Stargate Edition
/trek/
Aaron Thomas
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Asher Gonzalez
Reminder that the last few seasons of SG-1 were kino and upheld the legacy of the early seasons
James Russell
no porn
Henry Wilson
Stop obsessing over BF & VF.
Connor Roberts
EDD
ING
TON
Lucas Taylor
It was weird how they just straight up imported half the cast of Farscape into the show
Lucas Morgan
Dylan Adams
So why is Picard going all Stargate now? Kelno Reem and dialling the gate on a ship to another planet. All so familiar.
Owen Murphy
Why is this a general 24/7 and not organic?
Aaron Harris
Alright /trek/ yeah!
Michael Gutierrez
No, not alright. It's not OK.
Eli Ortiz
You wanted this.
Elijah Perez
In 2016, in the wake of Star Wars: TFA, a lot of newfags got tired of discussing the movie and figured they'd move into Trek threads. Immediately they started trying to turn them into a permanent general with editions, links etc., though oldfags warned them it would destroy the community by attracting all the worst kinds of people and tiring out any possible good discussions to be had.
They forced it anyways, and here we are four years later in the shambling corpse of once great threads.
Jonathan Anderson
synth generals 4ever. organic is gay
Zachary Cox
>Let's have our own Worf but competent.
Matthew Reyes
This meme, or whatever it is, is one of the only genuine rays of positivity in these threads. An eternally optimistic Geordi who we know will fail and fail and fail again, never loses that determination. He appears at the start of the thread to remind us of our better natures and even as each thread devolves into tranny drama and Ezra-posting, he returns anew: the evergreen hero.
Mr. LaForge, make it so.
Carter Richardson
frell this thread
Camden Morris
gross
Angel Walker
I'm just relieved he never has sex.
Jason Sanchez
>tfw no dommie rommie mommie
Austin Rivera
Robert Martinez
>Voyager
Ian Johnson
I know, user. It makes him easier to identify with.
David Diaz
Explain this, someone?
Colton Bennett
I have yet to watch Season 6 onwards but know this guy lasted only a season, why not keep him around if they were only going to introduce other characters.
Oliver Williams
She's like 30, she's not 'mommie'. Unless you're a lil' zoomer.
Jayden Powell
Best char in nutrek coming up
Isaiah Reed
It's the best one.
Adrian Powell
Just make it porn already. This is so shit.
Bentley Collins
Nigga she's almost 34, she's just a few years away from becoming an dried up old hag, regardless of a man's age.
Gabriel Turner
Owen White
What kind of mind virus causes Voyagerms to believe this?
Brayden Scott
post more pics of her full body, hi res.
Nathaniel Wright
>tfw no Romulan sister-gf
Logan Price
When you shorten "character" to "char", do you pronounce it char or car?
Carson Bailey
What happened with the 23rd century fashion? Are they all in a 21st century phase now?
Nathan Butler
цapь
Oliver Nelson
Jayden Rodriguez
You are wrong. late SG-1 completely fell apart and we all know whose fault it was. Protip: pic related.
Charles Richardson
*somehow knows every language ever*
He was arguably even more ridiculous than Hoshi in that regard, because at least she had some handwave 'algorithm'
Ryan Miller
care? car? shar?
Isaiah Young
Come on.
Carson Howard
It's not a mind virus. It's called 'not having autism'. Voyagerheads are able to appreciate comfiness, chemistry and swashbuckling fun.
Dominic Gonzalez
>When you shorten "character" to "char"
you don't
Alexander Moore
Wow! How did you find one so hi res?
Jace Cox
>Michael Shanks
>Destroying Stargate
No way. Action Jackson was fine.
Adam Bell
VOY is admittedly comfy but everybody in the cast is a wet blanket except Insaneway and EMH. I guess 7 too but she comes like 4 seasons in.
David Perry
>oooooOO0OooooooOOOOoo
>you jist alil hardliner, ain'tcha?
Liam Myers
That's a pretty solid jawline
Elijah Ross
TNG is the space diplomacy series, where the pleasure ship carts around VIPs and indoctrinates new worlds
DS9 is the war drama series that batters and wears down the concept of the Federation with gritty realism
VOY is a return to form, it's all about a ship of comrades exploring unknown space and getting into high adventure
ENT starts out with starry eyed exploration and adventure like VOY, segues into gritty war drama like DS9 and ends with indoctrinating alien cultures like TNG
Blake Garcia
What does that make DSC?
Joshua Diaz
Garbage
Ryder Brooks
Going broke for woke
Eli Ross
>DS9 is the war drama series that batters and wears down the concept of the Federation with gritty realism
Batters and wears it down maybe but I think the Federation comes out the other side of DS9 mostly clean, certainly more clean than most governing bodies would after a desperate war like that. I see it as the ultimate triumph of Federation morality that survives a trial by fire. It bends, buckles a time or two, but it never breaks.
Adrian King
Did the writers read the wiki enough to make it ionian tech?
Jose Robinson
Jaxon Bailey
I agree. The Federation is still just, but DS9 definitely put it to the test.
Jaxon Parker
>Janeway: That's a cool planet
>Creww: Take us home
Jose James
>I think the Federation comes out the other side of DS9 mostly clean
Except the changeling virus is probably the only reason they won.
David Powell
Yes, I agree. Voyager is *sacrifices an entire Voyager crew so the other Voyager crew can live* is surely *chases giant bugs on the ship for the entire episode* very *decays and dies of radiation poisoning* comfy *kills Tuvix without anybody giving a fuck*
Luis Bailey
hm. ok. I'll try masturbating to her but i'd like more revealing clothes.
Brandon Edwards
Yeah but that was Section 31 wasn't it? Aren't they a rogue organization? I remember that one time where Ross cooperated with them or at least chose to do nothing and also that they didn't help Bashir find a cure for the virus but that's not really being entirely complicit either. They didn't forbid Bashir from pursuing a cure, they just weren't going to give him any help.
Samuel Anderson
That episode when the entire crew realized they were replicant matter organisms and exploded just in time for the real voyager to to show up was existential af
Joshua Fisher
>They didn't forbid Bashir from pursuing a cure, they just weren't going to give him any help.
When he tricked them into thinking he had a cure they tried to destroy it.
Nathan Walker
Starfleet Medical or Section 31?
William Fisher
She looks very concerned
Kayden Rogers
comfy existentialism
Luke Peterson
ENT once again confirmed the best post-TOS Trek
Aaron Robinson
Voyager should have been "The Outlaw Josey Wales" in space. A scrappy, barely-functioning crew making its way across the quadrant picking up fellow outcasts and vagabonds as it went. They blew their load too early with Neelix and Kes, then didn't give it enough time to develop with the Borg kids.
Zachary Carter
I would've stayed.
Fuck Fred
Ryan Barnes
Why do they call it a ready room? Isn't it just an office?
Lucas Cooper
>Why do they call it a ready room?
Because it's where you go when you're ready to masturbate.
Tyler Brown
You would. All of them.
Jacob Bennett
How did they get away with this? Is there some story how the crew wondered into Stan Winston's garage or a lot where Predator props were stored?
Leo Carter
Jaxson Nguyen
Nolan Howard
if yellow had bigger boobs, I would.
Jaxon Ramirez
>started rewatching Voy recently
>just starting Year of Hell
fuaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
Blake Martinez
>tfw your sister-gf is mean to you and your robot waifu
James Butler
>not a predator
Lucas Martinez
post ass
Ryder Clark
I did.
Daniel Morales
Elijah Martin
more visable
post
Noah Bennett
you know what's post ass? shit
Tyler Sullivan
>tsar
sounds nothing alike
David White
You have to come up with something, bra.
Anthony Baker
guy on right has branch in his ass
Bentley Long
In some Slavic orthographies the letter 'c' represents a /ts/ sound
Samuel Watson
What?
Easton Thompson
ok but how does that help me jerk off tho?
Caleb Hall
Parker Anderson
Alexander Butler
>orange mans bad.jpg
Owen Reed
>he doesn't like DISCO
Daniel Perez
OK, but why isn't it porn when the writing is porn tier?
Mason Perry
yes
Jayden Hernandez
>TEELEE
Xavier Phillips
Nobody likes that shit
And it's STD
Daniel King
if CAR were cyrillic it would be pronounced 'saya' or 'saja'.
I'm sure you can find some whore named Saya easily enough.
Jordan Howard
>DISCO
You mean Sexually Treksmitted: Disease?
Benjamin Wilson
Literal Shit
STD
Adrian Adams
DISCO by name. DISCO by nature.
Chase Rivera
>Ye bloodthirsty Saracen!
What did Scotty mean by this?
Zachary Richardson
god no i dont want to catch STD
Lucas Martinez
Have they brought back the only tolerable character yet?
David Cox
yeoman basic bitch got moves
Julian Rogers
There are no records of something called DSC. Deep Space stations in Federation assigned with numbers not letters.
Luke Davis
>A TEEEEEEN HUT!!!!
Grayson Cruz
you couldnt get one even if you tried
Christian Morgan
You can get herpes from sitting on a toilet, bro.
Bentley Lee
hard projection breh
Christopher Robinson
true
Matthew Stewart
Could you make it a bit more grainy?
Thanks.
Nathan Sullivan
I thought Yuro hours were supposed to be good? Why is this thread a dumpster fire?
Christian Clark
how about no
Jeremiah Ward
I can't think of much that Picard can do at this point to get on my 9/10 - 10/10 series list.
Jose Morgan
Because people are more interested in milking their cocks than talking real trek.
Sebastian Myers
borg invade and assimilate everyone?
romulan qts dominate and enslave humanity?
Robert Johnson
Honestly, it'd fit right in with shit like American dad and Breaking Bad.
Adrian Collins
americans switched to a shift system
Jaxon Ortiz
>VOY is a return to form, it's all about a ship of comrades exploring unknown space and getting into high adventure
what did he mean by this
Camden Gomez
it means 'comfy'
Blake Walker
>Stargate Edition
Best edition. The Odyssey could take any single Trek ship 1 on 1 and win easy. Ancient and Asgard tech too stronk.
Also, Gate hyperspace is ludicrously faster than Warp.
Julian Carter
I used to live just down the road from this bar. Its Ku Bar right near leciester square station in London; I used to rent a room from a jap/chink couple in chinatown. I used to go to the gym and it coincided with gay pride once and as I was walking back I genuinely thought I wouldn't make it with my anal virginity intact.
Leo Wilson
Who would have thought a shitpost was full of shit
Anthony Reed
oh, you'll watch it.
Jaxson Richardson
Asgard are dangerously based
Brandon King
>assgard
Luke White
Why are these threads so ___________?
Robert Kelly
Jacob Carter
Temporal Cold War
Earth-Romulan War: 2156-2160
Federation-Klingon Cold War
Federation-Klingon War: 2256
Federation-Cardassian War: c. 2340s – 2367
Federation-Tzenkethi War: c. 2360s
Dominion War
Have humans changed?
Carter Turner
Why don't you have the complete timeline?
Oliver Price
Nope. We stay winning.
You forgot the Rommie War. When we supernovaed their sun and pretended it was a natural disaster.
Ayden Myers
Because its full of stupid little battles and incursions, which is different from a war.
Tyler Barnes
>DISCO
Joseph Cox
Dominic Adams
>nuContinuity
not Trek
Mason Rivera
Why didn't the romulans just relocate to somewhere in their vast star empire?
Brandon Davis
Destiny >all
Nathan Brooks
>one of the asshole races from Voyager got assimilated
Fucking good, hopefully they got that race of short autismos, too.
William Price
The lens-flare is supposed to distract you from thinking those types of questions.
Liam Lee
Always makes me a little sad. Such potential. Such waste. Had some kino moments in Universe.
Ian Perez
Got the webm of the Daedalus class being fired on by the Hataks from sgu?
Ethan Hall
Scale's off.
Ryder Clark
It's was even more sad that it ended right when the crew became like a family.
This one?
Jace Edwards
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Jackson Sanders
yeah def. Cube should be a bit bigger, Daedalus is near exactly the same length as the enterprise D, both the executor and the wraith hive should be 2-3x that size, same with both Anubis mothership and the Ori ship. Federation ships is mostly right..
based. God I wish we'd got a few more space battle scenes with that quality....
Alexander Gonzalez
>I wish we'd got a few more space battle scenes with that quality
I like the way the gliders are leaving the hangar. They made high res models of the goa'uld ships (including the cargo ship) for SGU.
Joshua Torres
beautiful
Jaxon Ortiz
The movie Stargate Continuum had some good stuff too (I don't have the webms though).
Xavier Clark
I got a copy of that on DVD signed by the fella who played Baal.
Hudson Ross
in what order do I watch Stargate?
Daniel Murphy
DANGEROUSLY BASED
Anthony Nguyen
based
Juan Peterson
Movie
SG1 S1 to S7
Atlantis S1 / SG1 S8
atlantis 2 / sg1 9
atlantis 3 / sg1 10
Ark of Truth
Atlantis s4
Atlantis s5 ep1
Continuum
Atlantis rest of s5
SGU S1 and 2
Don't watch origins. Simple as.
Adrian Thompson
>any casualties?
>yes, two wounded, but no one was killed fortunately
why is voyager dumb?
Jonathan Barnes
cas·u·al·ty
/ˈkaZH(o͞o)əltē/
Learn to pronounce
noun
plural noun: casualties
a person killed or injured in a war or accident
Evan Smith
really?
i never encountered a nonfatal casualty
Landon Hernandez
thanks
Austin Rivera
I always loved how SG1 and Atlantis occurred simultaneously in universe, referencing each other and stuff. That and the progression of Earth tech through the series really made SG my fav tv series.
Charles Brown
I consider myself very well read and I've never seen it used that way. Wow.
Joseph Howard
euhhhh
John Parker
>Episode of DS9
>O'Brien literally says he was so bored sitting in the teleport room all day
Just like my webcomics! I clapped!
Caleb Hughes
Well said.
It also manages to cleanly retcon most of all plot holes between TOS and TNG era.
Ayden Rodriguez
SOMEONE POST TUVIX SO I CAN HATE HIM
Daniel Robinson
Owen Lopez
>Action Jackson
Oliver Wood
Owen Anderson
No Rome Deadwood Sopranos or even Band of Brothers? Do you even watch tv?
Dylan Anderson
BEST CAPTAIN COMING THROUGH
Henry Jackson
>there are people in this thread who pay for Nu Trek.
Daniel Mitchell
>there are people in this thread
Anthony Butler
>tfw no episode about Morn's day, where he doesn't talk, but it's from his PoV
Would be based.
Connor Young
INTRUDER ALERT
Ryder Brooks
star trek
Joshua Young
I'm a bull in china shop
Logan Hernandez
>I'm
Worf doesn't use contradictions.
Josiah Bennett
Akoocheemoya, on this Monday we are far from the wagies
Angel Edwards
Knowing is half the battle
Brayden Flores
IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Ian Reyes
Unironically what the fuck is Keikos problem
Andrew Jackson
She was possessed by an evil demon
Jordan Reed
dumb fucks
Nicholas Cook
some shit choices here
Evan Harris
DS9 would be better without the shitty kira and odo relationship
Ryder Lopez
based
Lincoln Allen
she's a w*man and a very well written one
Wyatt Green
slave elf girl T'Pol was ridiculous and made me ashamed for the first time watching Trek
Cooper Lee
>Become 12 years old
>first response is "Fuck me husband-sama"
Fucking nips man.
Aaron Phillips
What was wrong with their relationship?
Nolan Nguyen
it was annoying and Rene Auberjonois was old and ugly
Easton Cox
Wasn't an Iconian gateway, it was a spatial trajector which thee Borg picked up from the Sikarians. The writers even got the range right, but for some reason they turned it from a transporter pad into a gateway.
Evan Wood
Agreed, kira should have cucked keiko instead.
Christian Diaz
like literally every single one of Odo's character traits are otherwise subverted by his weird mommy-like attachment to her.
Odo is less human than Data for half the show, and then a teenage goo man for the other.
Dominic Rogers
Isn't he basically a teenager by changeling standards anyway?
Zachary Green
A CUTE
Easton Walker
OOOOOOOHHHHH MAJOR I'M GONNA COOOOOOOO-
Jordan Hall
Romulan booty is where it's at.
Justin Davis
>Boy, that cloud's pretty. I really wish I had my own shitter like Picard does. Fuck, Patriarchy strikes again.
Logan Harris
>because its not a completely different show I’m going to pretend Spacemall is superior!
Brandon Myers
I’m actually looking forward to more STD after STP
Jack Cox
>mostly clean
Nigga they won the war by threatening to genocide the founders with a bio weapon.
Carter Jackson
Just like you're probably looking forward to bottom surgery after hrt, right?
Henry Roberts
>Federation started the war by placing minefield over the wormhole
>Federation ended the war by threatening to genocide changelings
>tfw you realize Federation were the bad guys all this time
Daniel Reyes
and you spake as a retard
faggot
Juan Anderson
wasted trips
Jordan Nguyen
>I'm looking forward for more shit, after shit
ok retard
Wyatt Baker
>that episode where O'Brien is subjected to 20 years in mental prison and then tries to commit suicide because he killed his friend and he tries to commit suicide by going into a cargo hold, getting a phaser, putting it on highest setting AND wide-beam and pointing it to his head
Well done you potatofuck, you killed yourself and 200 people above you.
Wyatt Cooper
Now that the dust has settled, was he right?
Nicholas Nelson
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES YOUR ANUS BLEED HARDER. FAT SHIT.
Robert Martinez
/trek/ has an unhealthy obsession with trannies and fat shits.
John Scott
based
Sebastian Davis
why is Kira a slut in the dark universe?
Oliver Rivera
>Masterpiece society
>Episode keeps bringing up how Geordi is blind
>Geordi: "I haven't slept in so long it feels like I have lead weights attached to my eye-lids"
>Immediately after Geordi explains that the visor transmits the data directly to his brain, bypassing his eyes.
So just close your eyes...
Kevin Baker
Because she's a cute in the real universe
Juan Reed
Lesbians and pansexuals are evil, didn't you know?
goddamnit, I saw this post and immediately realized I have to go take a fat shit.
Jack Jones
My trips beat your dubs. You like STD therefore must suffer from gender dysphoria. Please join the 40% as soon as possible.
Justin Wright
>it's a dog eat dog world, Miles, and I'm a chinaman
Camden Bell
All right boys, I'm calling it in
Luke Richardson
I just watched that episode
Unironically very good, but I bet it never gets brought up ever again
Isaac Evans
It's a horrifying episode and quite scary. I'd have preferred a medical resolution to cure it rather than 'dude therapy lmao'.
Connor Baker
>that episode where Jake is groomed by that alien I forget the name of
Was grim.
Jacob Russell
>when you start your day with crack sweat
Isaac Reed
>tfw the cursive of Jake is so much better than mine
Hate being a lefty t b h.
Isaiah Morgan
OH FATHERLAND FATHERLAND SHOW US THE SIGN
YOUR CHILDREN HAVE WAITED TO SEE
THE MORNING WILL COME WHEN THE WORLD IS MINE
TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME
Thomas Ross
>Voyager
Josiah Phillips
Oh fuck I think I'm watching that now
I'd fuck her tbqh
Charles Lewis
why does everyone talk about T'Pol when Hoshi is much more qt
Hunter Wood
Levi Cook
>contradictions.
Christopher Wilson
>Jake ditches a trip with Sisco so he can get molested by an alien
Jayden Cruz
>Based
Andrew Reed
Juan Richardson
If you think that a kiss is all in the lips
C'mon, you got it all wrong, man
And if you think that our dance was all in the hips
Oh well, then do the twist
If you think holding hands is all in the fingers
Grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers and
Make sure to never do it with the fingers
'Cause I'll tell everyone in the world
But he was thinking about the girl
Ya, but he's thinking about the girl, oh
A lot of people get confused and they bruise
Real easy when it comes to love
They start putting on their shoes and walking out
And singing "boy, I think I had enough"
Just because she makes you feel wrong
She don't mean to be mean or hurt you on purpose, boy
Take a tip and do yourself a little service
Take a mountain turn it into a mole
Just by playing a different role
Ya, by playing a different role, oh
Levi Wilson
Imagine thinking this
Matthew Rogers
ENT mirror universe is fucking awesome. I think the whole point of it is that vulcans are second class citizens and they forcefully sexualize them even though they hate them. To be fair when T'pol dons the TOS uniform she's a fucking q t 3.14
Jaxon Reyes
Like what
Chase Thomas
Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
Brandon Kelly
she looks younger, more innocent and not nearly as plastic
Elijah Morales
I mean it bridged the gap between the prosthetic-klingons from TNG and the blackfaced klingons from TOS for one thing. Didn't really "need" fixing, but the explanation was a welcome one
Levi Johnson
THE BOUGHS OF THE LINDEN ARE LEAFY AND GREEN/ THE RHINE GIVES ITS GOLD TO THE SEA/ SOMEWHERE A GLORY AWAITS UNSEEN/ TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME
Nicholas Wright
>Reminder that the last few seasons of SG-1 were kino and upheld the legacy of the early seasons
>You are wrong. late SG-1 completely fell apart and we all know whose fault it was. Protip: pic related.
UMM EXCUSE ME BUT LITERALLY EVERY EPISODE OF STARGATE SG-1, AND ATLANTIS, AND HECKARINO, EVEN UNIVERSE, ARE ALL BETTER THAN LITERALLY ANY EPISODE OF ANY SEASON OF STAR TREK. ONLY STAR TREK ENTERPRISE COMES CLOSE TO STARGATE KINO.>*somehow knows every language ever*
THIS THREAD IS NOW A STARGATE THREAD. STAR TREK HAS BEEN *CANCELLED*. THANKS CUTIES. CONTINUE ON, BUT ABOUT STARGATE.
>*somehow knows every language ever*
excuse me FAGGOT but daniel jackson is literally an ASCENDED BEING and HIGHLY EVOLVED human. pleb.
Charles Gonzalez
It was great.
Noah Kelly
>ENT once again confirmed the best post-TOS Trek
agreed. but stargate > all star trek. only ENT comes close and only because it had literally the best dog actor in TV history. watch this DOG act in response to a CGI phaser blast. this DOG is a better actor than anyone on nu trek.
Christopher Phillips
with a frying pan for a face
Austin Ross
Huh, forgot about that, you're right
Chase Turner
>why does everyone talk about T'Pol when Hoshi is much more qt
hoshi had a cuter look/personality where as t'pol had a HOT 'vulcan pon farr/in heat' look and an extremely attractive tsundere personality.
Justin Gonzalez
take it back
Charles Russell
I like how they went through the effort of fixing it only for STD to come in and fuck it all up. The klingons in nutrek are an abomination
Jonathan Russell
Why the fuck was Hoshi even on the enterprise besides being Archers buddy
Wyatt Baker
they needed a magic language expert that can infer entire languages from a few words because the universal translator was still beta software at the time
Carson Clark
Purists here like to shit on Voyager, but it took the franchise to weird places the other shows feared to tread. The Captain and The Top Gun Pilot evolved into fish monsters in Threshold, and had fish monster babies. Year of Hell let to multiple instances of the destruction of the ship and crew. Species 8675309 was one of the most bizarre alien species ever encountered in a Trek series. Captain Proton was some of the strangest Trek evar.
Logan Ward
>it took the franchise to weird places the other shows feared to tread
There are like 5 episodes in all of Voyager that would have needed more than a reskin to become bogstandard TOS, TNG or ENT episodes
Lucas Hughes
They should have done more Captain Proton episodes. They are wonderful in retrospect.
Dominic Taylor
I think you meant contractions and your post came out retarded like many phoneposters.
youtu.be
Benjamin Kelly
I think we're watching the same episodes senpai, just finishings the alien molester episode
Michael Brooks
Ayden Fisher
this image will never cease to trigger me
why does Patrick have such shit taste in pets
Leo Jenkins
In the Redlettermedia review of Star Trek: Insurrection, Mr. Plinkett complains that counselor Troi no longer acts like she does on the TV show. Did he not understand that the whole crew was de-aging and everyone was acting more silly and youthful as a results? heh...
Michael Phillips
How many times does Deanna fall in love with a man she met less than 24 hours earlier?
Cameron James
Contractions, shut up fag.
Aaron Gomez
>RLM movie review
>Did he not understand
no
Nathaniel Sanders
>phoneposters
The irony is, I'm on PC and I'm so retarded and tired man.
Austin Brown
contra'ction is a contraction of contradiction
Ayden Price
Plinket Reviews are not meant to be some crazy in depth discussion. It's like saying Yahtzee's video game reviews are hardcore crazy in depth reviews of video games. They're just meant for a bit of fun. Why do you fucks think
>If somebody criticises on the internet, then they're either 100% perfect and therefore Gods or they make mistakes and they're HACK FRAUDS HOW DARE THEY HAVE OPINIONS REEEEEE!
Hudson Wright
James Torres
no they didn't you cringetard. the last few seasons were for the sort of people who watched garbage space fantasy shows like farscape, i.e. women
kill yourself
Jack Wood
I'm really enjoying all the Soji feet scenes in the new Picard show even if it's garbage overall. Can tell the director has a foot fetish. Very sexy
Cooper Sullivan
I miss him.
Nolan King
Clearly Tortellini is getting his proteges into the industry
Luis Sanders
>Why yes, I believe the ship's refrigeration system is currently functional. Why do you ask?
Andrew Hall
It always bothers me when Voyager shrugs off crew members dying left and right, I mean it was one thing on TOS and TNG, but on Voyager everyone was irreplaceable.
I think the only time Janeway did an angry mommy speech over her people getting killed was when Hogan got ate by a giant worm.
Noah Brooks
>got ate
>ate
Grayson Powell
Based for bashing farscape, but cringe for reddit spacing and sperging
Thomas Morgan
>cringe for sperging
just where do you think you are retard
Nathaniel Williams
That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back
That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm back
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help
What good is it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I'm waitin' for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell
Manson you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
Nicholas King
>there are people in this thread who watch nutrek at all, free or otherwise
Mason Mitchell
Liam Cox
The hyperintelligent muscular veteran who is also sometimes a literal god? How could a character like that possibly drag a show down?
Mason Cruz
>reddit spacing
Aiden Cox
From the thumbnail I thought that was Audrey Hollander
Blake Gomez
Fuck you and your dismissive retarded gatekeeper mindset, faggot. I will like what I want.
Elijah Davis
you mean Moot spacing?
Aaron Jones
>Doesnt have Riker and Barclay with glowing eyes on top
Jacob Wright
>"Look Julian! I did it! I saved the Alamo!"
>"Miles... Where do you think we are?"
>*Camera pans out across the smoldering remains of a Cardassian nursery.*
Benjamin Parker
Isaiah Cox
Nice fake
Jose Jones
ENTricians and SGUchads unite
Julian Ortiz
bros how do you get into water polo
Liam Gray
Who the fuck is moot? You expect me to do something because some random tripfag did it?
Alexander Lee
join a team
Wyatt Bell
Ryan Price
>Moot
Who?
Luke Rogers
Holy newfag captain
Thomas Perry
I wish Lego had the Star Trek license and not Mega Bloks. And I wish Bandai would make Trek models instead of Polar Lights.
I miss her. She was pretty fucking filthy.
Anthony Collins
>blogposting tripfag being mad at blogposting tripfag
really makes you think
Parker Green
is this meta-bait or are you actually this new
Ryan Nguyen
You just got meta baited though, kek
Ian Murphy
It's not technically gatekeeping when people want to lock you in.
Stay in your cage STD tranny.
Jaxon Flores
>gatekeeper
you need to go back
Charles Mitchell
lmao newfags
Jaxson Gonzalez
Did he become a baby?
Christian Hughes
See even BF knows how to meta meta bait
Jacob Butler
Nah, he got to like 21 years old and then his heart exploded.
Angel Brooks
I dunno but I bet its a lot gayer than Archer made it sound
Ryan Anderson
Right, because that's usually what hearts do
Bentley Harris
Can I get a touch of that anti-age juice?
Brayden Roberts
5 bars of platinum pressed latinum
James Bell
Reminder that in Roddenberry's original idea for Troi she had 4 breasts
Kevin Wright
Reminder that feminist probably ruined that
Jeremiah Sanchez
SHAKAR, TOILET BOWL BREAK, WHEN TROUSERS FELL.
Brandon Rogers
>platinum pressed latinum
doesn't exist, gold exists due to its chemical propeties, not due to its value (though weirdly Quark is happy with gold as an offer from US General, maybe he coudl sell it to people who did like gold).
Austin Kelly
I'll give you 4 slips and a holodeck program with Troi with 4 tits.
James Cook
Roddenberry is a fucking genius
Evan Lewis
>Computer, why has my saved program been altered?
>[doo doo dee] {BUST SIZE PARAMETERS WERE AUTOMATICALLY ALTERED AFTER A CREW MEMBER WAS SENT TO SICK BAY FOR SUFFOCATION}
>Computer, reinstate initial program specifications and increase bust size to 50 cubic gallons.
Adam Brooks
Sadly the fat shit meme is dead user.
It was killed before everyone's eyes yesterday. It was glorious to behold to be sure, but was it worth it?
Connor Sanchez
>holodeck program with Troi with 4 tits.
Jokes on you I would have gone with just this
Colton White
>it's a Bashir reee's about euthanasia despite being a Starfleet officer who has sworn an oath not to interfere with other cultures and is in the enviable position of being able to cure 99% of problems in the world right fucking now episode
The hilarity being that went this episode aired, the UK had, essentially, quasi-euthanasia... but thanks to Dr Shipman, this no longer exists and people die horrible painful deaths because Dr's are scared of being sued or struck off.
t. Dad was sued when his fellow doctor gave an extra bit of morphine to make sure somebody with terminal lung cancer didn't slowly suffocate over the next three days, but would go to sleep and not wake up
He was acquitted and so was she because the family begged for them to do it and it was within legal limits anyway. But it's still effort.
Charles Hernandez
Literally shit posting.The words were right in front of us the whole time.
Aiden Anderson
I think because he knows that gold has value to the hu-mons that he can exchange it for goods and services from them in order to be exchanged for latinum later.
Hunter Taylor
I laughed hard at the mirror Riker going
>I CAN'T GO BACK. ALL THE PLUMBING IS BLOCKED. THERE ARE FAT SHITPOSTERS EVERYWHERE.
Justin Kelly
Ryder Bailey
>I think because he knows that gold has value to the hu-mons
Literally worthless since you can replicate as much as you want
Jacob Reyes
Blunt was the most underrated character in all of Star Trek.
Anthony Taylor
But he perceives that he won't have access to a working replicator until he can contact another advanced civilation. And replication hasn't been invented yet as of the star-date he knows he's currently occupying.
James Gonzalez
dude, this is Little Green Men; he travels back to 1947 Earth and offers 24th century tech in exchange for gold. His ultimate plan was to eventually rule Earth and then amass an empire over the next 400 years.
Joseph Diaz
Unironically I posted that one.
And the gowron squeezing one out and blowing up the ship webm.
I have become death, ruiner of memes, what have I become frens?
Brody Wilson
The actor played a Ferengi better than Quark it was kino to see them go back and forth.