He never murdered anybody, let's just be clear here. They were all home invaders on his property (Squatter's right exist in America) and even if he wasn't, he never killed anybody. sure he swung some gardening implements, but how could any lawyer convince a jury it was his fault a bunch of teens was hazardfully walking around drunk and high while he swung an axe or machete?
He literally cannot be charged with anything
Brayden Ortiz
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Daniel Sanders
Very true. It was just a bunch of misunderstandings and tragic accidents. Seen a few others like them in my time.
Nathan Perez
I get what you mean brother. Freddy can't be charged for murder either since he never physically harmed anyone. All the harm that came to the teenagers were done by themselves in their sleep so he's innocent.
Angel Anderson
How the fuck do you kill someone in their dreams? It was all cardiac arrest. That's like arresting someone for looking scary. And being ugly and scary should not be against the law.
Logan Reyes
what about when he was a human and the Elm Street Slasher?
Eli Jones
He was found innocent in a court of law
David Sullivan
He literally gets off. Did you not watch the movie?
Gabriel Watson
he was still murdered by an angry mob. mob justice is still justice.
Michael Howard
Mob justice is injustice
Austin Gray
Anthony Long
I always rooted for Jason when I'de go see a Friday movie with my buddies. Guy just wanted the annoying teenagers to stop drinking and fucking on his lawn.
What about the Kid's he diddled and killed when he was alive?
Has this ever happened in a real court case?
Juan Foster
>What about the Kid's he diddled and killed when he was alive?
he was acquitted. simple as.
David Brooks
That was obviously someone completely different, do these two guys look the same to you? It's obvious that the one on the left is guilty and the one on the right is innocent, checkmate bitch.
Easton Gutierrez
What about that time he punched that dude's head off in Manhattan?
Samuel Reed
one of the best horror spoofs
Ethan Clark
Self defense
Jacob Wright
No jail can hold Jason Voorhees
Bentley Price
that thug had been assaulting him for nearly a minute straight, punching him over thirty times. Jason punched him in self defense exactly once. How can you charge him for defending himself? he wasn't even armed.
Christian Rodriguez
self defense, that guy instigated the fight and hit Jason first
Angel Roberts
Michael Hill
Technically, death itself can't be charged for anything since no one would have died tragically had they not cheated fate and died the way they were supposed to.
Carson Peterson
Self-defense-excessive
Connor Torres
Living in New York City is assault.
Eli Wood
What about that one time he literally murdered people in outer space though?
Luke Gonzalez
Name ONE (1[I]) chargeable offense
Brayden King
No one can hear you scream in space, so there's no witness to charge him with anything.
Logan Taylor
nigger they literally kidnapped him and tried to kill him repeatedly. Plus, what law exists in space?
Jordan Hernandez
International space, only 10% of crimes in international waters get pursued in court.
David Morgan
Trespassing
Ian Edwards
They kidnapped him, and he was using the bare amount of force necessary to leave the spaceship. As an armed combatant waging an insurrection, anyone he kills is not murder.
Mason Carter
Jason is the patron saint of virtue , he delievers retribution to the degenerate
>kills degenrate jocks and pot heads
>kills thots
Jayden Walker
when and where? name one time. and building something where somebody walks doesnt make them a tresspasser.
Carter Morales
Well I guess you're right, Godzilla is cleared of all charges.
Wyatt Hernandez
That game was hard as fuck in the beginning.
Parker Collins
Consider his origin story: the revenant seeks revenge upon the degeneracy that caused the negligence that led to his death.
Benjamin Diaz
This one actually is true tho
Aaron Rivera
How the fuck would the legal system handle a zombie?
Brandon Roberts
Glad to know there's at least one logical person on this board
Colton Campbell
>NOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING SEX IN MY CAAAAAAMP
>MOMMY STOP THEM! KILL THEM MOMMY!
>STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Alexander Moore
Jose Rogers
Jason X though?
Austin Ramirez
1st President of the United States here, I can definitely say that Jason Vorhees is cleared of all charges and will be given the medal of honor for being so brave in the face of such adversity, so let's give him a big hand.
Connor Hill
Chucky, Ghostface and Pinhead when?
Adrian Powell
I can make Pinhead for you. Gimmie a sec.
Adrian Martinez
You posted it, I wait.
Cooper Ward
how about that time he punched a nigga's hard clean off the body
Zachary Lewis
It was after the nigga punched him a shit ton of times, it was self defense dude.
Jackson Murphy
And Jason followed New York's anti-littering law.
Benjamin Kelly
>NOOOOOO DON'T SOLVE MY PUZZLE
>FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US!
>NOOO PLEASE I WAS FINALLY GONNA HAVE A GF! NOOOOOOO!!
Joseph Walker
He's back!
Logan Martinez
>They convict Jason of murder
>He just possesses the judge by hypnotizing him into eating his heart
>Jason is now a different person and can't be charged for the past crimes
How do we stop him?
Austin Jones
mask should be expressionless with tears coming out the bottom
Austin Jackson
Based. I'll use this on my future hellraiser threads.
Ian Morris
No, the idea was to make the mask Michael's face hence the zits and raised eye brows. His autistic mask became his face
Henry Nelson
Dominic Thompson
The eyes should be totally dark.
Aaron Fisher
the irony of a feels guy Michael is he has no feels to feel
Nolan Williams
wait, if you did a rob zombie h2 mask, where its torn to crap, you might be able to do somethin akin to
Mason Gutierrez
Jonathan Turner
Blake Phillips
Loitering
Arson
Noise violations
Jayden Gomez
he gave them a choice
Anthony Long
Can you prove he, in fact, owns Camp Crystal Lake? As far as I'm aware Pamela Voorhees never owned the camp. Not to mention his murders off of the camp grounds would fly over your defense
Anthony Moore
Not paying tolls.
Anthony Peterson
Hey Tv, John Marshall here, longest serving Supreme Court Chief Justice.
I helped define early american federalism, establish the relationship between the US government and the American Indians as well as clarify and solidify the concept of judicial review.
When I was writing my opinion in Marbury V Madison I considered circumstances exactly like Jigsaws. Just like the early republic after we issued the Declaration of Independence, jigsaw gave his target a choice, and they chose poorly. It’s therefore impossible to hold him accountable for murder. kidnapping is the most he could even be charged for.
Alright guys gotta go, I’m in a dispute with President Jackson over some Indian treaties, unfortunately they chose to sign them, and then chose to walk the trail of tears so I think any claims of genocide will fail. Might have to take the L on that one. See you guys later
Gabriel Scott
Oh wow!
Thank you for the insight Supreme Court justice John marshall!!
Jose Jenkins
The camp site wasn't his property. He was also a camper when they let him drown.
David Miller
In part II he goes into town, breaks into a house and stabs a woman in the head with an ice pick. Literally his first murder.
Jaxson Perez
>mob justice is still justice.
You couldn't be more wrong.
Tyler Martin
Statute of limitations. Also this
Lincoln Williams
He bought the ice pick and returned it. He had a receipt.
Josiah Barnes
She killed his mom. Temporary insanity.
Nicholas Barnes
It was a year later.
Evan Ortiz
it was made a year later, took place the same day. Really it was just self defense, or at least defense of his family.