Character has a foreskin

I jerk my dick and then white goo shoots out, it's just that my foreskin stays up and I literally can't pull it below the very top otherwise it hurts

That's a medical condition of having too short foreskin. Usually this requires a circumcision or else it can seriously hurt your dick. I'm guessing that's too late for you now anyway.

Holy shit I just did this MINUTES ago
I do it every few months i happen to remember/get bored though
it's not even much but somehow it manages to be the vilest smelling thing i ever smelled each time

haha back when I was a kid I thought it was my umbilical cord growing back until I told my uncle about how it grows back and he asked me if I'm sure it wasn't just dirty

you guys are dirty fucks.

when i get a gf i will shower properly

if my foreskin was too short wouldn't that mean I would be able to retract it easily, and by me I mean this Television & Movies character.

I'm guessing it's pressuring the head too much and creating too much friction to properly move. I mean why would it be stuck like this if it were normal length?

I think it's called phimosis
Don't ask me how I know this

Yeah you need to get that fixed. I had the same problem and had a partial circumcision so that I can easily slide my foreskin back. Look up phimosis.

Do yuros really not shower every day?

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>character has foreskin
>he must get circumcised to go on a date (no sex guaranteed) with an escort

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Sounds like you just need to start keeping it clean. Crusty dick Cheese would stop you being able to pull it back and then your foreskin would turn a little red and be sore. Keep it clean!

based whore

I don't. Too much water on your skin can be harmful. Your body produces less oil to begin with like this as well, it's not necessary if you never get into an excessive habit.

Stretching will fix it. Are you able to pull the foreskin back completely while you are still soft? After a warm shower, pull the foreskin back all the way while you are soft, and then watch some porn and let it get hard. It will hurt, so let yourself get soft and pull it back over. Over a while it will get easier. Still hurts to jerk off with the foreskin back though,

>tfw i have the same problem but im too scared to goto a doctor because im 21 and have shame about having not got it sorted yet.

What

How are you going to get a gf when you smell like ass?

>water on your skin can be harmful

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I wish my parents had just circumcised me like everyone else.

once every two days
quick wash in the sink every morning though

what the fuck

Jewish/pro circumcision business narrative being heavily pushed all over Yea Forums and social media and american media in general.
Hell it's pushed very VERY hard in porno.

Read: too much
Especially hot. The vast majority of Americans have skin problems from this.

i don't see the point in foreskin. it doesn't do anything. it can only do harm if its too tight or whatever. best just to cut it off.

Whoever told you not to bathe every day is a retard and you're even more retarded for believing it, stinky yuro.

Stretch that shit, it can be done quite easily. Don't let alone tell you to get a circumcision, it will ruin your dick.

clownworld

My foreskin got stuck behind my bellend after having sex with a tinder date one time, it hurt and it made me look like such a virgin

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How do you put on a condom if you're uncircumcised?

>tfw didn't pay the queen's tax to get my shower license

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>Still hurts to jerk off with the foreskin back though

Eventually it won't. Took me a few months.

this is why i prefer 50 quid brothels in city centres with clapped out slags

i can only pull my foreskin back in the bath, the tip of my foreskin looks permanently swollen it's thick. I'm getting close to going to the doctors but im so fucking ashamed. (im in 20's).

i've been reading about how much circumcision hurts and i'm scared to fucking death of surgeries.

Well this is all bullshit.
t. cut faggot has no clue

100% yes, cutfags are disgusting and probably don't clean their junk at all

She's guaranteed to get raped and murdered one day, and we'll all have a good laugh.

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It's not the circumcision surgery itself you should fear, but losing millions of nerve endings and turning your cockhead into insensitive rubber. It's a genitial mutiliation.

Keep stretching.

>character is unsure if he wants to masturbate or not but does it anyway
>he doesnt feel violated after finishing the act

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Pull the foreskin back and apply condom? Not exactly rocket science

It swells if you overdo it, also don't stretch too far otherwise it can create small scar tissue, making it more difficult/needing even more stretching down the road, just to where its uncomfortable
...feel weird typing this but...ah well

i appreciate it brother, i can't move on with my life while my dick doesn't work properly.

>zipper gets caught on foreskin

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i have the opposite problem compared to what many people post about, my foreskin is always retracted and can't cover the head unless it's an icy cold day and everything has shriveled. when i get a semi it's like an hour glass shape as if the foreskin is preventing circulation. it never hurts or is uncomfortable though but it doesn't seem right, wat do?

you got phimosis dude

Just wash your penis nigger

Is this how kikes cope with mutilating themselves? That they might have to take a shower at least once a week?

>foreskin

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you just tie the foreskin like a balloon and it holds the coom, no condom needed

Stretch it. If it's not restrictive, you don't need surgery but any doctor will try to push it onto you because it's a low risk surgery and an easy paycheck for them.

I’m cut and know circumcision is wrong. Stop coping. We got mutilated by kikes. The best we can do is not make the same mistake for our children.

do I just not have a big head?

>I’m cut and know circumcision is wrong. Stop coping. We got mutilated by kikes. The best we can do is not make the same mistake for our children.

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>can pull back my foreskin all the way
>doesn't hurt or anything
>thrust for a little while and the bottom gets tight and there's pain
Sex is not fun at all

>it doesn't sometimes accidentally get stuck behind his penis head
You mean you retracted your foreskin successfully?

You don't necessarily need to retract your foreskin entirely, that's usually just a porn thing. I actually feel more pleasure and comfort when the foreskin isn't pulled back.

burger damage control. They got assblasted in several threads because they the mark of the jew

Holy cope.

>burger damage control. They got assblasted in several threads because they the mark of the jew

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Literally just have sex

For how much animosity I have towards my dad he stressed the importance of keeping your dick clean, I mean it seemed weird but looking at some of you guys' problem he may have taught me a valuable lesson.

sadly hes right. just a matter of time.