"Star Wars"

Why do women hate Sonic so much?

What could woke twitter say about this?

"Ship" in this case is short for "relationship" and the people who "ship" two characters are called shippers.

Not all of them hate Sonic.

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>the people who "ship" two characters are called shippers.
not him but that doesn't make sense. relationship is not a verb

lol when jenny, the cute autistic larper, nicholson is shitting disney nu wars you know its ultra dead

In the prequels, everyone was retarded to accommodate Sheev. In the sequels, Sheev is retarded to accommodate everyone else.

she needs to larp properly in her perfect role

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Why does he still have the facial disfigurement if he's just a clone? Did he want to keep his distinctive look and purposely stick his head in a pod racers power coupling?

what race is this

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Maybe Sith cloning technology is more advanced than the Kaminoans'... who knows?

The Cute race!

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so if her dress is splayed out like that she just sitting her onderwear right on that bike thing??

It's the adaptation of Rise of Skywalker.

That's right, the fucking book adapting the movie contradicts the movie and the overall story.

>gotta go FAS

I still don't get it

I think that's probably at least in part because the last movie made literally no sense from a story point of view. The other two were bad as well but this one just felt like they wrote the action scenes first and then quickly scribbled a plot around it.

>so if her dress is splayed out like that she just sitting her onderwear right on that bike thing??
she doesnt wear any.

so the new trilogy is basically 90% a sci-fi retelling of the thing on the doorstep, one of lovecraft's shittiest stories, and 10% retroactively ruining the previous films?

bravo, mouse

I once jacked off on that speeder

fuckoutta here that is some junkie slut shit. she is the quintessential good girl not some bikers fantasy. terrible post

>onderwear

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lmao

>just sitting her onderwear
She's been known to go commando... so maybe not even that.

...

Are the people at Disney letting their assistants watch whatever they can of the Star Wars films and then having them describe the story in texts, or what? That's unbelievable...

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feels sordid to write the real word about her

>so maybe not even that.
just stop this. how can you jennypost and then mix in a completely unrelated fantasy that doesn't suit her at all. nobody is attracted to jenny because she seems like a trashy skank. just stick to the theme

For me, Jenny a slut
Definitely

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If she's comfortable going out with no panties, that just tells me she's clean, smells great and has none of the funk brought on by regular sex (UTIs, Ph imbalances, etc). She's still a good girl!

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JJ is a hack. We know this.

ridiculous. good girls wear extra layers just for modesty and propriety and out of fear and shame. i shouldn't have brought this up. a 'good' girl in a sundress spilling everywhere is just a slut in another type of costume

Book also confirms clones were a temporary inefficient solution sustain him, kind or implying Mando cloning business may have been in order to perfect it for Sheev but because Baby Yeed was kept from the remnant they couldn't get it right
Rule of 2 works

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>shit franchise is terrible
>conSOOMERS still talk about it hives and don’t realize their complaining = free press/buzz for Disney

You’re all puppets on Disney’s strings

In case anyone isn't informed, Jenny said she wears shorts under skirts, to be sure there is no chance of too much skin showing. and you can see she wears a tube top under a dress. so

Do people with FAS know that they have it

no, look on youtube adult fasd. if its mild you don't get a fucked up face. that's why you know jenny doesn't have it because if you get it enough to get a fucked up face, you're pretty retarded. like cam bocondova

palpatine was added at the last mintue after poor TLJ reception. he was never a part of the new trillogy

Holy shit that looks like my brother in a wig.

So is rey the dyad or what?

that's stupid she's obviously highly feminine. look at her pillowy lips. i just wonder what's with the epic canthal folds like is she sami

No. Both Rey and Kylo Ren were the dyad. For some reason Palpatine needed two force-bound people to help resurrect himself.

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>Disney NonCanonWars no young and handsome Jedi main character
DROPPED

she's really not
at best the slider is directly in the middle

That's retarded because of Bobo fett.
Palpatine could have made shit loads of clones.

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>he thinks any pr is good pr
The latest movies drop in earnings should tell you that negative pr is dangerous since when people hear something is shit they will avoid paying for it and just listen to others shitting on it

>Both Rey and Kylo Ren were the dyad. For some reason Palpatine needed two force-bound people to help resurrect himself.

that sounds beyond retarded

Leia isn't obligated to train new jedi tho

Being Force Sensitive is the problem, cloned bodies can't last having a high power level, and the dark side corrupts the body too so there's two sources of damage

so when these kind of books come out do star wars fans consider them the 'better canon source' than the movies? This isn't like other instances like harry potter and game of thrones where the original story is told in the books and the movies/tv are just adaptions of the source. It just creates another conundrum that if you want to explain a plothole of the movie you just say "uhh acktually in the novelization palpatine had a harem of alien sex slaves he fucks after each senate meeting"

/pol/ told me if they have blue eyes they're white.

Isnt this the girl who made a video calling Depp an abuser and refuses to apologise or take it down now its proven he was the victim?

El goblino por lo orco

>refuses to apologise or take it down
i think its tweets and i don't think anyone asked her about it and i'm not even sure if outside Yea Forums anyone thinks the tables have turned re: heard and depp

What!? That's classic JJ quality right there!

Jenny limited herself mostly to snide remarks.

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you assume that these hacks gave any concern to the lore of the franchise to begin with.

Nah an entire section of her POTC video has her calling him out. She even shows that video Heard used to try to discredit him

See

So Palpatine cloned himself... but he was still 100 years and couldn't even move. Right. Makes total sense, Disney.

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Love is a do word, user

yeah, but relationship is not

>The FAS race
Oh no...

shut up it's a cute girl with cute scandinavian (ultra white!) eye type

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>Disney managed to make Soi Wars such retarded now even normies are shitting on it
What a timeline!

>Rey
>Attractive
Lolwut

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Done right, the books can explain some things further, or show a scene that wasn't included in the final cut.

The problem in this case is that the movie is incompetent and there's barely much communication between the people working on it and at Lucasfilm, that the tie-ins make things make even LESS SENSE.

>Leia isn't obligated to train new jedi tho

She sure as fuck should've if she had the ability to! if she didn't train much then it would've been okay, but showing that she did learn Force abilities and beat Luke in a training duel just fucking raises more questions why she didn't.

it's clear from I,II,III and VIII that jedi are not even good. they're just some order that serves themselves and they might save you if it aligns with their interests. JJ didn't bother to notice this

TLJ isnt even canon dont put it near Lucaskino. Its pretty obvious in the prequels that jedi are a bunch of pretentious faggots blinded by their gigantic egoes.

her d*d is a based lord

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Everything was laid out for them so that they didn't have to care and they still fucked it all up.

Well, I did say mostly.

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>wherever i go, i must also coom.

>muslim politics
>right under donkey kong country 10 hours
I'm leaning towards yeah based

he also made california games which was this shining totem of the dreamy California culture and lifestyle, before it later became mexico shithole. his son is a tranny though so just goes to show doesn't really matter what you do in your life you can't control everything

I'm surprised people still don't get this, even though Disney has been amply clear about it.
'Canon' and 'internal consistency' don't exist, these terms were made up by trolls so they could complain about women and minorities.

Films in a series aren't part of a single timeline, they're each different takes by different artists based on some broadly defined common heritage. A book adaptation certainly can't be limited by facts established in movies.
You just have to let these young artists let their imagination run wild and enjoy the ride.

Does he listen to the ambient sounds while in salah?

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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Jenny's mommy apparently liked to drink while Jenny was living inside of her.

Things don't make sense in Clown World, rationalanon.

>"It's not that kind of a movie kid.."

t. Harrison Ford to Mark Hamill when Mark asked "Shouldn't my hair still be wet?" filming the scene just after having escaped from the death star trash compactor.

>Disney kills all retarded convoluted EU shit
>replaces it with the exact same retarded convoluted Luuuke shit but for Palpatine

Very disrespectful desu

the videos are about how muslims are bad

but fuck she looks good in that habib getup

How do we know Sheev doesn't have ANOTHER clone somewhere that got activated after Episode 9? Are we gonna be doing this forever?

How do we know that all of those hooded cultists weren't sheevs?

So if thay ruined old man body was a clone, why does Sheev stick around in it? Why not just prep another fresh clone and soul transfer into it when it becomes clear that the current clone is washed up?

There's probably a entire planet of sheevs called Palpooine.

Maybe TRoS Sheev was a clone of a clone of a clone and each generation was a little more retarded, so he was giving out retarded orders to his followers.

>disney wars
>canon
Uhhhh is this NOPE department???

Apparently he requires ritual sacrifice now, but didn't in RotJ?

If he was a clone, why were his fingers missing and shit? It really looked like they went with some sort of rebuilt itself nonsense like he's some organic T-1000.

Something about Sheev's powerlevel destroying the clone body

They gave zero thought to this. Actually people in this thread today spent more time trying to make sense of this than JJ did during the whole production.

underrated post

>Man, what happened to Palpatine?
Feminazis happened

most likely icelandic
second guess is finnish
something scandinavian at least

As if:
- You have a shot anyway
- She wouldn't wrinkle her nose like she smelled dog shit if you were near her
- Anyone cares about your incel 'trad" fantasies

>How do we know Sheev doesn't have ANOTHER clone somewhere that got activated after Episode 9?
According to Disney, they claimed that Episode 9 would be the "definitive end" of the conflict between the Jedi & Sith. Ergo, when Rey deflected the lightning back on Sheev and blew him up along with all the cultists, it somehow equates to the Sith Faction effectively becoming extinct at that point...... forever, apparently. This goes double for the fact that Sheev claimed that he was "all the Sith" when he came back to life, somehow channeling every Sith spirit ever. Thusly, when he died, his spirit + the souls of every Sith ever were destroyed along with him.
This effectively makes Rey the first Jedi ever to put a permanent end to the Sith once and for all, which is something Anakin "The Chosen One" couldn't do because Disney said so. No Jedi who ever lived was able to do this until Rey, a descendent of the main villain, showed up out of plot convenience. And this is what the franchise is permanently stuck with for the foreseeable future, and you've gotta deal with it.

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Everything made after Lucas sold it is non-canon and to be ignored

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Most women I know wear shorts or work out stretch shorts under dresses like that, especially in SoCal. Especially spandex, because it firms up the butt.

But you have to have dated and had sex with a woman to know these things.

I have no idea what this bitch is trying to say here can someone explain

For the record I do not condone violence but Fuck Disney Motherfuck Disney suck my dick sneed and feed I hope Corona breaks out in Disneyland may God have mercy on your soul Fuck You.

>TLJfag who complains about logic
Throwing stones from a glass house again, huh?

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Fuck off hon you will never pass.

why the fuck are there all these posts about star wars

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because the marketing can't end

Because this is a Star Wars thread, you silly!

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She's trying to sound more clever than she actually is. And her thousands of followers eat that shit up.

Fuck this world.

The funny part is that her sentence is grammatically incorrect

are we dealing with two fresh retards that don't get that she makes jokes? its a funny tweet?

It's not funny, and her sentence doesn't even make fucking sense. It's a bloody run on sentence and she didn't even use the commas right in the last part of the sentence. (she chains together a singular noun, then a plural noun, and a verb like they're the same thing...) Making a joke doesn't exempt you from being criticized for your stupidly.

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Keep in mind that it was also posted to Twitter.

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that's real? nice

Thirsty orbiters should be dragged into the street and shot dead

This bitch is ugly annoying and retarded

So are you.

Nu-uh!

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