WELCOME BACK TO X-PLAY!

WELCOME BACK TO X-PLAY!

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What was thier must unjust review lookint back?

more like welcoom

sexplay

For me, it was Layla Kayleigh.

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The first thing I ever jerked off to in my life was a fake nude of Morgan Webb.

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Stupid shows like these are what gave us modern sjw autist GAMERRRRRRRRRRR culture.

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Morgan chopped off her tiddies and The Sess went batshit insane. Teenage me would be so disappointed to learn what would become of them.

No it didn't. If G4 were still around today, the games "journalists" would not shut up about how misogynistic it is. G4 pandered to whatever they thought teenage boys would like.

>You want some too, buddy?!

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>Morgan chopped off her tiddies

Source? You sure she didn't just lose weight?

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Her richfag husband encouraged it. She must be his beard.

>max hardcore's day job

Forgot what show it was but I remember a show that would just show gameplay for games and I'd watch it because sometimes they'd show Dead or Alive shit and jiggle physics made my young brain go wild.

I see you are a man of taste, as well.

I was more of a Cinematech guy

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Cinimatech?

Wow that's fucked. They weren't even very big.

Nocturnal Emissions

The Seas did enough Cocaine to kill Tony Montana and he became a broken man.

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I hear this bullshit every xplay g4/techtv thread and no one - NO ONE - ever gives so much as a source to back it up. Its the dumbest form of "i heard it from my friend whose dad works at nintendo" shit you'd hear in grade school.

I was too focused on the tits and ass to remember but thanks for giving me closure.

And besides his personal issues, I was also bummed out to know that he was never a gamer and resents being a part of the industry.

kys zoomer

That's what it was? I thought he had cancer or something. For a while there, he looked like he was dying.

Every time g4 is talked about people tend to mention of how much they miss xplay and attack of the show. xplay was legitimately good but holy fuck was AOTS awful, it's like if Yea Forums was a TV show. They barely talked about video games, too much time was wasted on Munn doing some sexually suggestive skit which I guess was pretty hot when you're 14. Besides, Morgan was way hotter without even trying that much.

fuck G4 zoomers. TechTV Chads know the truth

this

Portal was the best show and it never gets mentioned because everyone here sucks.

>They barely talked about video games
AOTS wasn't supposed to be about video games. It was a "nerd culture" show.

AOTS was comfy. Kevin was based. He was like the cool older brother I never had.

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cocaine is a helluva drug

Sin-ney-mah-tah-ku
I can still hear it.

Kevin is fine, but Olivia did some pretty cringe inducing shit. It was so forced.

He had ass cancer. Apparently he's a fan of tranny prostitutes (which explains the ass cancer).

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He had to move into his childhood bed room at his parent's house with his wife after he left G4. Being an unemployed man in his 40 and relying on our elderly parents to provide for you and your wife will fuck a man up.

X-play was the only show that I thought cared about video games on that network. AOTS felt forced most of the time and Olivia was worthless.
Just to prove my point
>pic related

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>those baby arms

what is this, flyweight?

>using VGA in the era of DVI
fucking disgusting

Breast reduction surgery is quite common though. It's believable. 43,000 in the US in 2018!

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RIP Olivia's face

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she answered the call. simple as.

>Sara Underwood is now one of those off the grid thots who posts ass pics in the woods while making her boyfriend build cabins and do all the work

She got that quick rundown

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Worthless kike.

Based

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I STILL WANT TO MARRY BRIANA MCIVOR

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK I WATCHED EP DAILY EVERY DAY IN CANADA AFTER G4 WAS DEAD, ALL FOR HER, AND THEN SHE STOPPED APPEARING AS OFTEN AND THEN SHE WAS JUST GONE

BRIIIAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA

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This is the worst case of boggery i ever seen, is that last one really her?

i love the little sideways glance the guy does like "holy shit this guy is really geeking out"

I legit thought Morgan was a post op tranny 20 years ago, long before the memes
Ask anyone I knew in high school.

I've tried very hard for years to collect as many episodes of Portal as possible, and I'm still nowhere near close to having the complete series.

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Based, that show was gay af

Anyone remember Mr Sark on X-play? He went on to make some funny content at machinima

why were computerthots so hot back in the day and how do i go back

same. there something just so relaxing watching just clips from games with relaxing in gam music and no annoying commentary over it. i miss it, bros.

That last awkward season where they slowly fazed The Sess out of his own show. He was replaced by a complete dull dickhead. They didn't even wish him farewell. That last season was PAINFUL.

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when youre so skinny that you squeeze the pillow in next to you to appear larger

more like tweaking out

i thought he was into coke not meth.

I emptied so many sackloads to those milkers

>watches 10 hrs of ninja warrior

I liked the squid fishermen guys

Why would you even virtue signal that hard?

>I'm still relevant... Please pay attention to me

Bro Sarah Jean Underwood makes more than $20,000 a month on patreon from boomer paypigs

most recent pic

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still qt

Adam... easy one the söylent
is that bald or pig-like?

Sega channel

Same but it was a fake nude of Sarah Michelle Gellar

kevin pereira 2.0 was such a piece of shit

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Screensavers was better than all of that stupid shit

I remember cooming to her so many times. Morgan Manjaw.

my queen, o love her

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>90% of the people you post with grew up too poor or are too young to have enjoyed this unparalleled joy

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she has an active personal twitter

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Will never stop being impressed by the power of coke. By willpower alone he bends the glass

shes probably pushing 40 with kids. shame

DEGERNERATE FOIDS GET AWAY FROM THE GRILL

They probably got tired of Sess using the only toilet stall to snort lines.

Those tits and that accent were a perfect fap combo.

She's incredible

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She's gorgeous

G-4 was a great network that fit the times perfectly. The good shit,the cringe shit,and even the fucking filler. It died like a sick animal with the COPS reruns that people would comment on but even that seemed right. A whole Network built around the PS2.

yeah but it was before she took the bogpill so it was okay for horny teenagers.

You'll Cowards Don't Even ZDTV

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Even as a horny teenager I didn't care for Olivia. I was obsessed with Morgans titties though.

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I can't believe Morgan is only 5'2". I always thought she was an Amazon.

>Adam snorts a line of a white substance off the pillow and begins scratching his chest and shaking his head talking about how Jack Thompson is a complete asshole for saying Grand Theft Auto causes kids to be violent.

>puffy nipples
You started strong, user.

BASED AS FUCK

KITCHEN BUT NOT THE GRILL

I am going to make them give back our past.

no, but she's looking very haggard

Does anyone remember on their website they had one of the earliest video podcasts out there. And there was a dime peice redhead with nice milkers.
I cant remember her name. I don't think she ever appeared on tv tho

"I have a vagina!"

der coomer

Who doesn't have caller id nowadays?

He looked like such a shyster douche.

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is that cum?

Are we posting our favorite X-Play skits now?

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Back when I had Twitter I messaged Sessler about Trump and Israel and he responded by calling me an idiot and how the proof was in the pudding. He shortly deleted that tweet and also blocked me

She actually looks better. Like she's developed graceful femininity.

>adam sessler does a 24 hour bender and shows up on set with a strange Peruvian man wearing nothing but a bathrobe

>Fuck Facts
>Punch Dogwhistle

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Interesting how these antiracist shills have their personal life in shambles.

This thread just made me look up vids. There's surprisingly alot of stuff up on youtube, a real trip down memory lane.
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I would still let Wine Aunt Morgan sit on my face tbqph

Reminds me of the good old days of Yea Forums

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so Victor Lucas is all that remains of Electric Playground. I remember when the series was coming to a close after cancellation. Tough times.

I really hope the cast all found good careers that they enjoy. I think Marissa does sports coverage in Toronto or something and I wonder about Scott C Jones and Ben, Jose and Miri.

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Whilst I'm in my old Yea Forums folder.

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what ever happened to the pig & bald show, anyhow?

i'm still upset about Sessler becoming an insufferable SJW.

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Delicious, would breed like mad.

Apparently he never liked video games, xplay was just a job.

What in the blueberry fuckmuffins is this shit?

jesus christ what happened to him
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She was so cute

simpler times.
it's ok to cry

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>channel from 2004
>le zoomzoom
Nigger, shut the fuck up

What was that fucking special where Adam teamed up with the nigger from the car show for a scavenger hunt and there was a plot about Kevin being in love with Morgan Webb. Was I just having a fever dream?
I remember a lot of old G4 promos had jokes about Kevin obsessing over Morgan.

but would you have wanted it to go through GamerGate? how would they have handled it?

btw Victor Lucas uploads master copies of Electronic Playground on his personal YouTube, probably the only G4 content that's crystal clear/not ripped from VHS or DVRs

>why am i so bald

Tommy was always busy with his own company doing music for videogames, now doing Videogames Live orchestral tour, and recently became the CEO of Intellivision leading to the Amiigo mini console which will debut Earthworm Jim 4 as a timed exclusive (Tommy did the music for the originals and got everyone back together)

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