How can human women compete?
Gem wives thread
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Austin Gonzalez
Fuck dem tired ass, old ass gem bitches. How about posting some girls that get no love?
Nolan Brown
>off-model fanart
die
Bentley Gray
What do you think their purpose on the earth colony was?
Caleb Nguyen
Simple, women are straight, these alien dykes should be killed. And you need to be murdered. Steven Universe is shit.
Christian Bailey
The vast majority of the official character animation is off model though
Carson Thompson
This is rich considering the show itself doesn’t believe in on-model characters in their design philosophy
PLUS the fact that these are fucking shapeshifting holographic rocks.
Asher Hughes
liking a sticc like Pearl only after giving her ridiculous curves is just disgusting
Bentley Ortiz
They can't
Noah Hernandez
Jordan Miller
Matthew Green
Angel Richardson
Cameron Gray
Damn you u got to it before me
Matthew Brown
Wait, Blue Diamond is holding these little gems?
Eli Morales
:(
Isaiah Gomez
did she died
Leo Cook
I don’t like Pearl the character. I like the curvy body.
You sound like a woman because you think guys that like how a chick looks must somehow also like their character too.
Nicholas Ramirez
That was dark
Connor Anderson
>calls pearl his wife
>no I don't like pearl, just the off-model body she never had
why are coomers so fucking retarded, or is it just steven universe fans?
Brody Russell
Yes, but they managed to keep a few things consistent. Like Pearl and Lapis being pretty flat and slim. Just how I like my women.
Jaxon Gomez
Reposting from previous thread. Thanks again drawanon!
Chase Bell
Lapis is holding them in this shot. They're TINY.
No idea. Perhaps to take care of small pests?
Blake Edwards
It's so weird to see Lapis being so based.
Colton Jones
Hey this is cool.
Sauce?
Jaxson Moore
Connor Bailey
Cool
Christopher Sanchez
The vergin On model fanart purist vs the Chad Off model enjoyer
Dylan Parker
They’re Gem sex toys
Oliver Cook
Is there a more loyal type of gemwife than Jaspers?
Jackson Butler
>How can human women compete?
Nope
Can't beat a wife that doesn't need food, water, air, or your money
On top of everything, they don't get periods and still can be impregnated
Chase Ross
>Can't beat a wife
is that a challenge?
Matthew Richardson
They're only loyal if you can beat them. No human could possibly match a Jasper in one on one combat.
Ethan Thompson
Just train
Carson Baker
If you hit her with a train she'll just get angry.
Brandon Ross
Hah
Jayden Murphy
You sure Connie or Lars couldn't?
I don't know what happened to Connie but somehow she became able to fight gem monsters so...
Lucas Taylor
Square peri is a qt with her big eyebrows
Ryan Butler
She was wesk
Joseph Jackson
Sure she fought some gem monsters, but when she had to fight Topaz she was barely holding her own and against Jasper she needed Steven to pull her ass out of the fire.
Nathan Russell
The best part is that you could beat the shit out of a gem wife and she will be fine because she can can just make her body back to normal or just poof to reset
Any sadist worth his salt will be begging for a gem wife
Samuel Torres
Connie did fine against the unfused Topaz.
She even did fine against fused Topaz.
Xavier Baker
Everything about Ruby is the same except she has great big gazonngas
Evan Anderson
It's literally the only way to make these characters attractive.
Nathan Thompson
I find Pearl's sexy without needing to resort to fan-art.
Jace Morris
Carter Hernandez
This, Pearls are naturally sexy
Anthony Torres
Adam Collins
>thinks I’m the guy who called Pear his wife
lmao, you’re so lost user
Nathaniel Stewart
Bronze Pearl will always be my giro I suppose. A dower, dainty thing. Why she stays around I don't know, but she does.
Ayden Garcia
Jose Baker
Ha, that's cute.
Alexander Richardson
How would you convince your Pearl to adopt a figure or size that you find desirable?
Luke Bell
Base Pearls are already fantastic. Only need to convince them to go around naked
Justin King
Yes the Base Pearl is fine, but what if someone wishes to have their Pearl taller, thinner, smaller, or bigger, how could they convince them to take this new aspect?
Michael Nelson
I'd just say they would look better in that particular way, putting it in a very artistic and elegant way. No tricking
Gabriel Moore
you ruined my joke by being weird and creepy.
Eli Miller
Poor human women
Eli Flores
I didn't think you were joking
Legit gem wives can do it all for sadists and masochists
They can do it all and more
Chase Foster
I like to think most Pearls who adopt boys molest them
Colton Williams
By having functioning wombs. The only gem to have ever tried reproducing the human way ended up dying in the process. Only a human woman can continue your family line while also sticking around to help raise your children and continue fucking you.
Michael Gray
Ayden Collins
being flesh and blood and also havin functioning wombs. instead of being immortal ageless light ayys. t. has a waifu who's human.