Watching a movie

Smoking is disgusting quit while you are ahead or itll give you bad acne and poor lungs

>que
Queue.

You are a retard why would we want tonstsrt speaking tribal red skin savage language?

youre embarrassing us

>mfw Americans call fish sticks "fish fingers"
>mfw I have no face

>he actually uses the word queue
Uh faget department? Your mom called. Shes spending the night at my house

>Americans pronounce "niche" as "nitch" unironically
>Americans pronounce "clique" as "click" unironically
the absolute state of amerifats, it defies parody tbf (to be frank). this is the world we live in

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This has literally been written in English textbooks

So, Native American. We speak Native American.

we call it faggotish language here in slovenia. It comes with 2 options> how to speak Uk english while sucking a paki s cock and how to share wife with negro. To be honnest no one want to learn the faggotihs Uk english and prefer the Based US burger english . Just staz cucked you fag Englo bitch.

>tfw Brits call a lieutenant a "left tenant"

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based

>the official alternative to "American" is "Amerishart" because it's US government policy for Amerisharts to shart in the mart

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>sitting a week or two in a tourist trap abroad
I never got the appeal.

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>watching movie
>Americans don't take their shoe's off when they are inside their house

objectively false. zoomers don't learn english in school, they learn american from music, games and films

>browsing through a Swahili tapestry tips and tricks image board
>American doesn’t understand that other English speaking countries have a slightly different vocabulary

*You're.

>an American calls them “erbs” instead of “herbs” despite there being a fucking H in the word

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huh? it's neesh and cleek

brah... american english is ridding itself of french influences, while british people somehow celebrate it
i mean look at your fucking picture you posted, christ, think for a minute

Why can’t Americans pronounce the name Colin correctly

Patriots sure live rent free in your head dont they.

You guys do know US english is upper class english in britain. The lower class sound like they are orks from warhammer and have mash potatoes in their mouth.

>an American forgets the u in honour and colour

Ebonics arent English

American English is called 'English - Simplified'. Steam asks this when you install it

Nice try mutt, no one is going to believe that horseshit

>US english is upper class english in britain

Americans ACTUALLY believe this

>bad acne
are you 14? smoking causes wrinkles but why would a straight male care about wrinkles?

The worst english is that mumbling dry British humor where they just mash all the words together and you have to be uber British to understand it

>anglos spell kernel as colonel

why?

>British character says "leftenant" instead of "lieutenant"

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> mfw American charter calls it "fall" instead of "Autumn"

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Canadian here, you dumb britbongs say H as "heych" like retards. And Americans don't know how to pronounce the letter E, Herbs turns to Irbs

Que? No hablo ingles.

You'd all be speaking German or Russian if not for the USA.

Literally zero Americans call them fish fingers.

Why do Brits keep naming people stupid names like Colin?

The only acceptable holidays are somewhere the average pleb can't afford.

If you say so, Nigel.

>you dumb britbongs say H as "heych" like retards
No we don't

Native American is a dumb inaccurate phrase.

>shoe's

>Canadian telling someone else how to talk correctly
You can’t pronounce “about” your opinion is irrelevant

In Arizona we don't call Autumn anything. We have summer and cold-summer.

Niglish.

ITT: Utterly seething yanks desperately trying to avoid the truth that Britain is and will always be the supreme authority on their language, despite their best efforts. Also, while I'm here:
>mutilated cocks
>mutilated genes
>and a mutilated vocabulary
Continue, my fighting Amerimutt.

Not wampum Indians, the street-shitting kind.

Yes you do
we say and spell everything the correct way

Or Craig? Or Graham?

the UK belongs to the US bon*loid

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You're right, names steeped in hundreds of years of history should be replaced with what Javon'Tavius Gonzalez-O'Flynn thinks is a valid name for his shit-brown rape spawn.

Aboot

based and wrinkle pilled

>english actor playing an american grabs his boss's ass

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>watching American cooking show
>’erbs

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>character pronounces Z as "zed"
>H as "haich"

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That’s what they do in Quebec

Then the US belongs to Vietnam

>character pronounces "a" as "ä"
>"o" as "ö"

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spanish isnt american

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>out of 9 of the countries in the chart, 8 are in america
you're wrong kiddo

>You guys do know US english is upper class english in britain

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imagine believing this

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Localised British games are superior to the American mutt versions. Imagine thinking “grand theft auto” was a better title that “stealy wheely automobiliely”

>tfw the American Vice City renamed Theodore Cholmondley-Warner, Viscount of Sussex to 'Tommy Vercetti'

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>removing the benny hill music when you get a wanted level
Americans are monsters

Why are yurocommustanies so obsessed with the United States?

>UK gets BTFO'd in the New World by Spaniards
LOL

>a brit adds superfluous vowels to a word near me

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>tfw pronounce niche as "neesh"
>tfw pronounce clique and "click"
Was 1776 really that traumatic to you guys?

agreed. we should also call the united states of america “new mexico”

>Implying it isn't just yanks that call a holiday a "vacation"

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You mean Spanish

based Slovenian bro

Why are Americans so fucking weird

>other English speaking countries
You mean previous British vassal states? Embrace freedom. Speak American English. The tongue of Freedom and Justice.

>aluminimum

>they still spell it "lieutenant" while saying "Left Tenant"

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>Britain is and will always be the supreme authority on their language
Last time I was in London I was astonished by the absolute lack of ethnic Anglos. Your country is lost and with it your language. You now understand why so many Americans want Mexicans to go back.

>watching American cooking show
>Herb's
Who the fuck is Herb? And why is Herby boy so goddamn particular about what 'erbs go into a dish?

>amerimutt says they COULD care less when referring to something they couldn't care less about

>americans speak english
youtube.com/watch?v=5wSw3IWRJa0

>I was in London
There's your problem

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I'm american and I totally thought those were entirely different words, one being the form of payment and the other being a verb to look

they are different words
you've lost your way but it's not too late
join us

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The American frame of reference doesn't extend past 1930. When they discover that the language they "speak" carries with it 6000 years of historical baggage they get confused and angry. You have to pity them; all their senses are shot by hyperstimuli, xanax, corn syrup, and proximity to blacks.

>corn syrup
of the high fructose variety

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Because when you were working a billion hours down the mine or in the mill the only time off was on the various Holy Days. Therefore holiday.

>Titanum
>Magnesum
>Sodum
>Potassum
>Lithum

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>>Titanum
>>Magnesum
>>Sodum
>>Potassum
>>Lithum
Have literally never ever heard any Americans pronounce them this way.
It's
>Tie-tay-nee-um
>Mag-nee-zee-um
>Sode-ee-um
>K
>Lith-ee-um

Wrong answer.
The user finds the addition of an extra "I" in Alumnium (which was Alumium, then later Aluminum before the bongs realized how fucking stupid it sounded) ridiculous even though its consistent with every other metal and metallic alloy ending with 'ium'.

Now we don't, it is limited to a few places in the country, the vast majority say aitch.

Big talk from a dog fucking retard that pronounces Zee as Zed and drinks milk from a bag

the "erb" thing is hilarious, it's like Americans suddenly decide to do a Jamaican impersonation for no reason when they come across that word

Brits: americans dont pronounce the H in herb, how silly!

Also brits: never pronounce the H in any other words

By Brits do you mean Dick Van Dyke?

>aluminium

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British english is mostly an abomination.

Sure, you have the small minority of received pronunciation speakers who actually speak proper fucking english, but most brits can't speak a single sentence without adding a dozen slang terms that make no fucking sense and with an unintelligible accent to boot

>you focking wot mate? I'll shank yer nan with this ting blud senpai innit

yeah, what a beautiful accent/dialect you've got here, bongs

i once drunkenly spoke for like an hour with a brit on warhammer online about inceldom and its many woes
good way to connect with other cultures i think

Completely missed the point of the post. It's actually mind-boggling how stupid most americlaps are.

Que?

Kek, based corrective-user.

>ridding english of french influences

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It helps deter immigration somewhat. Only the truly dedicated to assimilation will bother learning what is, effectively, another language within the language. It also serves as a middle finger to the EU push to remove identity.
Fuck the EU homogeny, fuck the Germans and fuck the French.

>ywn date an American qt and discover funny annunciation differences

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post yfw you hear an american say the word "twat"

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what did snyder and whedon mean by this?

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I just don't get that, did someone once misread the a as an o and everyone went along with it?

Yan, tan, tethera, tethera, pethera, pimp,
Fifteen notches up to now and one ewe with a limp.
You reckons I should go away, you know I'll never go,
For lambing time's on top of us and it'll surely snow.
Well, one day I'll leave me ewes, I'll leave me ewes for good,
And then you'll know what breeding is in flocks and human blood;
For our Tom's come out o' t' army, his face as red as brick,
Sethera, methera, hovera, and covera up to dik.
Now lambing time come reg'lar-like, just as it's always been,
And shepherds have to winter 'em and tent 'em till they're weaned
My fambly had it 'fore I came, they'll have it when I sleep,
So we can count our lambing times as I am countin' sheep.

How the fuck am I supposed to say it?
>The Queen's English is better than yours
>DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO SPEAK IT
>fucking mutts speaking shit English

is it "twaht" or "twot" ?

It's pronounced like it's spelled, to rhyme with cat

>be american
>get shot

We actually learned American English in school bongs btfo

>is it "twaht" or "twot" ?

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Well, thank you, twat. I'll use your obscenities better next time.

imagine being confused and bewildered by the letters "at". fucking madness.

Mine has both

Madness? The English language is complete horseshit no matter who speaks it.

>in school
figures

t. confused and bewildered by the word "at"

>Colonel - Cernahl

The only one that annoys me is using a silent h for the word herb.
Do americans really say "erb" or is it just tv shows and cooking channels?

Which flavor of English do you like best, then? Victorian with Shakespeare or Middle, with the Canterbury tales?
English changes every time so much as makes a fucking fart

t. genuinely cannot fathom how to pronounce a 4 letter word
Be quiet, yank.

lmao your stupid shit language got raped by frenchies
HAHA

They actually say it, I had an American gf. I learnt... a lot... from her

t. literally cannot wrap his head around a word that rhymes with cat

>ITT

british and americans fighting over how to pronounce french words.

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>mfw Jason statham pronounced twat the American way in Spy

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t. can't pronounce aluminium without busting out into some retarded rap

The way Brits say it makes it sound like colon

I can't even wrap my head around the mental gymnastics you went through for this post. I know it's embarrassing to not be able to pronounce a 4 letter word, but you're anonymous, just blend back into the crowd.

>I genuinely don't care. However, i am superior.
Yeah tell me about it
that Yea Forums board you're posting on is really stock full of British kino

you forgot hunter and JJ

Oh you're doing the "pretending to be retarded all along" routine to save face. Weird.

Why did you pretype a response?

This might be an even more embarrassing defence than just admitting you can't pronounce a 4 letter word.

Probably to distinguish it when shouted on the battlefield. Wars with France were fairly common, other ranks sound different in French and English but that sounds the same.

What, twat?

>americans call a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a 'hamburger'

The majority of English words have their basis in Latin/Greek. The most commonly used words are 99% Germanic.

I'm embarrassed on your behalf.

WE WUZ AN EMPIRE N SHIET

Well, you're just arguing with me for the sake of it.
I really doubt you give a shit.

Genuine embarrassment.

>character pronounces data “data” instead of the correct “data”
Plebs

Could you stomach me buying you a beer?

Since more Pajeets speak English than actual english people we should just start calling it "designated shitting language"

you mean a brewskie?

how do you pronounce data?

data

>only 150 million whites in the US.

That's really not a lot of people.

who the hell are you trying to make fun of, idiots that were made fun of already in 2010

Not like that you faggot

day-ta

if you don't pronounce satisfaction as

sat tis fact zion

you are a doodoo head

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Potato here.
Spell your fucking words right stupid americunts.

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can a britbong translate this for me? I understand almost nothing streamable.com/a9a33

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