ITT: badly summarize a book.
>tfw no gf
ITT: badly summarize a book
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what the fuck
That's not a bad summary at all
>closeted bisexual falls in love with both his childhood friend and the friend's mom
better one:
>Canada wants independence but people are too addicted to drugs and tennis to care
You forgot
>tfw sister gf but no mommy gf
The west sucks
Man up, pussy.
this book is honestly garbage
Really? I loved it. But I am a sucker for those overwhelmingly bleak stories with an ultimately uplifting message.
Russian people are insane.
this applies to all of his books desu
kek
reading this made me feel very mentally weak for a good while. seeing someone good like the prince be so consistently manipulated and shit on got to me lads.
Books to overcome this despair?
You might like Dostoyevsky's "The Prince"
lmao
basically the matrix
space is time
>closeted bisexual falls in love with both his childhood friend and the friend's mom
he says badly summarize, not correctly summarize, user
is there another title for that? i'm having a little difficulty finding it
breathing is rape
pretty based imo
means im not a virgin at least
>I am a faggot
this book is your idea of an idea of a book
>IQ84
>knowing enough Japanese to immediately know what this is
why? why does this exist? what demographic is this for? I don't understand?
I don't know if it just translates poorly or what, but that really was a boring slog for me to read.
I don't mind a slow book if it's well written or has some good treatment or characters or themes etc., but this one was just boring shit, page after page.
Is his other stuff any better?
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>for every thesis there is an antithesis
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is that the fucking manifesto? jfc who buys these?
You take yourself way too seriously, bro.
fuck the chinese
be gone, thot
>doctor kills man and doesn't feel too bad about it
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORRO
tech bad, nature good
Scott did nothing wrong
Frankenstein is such an amazing book
>/r/thathappened
Whitoids are just like niggers but white
Get in the fucking school Shinji
Three volumes to take a shit
Just b urself bro
Chad takes revenge over Virgin
What christcucks believe
/pol/ LARPing simulator
Edgelord quest
Just Eat
Just Eat
Fuck peasants
Jews did it
Shameless russian ripoff of Nineteen Eighty-Four
>cavale
>Books to overcome this despair?
Humiliated and Insulted
>got milk?
>Is his other stuff any better?
no, it's all kitsch
>*Seinfeld theme intensifies*
1984 came out later, mongoloid
I don’t think you’ve read the book bud
why not lul
>big words thrown everywhere to describe the most retarded thing
>shitty female characters serving as the mc's sex toys and devoid of any personality whatsoever
>symbolism to appease to edgy pseuds
>lack of overall character development in the side characters
Fuck off with your pretentious pseud trash we want upfront and straightforward books.
On an isle full of dinosaur people are eaten. Dont play gods!
That’s the joke, silly boy
A castle full of wizard kids gets attacked by villian minions.
gay niggers from outer space
Lel
If only you knew how bad things really are
More like:
>optimists BTFO
This book is pretty bad, but the protagonist disliked his 'monkey hands', and I found that funny hehe.
That ending is genuinely one of the most beautiful images of human empathy and brotherhood in all of literature.
>Wash your penis
ftfy
"cultivate your garden" = "clean your room"
He said 'badly', user.
women are never happy with what they have and your best friends will betray you for some pussy
a guy you dont really care about did some stuff and some stuff happened to him
jews can think up some weird stuff but since its legible enough for children we let them read it
borges hates pagans and thus ends up killing a bunch of cute twinks and burning down an abbey
Need more Drugs!
like
I do not live in a society
a Chad, an Australian, a homosexual, a slut, a housewife, and an emo walk into a bar...
roasties BTFO
Dude samovars lmao
guy's mom dies and he has a nervous breakdown, then he copes by writing about someone else having a nervous breakdown and writing about someone else having a nervous breakdown whose wife has a nervous breakdown and writes about her and her husband's nervous breakdowns
>tfw no father figure
two homeless teenagers get raped, bond over their shared experience, wander around the US, fuck like rabbits, troll the employees at a diner and a hospital, get illegally married, almost destroy the Earth, and die alone, forgotten, and covered in honey on some random mountain,
Almost trips. Wonder what you fucked up
Thanks, you just ruined this beautiful book for me.
>b-b-but Severian is an unreliable narrator!
>the astute reader sees through his obvious Chad projections
>the mastery of the book is seeing through Severian's lies of vanity