Post favorite manic pixie dream girl

Post favorite manic pixie dream girl

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hoMEWrecker

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GET

She ruined a whole generation of women.

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GTFO, depressive chunky nightmare girls are 2020

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BPD AND ECSTASY

she saw ramona flowers and felt so empowered

Stupid, stupid zoomer.

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BPD AND ECTASY

I've always thought of Liz as the corrupted version of Avril Lavigne.
God bless this woman.

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>whispers her way into fame and millions of dollars at 17
fuck this gay earth

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Routh and Culkin and Evans are relentlessly handsome.

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why is this the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

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because you're literally a faggot

you have 0 taste

How? No one saw the movie
The only good pixie chicks are tomboy pixie chicks.

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for me, it's femboys

isn't this the girl obi wan banged? And his wife nagged him for that, geez what a bitch

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because you hate yourself

You haven't seen a lot of women?

Why is she so famous?

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Who is she?

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imagine what could have been..

The one where a sad old man walks around japan and rediscovers his spark for life

this is the girl that actually ruined a whole generation of women

Bros

>Post favorite manic *pixie* dream girl
>OP posts a pic of a blue haired Shrek

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Was she the original?

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she never had a chance

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Who?

give me cunny

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i hate all women

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I like thicc girls. are there any Manic Cherubic Dream Girls?

Your mom lol

this used to get posted all the time, reminds me a lot of a girl I played cello with in middle school. take me back

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this is painful to listen to, it's like some game of thrones type base wretch shit

How manlet Kit pulled her I'll never understand

This unironically IS the original

See

the best woman actress of her generation fact. plus she's intelligent and educated

that's not an MPDG ya dinguses

poor whore
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>woman actress

What did user mean by this?

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Best dream girl. Worst fucking movie.

woman (female)

Manic pixie dream C U N N Y

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Post that Instagram screencap

what a gross looking human

Not sure if it qualifies (probably not). It's worth posting regardless.

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They are a brainwashed westerner.
They misused those words because they have been told by feminists that women and what women think and feel are evil wrong and inferior by nature.
So the designation Actress, is seen as bad and inferior to the term, Actor.

Which is something that is changing. I hope.
It's okay to use the term actress, and it's even more okay to metaphorically spit in the face of "people" who refer to actresses as actors and get all indignant about it.

RETARDED VIEWS ON POLITICS

CONCEDED WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM

This is the best "manic pixie dream girl" every created in one of the best films of all time, Buffalo '66.

FUCKING PUTA

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men care way more about other dude's heights than women do is why

What's the story here?

conceded? wow incels are dumb

whatever happened to her? she still in jail?

She's upset because people are pirating her porno after she almost suffered an anal-career ending scene in the same day as she filmed DOUBLE mandingo.

Pornslag has her Instagram deleted

>paying for porn
Shiggy diggy

her instagram was deleted

She's so fat now. Sad tbqh.

Of course she is, she killed a kid, she got 35 years. And she should be glad they didnt just give her the death penalty.

That Indian guy's comment was so funny

suraj telling her what for

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Now anime is ruining a generation of women

she's so cute

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>literally a jewish puppet created to milk goys of money and attention

I have seen this exact same chain of comments five times within month and it's the fuckin first

Much like the boards janitors, she blows her asshole out FOR FREE

a man of high culture and exquisite taste

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top 5 based moments

Was he right?

What is she famous for? Huge milkers? Black boyfriend?

all of the above

God I fucking hate that Negative XP song
They some cool songs tho
Anyways how the fuck is Ramona even remotely dream girl? Crazy baggage, you literally have to fight the rest of her exes to the death, she fucks on the first date, and did practically start the alt-girl stereotype look.

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This gif is there fantasy of every loser with a Zelda tattoo

I busted middle school coom to Emma Stone in the first Zombieland tho ngl

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I just got pain from imagining the kind of person with a zelda tattoo.

dumb whore fuck bicth

looks like a tranny

RAMERA

Fuck this suraj guy. She's absolutely right

choice one is any Yea Forums femanon ever
choice two is elyse from funhaus

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Why do you pay for porn?

>choice one is any Yea Forums femanon ever
Oh, so nice of you

Even if you don't pay for it, there is no reason to proudly tell about it on her Instagram adding "next time take three dicks".

She deleted her Instagram because of that?

That's only because the boys who watched Anime are now girls.

What? That no one saw the movie?
It's a pretty common thing to point out because on the other side people act like it was some huge trendsetting phenomenon

Cringe

based

its alright user, I know what your referencing

SHES A TEENAGE DREAM IF YOU HATE YOURSELF

damn most egirls now a days put her to shame her face really isn't all that cute

>porn stars are manic pixie dream girls
Really?

Hey bruh, don't lewd Lana, she busted her ass to give good art ya know?

>t. Israel

that jaw is the only thing making him look like a guy

This thread needs some Zooey in .... anything she's ever been in.

the correct answer.

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for me, it's Zooey Basedchanel

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Does Apple count?

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Oh shit, you guys were already ahead of me.

Nut

where's this meme from

puta

absolutely based

who

too old

extremely based

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Fuck how I always used to wish I met a girl that was like her

God I love Culkin in Scott Pilgrim

To save billions.

>reserve yourself for five years whilst i date and fuck a bunch of men my own age and then if i remember who you are afrer all that i might consider it, depending on what you have to offer me
How is this not cuckoldry?

He's more famous than she is.

>reserve yourself for five years whilst i date and fuck a bunch of men my own age and then if i remember who you are afrer all that i might consider it, depending on what you have to offer me
you're sure reading a lot into it

The quintessential pixie gf.

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just cause a girl's qUiRkY doesnt mean shes a manic pixie dream girl

she's only famous for fucking her dad

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I got to sniff her used panties

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to desire this archetype is to be gay
literally
when you grow up and actually experience women you'll realize any female with such a personality will always be mentally ill and dysfunctional

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She was really hot but her videos were ass

did you buy them? how do you know they were legit?

None of them. I prefer women who are into fitness, nature, traditional beauty standards and reading classical literature.

Even back then they were pretty shit, even despite her bent duck bf. I remember it being pretty easy to find though at least.

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN

isn't that the shoe girl who eats her own hair?

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What exactly is a manic pixie dream girl?

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a colored haired narcissist with no actual personality who will cheat multiple times until killing herself or dying alone

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Accurate

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Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)19:06:45 No.130170822 Post favorite manic pixie dream girl
Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)19:08:56 No.130170913
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hoMEWrecker
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P U T A
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GET
Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)19:10:20 No.130170964 (OP)
She ruined a whole generation of women.
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GTFO, depressive chunky nightmare girls are 2020
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Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)19:12:49 No.130171056
BPD AND ECSTASY

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wat

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annie hall is the original you fag

It's boxxy, newfag, the girl shoeonhead copies.

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Was there ever an equivilent male character?

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AND THE SKY IS GRAY

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Jodelle Ferland irl

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Hugh Jackman's character in the movie "Someone Like You," starring Ashley Judd.
youtube.com/watch?v=TucEXUQsOu8

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She's an alcoholic loser bitch that likes to listen to shitty music

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BRIGHT DIED HAIR AND OBNOXIOUS CLOTHES

:3

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Why do guys find this type of girl attractive? They're mental cases and bitches. It's such a high school thing but some guys never grow out of it.

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you can't be fucking serious

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they're funny and quirky and effervescent, in the films of the 2000s when they were popular they always helped some sad depressed dude overcome his problems through bright upbeat outlook

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now I know why the comments were disabled

She's my type

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I don't think you understand what the MPDG trope and archetype was

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That shirt is trying too hard.

If you can post pictures on the comment section, it must be something like this or this

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its a jumper

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I love you Jo!

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Sneederina

I don't like girls with something on their nose

>short and thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhic

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Yea Forums needs to band together and get her some acting work before its too late

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Getting some made fat cenobite from hellraiser vibes from her

And why she made her IG private.

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>those legs and thighs

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Whatever happened to this cunt, she was everywhere in 2013/2014 and then just vanished

Based

Mogged

I choose to believe she saw the cosmic horror of what goes on behind Hollywood doors and chose another path. Because she is pure and beautiful.

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Natalia Dyer could be a new MPDG that you have save from her eating disorder

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Haha

Marie Antoinette was the original.

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Only Pierce can save her

What these girls are like irl

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poor girl, she didn't deserve this. every other video on that channel freaks me the fuck out, she has the only watchable one

Cuz the Jews said so

money

All the comments on all videos in that channel are disabled by default for some reason.
It's a shame, because a lot of people who appear in the videos said they liked reading them and that some even made a few friends through them.

No it's not

I think the comments are disabled because of internet trolls

What about her makes her "manic" or "pixie"?

>look name up
I bet the only reason this cunt was ignored was purely because of her cunt. If a man had started posting all that psychotic rambling it would have been over very quickly. Not even MGTOW or anything of the sort, women literally have to show up on doorsteps with guns before they're treated as threats.

optimism, carefree, flighty.

there qualities i set a goal to have in hopes of being eccentric and my desprate need for adventure means i need someone who can match that energy because the type i find alot are the mental cases who are too introverted to leave the house and i get stuck in sunk cost fallacies trying to help them not try to kill themselves.

also pic related was a weird childhood crush that might have affected me in a subconsious way that i never really consitered because i was half asleep to the movie and its super forgetable outside of her.

im in my 20s and want to just get in a van and live in the woods and i think i blame movies like this for romantisiseing the forest like that

but in general it would be nice to have a independent free spirit of a woman whisk me away on a adventure and take care of me with quarky affection and enough mistakes to remind me their human but not be a constant emotional strain to the point where i have to consiter if they are a lost cause and im horrible for not leaveing already

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It's impressive the ability millennials have to turn literally everything into yet another part of their boy vs girl internet flamewar.
It's sad that your activism has been reduced to this.

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This takes me back. She did a really good job of copying that """goth""" girl at school you always wanted to screw look.

Wanna know a fun fact?
She killed her boyfriend.
Yes, the one she recorded videos with.
They found his body in a dumpster.

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pics where

bigger is better

*hits cigarette*

Nobody saw Turbo Kid?

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I hate her so fucking much bros.

She's a vastly inferior version of pixellated, though MM came afterward

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Allegedly

No I didn't buy them.
I was dropping her off at the airport and she left her luggage behind while she went to print her ticket. I used that time to open the luggage and near the top was a pair of black satin panties. Gave them a good whiff before I closed it up.

why do i always imagine a cringy skinny fat 4channer going to alternative girls at a party and bringing this up like they give a shit about scott pilgrim

I don't think I've ever fallen in love with a character so fast as in this movie. I know she sits in the dead center of MPDG aesthetics and actions, but she's so damn gorgeous and sweet. Dammit, why do I have to fall in love with a make-believe robot?

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imagine her teasing you but also getting really annoyed at you and then she gives you a disinterested handjob while acting like shes really annoyed and then she leads you into her room and makes you lick her butthole and afterwards you prone bone her while shes disinterestedly playing on her phone

It has been years since I have seen this, what is the movie title?

latinamerican facebook...

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You just ruined the movie for people who havent seen it, my man

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who tf is she :0?

"She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself" has to be the best part of this song. It's so fucking real

>spoilers for a 5 year old movie
I think the people who wanted to see the movie have already seen it by now.

I thought Riley started the meme

No. The film was literally about how she needed to grow the fuck up and stop using excuses to keep people at a distance or she'd end up completely alone like her brittle bone disease artist friend. So many people who post about this film have never fucking seen it.

CONCEDED WITH LOW SELF OF STEAM

Fair, but I first saw it last year myself and the part you spoiled is a major part of the watching experience, not to mention the reason why Apple is the way she is

Scene girls in general fit the definition of mpd.

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Hey, I just love the look. If non-damaged girls had the look I'd like those ones even more

>finally break the delusion that I will ever have one
>unable to confront the unending despair
Intellectually, I understand that I have no chance, but I keep living my life as if I do.

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Exotic, cute, rebellious...
It's very youthful.

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The look plays a part into it for sure. There was one I really liked and I wish we could have been more. She was someone who had a bunch of allergies and other medical complications which made it easy for her to be a neet, but was down to go out hiking, walking around town, just interacting and being part of the world whenever possible. She had an energy about her that I both admired and envied. Had a lot of baggage she carried with her, but so did I and we shared our dark problems with one another. I truly felt like she was someone I could be with for a long time.

Never give up user, you'll find someone to call your own some day.

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get fucking killed

Industry plant.

>your too close

>23 y/o virgin
>finally buckle and try tinder because it worked for my autistic friend
>use it for over a week
>literally no matches at all, let alone a MPDG
I appreciate the sentiment though user

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It could be much worse, fren.
I went to highschool in the 90s, goth and pseudos everywhere you looked and I was one of em. Had my share of MPDGs and gothettes to sex up and have other sorts of youthful, drug-filled fun with.
Making out to the backdrop of Christian Woman or Alien Sex Fiend's Walk the Line, the room smelling of cheap incense and sweat was a divine experience. One I'll never, NEVER feel the likes of again. No, tis not better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. Consider yourself fortunate.

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i'm not reading 250 posts. Ramona is obviously not a manic pixie dream girl. Knives is.

If it's any consolation, Tinder has gotten incredibly rigged and is a broken system designed to force men to spend money on it to "beat" their intentionally mysterious and shitty algorithm. Also, the vast majority of female users surveyed don't use Tinder to meet with people, they just use it to get an ego boost.

It's a shit app, don't trust this, and I say this as a guy who fucked and dated women from Tinder.

I lost my virginity at 25 and I never used dating apps, I think meeting the people in person and talking to them is simpler and easier.
Dating apps are just too artificial for me.

don't you have to swipe like someone to know whether they swiped like on you? I'm not saying I can't get them to meet me, I literally have no matches.

Potent hope-bait. Where did you end up meeting people? I assume a job

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>99% of pics posted the woman has long hair
Do you dumb fucks seriously not understand what the PIXIE in MPDG stands for????

am i having a fucking stroke

Unironically try to give your existance meaning outside of relationships. Treasure the friendships you have, work on your personal goals. Try to adopt a philosophy. I recommend finding God as there is comfort in His words but hey if that don't work for you something simpler can help, learn a language, work on your health, hell even rank up in a game you like. This overwhelming desire for a relationship is caused by societal pressure combined with a lack of self-acknowledgement. Things will come when it's right for you, so long as you keep walking brother.

Isn't the whole point to live well and create a life of good memories? Having deep low points is great for gaining perspective, but I don't regret positive experiences

>Where did you end up meeting people? I assume a job
More or less.
Most of my friends had gotten jobs by that point and hanging out outside of special days and holidays was hard.
I mostly hanged out with some friends I made in the military, we used to go to bars, and the combination of the brand new fit body I was forced to get to get in the military and my personality being actually charming when I'm drunk did the rest with a goth girl that was alone asking for a drink.

That would be my advice, get fit and get drunk.

This user gets it. The short hair might be the best part

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You can pay to make it so you can see who liked you before matching. Additionally, Tinder uses a pretty rigged MMR/Elo system. The more matches/likes you get, the more matches/likes you WILL get. The only way around this is to keep making new accounts to reset your MMR (this will get you banned) or to pay them to get boosts or whatever.

"Starting" Tinder now is a crapshoot because there are well-established Chads with obscenely high MMRs who sweep up the majority of women. This is not a joke, either. If you make several female profiles or even male profiles you will see the same highly rated, high MMR profiles in your first set of swipe the majority of the time. It's a really, really bad app designed to wring money from horny, lonely and desperate men. The "economic" disparity of Tinder is worse than a third world nation.

lmao get on my level, i fully believe that thanks to my good conversational skills and above average looks i could get a girlfriend if i wanted to but at the same time i hate myself so fucking much that i don't want to put anyone i'd love through the pain that would be dating someone as pathetic as me

I suppose, but memories arent as potent as the years drag on. The desire to go back and relive gets stronger and stronger. No responsibilities back then. Just mindless self indulgence, to quote.

Pixie cut?

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I hope this meme dies soon. Trannies are a miniscule portion of the population and an equally miniscule portion of the anime community, especially now that it's borderline mainstream

>Treasure the friendships you have, work on your personal goals
thankfully I do, but I can't cuddle or kiss on my bros. Getting a MPDG is my only goal.
>Try to adopt a philosophy
I did this and ended up somewhere between Teddy K and Schopenhauer
>Things will come when it's right for you, so long as you keep walking brother.
this is pretty much how I operated until now, but I'm starting to get worried since I managed to get through college without a single girlfriend. Most guys lose their virginity before they're even out of high school

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Any advice on how to gather the willpower to do any of that shit? The recipe for a happy life is useless if I can't carry through any of it

ugly cunt

>it uses an Elo system
wow, that actually is a horrific system for a dating app to be using. Thanks for the insight user, slightly less blackpilled

Same thing, Zoomer.

Tinder says they "improved" the algorithm/system but it's the same as it ever was. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. This system works for them because men can pay to see who liked/matched them before they start swiping, and then only swipe right on guaranteed matches. Thus, their MMR goes up, meaning they will get more matches, meaning they will get more matches, meaning they will get more matches. When you make a new account, you get a HUGE visibility/Elo boost and it's super obvious. The "best" strategy is to make a good profile, leave it for a week or two while you go about your business to leave it at a "neutral" starting Elo and accumulate likes from women. Once you have done this, you buy the premium account that lets you see who has liked you, and only swipe on them. This creates a feedback loop of matches and likes. If you can't get likes in the first place you either have a bad profile (shit pictures) or you're just too ugly in the first place for Tinder.

It's a broken game you have to play their way.

It figures that normalfags would glom on to a fundamentally broken app. Is bumble any better? Only other one I ever hear normal people talk about

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Bumble is slightly "better" but it's a ghost town in a lot of places. It's also just as shallow as Tinder but it mistakenly gives women the first move. Women are awful at making moves and talking. Every first message I got on Bumble was just.
>Heyyyyyy
A real blackpill is realising that you simply cannot compete on dating apps. I have seen the female side and it's incredible. You have these gorgeous male models with their own homes and access to drugs and vast social circles next to these pathetic normal males trying to find love. Just don't use these apps, they are broken and breaking society.

What kind of cosmic powers you need to turn that cutie into Captain Fungus?

Reddit moment

Isn't that just Ezra Miller?

Sauce?

Yeah, this is it

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Bless you user, deleted account/uninstalled and won't be wasting any more time on that BS. The ego blow was probably valuable anyways.
Back to my original plan of becoming some kind of festival/concert creep I guess

bonbibonkers.
but trust me, if you go down this rabbit hole, your life will change for the worse

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I was hoping for a better burn. Very disappointing.

>went all the way down the hole
>climbed all the way out
The only good thing I got was a few prize files for my Coraline folder, and black lipstick wank material

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beautiful girls (1996)

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she's really hot in 10 cloverfield lane

Please die

i've got better editing skills which opened up some business opportunities

Billie purposely dresses awful. Just wait till she starts with the sexy looks.

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>pic related
finally. Hello there, sunshine.

She's our queen

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>when instagram filters didn't exist and thots literally painted anime on their faces
Damn feels weird looking back now

tfw no cracky gf

Feels like yesterday, but it's been 15 years...

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Good ol' days when we had random sluts posting here.

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How come girls don't suck dick like this in porn

Porn is fake shit that has nothing to do with what feels good

But that gif also looks more appealing than what they do in porn

literally

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I fucking hate Carla DeLasagna

never heard of her from anybody. i'm 27. is this just a zoomer thing?

Yes. Congrats on getting older and being out of touch with a generation.

Because it looks more loving with the kisses and she looks like a playful teen that you could have fun with, instead of some dead inside whore who just does professional porn by the book.

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I'm 21, technically a zoomer, and i've only heard of her from people posting her here.
Then again, i'm not American.

Mumbling edgy shit over a catchy bassline.

youtu.be/LV0wTtiJygY

She was the main character on New Girl.

she stopped being movies/tv and started focusing on her band yeah really

based

based. crazy that this actress was already 30 years old during turbo kid she looks so youthful

based type o chad. never failed to get your girl horny off his vocals dude must have been drowning in pussy while on tour

BTW fuck Janies the Tranies
You get Band on this pathetic board for replying to a cunt
nowhere else is it that bad
Do you Niggers want to become plebbit maybe apply there you turbo faggots good for nothing Niggers
Fuck jannies
Fuck trannies
Is this responding to off-topic garbage enough for you you piteous sorry-Ass good for nothing subhuman for free doing NIGGERS
TeeVee mods are gay btw

but she loves you(((

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