How long would you have lasted?

That's weird, I experienced something similar but she thought it was cute and didn't seem particularly bothered by it.

I don't think I could cum from just that

I don't recommend it. I get a lapdance and cum pretty much every time and feel broke and guilty and creepy afterwards. It costs a lot of money on top of being a sin and it's not considerate to the dancer.

Depends on the club. Most of the time they don't care as long as you don't cum on them and its almost expected. The dudes who wear like the thinnest gym shorts possible and no underwear are the worst

dumb sissy
what flick is this? thought it was philip seymour hoffbased

Those are rookies number user
You gotta pump those numbers up
I've be at 8 per day for at least 10 years now

Lmfao

How the fuck can you guys cum just from a stripper grinding on you?

>30 seconds
lmao were you on nofap?

Few seconds. Would have ripped off her panties and sunk into her cunt and pounded till I filledher fulll.

I miss my dyke roomate. Would just walk into her room while she was half asleep,pourposely put on those tiny shorts she knew drove me up the wall when her and her gf were on the outs or fighting or I could hear the soft hum of her vibrator and take her when and how I wanted.
All cause the cunt couldn't pay her half of the bill and lets me use her when I want how I want and as as long as I want for the entire month. She makes more then me for fucks sake, she could pay the bill.

The Lobster

based

I can't feel my dick because I'm crippled. Kill me lads

one time i did from my mom sitting on my lap too long

save your money and get a vr headset, you don't feel it but it's pretty fucking close.

you can if you save up for 3/4 days and she's really good.
Or if you save up for 5/6 days and she's merely quite good

Yes. I haven't masturbated since the Obama administration.

This was just a boring ego stroke thing for normie girls.

I'm unironically a VR porn developer

I am a 37 years old wizard...

go once get a lapdance just to say you've done it
and never waste your money again

I feel like it wold be rude to expose a woman to me, nevermind force her to be close to me against her will. Even if I was paying her.. I am too gentlemanly desu.

It's not that hard to figure out. Some of them are sitting and grinding directly on my boner, and when the stimulation is right, it's essentially like an over-the-pants hand job with their butt.

I'd probably cum just from her looking at me.

Or any female really

Friction

anyone else get the nervous cummies?

Nice, do you think VR has potential in the market? How long until the VR porn becomes mainstream?

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

have a sensitive dick and be horny
circumcised guys are less sensitive so having foreskin is a major factor

30 seconds

My foreskin is pretty sensible, I think I wouldn't last long if I haven't fapped for a while

To be honest, we've failed to make barely any money so far, despite super high quality girls (unironically the best I've seen so far). But. We've made mistakes too. I also don't think realistic VR Porn is a great thing. If people want real porn they go watch porn.
Anime shit on the other hand does very well. But my boss owns a studio to capture real people to turn them into digital characters. So that's what we do.
It's in a weird spot right now. You either make nothing or you make shitloads. RIght now we are in the nothing category. I don't want jannie to ban me otherwise I'd post my penetration system I'm proud of, I haven't seen a better one.

based and uncut

Thirty-five years.

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My foreskin is belligerent and stubborn, I wouldn't come and make the stripper feel bad and demand another dance

>It costs a lot of money on top of being a sin and it's not considerate to the dancer.
why would a religionfag like you even go to a strip club? how isn't it considerate to the dancer?

Based

You put a condom on before you go in the strip club so you can have a relatively no mess orgasm

>I don't want jannie to ban me otherwise I'd post
don't you know you can just use your phone's data to evade bans?

>why would a religionfag like you even go to a strip club
Because I'm a sinner and ocassionally I fall into temptation
>how isn't it considerate to the dancer?
People don't like being ejaculated on without their permission. Now in most of my experience they don't appear to notice, and it's typically after they've been grinding on my crotch pretty aggressively. But it still seems problematic to orgasm in front of someone without their consent. I worry about MeToo

when i get happy endings i cum ridiculously fast but that's like their jobs to give handjobs. i don't think i could cum from just dry humping though

>awkward unenthusiastic grinding through 3 layers of clothes
probably a long fucking time

based gay guy

they're literally rubbing their ass against your dick, what do you think it's gonna happen?

do you consider coming to Yea Forums "falling into temptation"?

sweet vishnu, which american hotel having this???

Female physical contact is a powerful force

Reminder that the maid was portrayed by the director's wife

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Despite having a fever that's three days going, chills so my whole body is shaking, a dry cough and a running nose, I still keked out loud

>on top of being a sin

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I wish I had a wife

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She cute, Lanthimos has good taste.

Hope you don't die bro

Not really. I don't go to the porn threads, but even when I see the ads and postings in the catalog, I'm just kinda numb to it, doesn't really affect me like it did when I was still masturbating.

Are there any skills that you've learned to enhance the experience? In the same way that porn chooses positions based on what makes for a good shot for the cameraman, I'd imagine there's some finesse with how VR porn is shot/choreographed

Hollywood is a cesspit of degeneracy. Imagine having a reletionship with one of these people and not being a cuck. Having to watch your husband/wife kiss another person every single movie they're in or pretending to have sex.

I’ve never been able to cum from a girls touch, even though I fuck my gf and she gives me bjs I always just finish on my own after she leaves

Thx. That makes two of us

>when I was still masturbating
damn dude. godspeed

One of my bosses took me to one and it was fucking shit.

>tfw just fucked some haggard old broad that used to crush on me at the liquor store I worked at about an hour ago
She had some nice tits but I have literally never regretted anything more than that during that post nut clarity. Don’t listen to the anons telling you to have sex anons, if it ain’t right it ain’t fucking right

normal people have sex (often) so don't think about what you're talking about

>my boss owns a studio to capture real people to turn them into digital characters. So that's what we do.

Well projecktmelody is making a lot of money on chaturbate and many thots are seething over it.

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These are corona symptoms

Then everybody clapped and farded

>be sexless virgin guy at 32
>go to one of those Asian parlors
>50 yr old mamasan
>she jerks me off and gives blowjobs every time I go
>one day she asks me if I want sex
>yeah sure
>didn't even ask for or put on condom she just climbed on top and started riding me
>felt pretty good but didn't even come close to cumming.
She had to death grip my dick in order for me to nut. Haven't gotten tested for STDs and I've eaten her out a few times. Yes I'm dumb and black.

It'd be awkward if the stripper wasn't attractive for you and even after grinding you for 20 minutes you can't get it up, that's my only fear.

Man even just jerking off it usually takes me at minimum half an hour.
I'd really like to have nice quick, casually sex but always need to big thing for me to feel really satisfied.

That's not true.

was she a qt

Me neither.

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Me too for the last 22 and its made me a premature ejactulator because i've trained my body to come quick and can't turn that off.