What's some romantic kino to watch on first date?

What's some romantic kino to watch on first date?

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I watched Incredibles 2 on my first date with my last GF, and she sucked my dick later. Then we first fucked to Ghost Busters.

*Charge right at her, knocking her to ground*
*Raise fist and began raining blows down on her face*
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

mr deeds
why d0 ugly guys have gfs but n0t me?

This that Disney chick?

Taxi Driver

Watch as your girl jerks me off. Tbh.

Why would she do that?

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that's a common misconception. You shouldn't watch romantic comedy on first date. You should watch just some comedy.

You don't want romance on a first date. You want a thriller/horror movie. She will subconsciously attribute the excitement to you and will want to keep seeing you.

Napoleon Dynamite

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Watch the original Texas chainsaw massacre for guaranteed pusy

That tree is fucking kino

no user
you're kino

Problem Child 2

Master & Commander

I watched the thing 1984 with my last tinder date and she got bored within the first 1h of the film so i fucked her. Her cat was running around the apartment all night so i didnt get any fucking sleep

I watched Amelie with my ex and i physically cringed at the movie.
Watching it together with someone is so uncomfortable.

>thing
>bored
you dumped her right?

It worked for Refn's autistic ass, it'll work for me dammit

Tucker & Dale vs Evil

>it's the "you're awake staring at the ceiling all night because her apartment is too quiet and you have intense tinnitus" episode

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Oldboy 2003

Women don't like movies or romance. Anything a woman considers "romantic" is actually just about cuckolding as many men as possible.

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Meg Ryan movies, can't go wrong

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im a very ugly guy, why dont i have girlfriend?

Too much ugly.

Try looking like this

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I wonder what's his bf% is.
If i had a killer jaw i might have had the Charles autistic but sorta handsome vibe going.

She looks like she only wears white panties

What an ugly fucking sweater this bitch must be retarded

How does this happen before actually having full sex? Did she simply offer it?

Id love to have a friend to spit roast my girl.

Quercus palustris my friend

...why?

the thing is among the lowest rated films by women as compared to men..
You would be hard pressed to make a worse choice.