What would you use this power for?

Rape

sounds like you have a crush on him. obsessed

take over the world by threatening to derail trains, obviously

>It sounds stupid, but I'd carry a mouse around and make it look like it was flying. There was an autistic kid I went to school with who was terrified of the the idea of flying mice, so I'd want to scare him. I don't know why. He was such an autistic retard, obsessed with the dumbest thing. So I'd like to spook him good with a mouse. I can't think of a bigger retard than him

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But, stealing is wrong. Rape isn't.

Rape these Anons

Introducing me in qt's appartment, wait for them to go to sleep

then eat all their food and braaap into their face loudly

also i'd fuck with the fuse box to turn everything off

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walk around in the world without getting looked at

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you're just mad no invisible man wants to rape you, you roastie landwhale

I'd go into public women bathrooms. Not to perv or anything, I just want to see what is it like inside.

you disgust me

realistically how would you make money with this power AND live a normal life

if you're truly invisible, you'd also have to be blind. no light would reflect on the back of your eyeballs to let you see. so solve that problem first before raping anyone

what it was a ocular light bending suit like in the new one?

I would rob shit, I guess

Just wear sunglasses
Problem solved

why do you have to be such a fucking nerd?

Mostly the same except occasionally you might find used tampons or fetuses clogging up the toilets

Hang out at a bank with a vault or safety deposit boxes, watch for the code or key or whatever, when everyone leaves take the money and leave out the back door

steal people's credit card information, use it to do your shopping online. order the packages to some other house and then steal the packages. jack people's money as they make cash withdrawal's from a bank, then deposit the money into your own account to pay for bills. proceed to live your life by shitposting anonymously on the internet and not interacting with human beings in a face to face manner.

you could prob just waltz inside a bank vault or someshit and take some fat cash stacks

Anything other than stalking my feminist ex-wife.

>if you're truly invisible, you'd also have to be blind. no light would reflect on the back of your eyeballs to let you see.
Wear infrared goggles?

Do I get a set of invisible clothing or I have to move to Florida?

Do I have the power to become visible again? Because if not I'm fucked. Also, would I appear on Infrared?

Honestly, I'd probably just start punching a mime and watch the people enjoy what they think is the greatest performer of all time.

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>I can't think of a bigger retard than him
user, I...

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Killing people. Reminder of the original Universal 30s monsters the Invisible Man has the highest body count having killed an entire train full of people and an entire regiment of policemen.

become the world's most successful assassin

>become the world's most successful assassin
...or the perfect spy... or both.

Cum on womens heels

I would hug people :3

I would legit just sucker punch people to watch their reactions.

Become a annoyance to my hot neighbor
>Move keys around
>Mis match socks
>Leave fridge doors open at night
>Sign them up for porn sites
>Masterbate them and stop before they climax

the annoying rapist

>"Goddamnit I was so close, and why us the fucking window open!?'

Eating my sandwich without finishing the crust part
Then throwing the crusts away to hide the evidence
The perfect crime

People would be able to see you stealing it, doofus.

What the fuck

If I were invisible I would severe rose's head and put her clitoris in her mouth and then leave the "gift" on mrs A's doorstep. That would be a funny thing to wake up to.

There was a softcore porno with this exact idea. You can probably find the whole movie on Xhamster or Xvideos if you look.

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i would go in rooms where girls are undressing and fap in front of them if not on them

would i have invisible cum?

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>you will never be invincible
Why live bros

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I really hope being a ghost is as much fun as movies make it look.

Because I'm invisible

>as movies make it look
usually ghost seem to be in some sort of constant torment or are more like machines that have to abide by whatever ruleset thier curse dictates only existing to make others suffer as they have. Grduge,the Ring,Haunted Hill,13 Ghost ect

I could think the movie " A ghost story" is interesting though.

>stand around with a bedsheet on you
>kinda just observe those around you trying to do whatever it is that you failed to do while you were alive
>time passes irregularly and you can even time travel somehow
>can somewhat interact with objects like shaking a lamp or playing a piano
>can somewhat interact with other ghost you might happen by
>eventually when you are ready you can just "move on" to whatever lies ahead

that was a nice movie

>He was such an autistic retard, obsessed with the dumbest thing
kek
nice post user

get rich somehow

If you were invisible, why would you keep a job?

Underrated

>all trains get thermal cameras
>when feds catch you they cut you open to try and see what makes you tick

Raping women and stealing just like the man himself

t. Stasi.

Walk into cooperate meetings and take a huge insvsibile steaming shit right on the desk and watch them slowly start to grimace from the smell

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>why yes I do rape women, how did you know?

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Based and faustian pilled

Shit on unexpected places

Sneed

i would prank people non stop, then rob their homes to support myself financially. I wouldn't do any raping because i could just buy whores.