? So what if we had fun? It's literally hurting no one.
Sebastian Green
Please just end your life, you shitpost
Levi Jones
muh god doesn't want you to have sex wiht you mum
Christian Gray
imagine how much smells a nose like that can smell
Brayden Reed
>Gays don't make babies, are they not okay? No, they are definitely not okay
Matthew Ramirez
Because the show is written by morons, for morons. I'm shocked people actually got half a brain and rightfully trashed this fucking mess of a show, of course all for the wrong reasons, but small victories.
Jacob Mitchell
Can't shoot an arrow decently, how's he gonna be king? Wait Bran can't either. A pattern forms.
Cameron Jones
She was an anal only type of gal.
Connor Brown
>it has the exact same logic as fags Hardly. Attraction between the sexes is natural in almost any context. Attraction to the same sex is evidence of deep psychological dysfunction. It's an evolutionary aberration.
Josiah Lewis
Most relationships end and you don't want to see that person anymore. If you did that with your family you would be a fucking idiot. Normalizing that would be terrible for society.
I guess, but that's like a practical concern that's of issue to the consenting people, it doesn't really justify the anger that people have towards incest without really thinking about it I'm not even really defending incest, I just don't get the distinction normies make between fags and incest. The logic that applies to fags applies to incest. I don't get why normies get so mad about it. Personally I don't care about either, if both people are capable of and choose to consent, I don't really care Which is what normies say they believe, but then they REEEEEEEEEEEE over incest
Owen Lee
what the fuck is wrong with you you'd recognize twilight is pulp trash but think YOUR pulp trash is better than the classics
Bentley Hernandez
Same
Noah Cox
>budget increases >number of producers increases >costumes and sets and props get noticeably worse Really makes one ponder.
Matthew Perez
What would it have even mattered? They would have been burned instantly
Charles Bell
any cunt in westeros could bake a pie or get a pie lid in a middle ages kitchen from some cunt kitchen wench, did I say cunt? CUNT now where's my cunny?
>It should be considered a privilege that they even deign you to sit on this council, to taint it with the foul miasma that emanates from between your legs. And you tell me to sit? Say it again. By my name, Edmure Tully, Lord of Riverrun and Lord Paramount of the Trident, I swear to separate your head from that whore body if you tell me to sit once again.
I could go on but you all get the point. Holy fuck Reddit is cancer. These sois are just sad nobody posted their daily Obama or singing cat meme or whatever
