Rommie Sister Edition
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/trek/
Matthew Bennett
Jacob Ortiz
rape
Jayden Campbell
i want her titty milk
Jaxon James
>tfw you realize Wesley has a bigger ass than any of the women
Lucas Long
[muffled screams]
Xavier Ward
What a little faggot.
Matthew Murphy
this exchange between worf and o'brien perfectly encapsulates my feelings towards new trek: youtube.com
the enterprise i know is gone. those were good years, but now it is time for me to move on.
Nolan Howard
bros I gotta get a vulcan gf
Carter Gutierrez
That is one juicy ass
>No homo
Blake Sanders
how did the actors breath in those things?
Josiah Cook
kek at his tighty whities showing through his pants. They dressed him so terribly.
Evan Thomas
WORSHIP ME, MORTALS!
Sebastian Long
Wesley "The Crusher" Crusher
That ass is responsible for dozens of prime directive violations
He learned everything he knows from his mother
Wyatt Fisher
tubes
Elijah Evans
Is What We Left Behind worth watching?
Oliver Parker
all stunt doubles who wore those died during or shortly after filming
Wyatt Williams
wicked.
Liam Lopez
hollywood sacrifices for moloch
Leo Jones
anterior pelvic tilt
Robert Garcia
Tell me, Commanders, if /trek/ is so great, how come your dubsposters can't get dubs?
Hunter Watson
Tell me about your sexual organs, /trek/
Alexander Wilson
Bashirfaggot's in it, so yeah.
Henry Wood
>mfw I have no face
Jose Russell
Andrew Bell
Big, juicy. Stuff squirts out.
Noah Torres
Why is /trek/ always venting drive plasma?
We sustained enough damage to the port nacelle last year and we're finally breaking through the nebular turbulence but it seems the intertial dampers suddenly go offline when we're reaching higher warp speeds.
I think I need a mod to explain this to me further.
Jason Jones
HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOUR 'CAPTAIN'S LOG'. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TAKING A FAT SHIT
Jaxson Mitchell
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Landon Price
sweaty. clammy
Nathaniel Thompson
>Computer, create holographic replica of Jonbenet Ramsey. Enable the latest version of artificial respiratory system for the replica. Create environment, basement of standard 20th century american house.
>Disengage safety protocols.
Parker Scott
>it's a "Worf has another Klingonboo identity crisis" episode
Isaiah White
Long ago we would mutilate the male genitalia because less intelligent people were tricked into thinking it was cleaner and more aesthetic. Luckily we've abandoned that barbaric and degenerate practice.
Know what the worst part was? People who ended up having their genitals brutalized actually managed to somehow trick themselves into thinking their incomplete members were superior.
Gabriel Nguyen
He was basically a hermaphrodite in season 2.
Season 1 he's just a quirky precocious science kid.
Season 3 he's a chad in training.
Season 4 he's reaching existential late teen crisis mode then we lose him forever (or at least until season 7).
Dominic Brown
Kayden Ward
Bit close to that sun, innit, govna?
Cooper Ross
check em, babe
Levi Parker
I just want to be ravaged by a sexually aggressive Andorian female. Is that truly too much to ask?
Carter Gutierrez
It's over, Sisko!
I have the high ground!
Hunter Russell
redpill me on lord garth
Caleb King
how do I sleep with Ashley Judd type girls while having the body of a waifish serf?
Oliver Harris
Master of the universe. Capable of disguising his posting style to mimic anybody in /trek/. Possible intelligence agent. Very based.
Mason Hughes
drugs and a jack the ripper/bill cosby mindset
Isaiah Evans
No, my dear...let me tell you about MY sexual organs!
Easton Fisher
-He hated his green whore fir being yappy
-1 of his potions could blowup a planet
- and he mastered changeling trickery
Hudson Gray
okay where do I find a woman who has those things?
Zachary Roberts
Detroit
Bentley Wilson
Based on your post, you already have far too high of a self-awareness to get pussy from the "Liberal Douch Pandering For Brownie Points" angle.
Chug some onions and get on his level.
Blake Adams
>Computer. Make a nude 200m tall version of Counsellor Troi
>Computer, run program Mountain of Beans, Brussels Sprouts, Vindaloo Curry and Super Spicy Brine Hasperat
>Computer, reduce Counsellor Troi's hunger satiety to zero and speed up digestion by a factor of 10.
>Computer, cycle the holodeck's air throughout the Enterprise, authorisation Barclay Alpha-Omega-Omega-One.
>Disable Safety Protocols.
>Run program.
Lincoln Carter
I change posting style when I samepost but I still get called out on it.
Xavier Taylor
Ryan Torres
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CUT AND IT'S MUCH CLEANER THAN YOUR STANK ANT EATER DICK
Jayden Miller
>6 trek threads
We are in the golden age of /trek/ posting
Levi Perez
Fuck off, VF
Ayden Campbell
>tfw your sister-gf is being mean to your robot waifu
Thomas Thompson
I’m back. I’ve got the most recent and updated Trek Taste Wiki.
Christian Russell
Ba'al and Moloch are unified pseudo-Gods that the fake Hebrews occasionally worship to during underground Hollywood sacrifices to keep the current Jewish zeitgeist in tact.
Nicholas Smith
Luke Martinez
Every post in this thread was me
Ryder King
cut > uncut
Aiden Davis
Alright /trek/ yeah!
Ian Taylor
>Disable Safety Protocols.
Disabling security protocol requires the voice authorization of two senior officers as seen in the episode TNG:Descent
Brandon Morgan
find a larger resolution image
Isaiah Scott
>We are in the golden age of /trek/ posting
>26 posters
yay
Ryan Reyes
Elijah Davis
>the golden age of /trek/
Justin Ramirez
And so begins the seething and cope
Nicholas Williams
remember that one time sarah silverman was on voyager?
man, I miss when she was 100% fuckable
jk, still would
Zachary Brooks
Is your girlfriend forcing you to constantly watch star trek?
Levi Gonzalez
looks fine on my phone
Samuel Murphy
We know, faggot. For the sake of the meme, assume Barclay has bypassed this requirement, or used a voice copier to do so (which is canon; see Wes doing it).
Liam Allen
THESE ARE FOR THE FOUNDERS!
REST IN PEACE ODO!!
Justin Turner
Rate my crew.
Ayden Mitchell
retarded?
YOU BE THE JUDGE
Ryan White
Not that user, but yes.
Gabriel Anderson
And you people, you're all... shitposters. On some kinda Dubs Trek?
Charles Wright
>Ezri
Anthony Powell
...
John Roberts
That's the dream, user, where my gf forces me to watch Trek constantly while pegging me with a Klingon forehead shaped dildo
Mason Rodriguez
You've successfully lured me into your Stark Trek thread. Why did you post a picture of this sultry Jewess?
Hunter Parker
captain is a faggot
Brayden Hill
>FMS
Fuck Machine Sexy?
John Jenkins
Captain, we seem to have encountered some dubs
Logan Garcia
What a fine vintage that would make. Hasperat always makes me think of that Greek pickled fish stuff.
Joshua Williams
>26 posters.
/trek/ was sustained through all of 2019 because VF's insane and lacks a job so I'd say that's a massive improvement.
James Allen
hasperat post gets dubs
Daniel Howard
Sebastian Cox
>pegging
anal is a meme, given up on trying to get prostate orgasms. Managed it twice, can't do it since. I'll never get that feel again.
Christian James
>Sees tactical/security
Captain, permission to cum(heh) aboard.
Connor Morris
I also prefer Data with a cut beard (clean shaven)
Thomas Torres
The Major is cute
CUTE
John Nguyen
>sto.gamepedia.com
It's used for Ferengi ships, so all female crewmembers must be nude. I don't think it's used in the shows, though
John Sanchez
Pretty effn based, ngl
Eli Smith
I helped too.
Leo Kelly
>it's a Sisko MUH BORESBALL episode
Elijah Baker
>I've got the high tower, Benjamin.
Lincoln Moore
>there are trekkies in this thread who want to suck your soul out of your pretty asshole
panic and terror
Aaron Cooper
the episode where they play against the vulcan crew is kino
John Allen
>I'll never get that feel again.
And you know this how?
Isaac Young
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer it by
Isaiah Turner
>yay, I'm completely hyped for that weird alien sport that even the aliens who invented it do not practice anymore.
Easton Kelly
EDD
ING
TON
Chase Adams
check check
Ayden Wood
No. She's hyped to hang out with the emissary of her Gods
Jaxson Jenkins
...
Levi Rogers
>tall ship
>ship has 78 decks in the movie
Easton Brown
best line in ds9 lol
Brody Sanders
BOTTOM OF THE NINTH AND Hit for the cycle!
Jack Myers
this isnt the place to talk about it, i tried once and couldn't do it again so gave up, it's not worth the effort. anal is a meme at least for men imo, might be different for women.
Ian Nguyen
who was the best star trek producer?
Grayson Morgan
yes
Joseph Nguyen
*blood vessels popping*
Ian Scott
women love anal more than star trek
Ryan Rogers
/trek which tng Season should i binge today on my journey towards Akoocheemoya?
Joseph Brown
Harv Bennett
Dylan Flores
4
Thomas Evans
After all this time, she always looked to familiar...
Grayson Reyes
>Secret Borg transporter with a 40,000 Light year range
What the hell am i watching?
Ryan Fisher
>letting women peg you
Way to lose all respect in her eyes, beta
Asher Rodriguez
I've always been under the impression that anal for women is the same as for men, only with even less pleasure because no prostate.
Luis Torres
Watch Ensign Ro, Next Phase, Conundrum, and Preemptive Strike. The Ro Saga.
Zachary Kelly
that is true
Dylan Thompson
is this about the temptation between the reactionary and the liberal? the reactionary is in love with family and the liberal is in love with artificial fake life. interesting.
Connor Butler
What is CBS's view on fan material? I know lucasfilm was really big on letting fans make their own fanfilms and part of the deal with Disney was that they couldn't go after fan material on youtube. Is CBS just as open with star trek? I've been thinking of making a trek animation in my free time
Nathan Walker
so if I got this right
>federation and romulans had a war
>then 200 years of cold war
>Romulans are somewhat belligerent to the Federation, but mostly just fuck with the Klingons
>Romulans join the alliance against the Dominion, suffer huge losses, but stay in the fight
>Dominion war ends and relations between Earth/Romulus get a lot better due to the shared sacrifice
>15 years later a bunch of Federation planets don't care that Romulans are about to be exterminated
???
Liam Jones
>Secret Borg transporter with a 40,000 Light year range
Hey just what ya see, pal.
Ryder Harris
Based fat shit poster
Owen Lopez
Tried pleasuring myself anally, didn't like it, went back to jerking the old sausage. Still love wearing panties though, they're just so smooth and weightless.
Justin Flores
Ryan Nguyen
>not liking anal
but it's a free extra hole
like when an trek story is a two-parter
Samuel Perez
nah, anal for women works by pressing the rectal wall/lining down onto the vaginal one, which combines. So, while a dude might get pleasure from the sensation, women get a 'deeper' feeling inside them. At least so I heard when I asked why they liked it. You feel 'full' and lots of weird sensations. As for men and the prostate, as I said, I managed two prostate orgasms once and cannot do it since. There is no information or guide online to explain that. I dunno what to do and ain't forking out $100 on a toy that doesn't even do what it did because that's not how it works.
Jacob Diaz
You're probably doing it wrong
Zachary Bell
Benjamin Campbell
it makes vaginal stimulation more pleasureable
Leo Mitchell
what's it about?
David Reed
CBS hates it and will rape you in the ass if it's longer than x amount of minutes and also better than the product they shit out
Christopher Gomez
>Computer, generate 10 holographic copies of Worf in his de-evolved state
>Computer, on my mark: transport Tasha Yar to the holodeck, fully nude and disengage safety protocols
>MARK
Gabriel Kelly
blessed ro trips poster
Ryan White
>new shows
>canon
Hudson Nelson
Anthony Reed
Justin Smith
It's the Sikarian trajector from those guys that Voyager met.
Dylan Davis
Best case it felt slightly enjoyable, generally it just felt like shitting a log repeatedly, also the hygiene necessary for preparation always ended up a huge pain in the ass (ba dum tss).
Brody Diaz
but they relied on something about their planet to make it work didnt they?
Nicholas Lee
what the actual fuck is this
John Hill
damn, I didn't know Combs played the Irish Romulan mommy
Xavier Perez
Jose Foster
He did voice acting for the show so he could have some money to buy a boat
Eli Price
autism general
Jackson Rivera
KING
Carter Kelly
I haven't decided yet. I remade the opening of ENT to test out my new drawing pad and it looked really fucking good. I'm open to suggestions. Hardest part would be finding people to do voice acting (which I normally don't do in my projects)
Jayden Hall
I hear John D. Lancie might be interested, in cartoons about ponies.
Liam Hernandez
this, i agree, but i touched the face of god when it did work... hands free ejaculation (i wore a condom too) was the best shit ever... man. i'll never experience it again.
Chase Rogers
>tfw no trekkie gf
Luke Williams
wouldnt they normally go down the line?
Owen Clark
Have sex babe
Dominic Smith
Bentley James
Is this that autistic Angela anaconda girl?
Joseph Gray
Hunter James
ferengi film noir
Mason Butler
voyager sucks and the characters sucks and the stories suck and anybody who likes it sucks
Aaron Wright
Fucking lmao. "we want you to show your creativity"
>proceeds to supply a novel of restrictions bc they know fans will make better products than the shit they are writing
Ethan Johnson
Post some of your art
Noah Hernandez
>voyager sucks
Hudson Hill
The writers probably just made up the transporter and later someone retconned it to be the Sikarian thing. Now Reddit can gush over how much continuity the series has and how much the writers respect canon and how this makes it great Tsar Treck.
Charles Diaz
I think his mlp character is basically Queue
Levi Rogers
Jose Brown
Not an argument
Adrian Hernandez
>The fan production must be family friendly and suitable for public presentation. Videos must not include profanity, nudity, obscenity, pornography, depictions of drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any harmful or illegal activity, or any material that is offensive, fraudulent, defamatory, libelous, disparaging, sexually explicit, threatening, hateful, or any other inappropriate content.
BOOOOOORRRRIINNGGGG!
Carson Price
So basically The Maltese Falcon where everyone is trying to fuck over everyone else for the magic whatsit. It could work.
Jaxson Harris
Dylan Johnson
Sheer FUCKING hubris
John Lee
what's the most comfy trek series?
Carter Hall
Jackson Green
Every scene between them, she's super sexually suggestive. Touching his face. He always gets angry and slaps her away. Then she sometimes acts upset by that . But, like that's how he always responds. Why would that upset her? That's what always happens.
Noah Wood
Captain! Message from Admiral T. user at Starfleet. He is saying he is fed up with life and is watching everything of worth and enjoyment being destroyed under the guise of 'progress' and being unable to stop it due to totalitarian governments that used 1984 as a guidebook rather than a warning in order to prevent their constituents from rebelling over their replacement and the destruction of history, culture and all that is bright and good in the world.
What should I respond?
Evan Lee
yep
Adrian Collins
Damn, she really is the perfect autism gf
Justin Sanders
Maybe it didn't use to happen until he started fucking a toaster and she's upset and jelly.
Ayden Brooks
STD, it causes the most incel tears.
Henry Rivera
make anew
Jason Thompson
have sex with bf
Robert Adams
If that Romulan dude isn't careful he's going to unleash Pinhead any second now.
Jace Johnson
consider the most expedient course available to end your life
Nolan Anderson
Just Q, making everyone crazy as usual.
Oliver James
So you can't make any Star Trek: Picard fan films?
Dylan Allen
Garbage.
Nathan Collins
Dukatposter, if you are seeing this comment, it means you failed to post your meme while the generals's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted.
Dominic Evans
Wouldn't starship combat be illegal behavior?
Joseph Collins
On Ferenginar where the rain never lets up
Caleb Price
Josiah Morales
Maybe so long as there's no gore
Jaxon Scott
I miss Stargate
Bentley Jenkins
You are persona non grata if you are a trek actor who appears in a fan film. See Icheb.
Sebastian Ross
>depictions of drugs, alcohol, tobacco
Chase Wood
pure comf
Nicholas Ramirez
>even the Star Trek website knows STD and Picard aren't actual Star Trek
big klingon kak
Matthew Morales
>Boomer Madness
Uhm is this canon?
Nicholas Price
>Go away your Cardie Scum!
>NOT ALLOWED user.
Charles Murphy
this is the funniest thing I've seen today
Charles Rivera
>tfw the reboot was such a flop because it was so completely shit that not even the posers cared
man if only Star Trek did that.
Jose Moore
>Lowest ranked captain covering half the highest ranked captain
What scumbag made this?
Grayson Peterson
game end yourself
Nicholas Powell
>depictions of drugs, alcohol, tobacco
But isn't there a character in Picard that vapes?
Matthew Gutierrez
>CBS and Paramount Pictures reserve the right to revise, revoke and/or withdraw these guidelines at any time in their own discretion.
It's all bullshit anyway, they can shut down anyone they want at any time. Surprised they haven't tried to sue McFarlane yet.
Elijah Bennett
that isn't why lol
Jaxon Cook
Do Ex Borg still have their privates / boobs?
David Jones
Heard the Picard season 2 casting rumours?
Jacob Bennett
imagine being so butthurt about something he apologized for and was accepted by the actor in question that you still malicious murder his character
Jaxon Barnes
Well yes it was probably also the Kevin Spacey incident but I’m sure appearing in ‘Renegades’ was also a factor.
Austin Sanders
what are you talking about
they all have the same rank: captain
William Wilson
no what??
Adam Smith
They're fully functional, otherwise no new Borg
Eli Young
EZRA, FUCKING, MILLER.
Hudson Stewart
I meant popularity, awesomeness, etc.
Nicholas King
>Surprised they haven't tried to sue McFarlane yet.
They'd have literally no case.
Hudson Scott
More like kevin BASEDy
Christian Morales
omg :3
Christopher Scott
>episode where O'Brien says he might become an officer
Do it you lazy bitch. You can be ordered around by fucking Nog.
Oliver Kelly
>what is parody?
Yeah and Wes Craven should’ve sued the Scary Movie guys.
Nathan Jenkins
>he thinks studios can sue over spoofs
Big auts
Kayden Bennett
Sure they can. They can sue over anything. But that doesn't mean they'll win.
Ethan Taylor
It's in Voyager
This whole show is "let's ignore major Trek history and characterisation and tone and objectives yet attempt to legitimise the trash we write by making callbacks to small details no one remembers"
Gavin Thomas
Being sued for creative work is almost a badge of honor in Murrika, because it means someone feels threatened by you.
Logan Rodriguez
whether it's a parody or not is irrelevant
you can't copyright ideas, only specifics and execution
there is nothing in The Orville that infringes on Star Trek's IP even if the idea and look and feel is clearly "inspired"
Jacob Johnson
Based Dubsminion
Brayden Evans
>heh well ACKSHUALLY....
very big auts
Ian Nguyen
I've been sued by /trek/
Thomas Ramirez
With shorter sentences.
Thomas Sanchez
You must be poor and never had to deal with lawyers before
Ryan Morris
>No Kanar with Damar fanfilm
Brandon Nguyen
He plays a Queue character in My Little Pony.
Aaron Thompson
it's also obviously run over a fine tooth comb by corporate lawyers prior to airing
William Moore
That guy talking was so incredibly funny. Its nice to see even fellow Cardassians hate him
Cameron Jackson
You’re super autistic bro
Carson Morales
Joshua Cook
>You will never be a specialized breeding drone assigned to fuck all kinds of alien females.
GODDAMMIT
Hunter Jenkins
>John de Lancie plays a character named Discord in MLP
>Discord trannies post in /trek/
COINCIDENCE?
Jackson Rivera
>Women in Star Trek Picard
>Star Trek is now a matriarchy run by female admirals, it is also non-coincidently a nefarious and incompetent organisation
>Raffi, a black female, lives in a pre-fab in the desert, vapes, does implied drugs, drinks, is divorced and estranged from her son
>Seven of Nines quest to discover herself ends with her becoming a bitter, violent lesbian
>Dr Agnes Jurati kills her lover in cold blood and has sex with a Mexican hours later
Jackson Kelly
You're the one who seems to have a compulsion to shouting the same word over and over again, autistic user.
Ayden Sanchez
>He kicked in private money to do a documentary about the show's fanbase
>Fanbase pirated it so it got 0 sales
>kickstarter failed
>Delancey left in the wind
Evan Hernandez
My sister was the same. When we were in our early teens, she'd wake me up by whispering in my ear and straddling me. After a few months I told her to fuck off and she stopped and has been cold to me since.
Levi Watson
Kickstarter doesn't take your money unless the project reaches its goal
Angel Gonzalez
Wow you’re still replying. Take your autism pills dude.
Elijah Cook
Autism!
Grayson Cooper
I don't think he was a backer to the kickstarter, I think we was involved in actual production. Granted this was like 8 years ago so my memory is foggy. I only remember everyone involved being very angry
Elijah Williams
based
Dylan Bailey
Wow you’re still replying. Take your autism pills dude.
Gabriel Sanchez
>doesn't post art
>doesn't know what the fan project will be
>doesn't understand how copyright laws or crowdfunding tools work
>wants to waste time arguing about who has autism instead of working
I smell a wannabe
Leo Foster
She's 3d Cheryl, so naturally marriage tier.
William Jones
Not only did you ruin your relationship, but also any chance at wincest.
Jack Hernandez
Imagine being this autistic.
Isaiah Sullivan
Kickstarter doesn't take money from donators unless a project meets its funding goal, so there couldn't have been much progress made unless they already had most of the footage they were going to use from conventions. He wasn't left in the wind, at worst they just didn't proceed with production.
The funny part of this is even trekkies will finance documentaries about DS9 fans but bronies are terrified of a documentary about themselves.
Caleb Taylor
I agree with VF on this one
Brayden Collins
Wow you’re still replying. Take your autism pills dude.
Oliver Rivera
I love the warship Voyager!
youtube.com
Luis Thompson
>post-scarcity society
>blacks still somehow manage to be living in the gutter
this says something about something
John Bennett
checked
Jose Sanchez
Imagine being this autistic.
Oliver Howard
yes to make sure they're not infringing on any specific IP held by Star Trek, which they haven't so far
Benjamin Walker
Wow you’re still replying. Take your autism pills dude.
Henry Davis
autism general
Andrew Ward
/trek
Jeremiah Gray
do ex-borg males coom borg nanoprobes?
do ex-borg females lactate borg nanoprobes?
Bentley Baker
This nigga SEETHIN lmao
Hudson Hill
They must have forgotten about Borg nanoprobes as well, with a anywhere transporter Borg could assimilate every motherfucker on every planet within the 40k light year range. At least DS9 pointed out how the Iconian transporter would make anyone who controlled it effectively invincible.
Brayden Moore
R8 B8
Jacob Hall
This is getting painful to watch. Just walk away man, you lost.
Sebastian Brown
Jose Green
Wow you're still replying. Take your autism pills dude.
Aiden Rodriguez
...
Jack Cook
More like USS Autism.
Elijah Moore
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Picard is canceled and Patrick Stewart cast beyond the Doors of Night.
Thomas Brooks
>Astrometrics
More like ASStrometrics amiright?
Lincoln Clark
Ah, I see you are a man of impeccable taste as well.
Oliver Young
Wow you’re still replying. Take your autism pills dude.
Jaxon Davis
...
Brody Miller
Fuck, I didn't add the image.
Michael Stewart
Desperation doesn’t make you look very cool.
Adrian Lopez
Wow you’re still replying. Take your autism pills dude.
Julian Richardson
It's okay, blankposting is in right now.
Christopher Torres
Perhaps it would be best if you examined them yourself.
Liam Wilson
Fuck you
Brayden Morales
She ain't fuggable with the bush she got. I don't mind some well-kempt hair, but god damn that muff looked like the Amazon before deforestation. Swear I could see a jaguar or two waiting to strike at in the upper canopy of that muff.
James Stewart
7's ass is the only good thing about VOY
William White
Did you say a fat shit?
Michael Kelly
Haha yeah and DS9 sucks too
Kevin Cruz
star trek
Nathaniel Miller
hello, /nfl/
William Hill
schizo
Julian Fisher
AHHHHHHHH IT WON'T STOP, CAPTAIN. AHHHHHHHHH IT'S SO BIG.
Grayson Howard
Fuck you
Daniel Morris
That's Mr. autistic schizo to you
Brayden Mitchell
god imagining Wesley like that is giving me a chub
Connor Russell
>15 years later a bunch of Federation planets don't care that Romulans are about to be exterminated
Wot? It's even more retarded then if Britain got pissed off at the Americans after a nuclear disaster hit London. The Federation has no obligation to help, but they probably would have if the Romulans asked. Furthermore, the Romulans were more than capable of dealing with the situation themselves, but didn't because whatever. The premise is retarded since they control a huge empire and the whole "blaming the federation" is even more retarded.
Adrian Cruz
"Sheer fucking hubris" lady said if they saved the Romulans, 13 planets would have left the Federation.
Why would the Federation have allowed those planets in the Federation in the first place?
Jayden Bell
UZANI, HIS ANUS WITH FAT SHIT EMERGING
Mason Gutierrez
I have to pee
Connor Morris
DIVERT ALL POWER TO PLUMBING SYSTEMS! THE ENTERPRISE CANT WITHSTAND FAT SHITS OF THIS MAGNITUDE!!
Ian Hall
Captains log
Joshua Fisher
I don’t see any toilets around. Here, you can use my face.
Gavin Rodriguez
Remember, we have to wait until bump limit to make a new thread.
Kevin King
that's a big poo
Connor Carter
THERE IS DISHONOUR IN PASSING SMALL SHITS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY HONOUR WILL BE RESTORED BASED ON THE SIZE OF THE SPLASH. IT'LL BE A FAT SHIT.
Carson Anderson
piss and shit general
Aiden Gray
Do you ever take a shit and think 'man, that's the size of dick I can comfortable take'. Imagine the guy after doing that. The relief. Man.
Jacob Rivera
Shaka, when the toilet clogged
Nathan Ortiz
He will never have the pleasure of a girl tickling your frenulum with the tip of her tongue.
Caleb Miller
No, I usually think that after I'm done fucking myself with a dildo and think "man, that's at least the size of dick I can take"
Robert Gutierrez
NEW:
Michael Ortiz
star
Jace Wright
trek
Adam Parker
trek
Ian Johnson
Mr. Chekov, I'm FBI.
Carter Sullivan
we're a thing now
Thomas Carter
Or the pleasure of a girl stretching his foreskin over the tip of her dick to make them kiss :3
Austin Ross
Read this post again and edit it please
Anthony Gomez
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ANSWER TO THAT!