Death Battle

>10 sec time frames
But alucard can't move in stopped time? We've seen Dio spam the TIMESTOP button

I mean, i don't think it'd end with Dio's victory either, but he'd be easily able to just spam timestop one after the other, Jotaro only won because he was able to timestop as well.

Remember, as in all social media-powered shit, the takes are bad on purpose. Being annoyingly wrong creates more engagement than being boringly right.
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They are gonna scale Jonathan to Star Platinum because Dio [headcanon as fast and Strong as The World]. Tanjiro is fucked

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They literally don't need to

Jonathan overpowered Tarkus, who literally destroyed a cliff with his fingers

How do you scale Jonathan to anything past part 1?

I’m a teacher and no zoomers ever talk about Jojo. They like Demon Slayer, Naruto, and My Hero

Also Haikyuu or whatever it’s called

Thanks user

Tanjiro has town level durability and AP by Muzan scaling

>The stuff the body does is what Jonathan's body was capable of
that's what the prediction blog was literally saying

Jojo is a more early zoomer thing

So, Jon's body is capable of re-attaching limbs after they get severed and burns when exposed to sunlight? Neato. I wonder how that'll come along in the animation against Tanjiro.

But isn’t it fused with Dio and has stand powers

Without Swank:
Attack Potency: Tanjiro
Durability: Tanjiro
Speed: Slight Jonathan
Experience: Tanjiro
Abilities: Draw

With Swank:
Attack Potency: Massively Jonathan
Durability: Massively Jonathan
Speed: Massively Jonathan
Experience: Massively Jonathan
Abilities: Massively Jonathan

Tanjiro should win, but Jonathan will crush his little head in his hands

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By this same logic they should be giving Tanjiro Muzan's abilities and access to all the blood demon arts performed across the series

Yes but they won't

This is what they said "Dio stated that he can't use Jonathan's body to it's full potential even though it's the same body that beat him." Supposedly this is suppose to make some of the shit dio does with it more impressive since he doesn't fully control it till later in the series. Also scaling him to Joseph, because they both use hamon so whatever he and other hamon users do they say Jonathan can do?

So mindcontrol and a bunch of other shit.

That won't matter if he can't get past Hamon and not get destroyed by Jonathan's swole fuckery

>abilities
>draw
Hamon is literally "do whatever the fuck you want"

Not to mention Jonathan, being a jojo, constantly does stuff like set his own fucking fist on fire to surpass an weakness

>Hamon is literally "do whatever the fuck you want"
Not in the slightest. Even then Tanjiro can literally see Hamon coming out of his body and how it works.

>Also scaling him to Joseph, because they both use hamon so whatever he and other hamon users do they say Jonathan can do?

Does this mean Tanjiro can use every breathing style and blood art then? Same logic

>Not in the slightest.
Yes, it is. Hamon is literally only limited by creativity.

Need i remind you of the time joseph used hamon to block bullets with hair? Or the time Zeppeli used hamon to turn wine into high-pressure cutter blades? Or the time they used hamon to turn a bunch of leaves into an glider? Hamon can even knock out normal people.

Tanjiro fights with a SWORD. Swords conduct hamon.

>Yes, it is. Hamon is literally only limited by creativity.
Yes user Hamon is toonforce.

>Tanjiro fights with a SWORD. Swords conduct hamon.
Tanjiro's sword absorbs solar energy

>Yes user Hamon is toonforce.
Except it literally is limited by creativity. If you can think of a way to use the hamon, you can do it.
>Tanjiro's sword absorbs solar energy
Total Concentration /=/ Hamon

Jonathan's attack potency and durability(Death Battle said that Dio and tank Star Platinum attacks no problem)

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I KNEEL

Actually who wants to bet on what stats they give Jonathan

I will say..

AP: 10 kilotons of TNT
Speed: 25x FTL

I'm going to say they're going to give him a bunch of strength because of the Tarkus mountain-busting feat, and Speed is going to be FTL because he managed to react to Dio's Laser Beam Eyes

actually the ripper eyes are just high pressured jet steams and not actual lasers

>Speed is going to be FTL because he managed to react to Dio's Laser Beam Eyes
Didn't that kill him and go straight through him without resistance?

why'd the last thread get deleted?

Nothing can stop DC or Jojo

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Dunno because I was asleep.

Shitposting and shitflinging is my guess

It did, but he did narrowly avoid getting killed the first time it happened

because Dio had no logical reason to have gotten significantly stronger physically in part 3.

"Hamon is not literally sunlight, it has the same properties, which makes it a perfect weapon against the supernatural, but it usually takes the form of a battle aura or an electrical discharge, something sunlight clearly doesn't do. If anything this might be a huge detriment for Tanjiro, since this property will make his blade extra accessible to conducting JoJo's Hamon through."

So what becomes of the people who accept and actively defend this logic like it's Logos? What does that make of them?

Why did the last thread get deleted?

My hail mary attempt at seeing Tanjiro win is that he uses see through world to see the hamon coming through the sword, snaps it in half, and decapitates Jonathan..

At the end dio's head comes and takes his body

>decapitates jonathan
good fucking luck, that man's neck is as thick as a tree stump

desuarchive.org/co/thread/130166758/#130166758
you tell me

Good thing Tanjiro already cut through boulders and demons with steel like skin

ATATATATATA

Considering Jonathan's ridiculous strength, it might as well be

>I-I-ImMMa gonna COOM

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>The takes are bad on purpose
I've heard of them actually believing the shit they've said somehow

Tarkus? Barely even child level

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Prepare to eat those words

What is tanjiro from, love hina?
At any rate he's no match for a jojo

>Dr. Doom got cucked by a penis on fire

Wish I could unsee this page. MvC3 will never be the same again ...

This

youtube.com/watch?v=lAIyxzzWUxg

You’re implying they watch at all

Two hours until Swank shows his Tism again