What would you do in this situation?

is it worth watching?

wake up a black girl with huge tits and ass

if i accidentally thawed lawrence i would thaw weinstein and jettison myself from the airlock.

Based and blackpilled

This but against their will

With a hammer. Break their skull, dip my hands inside their cranium to fish for their gooey brain and smash it to the ground.

Kill everyone.

kill myself, even if i woke someone up there's no way we could go 90 years alone in a boring ass spaceship without starting to hate each others guts

yawn

Kek

find young boys
wake them up
molest their prostates until they're convinced they're girls and their fathers are their wives
put them back to sleep
repeat

This desu. At this point I feel extremely uncomfortable around people and satisfy my social needs by shitposting.

I'd regret waking up any of those thots within minutes.

Turn off the movie and go watch its superior: Pandorum.

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Not really, one of the weird things that stuck out to me is that his social standing and ticket choice was basic asf and is pointed at for jokes that he can't even drink an advanced coffee, but for some reason is allowed to go for unrestricted space walks because plot

This.

They can't go back to sleep, that's the point of the movie dumb dumb

seems pretty standard like a hotel/resort
activities are all includes but you have to pay extra for every drink or more meals/options

Imagine if the film began with her waking up and walking around and finding Chris Pratt, then what was in the movie up until she finds out he woke her up and then we see what actually happened.
>Aka dude being alone for a year, slowly being driven into despair and contemplating suicide
Also the movie would get some nice thriller vibes, since if you completly disregard the beginning, his character is creepy as fuck

Yes. I used to joke with a hot (jewish) colleague about this movie "Which colleague would you wake up ?". If I had to commit rassenschande, it would have been with her.

And if they kill you first?

Wake them all up

Except for the part at the end that shows they can go back to sleep.

Based

shot 1 he's fully reclined, shot 2 they show him reclining

Exactly.

When you star at a resort you're allowed to walk outside and visit the beach but you have to pay high price for shrimp and lobster.

Hmm I didn't think about it that way.

YOU RUN OUT OF RESOURCES
THEY PLANNED FOR EVERYONE HIBERNATE ALL THE WAY THROUGH

HE SHOULDA TOLD HER THAT BECAUSE THE SHIP IS MALFUNCTIONING SHES LUCKY TO BE AWAKE AND OUT OF THE POD CUS IT COULDA JUST KILLED HER IN HER SLEEP AT ANY POINT

One person can go back to sleep. The other person has to activate the machine for the person.. Leaving one person awake.

Ok RLMfag, how about you go save the horror genre instead

can't they just ask alexa to do it or something

That's retarded. They're women

Have sex

Yeah but they can get the hammer too you brainlet. Had you said you would kill them with your bare hands your larp would have been perfect.

I would wake up women, cisgender women, ok ? Seeing my other slaves, collared, submissive, totally mind broken after all the rapes and beating they took, would leave them no hope about their fate. I would never ever use toilet papier again to wipe my shitty ass...

I'll never watch this someone tell me the basic plot.

A man got bored of shitposting so he kidnapped and raped a woman to death.

wake up all the hot women

Wrong. That was him thrusting his boner upward. Holy fuck have you ever had sex?

>reveal vast stores of backup parts for maintenance
>still only one hyper-advanced do-literally-anything medical table and cyro pod

Would start to kill random men with my precious hammer and stakes. Straight to the heart while they cryo-sleep. Trust me, it would have been a way better story.

Thats a rip of i am legend

And then they would wake up other men.

Spaceship sends 5k people to colonize a planet but Chris Pratt wakes up from cryosleep 80 years early so he has to live in the luxury spaceship by himself. Eventually gets bored and wants to kill himself so he wakes up Jennifer Lawrence to be his waifu and be stranded with him and doesn't tell her.

You mean Dracula ?

So he just makes up some excuse for why she got woken up? I assume at the end he sacrifices himself and puts her back to sleep? Do you see her tits?

He blames it on a problem with the spaceship they're in (which is actually a major plot point, it got hit by an asteroid damaging a vital component). She figures out he woke her up from the robot butler, gets mad at him, he tells her there's another medipod that supports stasis but first they work together to fix the ship, however she decides to forgive him and they live together on the ship until they supposedly die.

Dont listen to this
cock gobbling faggot. The flick is actually quaint, comfy space kino

Thanks for saving me 2 hours user.

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Fucking kino casting imo, jenny is hot af

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Two hours, which you'll waste on Yea Forums, instead of watching a kino scifi flick... Dumb choice, user.

I'd still say it's worth watching, some of the themes explored are interesting and Prat does a good lonely man impression

Pratt is relentlessly handsome.

Andy Garcia shows up for five minutes to collect a paycheck.

Beat Jennifer for being an unattractive moonfaced cunt who can't act

Very carefully try to wrangle her back into her stasis chamber

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put her out the airlock and try again

I liked it, but I'm also not an autistic contrarian Yea Forums faggot.

This movie wouldve been better if they moved the Chris Pratt stuff to the second act. Basically switch the First and Second act around

this

Replace them with Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevigne, put Chris Pratt and Jlaw in Valerian. You just fixed the thematic characters of both films.

not what that guy did

>not fucking JLaw right in her tight raptor cloacapussy.

>is it worth watching?

decent if you have nothing else to do

it's less a bad movie and more an incredibly confused movie. it's like a horror movie where the villain is the main character, but then in the third act decides he's just a nice guy who did an oopsie

Not until after she's asleep and I've checked her phone for nudes

jlaw looks like tom hanks

i'd fuck the shit out of her

>TFW YWN have JLaw brap in your face.
It's not fair.

can you believe that at some point in time hollywood execs thought jlaw should be cast in a scifi role? much less a leading woman at all? wild.

Change the ending so the girl is actually a eldritch abomination and everything is a simulation made by her so the main character doesn't go insane by facing the harsh reality of being left to die stranded in space, like in Beyond the Aquila Rift.

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what he did just with more rape

It was originally meant to be a lower budget movie starring Keanu and Emily Blunt, but someone got it into their heads to go super high budget and cast A-listers which fucked everything all up

They also released it against Rogue One. Insanity.

women only take initiative when such action would earn social credit. With no herd community, they will just wallow in subjugation

i think this is the first 4k movie i watched

the think the concussive shock would still daze her
Harvey got to slobber on those fat titties! Life ain't fair, bros!

I’d make JLaw suck my cock and eat my ass and get fucked in her ass with my cock and eat my cum

baste

LITERALLY SAW IT IN THEATER

THE SHIP DESIGN WAS COOL

ANY AND ALL SPACESHIT SHOULD BE SEEN ON THE BIG SCREEN

thus, is completely possible.

I really enjoyed this movie. The first time I saw it on TV, but really didn’t care for it the second time. I think the last third of the movie really drags it down.

feminists bitched about the movie

Third act could have been redeemed at least a little if she's gone back into hibernation

Her staying with him made it fucking weird

Wake up the engineer of the ship so he can fix my invernation machine

It's fine. But it could be structured to be more interesting in a few ways.

Predictable and feelgood through and through.

it's complete ass. 3/10

>Her staying with him made it fucking weird
Stockholm syndrome in a nutshell

this is the future i would create.
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watch the recut, much better film

i would cum inside jen every hour

Smear shit over everything and every stasis pod so that after i die when everyone wakes up to rancid shit everywhere.

probably had a lower priority to go space walking than rich passengers, but the queue is empty

Was this Lawrence last hit?

drink all the booze
climb in a space suit
float out into deep space and be frozen
hope to be the next buck rogers

Why was this made?

I dont get it

not speak to a robotic bartender

Once the ship is saved and I'm able to put someone back into cryosleep with the autodoc, it would be simple to survive the next 80 years. I would unfreeze a couple more people, and create a plan with them wherein they would put me back into cryosleep, and after a certain amount of time (lets say 6 months) they would unfreeze another group of people, and that group #2 would put group #1 back into cryo and after 6 months unfreeze group #3, and so on and so forth. It would greatly inconvenience several hundred people but in the end nobody would need to die.

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Based. Passengers wishes it was even half as good a movie as Pandorum

I would do the same thing Pratt did but pick a woman that didn't have a manface like JLaw

just once, but it was pure chaos and luck.

>Wake an attractive woman up.
>Breed her mercilessly over and over and until I had harvested 10 fertilized eggs from her.
>Fuck her one last time and strangle her to near death while I'm doing it.
>Leave her in the air lock.
>Wait for her to come back to just enough to know where she is.
>Allow her to see me waking up the next girl.
>Send her into space.
That's what the movie should've been about.

You're gay as hell, mate.

Crash the ship no survivors.

Well then it would just be a shittier version of Moon.

>>Allow her to see me waking up the next girl.
>>Make brief eye contact
>>Send her into space.

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This is why Indians will never get to space

Have some standards, mate. Although I wouldn't expect any from a shitbrit

I would post sneed and ignore the girl.

Wake everyone up.

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Shot 1 she's already on the table, shot 2 they show her climbing up. It's obviously instant replay, a criminally underused narrative technique.

You are one sick puppy

Based. Pandorum is for Patricians.