IT'S UP

So is Palpatine basically a Saturday morning cartoon villain now? The mighty heroes defeat yet another SCARY CLONE who is off on some wacky convoluted plan to try and TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

Really he’s still alive as well. If his soul can just inhabit clones why can’t he just inhabit another body again?

>So is Palpatine basically a Saturday morning cartoon villain now?
No, he's gone for good technically according to Disney..unless they amend that later too. As of right now the real Palp died in RotJ since TRoS Palp was a clone.

How do Rey and her pals know there isn't another Palpatine clone somewhere else?

So, why did the clone look so damaged? Why not clone yet another fresh body?

I can see Disney doing that forever in books, but in another trilogy? Nah.

Shill somewhere else.

he's a clone so they can keep bringing him back over and over

Disney retconned TRoS. In the movie, it's clear that the Palpatine seen somehow didn't die because he's "now finally decrepit". So now, that was merely a clone because the other guy got blown up, which at least makes more sense.

>thinking I'm ever going to watch another shit letter media video

I've been looking forward to this!

they did it just to fuck with him

It's less than 4 minutes long.

so is my sex with your mom

I choose to believe that reality.

18+

Mike figured that there's no way the emperor could've survived the destruction of the death star, and that the emperor seen in rots looked older, so it was probably the real emperor while the one in jedi and before was a clone.

Instead the emperor in rots was a clone.

>Mikes theory
RotJ Emperor = Clone
RotS Emperor = Not Clone
>Canon
RotJ Emperor = ???
RotS Emperor = Clone

So mike was wrong.

>Instead the emperor in TRoS was a clone.
literally ftfy

faggot

18+ to post here, kiddo.

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Mike’s theory was garbage but Disney’s official story is even worse. It explains nothing. They’re recycling the fucking EU in which case why would you believe Rey Palpatine accomplished anything in SW9?
Palpy can clearly just have a stock of clones ready and we don’t even know how he transfers himself. In fact if they knew he was a clone and survived the death star exploding the FIRST QUESTION would be “how the fuck do we know he’s gone this time”.

Next time Gadget. Next time.

They should've called it The Emperors New Clones

Wot if Darth Vader uploaded his brain into the Matrix, then downloaded it into a lady body that was an XX clone of Anakin's body, and he gave birth to Rey after sexy times with a less wrinkly clone of the Emperor? And the sea cows that Luke suckled are actually males with lots of fat dicks.

What happened? Did your underage kid radar go off you fucking pedo?

>No, he's gone for good technically according to Disney
How? It was just established that he can respawn whenever he wants because "dark side."

>Palpy can clearly just have a stock of clones ready and we don’t even know how he transfers himself
He either had that one clone in the event of his first death at the end of Return of the Jedi, or yeah, there's many more, which does make Rey's work null as well.

>He either had that one clone in the event of his first death
He has vats full of Snokes but could only spring for the one time use clone escape card?
THAT’S EVEN MORE RETARDED

Eighteen plus.

>How? It was just established that he can respawn whenever he wants because "dark side."
Not necessarily. All Disney made clear that that the Palpatine seen in TRoS was a clone, ergo the real Palpatine died.

so how was he actually defeated? He was essentially just an evil possessing spirit possessing a clone body. Our heroes didnt actually stop him. What's to say he cant just posses another body? Did the "Skywalker Saga" actually end with the spirit of the Emperor just delayed a little but not really destroyed?

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>recycling the fucking EU
Yes, technically. But really what they did was scrap the fucking EU so they don't have to pay any residuals to it's creators and then steal ideas from it.

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

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I'm glad I still haven't seen this.

Yeah, just telling you how Disney has retconned their own movie.

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P E D O

Ultimately my theory is that it isn't even palpatine, it's Darth Bane. He started the possession ritual so who's to say that everytime an apprentice kills a master Bane doesn't take control of that person? If that's the case if they ever make a film after RoS it will always be Darth Bane or Palpatine if you want to believe that he will always be the embodiment of the sith and thus the dark side.

So they're either fully going with what you're saying, or another Palpatine will sometime appear. I wouldn't even put it past Disney to just say "fuck it" and then announce that the REAL Palpatine is back in another movie or streaming TV episode.
Disney doesn't care about the lore or the logic of the lore like we do.

Mike's theory actually stemmed from a Yea Forums """leak""" from November 19. Parts of it are right, other parts are wrong.

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Thats whats so funny. They didnt even think that far ahead. This whole triology could have been kino if done properly. Rey could have let herself die so she could fight the actual spirit of palpatine, like in screamers

forgot matt smith was cut from the movie.

>now

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Mike is also wrong that Palpatine's name had any bearing because "Darth Sidious" is his actual name, Palpatine is the alias.

That's ok because it was a comic book and with the original characters, unironically.

>Disney doesn't care about the lore or the logic of the lore like we do.
I get the obsessive fan stereotype and comic book guy going “in issue 345 the captain says lasers will defeat a romulan warbird shield in 200 hits but in issue 367 it defeats it in 100 hits” being retarded fan wank.
But these aren’t complex lore questions. These are script outline questions. These are “what the fuck is even happening in these scenes” questions.

If you’re going to have stakes involving beings that come back to life you need some kind of definition of why they could do that and what stops them from doing so again.
Even Jesus Christ himself had a nerf on the resurrection business because it wouldn’t be much of a story otherwise.

I'm just saying, it's the exact same premise.
>palpatine makes clone
>transfers his essence with some freaky Sith magic.
Some people act like disney pulled this out of nowhere.

True, Disney never has been original. Most of their best stuff is public domain afterall, like Pinocchio, the story, that is.

oh yeah wow ha ha
I don't care

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star wars is like your first love you see years laters and it turns out she did long series of wild bad choices in her life that totally goes against the beautiful character she had when you fell in love with her and now everybody who knows her just mock her openly with contempt , even the trash retarded hicks and there is nothing to say because they are right and that's why they are double treating themseles with giving insults.

>Some people act like disney pulled this out of nowhere.
But, my african american friend, the difference is Disney said fuck the EU and scrapped it. Then they stole the ideas from the EU but WITHOUT THE BACKGROUND AND BUILD UP those ideas had in the EU.
Palpy cloning got absurd in the EU but it was explained and the limits defined. It didn’t come out of nowhere in the closing chapter as a SURPRISE BITCH.

this post is based and lol'd hardpilled

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what matters is what's in the movie, and the movie doesn't explain it

In the movie, he says he died before, but it's clear that he's extremely old and being kept alive through science and it's obvious that his body is decrepit, which suggests that he didn't really die in Return of the Jedi, which is impossible, but Disney said fuck it and now they're saying fuck that too.

IT'S UPP!!!

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when mike said otherwise it would have made the first trilogy meaningless... that , i presume, got heard at didney ... a burn that is too intense to ignore so they had to make sure their franchise dont lose too much value. in a way by making things vague they can go either way , people don't know , and just go with it anyway. its an impressionist script.

Accurate take.

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This is the only interesting thing about The Rise of Skywalker

Except they didn't bother with any lead up into it and the whole clone thing was barely explained. The pacing was fucking trash.

More like a retarded child's fanfiction of a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

>The pacing was fucking trash.
They made several branching scenes and endings as a modular movies and they showed various combinations and versions to test audiences, and then Disney chose the third best one for reasons unknown except to spite George Lucas who delivered the best version. Literally.

>I am ALL the Sith!
what did he mean by this?

They could've made it more obvious in the actual movie itself. I feel sort of bamboozled and scammed. So Rey just blasted some two bit copy...that's why Snoke was a jobber and Palpy was a jobber.

Very cool. Now what Rey accomplished is even less noteworthy

Because Disney says this time is real!

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it's about time these bigots gender transitioned.

Who's more stupid. The guy who made this video or Disney.

THE POINT MIKE EMPHATICALLY MAKES IS THIS:

Vaders sacrifice was negated and meant nothing.

Bravo Disney!

>regarding anything after 2005 as canon

1983

WHEN WILL HE APOLOGIZE TO LUCAS?

Is that Big Cass?

As I typed that I knew someone would say that, but Episode I and III are kino, soft editing aside.

>his latest production 'Space Cop' will
>WILL

update your pasta already jesus

Who is Mike?

i think it's very interesting that when disney bought star wars they said all the extra books and comics didn't count anymore and now they explain their movies in books and comics.

how is that interesting?