LOL

>2020
>implying a girl will marry you before knowing your dick game

i guess if you are ugly and dont accept that ugly girls are for you

I watched this a while back because my roommate likes dumb comedies, it was surprisingly more thoughtful than I expected.
It actually makes you feel for the guy and makes his desire for a meaningful relationship, rather then mindless sex seem important.

It wasn't amazing but more mature than I ever expected.

I knew one of these and he had an older brother who was the same. Saw him two years ago and he was still the same, he'll be 50 this year lol.

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Didn't lose mine until a couple months ago at 27.

There is hope, anons.

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>tfw virgin at 24
>6'1
>full set of hair
>decent built
>good paying job
>no friends but have acquaintances I talk to every other day
>losing cofidence
Is it too late for me lads?

marry me

Soon

only times in college i came close to getting laid was freshman year one of the earlier times i drank and i hung out with some girl that was visiting the guy that lived in the room next door
well honestly i shouldn't count that
then in senior year. there was one freshman girl that really wanted me, but I didn't do it. I wasn't really all that attracted to her. A few other girls I could have gotten but i dunno my standards were high
then i became a neet after i graduated and don't even talk to anyone the past two years

I'm 29 yo and have never kissed a girl

L-LOL!! I lost mine at 19 like you guys haha

nah just get on tinder or something

Turned a wizard 2 months ago. Havent cared in years

>tfw female and virgin
It's not fair, bros

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I will be in a few months, I masturbate between 4-9 times a day and get forlorn feelings of girls in my past who were interested in me. Does it go away?

you know the rules

Lose weight fatty

just don't try like all the volcels on this board

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How?You must be some ugly monster to not manage to lose virginity as a girl or you have downs

same. i also dont try and have major esteem issues.

damn bros im 28 do we just lose it to escorts or what?

I doubt fatties these days are virgins

lmao, just be yourself bro

That or ugly chicks

better to become a wizard than lose it to an escort at that age.

>tfw when lost it recently
>she asked me to come back
Crisis avoided bros, I'm ascending
Sex is overrated though

same
don't you feel the need for female companionship just withering away? happens to me
massive involuntary cope probably

Get into decent shape, have a job and your own place, and learn how to use dating apps.

Started going on frequent Tinder/Bumble dates as a virgin at 27, managed to fuck the ~10th one and dated her for a little while

> managed to fuck the ~10th one and dated her for a little while
Is this how you imagined romanticism as a child?

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There is no romanticism in the modern age

am i a virgin if i only had sex with guys?

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Yes

hell ye im still a virgin

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>pic
yes.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO imagine getting even halfway or even a quarter of the way to 40 as a virgin it'd be like a bruh look at this dude soundclip except it plays on a constant loop throughout the guy's entire life
i'd kms myself, imagine not breeding with a girl during prime breeding age

well, at least he ended up marrying an used up whore and taking care of her family

Stop waiting for Gigachad and settle for someone only 3 points above you.

>female

and SO DO I

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>Havent cared in years
i envy and worship this attitude

i wouldve did that already if i gave a shit. i have no friends or peers to impress and i dont go outside other than for work. i dont use social media, i do nothing. i know how i got here and i dont care.

>later in life the girl actually demands certain attitude skill and confidence
Is this what ugly incels who never tried actually tell themselves?

4 more years for me.

>you missed out on childhood love and pair bonding

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it does count even if I paid for it right?

>>full set of hair
being in a relationship is bad for your hair, as being feminist is bad for your youth appareance.

yeah, is mostly "likes and swipes"

Don't worry about your tiny dick, bro. Once you get to the point where you're both naked it's no longer a deal breaker.

Tiny dicks are beautiful if pink

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You sound like the incel desu

Fairplay user.

i'm a 27 year old balding 5'10 manlet that has 0 friends and 0 social skills who still gets acne. you have more of a chance than me

>no u
Women don't care as much as your think, bro. Stop looking for excuses.

Ugly chicks have standards or probably are desperate and will try to get pregnant on purpose so you stay with them.
escorts is more a risk-free option.

The movie was kinda funny but fuck it kept going and going and going.

>Started going on frequent Tinder/Bumble dates as a virgin at 27, managed to fuck the ~10th one and dated her for a little while
how? i tried bumble because i had nothing to lose and got no matches at all

Like how does your first time at 27 work? You got to like bust in two pumps right. 27 years of build up. Damn. Glad I got pussy in HS where I could work them hips for the college sluts. Damn sluts.

imagine that ahahah

I can't wait to become a wizard. Only three years to go.

>two pumps
explain

Not him but I bet it’s the opposite, death grip from fapping so much. I had a hard time getting hard/staying hard my first time

It’s a euphemism for blowing your load early.

incel hands typed this post

This. It's worse than not cooming at all. When you coom at least it's over. When you cant get hard it's even worse.

I lost my virginity at 25 and thought that was crazy late. Being a virgin into your 40s is literally impossible

Tits or GTFO

>dude its impossible XD

howd all you normalfags get here

sit in your room for 20 years and do nothing. there you go.

>Being a virgin into your 40s is literally impossible
its easy, I just don't go outside and I envision i'll die a virgin

Projection: The Post

virgin im confident in my dick at worst i think I probably won't cum
it's the fucking physical thrusting part that seems like ass. How are you supposed to do that for more than like a minute without getting exhausted. Maybe it's less tiring than it seems

it's easy when you're deformed, I have massive scarring on my body from fire when I was little, the only reason I don't kill myself is that my mother would be devastated. as soon as she's gone I'll more than like blow my brains out. should be over 40 by then.

I'm more curious how so many adult virgins ended up on this board when you're only like 3% of your demographic. By sheer odds you're still a minority on here.

nah it's pretty obvious

33 this year lads, whats after wizardry?

what do incels think when they see a woman like this?

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Nah my first time at 27 I managed to last a while because I was offered sex after having already jerked off and become numb earlier in the day.

Plus the girl was a bit overweight
Still haven't fucked a girl with a tight/thin/athletic body, imagine I still won't last long if that happens

"bbc"

damn i haven't seen these webms in years
post the others

Probably
>BLOODY SHARIA DOESN'T ALLOW THAT! MUHAMMAD! GET THE STONES!!!

Make a move. I have nothing else to lose

"ooooh fuck she's so fine"
"what can I say to her"
"I probably can't say anything to her that she would like"
"she would probably despise me if I said anything to her"
"I'm a worthless piece of shit"
"I feel like killing myself again"

Dark lord
40+

Fuck off chang

I want to be her

When you hear a bitch start moaning from the thrust you find the power to do that for at least 10-15 minutes.

This, but 100% unironically.

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Just get an escort to fuck you

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No

Then shut the fuck up and stop crying about being a virgin

why don't gymcels get a gymshark gf?

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>paying to fuck some banged up old hag
some people have standards

At the gym I go to, I never see guys hitting on girls, not sure if or where that's acceptable or how one would initiate it

honey, you couldn't meet an escort's standards

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You can literally fuck women who look like 10/10 models. Pay for it.

>but waaahhhhhh I want a girlfweeeend
Tough shit. You're ugly and boring.

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This is what you do at like 22 to get it out of your system.
These virgins in their late 20's, or hell even older, are beyond hope.

literally google how to build a good tinder / bumble profile, and/or watch a YouTube video on it then do exactly what they do to a tee. If you can’t you’re just not trying enough, if you can honestly align with what they’re instructing you will be surprised how much easier it is, but you can’t just put whatever the fuck and hope it works out

theres no way this is actually real, i refuse to believe it

4 years to go for me. I scanned the thread and I'm the oldest one I think.

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Why are you Zoomers so scared of sex.

>be ugly
>smelly
>out of shape
>total social sperg
>boring personality
>"i have standards"
?

did her "career" tank after this given that theres no guarantee of fucking?

are you telling me to just copy and paste what somebody else did? i think i'm just hideously ugly and it doesnt help that i'm from jew york city

Chris Chan had sex with an actual woman. He didnt even have to pay

I got offered a threesome once but got butthurt about it because I thought she didnt care about our relationship. I was 16. Can I be king of 4channel?

Not if you're attractive, I went from an autistic incel in high school to having a normal sex life thanks to tinder

i hate whores, one day she's gonna be some kids grandma how fucking pathetic

yeah I guess in your warped zogged out mind I guess that's what I look like to you despite never seeing me lmao stupid fucking kike kill yourself

Yes, when it comes to big dicks women prefer BBCs

I feel like I'm not wrong

no, she's a popular escort with a successful onlyfans
guys regularly buy her amazon wishlist gifts

Generation Simp

you're a paid leftist shill of course you're wrong

are you fucking n.u.t.s. user? do you have any idea how many people would kill to be single in New York? women can’t find men to date in that town because hot women are in such high supply there that no one wants to commit. JFC, but that’s besides the point.

Like I said, do that and start there. You have the resources of the entire internet behind one of the most revolutionary changes in human mating behavior (in the most desirable town to test it in) and you’re not using it. Go to google, look at what one or two articles says, then do it. It’s all about making it your own not “copying” others. It’s just a reference point for data.

Okay now I really know I hit the nail on the head

>just go on Tinder bro
>worked for me

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>Must be circumcised

Why is that a rule? Wouldn't she only do stuff with a condom anyway?

>dude like make a profile and get laid YOLO

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I wasn't being ironic either

i dont think you quite understand how many giga chads there are in this city

Getting sex is easy, getting the sex you WANT is hard. I'm attractive enough and I can pull 6's and 7's no problem but I still seethe over my Handsome Squidward friends who get those "classy" hot 8-10's

Dont worry baby, 6,5" Aryan God Chad will sweep you off your feet in no time.

>don't be n.u.t.s. bro just get on Tinder and smash,it's super easy

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what an evil bitch fuck lara and her bullshit

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kill all paypigs

>implying an attractive guy will pay for that

the “economy” is out of wack because the vast majority of active users are men, and the majority of retards on tinder do what user does and don’t research the aesthetics of a good profile, it’s not that there are all these chads who are keeping all the women, if you start off with a profit that you didn’t put effort into you’re profile will get pushed to the back of the line out of the gate. There are literal firms that you can hire to get you a date from tinder, and the ones using them aren’t going to exclusively be chads. Women aren’t as picky with looks as guys, you just have to not be a retard about the process and be realistic about the amount of time you need to put in to get a return.

this girl is a literal 10/10 by the way she writes. I’m not telling KHV anons to go for and no KHV user is realistically expecting that.

ive never understood hating women until i read this

fuck women id rather be a virgin

there's a woman like that.

this is peak narcissism

Are you guys all just a bunch of Pajeets here?

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im native american if that counts

>implying anyone has an actual tinder bio
>implying anyone actually reads those
wew

That counts, yes

>cut in front of her in line
>turn and look her up and down, lowering my aviators on my nose and mutter "mother of god" just loud enough for her to hear
>turn back around like that was all I needed, wait for her to grab my hand and take me to the bathroom for rough pounding because I'm a Chad and she needs it

normies have them

I'm Norwegian.

ah very based, thank you for your service
just retarded then

lolling at all the cucks in this thread

5'4 semi-fat ugly receding hairline here never gone more than a month I was 18 not having sex

How the hell are you a virgin? Wtf, user? Literally no excuses

>tfw own autism stopped you from having 10/10 gf for at least alittle bit back in the day

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This. But also "I want her to sit on my face"

Being ugly in Norway where people are having less and less sex overall, and where 1/4 men are involuntarily childless.

all the muhammeds and alis fuckin ur sisters and moms lmao

You can't be that ugly, are you at least blond? If you came here, chicks would be throwing themselves at you just by you mentioning you are scandinavian. Also, hva heter du?

damn thats gotta hurt

y dont u get down on all 4 and suck his cock

I would if I could, no homo

No, I have municipality colored hair (as it's called here).
Out of my group of friends of 9 friends I'm the only one who has never been approached when we are out, all my friends got into their relationships this way.

how are you idiots still virgins

Sex has never been a problem for me, and I'm 5'4, ugly and a miniority in my country.

Do any of you idiots want some tips? I'll gladly help you out

>municipality colored hair
What's that, a ginger?

>who has never been approached when we are out
girls approach first in norway? what the fugggg

no, more like a drab brown. its called that because its meant to be a sort of gray mouse, from a stereotype based on public workers.
Many do, yes.

41 year old virgin here
cloest i've been to losing my virginity was seeing a woman, hot young girl, bending over at the supermarket so I 'accidentally' dropped a tin of sweetcorn on her bent over ass. she yelped and it was like i'd fucked her bottom from behind. still think about her.

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You sound cute, would date

Haha

nah

How are wizard powers like, user?

for what it's worth user i hope you don't and that things get better for you

This happened to my neighbors when I was a kid in California. Lint caught up in dryer caused next door neighbors house to catch on fire. I think it was two siblings. Saw the kid a few years later and he looked liked a monster. Sorry man.

You should make a youtube channel. You'll get chicks in no time.

haha

hey small world! dryer fire is what got me too!

Yes he did

You love these threads as much as everyone else does. That's why you post in them.

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

"mutt's law"

Are you? Only Pajeets think white people can't be virgins.

kek

Nah I'm good senpai, I'm already being myself.

But if shes like a 7 that means she has to settle for Gigachad?

every single time i see an attractiv person i think about killing myself

Yeah thats basically it

Me personally i think what kind of activity requires her to have no pants but shoes?

Attention whoring

Can she even make money surely there are hookers who charge way less for the "girlfriend experience. Someone find out if this is real it can't be.

It's literally some fucking beach you dweebs.

Unless said man doesn't just want sex but the companionship that comes with it.

LOL did she complain about nude onlyfan leeks got any postem lads fuck this bitch

nobody wears shoes at the beach retard

I do when I hike to a beach

>wearing full cover shoes at the beach

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you probably wear pants when you hike to the beach too.

>have active sex life
>best friend is a virgin
>create chances for him even to my own detriment
>he's frustrated by failures
>more talkative about his online life within discord and twitter than real life
>I am there for him, telling him to just endure
>just before turning 30 he scores
>with a girl who's my friend
>who I arranged for him to meet over 7 times
>has sex once
>suddenly a pussy expert
>claims he needs no advice
>claims all girls look at him
>still stands awkwardly with a beer bottle looming over women for 30 minutes thinking that's the way to hit on chicks
>said he doesn't want to be friends any longer cause I'm stressing him out too much and he's got his shit together now
>he doesn't have shit together at all

I don't regret helping him, but I wonder what clicked in him to become like this

Don't feel bad a soon a she gets to her mid 30s this specific chick will get fat, shell have those over your BMI pumps on her skin and look aweful.

Well, yeah. But I wear a bikini under it so I just take of the pants at the beach. Easy

26 year old virgin reporting in.

I get my fix by sexting with girls on Snapchat, Kik, sometimes Omegle.
And I know i'm desirable because I share my selfies to various amount of people and nearly everyone thinks i'm in 7-8/10 range.
Through my years of snap/kik/whatever the fuck journeys I've realized that most girls are extremely easy. You can start talking to some 19 year old and if you sent her a dick pic or your body they will think you're a fucking weirdo, but you don't do that, you entertain her a bit for a few hours, she goes from "haha maybe you will see my [insert body part] someday" to sending you short audio/vidoe clips of her wet pussy being fingered at the speed of light and her moaning like crazy in less than an hour. It is a good feeling that gives me confidence in my looks (face, body, cock) and me being solid at seducing girls both my age and considerably younger.
Sadly all that ends there because even though i've made countless girls wet and helped at least half of them cum, I don't that same confidence IRL and I am scared shitless to even make Tinder. I know I would get matches, I know I would be fine with text chat, I know some girls would even want me to come over or go on a date on the first few days of chatting, but crippling social anxiety is a fucking bitch.

Makes me curious of guys like who are probably in a similar place as I am. How did you end up doing those first 3-9 dates? I feel like I would completely botch the first few but get better with each.

Why are you wearing a bikini dude? Some kind of weird faggot sexual thing? You should do that shit in private imo.

imagine having any friends lol

I don't remember fucking asking

I'm a tranny, dude. What else could I be?

I have "friends" but I think they're annoying and I hate spending time with them. I'd rather be alone.

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I don't know what you expected opening a thread like this. It's obviously gonna be guys in a similar boat oversharing.

Most trannies are typically still too self aware to expose themselves like that, you must be ultra instinct levels of deluded to be able to do it.

bragging you mean

imagine being an incel yikes

Bragging about being a socially inept piece of shit who can't even reach a level of intimacy to get laid with some mediocre pussy even? Interesting.

I'm from London. Does that make sense?

im 20 and the only females i've ever talked to are my old family members (mom) I think 40 will be easy to reach

this

holy shit dude no wonder you're still a virgin

No, makes even less sense, there's no beaches in London, and anyone who wears a bikini on a beach in the UK is getting hypothermia.

elaborate

Jesus, how much hints do you need?

Hints for what? That you're a retard? I figured that out by your first post.

>the girl actually demands certain attitude skill and confidence, not creepy little incel hands
How hard do you think sex is? Not getting into a scenario where you have sex, but the act itself.

You just thrust in and out while going with the flow like any other situation.

Oh, nothing. Forget it

>going with the flow like any other situation
oh right
I always know how to get with the flow
flow rida, they call me

It's like Yea Forums made into a movie

:^)
I don't get why you're pretending to be a woman desu. What do you expect me to do, think you're less of a retard?

Did you miss the part where he gets married and has sex?

making a girl cum is not the easiest thing in the world

You realize the old in 'n' out is the exact opposite of any sort of flow, right? Yes, sexual intercourse is as easy as pumping a hole, but not being completely retarded doesn't make you good at sex.

(^:
Maybe

Test

^_^
All women are retards, so you're plan wouldn't have worked anyway

>_

sex is not hard once your dick gets hard, but since getting erect is very much tied to an emotional state, if you're a bit nervous it might not happen

They essentially have a button on the top of their pussy that makes them cum whenever you rub it.
The "g-spot" is in, up, and back towards you in missionary.
Women like to pretend their vaginas are puzzle boxes but don't fall for it.

>having emotions
Gay

I've done it, and if I can do it's fucking easy.

big fucking deal

NOT

sex is overrated

also all women are whores

>getting erect is very much tied to an emotional state
How fucking old are you and when was the last time you had an erection? Spoiler alert: if you don't regularly wake up with an erection for no reason, your dick is not working correctly.

Do you have material evidence or are you relying on roastie testimony?

I have an erection right now desu

Prove it

I'm rock hard the moment I realize sex is gonna happen. My dick is anxious as fuck.

It was really wet and she started moaning and shit. Looked like she was cooming but idk. She never mentioned it but I'm assuming I did something right considering she wanted to fuck me again.

I turn 30 next year and I'm still a kissless virgin. Never could have imagined this happening to me when I was a teen, but it did and now I'm convinced that I'll never lose it.

At this point I'm just too fucked up from all the years isolated from other people, there's no chance that I'll ever form a meaningful connection with another human being, there's no way that I'll be able to handle a relationship, there's no way that I'll be able to talk to women. I can't even bring myself to make a tinder or talk to women online. I just ignore them all together, I know I'm worthless to them so there's no point in wasting their time and my own.

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>childhood love is not love
>pair bonding doesn't have an expiration date because you don't magically stop producing oxytocin in your 30's
Stop making excuses.

>having a normal sex life thanks to tinder
That shit ain't normal

I can get my dick hard but I can never coom during sex. Thoughts?

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using the clit is cheating though

Brutal. You don’t have a hobby? Go to the gym?

>Never could have imagined this happening to me when I was a teen
I'm sure you realized there was something wrong with you when all your peers were going through their awkward puppy love relationships.

So if she started crying and screamed at you to get the fuck off me get the fuck off me I fucking hate you you would believe that you raped her?

I'm 70 years old my boy.
No, that's irrelevant to my point, morning wood happens unconsciously. Unfortunately you can't say to a girl "let's just go to sleep and in the morning I'll wake up hard as a rock".
good for you, but you sound like someone who has it often so you don't get nervous

Go to church, user

Why do people like you exist?

You literally listed all of your problems and then said "but whatever nothing i can do im a virgin!" Being a virgin isn't the problem, it's your complete lack of motivation in socializing with others. Holy shit dude, go to /soc/ or something and join a discord.

>women dont like me!
Women used to never even consider me an option. They would openly talk about men they wanted to date to "stop being single" while I sat mere feet away and was never mentioned or even alluded to. I started to eat better, work out, talk to people more, and styled my hair. Doesn't take long to notice the difference when you are suddenly being looked at and talked to by women who couldn't remember your name just months prior.

lrn 2 greentext

I was an anxiety ridden metal head in highschool and I still started fucking girls at 14. 26 now and a anxiety ridden alcoholic metal head and I still fuck girls. It's literally the only normie thing I care about. The fucks wrong with you tards? Start fucking immigrants or something.

>go to /soc/ or something and join a discord.
lol
(not him, to inb4)

Yeah, but I was still naive enough to think that "It'll come eventually".
No, I don't have a hobby.
I won't be able to relate to people even if I do get this make-over, still won't change the fact that I'm mentally stuck as a 14 year old and they're fully grown adults with life experiences. I have nothing to pull from, what do I talk about with another adult? How I spent 15 years locked inside my room sitting at the computer because I was afraid of people?
I see women my own age sometimes, I overhear them talking on the phone or talking to their husbands and it feels like they could just as well be my own mother, I don't live in the same world as they do, they're grown ups and I'm just a lonely, broken manchild.

>talk to people
>his imagination is fast enough to make real time conversation possible
kekkking @ the normalfaggot

every young norwegian male under 190cm is an Incel in 2020+

>haha just be mentally normal person

i just hope i genuinely fall in love with a cute girl and she reciprocates it. then i remember that that it’s false hope and suppress it ever night i cry myself to sleep.

All the more for me

What do you define as cute?

25 year old KHV here

Most people in my situation are probably just autistic but some of us are very ugly. Not patrice o'neal mode who actually had good genetics. I have a terrible skull shape and hairline with poor facial symmetry which makes me insanely ugly despite all efforts. Graduating university as a 25 year old KHV soon. I don't really approach anymore as many girls have made fun of my ugly face and laughed at me.

good advice for normal genetics but working out or getting a haircut does fuck all when your genetics are shit. I was 3/10 as a dyel and I am a 3/10 as a 3 plate bencher.

Still I would encourage anons on here to try, you might the genetics to make it. My only shot is to get a hair transplant and maybe some other surgeries once I acquire the money. Might not be too late.

This is your brain on analysis.

Post face

Who are you quoting?

noone

Shut the fuck up pussy. I spend most of my life glued to a computer jerking off and talking to myself. Go for a walk and get a job. If you can't at least fuck an ugly filipino you may as well kys

my taste is all over the place. can’t really describe it simply.

I know you don't want to hear this but all that shit is just in your head. It literally takes a couple months tops to break out of that funk and integrate into normal society. Getting a fulltime job and consequently some structure in your life would unironically fix 90% of anons' problems in this thread. Dismissing your shortcomings as "autism" is dishonest at best.

>fuck an ugly filipino
for what purpose

No way user

GOD JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Your rant doesnt help

Are you one of the depressed virgins? Go out and have fun

Who the fuck is Noone?

>Go out and have fun
not him but I have no idea what this means. What do people do for fun? I was thinking about this recently while sitting in my car and I couldn't come up with an answer. Where would someone even go? I haven't done anything but go to work and then come home for the last 7 years.

what's fun about fucking an ugly filipino

lmao

>when all your peers were going through their awkward puppy love relationships.
I was so autistic that I never took this shit seriously even as a kid because I had always heard how young loves never last from movies and adults so I didn't see the point lmao. never occured to me at all that those early loves were critical for gaining experience.

Sadly this. Casual sex is just masturbation. Intimate sex on the other hand is really fun, and only works when one cares for the other.

I’ve had a job for 2 years. Didn’t change anything. Actually it made things worse, it made me fatter and I now sleep like shit.
Also I’m not autistic, at least I don’t think I am. I’m just mentally ill trash.

I’m just not worth anybody’s time. It’s how I’ve always felt and the feeling gets stronger every year. As a 30 year old this is not going to get better, I’m never going to be a good alternative l, I will always be hyper aware of the fact that I’m a fucking failure that doesn’t deserve anything. Not to mention that women would never have the patience for a 30 year old virgin, you think grown ups want to deal with somebody that acts like a teenager and have no fucking clue what a relationship is supposed to be?

No way this is possible these days. Any 16-year-old guy can just download Tinder and find a girl to fuck.

Don't you need atleast an instagram account or whatever in order for girls to check on that first on those dating sites?
I don't have a single picture of myself from the past 6-7 years that isn't a family photo

Stop baiting

Guy you’re replying to seems slightly unhinged but he’s completely right. Answer me this: if the advice to at least try to put yourself together and fix it yourself “doesn’t help,” what do you imagine will? Nobody else can. It’s got to come from you, or else you just accept that you’re doomed - and at that point, he’s right. You may as well “kys.” Which you shouldn’t, because you should fucking try - try so many times that embarrassment stops meaning a thing, thousands of times, literally. Then you can say that advice like that “doesn’t help.”

Nah, I just used one selfie for Tinder.

Post head then

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Everytime I consider paying a hooker I just jerk off first and every single time my mind resets and I thank God that I actually didn't pay a prostitute to have sex with me.

I think I'd want to kill myself as soon as I coom with an escort.

Experience doesn't really matter once you get that first relationship in.

Because you don't want to be helped. You want to hide in your cave and make excuses for your perceived "shortcomings".

Go drink some beers with a bro from work. You will quickly expand your friend group which will eventually include some girls.

Because hanging out with girls is fun. Even ugly ones.

Do you guys have any fathers, uncles, boomer friends to talk to? Ask them to tell skin stories from back in the day and draw motivation from that. Sure, a lot of them are bullshit and life was better back then, but you are meant to hear this shit. It's the natural changing of the guard.

Also, 20 year old girls exchange sex like a handshake in 2020.

You must look good then.

>Go drink some beers with a bro from work.
Don't have any, the guy next closest in age to me where I work is almost 50.

reminds me of that video of the british porn actress fucking a virgin fan

dude couldn't get hard, granted it was being recorded so that probably made him feel more anxious but still

i want to fuck my cousin but im so pussy

what are skin stories

I don't remember how many times i read this similiar post

At least you have your health.

I've fucked hookers before. It's fun. I can think of worse ways to spend $200.

Its literally impossible to have sex if you arent Chad thanks to hookup apps. 20/80 rule is real and anyone who denies it is a simp.

I've been posting here since 2005, I get drunk a lot so I guess I've told my story a few times without realizing maybe

>hanging out with girls is fun.
God no.

Probably because it's the same couple dozen anons sulking in these /r9k/ threads on Yea Forums for the past decade+

Stories about girl's one has fucked. Local term I guess.

Nothing wrong that. It's good to socialize with with adults of all ages. I bet 50 year old bro has kids or nieces/nephews closer to your age.

Straight up. Also, if you hire whores with a buddy it goes from "shamfull encounter" to "hilarious buzz on"

Opposite of the truth.

>+300 post kissless virgin thread on Monday morning
fucking based

Slow down your speech to be more deliberate so it can match your mind, as in take a brief pause after every few words or when appropriate. It helps with the uhhing and stuttering.

>Nothing wrong that. It's good to socialize with with adults of all ages. I bet 50 year old bro has kids or nieces/nephews closer to your age.
That's not the point, those guys have literally zero interest in talking to me, a 26 year old. And they don't go out themselves, they're always busy with their families. The only interaction I have with them is giving me orders.

>Do you guys have any friends
wdytya

not everyone are tall with good face faggot if u are ugly you are fucked

Fuck you just reminded me of someone I know who takes these extremely long pauses of contemplation when talking. Not normal pauses but literally like 10 seconds.

This.
>5'6"
>bald
>thin bones
Its fucking over for me, youd think I was some pozzed SJW if you saw me on the street despite my moral values being the complete opposite.

Wow! Now I can make conversational contributions like "kekking @ the normalfaggot" (said very slowly) in real life as well!

yeah, fair enough.
I'm fat as shit but I don't have any illnesses.

Point is, find someone to hang out with. As a man, making friends is piss easy. Anyone you let sit on your couch and drink beer is likely to hang around. Think outside the box. You a nerd? Go to a game shop and play magic/yugioh/dnd. I bet one of those nerds has an alcoholic sister who might turn up horny one day while you guys are having beer and watching Yea Forums at his place

I'm short with long hair and a beer gut. Been this way since my parents stopped cutting my hair in highschool.

I look decent, I'm acceptably tall, my face is my strongest feature and while I'm nowhere near a chad, I don't look bad, I certainly "look" good enough to have a gf.

I'm still a 28 year old virgin that never even dared to attempt getting a girl, I've never even tried, I've just always known that I'm too worthless for one. It's all in your head, at least if you're above higher than a 6/10 it is. I see manlets with gfs all the time, I see fat dudes with gfs all the time.

If you have the mental capacity to get close to people, you will get a gf and get laid, if not you're fucked like I am.

I don't have a couch.

>Point is, find someone to hang out with.
how though? I don't think I have ever seen a 'game shop' in my life lol. I don't have any hobbies either since I'm always tired from work.
I have almost crashed my car from falling asleep driving a bunch of times lmao, working 60 hours a week is fun.

I have little cousins that I'm twice as old as that are getting their first gfs now, it's completely humiliating when the family gets together and I just sit there like the fucking loser I am. Everyone knows it too, nobody has ever seen me with a girl and they stopped asking past a certain age because it just became embarrassing to everyone.

Fuck this life.

What's worse?
Being a permavirgin and never experiencing sex, or being frozen from nervousness because during your first time becuase you've finally met a girl you love and you're scared of fucking up so you cant get it up?

>Point is, find someone to hang out with. As a man, making friends is piss easy. Anyone you let sit on your couch and drink beer is likely to hang around. Think outside the box. You a nerd? Go to a game shop and play magic/yugioh/dnd. I bet one of those nerds has an alcoholic sister who might turn up horny one day while you guys are having beer and watching Yea Forums at his place
I think you're severely underrating how high a self-confidence one would need in other to pull shit like this.

Greetings fellow gamer and consumer. I've been standing in this game shop for half an hour prentending to browse while waiting for someone to purchase "Yugioh" cards, as you just did. Would you care to join me for a game sometime?

Not having sex

permavirgin, is this even a question? fucking idiot.

Once you get that first gf out of the way getting other ones is easy.

I just avoid my family

Of course it is, imagine you're about to have sex with a girl you love and you being a virgin for so long makes you so nervous you cant operate and then she thinks you're a loser and nopes out.

lmao, normalfaggot advice is always funny

I'm never going to get the first one, I turn fucking 30 next year and I still haven't had my first one. It's over, don't you get it?

You live at home? Move out. Still rocking a neet bachelor pad? Take out the trash and buy a couch at value village/kijiji.

60 hours hard labour is normal where I'm at. It's probably what motivates us to want some pussy. Start buying weed. Great way to make connections.

fuck off you dumb normalfag, I'd be happy with just the thought of a girl being attracted to me at any point of my life, let alone being able to have sex

Oh, fuck off. Just act cute and adorable

>Start buying weed.
no

This thread is for people looking for advice on getting a gf

do i count as a virgin if i've only ever paid for sex but i've slept with like 100 prostitutes?

also i've had girls try to sleep with me before but i'm deathly afraid of intimacy.

UwU pwease mistwess....I desire but a morsel of coochie...just a crumb, m'lady, a succulent molecule of your womanhood :3

>losing confidence
I think you never had any

no you're not a virgin, just pathetic

>slept with like 100 prostitutes
>i'm deathly afraid of intimacy
wat

There you go.

You first have to marry me and to do that you have to be chad

I get it. It never gets easier but you have to practice. Look up phenibut if you have self control. Read the warnings.

Just an example I asspulled. In my closest city there is a shop called gamezilla that hosts tabletop games in the evening. I saw many nerdy types dudes like us in there. But go ahead, make snarky greentexts instead taking a look at why you're depressed.

Any good skin stories?

you jest but acting like that I managed to get one to sit on my face

still a virgin though

>greentexts

I was a one pump chump. Only time i had sex too. shit sucks man

Would actually be pretty hot but only if she laughed at you.