I'm a Disney World Cast Member, AMA CHARACTER HUGS RETURN Edition

Sup weenies! It's your boy, returning for another round of AMA! Normal Entertainment operations are coming back, so it feels like a good time. For those not familiar, i'm an entertainment CM at Walt Disney Word. Some FAQs before we begin
>Male, 31 Years old, Entertainment leader (and sometimes performer)
>Used to be a full time performer, played characters like Tigger, Nick Wilde, Eeyore, Buzz Lightyear, etc
>Also played Jack Sparrow
>Yes, i like my job
>The pay is decent
>No I've never fucked a princess
>Yes, i'm gay
>No, I'm not furry (but I do casually enjoy the art sometimes, fight me.)
>I know Disney is evil, so is every other company.
> /pol/ related questions will be soundly ignored. If you wanna argue politics, you know where to go.

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What's the most uncomfortable thing you've done or seen while working?

Oh, good question.. One time I was playing Pluto (In the eat spot at that pic in OP actually,) and a dude proposed to his boyfriend with a diamond studded puppy collar... I mean, good for them and all that, but hoo boy, was that awkward...

Did the DuckTales 2017 World Showcase at EPCOT was axed or is still planned to be released?

If it got the axe do they have plans to do something with the space?

>Did the DuckTales 2017 World Showcase at EPCOT was axed or is still planned to be released?

I feel like it's probably been quietly canceled, and nothing will replace it any time soon.

what are the countries with the worst tourists?

Have furfags tried to molest you?

Brazil and India, but it's not the fault of the countries themsleevs. Those are both nations with very wide gaps between the classes, and the highest classes are really the only ones who can afford to come here. As a result, a disproportionate amount of the people we get from those countries are rich, entitled douchebags. On the rare occasion you meet a working class Brazilian or Indian (Usually immigrants, or workers in the program), are much nicer.
Tl:Dr it's not that Brazilians or Indians suck, it's that rich people suck.

Probably, but it's not something I worry about. the costumes are VERY padded. It's way more common when I play Helen.

So if you weren’t gay would you have fucked a princess?

How do you feel about Maskless Monorails?

That depends, does your mom count as a princess?
Meh.

What are your thoughts about disney adults?

Does working there affect your views on consoomers?

whats the word from mangement over the whole florida voting to end the what is essentially the whole city state shit?

>It's way more common when I play Helen.

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What costume characters are they discussing bringing in

I think of Disney world as a sort of magic circle
Anyway I hope you have a terrible day

Does it smell like shit in those suits? with all the sweat and heat...have you ever shat or pissed yourself while in those things?

Does the furry suit ever gets too hot?
The last time I went to Disney world the sun was killing everyone and the guys in suits were just awkwardly standing, the gaston guy and the princesses were fine

Damn nigga what bit you in your sleep?

>What are your thoughts about disney adults?
They're fine for the most part. Honestly, not as bad as people say.
>Does working there affect your views on consoomers?
Honestly, it's made me hate them less... We're all just trying to survive his late capitalist hellscape together, and if people find some joy in silly TV shows or dolls or whatever, who am I to judge? I'm a professional fursuiter.
Fucking no one. It SUCKS.
Fuck you very much!
c:

>Does it smell like shit in those suits? with all the sweat and heat...
No worse than a gym or sauna
>have you ever shat or pissed yourself while in those things?
Ew no. What?

Are some of the princess cast members sluts in real life?

Do they like the attention of fans wanting to fuck them?

BRAZIL NUMERO UUUUM

>Are some of the princess cast members sluts in real life?
Probably. They're adults ages 18 to mid 30's.
>Do they like the attention of fans wanting to fuck them?
They do not.

>No worse than a gym or sauna
sounds like bullshit.
nice LIES, you fucking liar!

Has the current tax-break stuff affected you/the other suiters in any way? What's the opinion among the staff?

Is there any health limits for the staff? Like being a fatass or manlet?

I don't believe you

How are the plaids in real life?

Are they snooty?

God I want to date a Disney princess. I want to date Cinderella.

On a scale of 1-10 how qt is the current Rey?

Where do cast members tend to hang out in their off time in Orlando?

I need to go there and try to score with a Princess or Tinkerbell cast member.

did u become a cast member because you're a secret pedo and want to touch kids with impunity?

Yesterday, Johnny Depp brought up the fact that if Disney really wanted to erase him from the Pirates franchise (after all the talk about him allegedly being dropped from the sixth movie), they would have gotten rid of his animatronics at the parks when MeToo was at it's peak.
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While I know such a question would probably be better suited for someone at Disneyland, I was just curious if any rumors had trickled down to Orlando about such a removal when Heard's allegations were garnering mainstream attention?

OP, do those suits get really humid? I'm assuming the fursuits cook you like an oven in the summer.

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What are some weird things other Cast Members have gotten into serious trouble over? Besides the usual molestation/sexual ones all workplaces have (unless they were creative enough to be worth mentioning).

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>>I know Disney is evil, so is every other company.
How does it feel seeing Evil fighting Evil in Florida?

>Yes, i'm gay

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You have to be able to do the job, and fit int he costume. Other than that, no We have some heftier people who work, and do just fine.
Whatever, coomer
nah, they're cool. I know a few, and hang out with them. But we don't call them "plaids" here, that's more of a Disneyland thing.
Sorry bud, she ain't real.
Well, there is like 15 of them, but they're mostly pretty cute I suppose.
>Where do cast members tend to hang out in their off time in Orlando?
bars and clubs, mostly. Sometimes the beach.
>I need to go there and try to score with a Princess or Tinkerbell cast member.
You will fail
No, I'm only a degenerate pervert for other adults.
Also, even if someone WANTED to do that, the gloves are really padded and thick, and you can't really feel anything. It's a pretty baseless fear, desu.
I don't think Disney wants to "erase" him fromt he francise, i think they just want to move in a new direction, because the whole Jack Sparrow bit is getting really tired, he's a nightmare on set, and the drama with his ex is just way more than anyone wants to deal with right now.
More like a steamer.
A big one is stealing stuff. CMs thinkt hey are slick, and try to lift stuff fairly often, and usually get caught.
Pretty evil.

whats the best, worst, and most overrated food at any of the parks?

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Any proof at all that you're legit?

>A big one is stealing stuff.
Like, parts of the costume, or props from the park to resell? Or more like slipping merchandise from the shops into the suits and thinking nobody will notice?

>best
Polite Pig in Disney Springs. But I might be biased, I love BBQ.
>worst
Cosmic Ray's. At least right now, it tends to go up and down wildly in quality.
>overrated
Be Our Guest. Don't get me wrong, its quite good, but it's not all that.
I've proven that I'm an actual CM in previous threads using this trip, but I'm not gonna do it anymore, because it's too tracible. Gonna have to take my word for it if you missed those.
yes.

>the drama with his ex is just way more than anyone wants to deal with right now.
So is the Jack Sparrow character "off limits" right now as a walk around amid all this, or is he still out and about?

Wait how tall are you?

He's still out and about. Like I said, i don't think Disney wants to erase Jack Sparrow, they just wanna move in a new direction with the films. And people forget that moving on with a new lead was something Disney was talking about long before all this drama broke out with Heard.
Somewhere between 5'8" and 5'9"

What was one of your favorite interactions with people, and what was one of your worst?
Do people generally act polite with you, or are they cunts most of the time?

Sheesh, man, did they kill your mother or something?

Have cast members fucked while on the job?

>between 5'8" and 5'9"
So is that too short to play goofy or how does that work?

You are literally gay, nigger. You are literally worse than me.

>What was one of your favorite interactions with people
Meeting a little Make a Wish girl dressed as a police officer as Nick Wilde. She was so cute. She wanted to be just like Judy. I hope she's doing better now.
>what was one of your worst?
One time, as Pluto, a guest hauled off and pushed me to the ground for literally no reason at all. Hurt my neck, and got them kicked out of the park. Some people really enjoy abusing people in suits, and I will never understand why. i think they see us as big stuffed animals.
>Do people generally act polite with you, or are they cunts most of the time?
Generally polite. Some people are cunts, but they are not the norm.
I mean, I did, but you can't blame all gay people for my actions.
Mmm, maybe backstage out of costume.
Too short for Goofy. We have height ranges.
I mean, whatever you need to believe to life with yourself.

- What's the best sort of encounter you get on the job? The kind that makes you keep putting on a boiling padded suit in the heart of Florida every morning.

- What is the most recent urban legend about Disney World that's popular among the staff?

look im a dumbass

which one is walt disney world? florida or the other one?

florida

do you or any of the other castmembers think that jewpek will be outsted any time soon or is he doing just enough to keep his feet out of the shit?

also are you going to get to ride Guardians Rewind before memorial day weekend?

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Is it true that cast members (even mangement) get fired on the spot if they ever go on that old abandoned treasure island place in the park?

Did some snooping, I think you're legit. Sorry for doubting

>- What's the best sort of encounter you get on the job? The kind that makes you keep putting on a boiling padded suit in the heart of Florida every morning.
Make a wish kids, for sure.
>- What is the most recent urban legend about Disney World that's popular among the staff?
Hmm... Well, there are a lot of rumors that they are planning to replace Elena with Mirabel in The Hall, but right now they are just rumors. No word from above. There are also rumors about a Rocket Raccoon meet and greet, but like I said, just rumors.
>Disneyland: California
2 Parks: Disneyland Park and California Adventure
>Walt Disney World: Florida
4 Parks: Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Animal Kingdom, Hollywood Studios
2 water parks, 2 mini golf courses, and ESPN (And more)
Disneyland Paris: France
2 Parks: Parc Disneyland and Disney Studios
Tokyo Disney: Japan
2 Parks: Disneyland and Disneysea
Disneyland Hong Kong: Hong Kong
1 Park: Disneyland
Shanghai Disneyland: China
1 Park: Disneyland

>do you or any of the other castmembers think that jewpek will be outsted any time soon or is he doing just enough to keep his feet out of the shit?
We hope so, but we're not optimistic.
>also are you going to get to ride Guardians Rewind before memorial day weekend?
Yup
That place is loooong gone, got torn down a few years ago, but yes.

Have they still not figured (or cared) about getting some kind of portable AC units in your suits?

Do the costumes heads have something to stop park goers from just taking them off? I mean I'm sure they'd get banned if they did that but surely they'd have some sort of thing to protect against that regardless.

Eh, it's cool.
Disney tried, but they are just too clunky and loud. Maybe in a decade or so.

It always facisnated me that Disney just abandoned the Treasure Island

any rumours of what its being turned into goven you said its now been torn down?

It'd probably make more sense if they used tiny fans on the arms or something.

Yup.
No chatter as of now. but I guess some of it is still up, just hidden with vegetation. I wouldn't expect it to be around much longer. The reason it was abandoned, is because Disney made Animal Kingdom, which is the same idea, just bigger and better.

Are all cast members(performers) theater kids? did you ever hear of anyone that moved on to bigger things in film/tv after disney or even through connections working at a disney park?