WHOOOOOAAAAA SWEET CHILD O' MINE

RUNNING IN THE 90'S

God, I fucking hate Sucker Punch
youtube.com/watch?v=K8-uhmgGBF0

>He is going too fast, does he not know this road?
>Nani! KINDERGARTEN DORIFTO!?

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ROLLING
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRT
youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg

>irrationally multi-culti bunch of children all happen to be at the same spot in the middle of nowhere for whatever reason
>all bunched up staring aimlessly at a bush-fence
>car driven by YOU'RE A FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>suddenly properls itself at mach10 doing barrel rolls at absolute parallel direction to the kids
>since 2000, speeding has killed a classroom of our children

So like, 2 kids per year ONLY?
Motherfucker where's this multicultural child heaven I've never heard of? Got to go there and start a family stat!

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>bush-fence
Do they not have hedges where you're from or something?

Why are you so obsessed with race?

More like
youtube.com/watch?v=ZHu2HqihnsM

>the second and a half inside the car at 0:43

Was this supposed to be hilarious?

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Not really Yea Forums but it fits.
youtube.com/watch?v=9YetHMnhnhM

>yep, that's me
>in about two seconds I'm gonna get smeared across the ground by a vauxhall astra
>but let's rewind a bit

>AAAA-

THIS

on every fucking movie trailer

The Irish RSA is a literal joke
youtu.be/Ws-iNxoHsRc
The guards garner no respect because it turned out they were falsifying Breathilizer tests for a long time as well not justifying their own existence crime being so low. interacting with a criminal is just the same as talking to a guard but one can put you in prison or even worse trap you on this shithole.

>Nu-rrasic Park
>Using the classic jurassic park theme song, but slower, and hauntingier

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AAAAAAAA-

seaeme on yuu

DAAAAAAHH-

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>not posting the kino version
youtube.com/watch?v=Lk_BB_z6TRw

obsessed

muslim dont even do that though

Goddamn

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typical kids today, just lying around
youtube.com/watch?v=HeUX6LABCEA

Does anyone have the Ace Ventura edit?

does stuff like this ever happen in real life?

Which ad is better, the class of dead kids or that one time UNICEF bombed the Smurf village?

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youtube.com/watch?v=p09aBd1smuk

WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION

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imagine being this person

This is your brain on /pol/

>AA-

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That's disgusting

TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GO

Here in NZ our road safety peeps went all Canadian for a bit and did a series of ads where the protags apologise to one another.

youtube.com/watch?v=B2rFTbvwteo

that's actually pretty good

Nice

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This was ok

>"looks like the kids we were in charge of have been squashed by that car."
>"oh well, what ya gonna do? Are you going down the pub later?"
Those teachers seriously couldn't give less of a fuck.

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youtu.be/YiDTAcBv9dE

I.CAN'T.TAKE.MY.EYES.OFF.YOU

the nasheed version was way better

The new Fast And The Furious looks pretty dark

>tfw you almost had him

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What was this expression meant to convey?

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Chewed 5 Gum

>*record scratch*
>Yup, that's me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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how do you even fuck up this badly?
also i like how the murderer who cant drive is obviously not irish

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I am too stoned for this chicanery. Ambien Walrus take me away!

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youtu.be/okFssjLAGlg

He crossed the border for one day and this is what happens

Made Jim Norton laugh so hard he got a headache.

It'd be funnier if it cut straight into Top Gear

Didn't this happen last week in Germany?

>creep in opera like version sung by a kid

Why I can't stop laughing reading this thread?

Can't decide if this was based or KINO

Why was he smiling?

The way it cuts off kills me every time

>creepy children's song sung creepily
youtube.com/watch?v=jRXQsQKGqIU

Well I guess.

Someone tell me there's a eurobeat version of this on right now.

OH Y-

did he actually kill them all? did he use some kind of power unbeknownst to him to make the car go offroad like the toy one?

People always post this ad but this one, which I say on tv for like 2 fucking years, is also just as kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=b1_n7dpv_Ks

This was for Northern Ireland, a place which is 99.5 percent white.The only reason I can think they have made the demographics of the advert as such is because there is a considerable amount of rednecks who live here who wouldn't give a fuck if they crashed their car into a load of Catholic or Protestant children

Post it.

I got you

He's driving on the wrong side of the road; that's his problem.

outstanding

What is it with Irish road safty ads and having the car pull off a billion flips at lightspeed?
Just show a realistic accident
youtube.com/watch?v=55ErxBKo6SU

Aha singing Take On Me slowly gets a pass though, it's rather beautiful

>Breathy woman who couldn't hold a note even if it were her shopping list gets a recording contract from playing the Jewish oboe

One of the worst music memes in living memory.

My dude ripped the hand brake to do a power slide. It was completely intentional.

>It was completely intentional.
And completely badass.

Do americans really leave armed mines on their beaches?

>Child gets hit by a car and it laying motionless
>Pick them up and start flailing their neck and spine around

Top Quality Kek

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