That was crazy. You know he could fucking kill you? He could kill all of us...

Learn to crop, fag.

>Y'know, I wish you had told me that before I bought your fucking yogurt

"Oh my god, I did everything I could to piss off a guy famous for punching people for a living, and I got punched!"

Christ, people like that are why we need to bring back pistol duelling. Black powder only, nothing too lethal. But either people would be more polite, or those that act the fool would sooner or later catch a bullet, and either way it'd be a win.

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>beat up
It was a light tap at best. If Mike fucking Tyson had actually decided to try to hurt him, he would've been a little worse off than he currently is.

Ow, the edge.

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youtu.be/2xjou5mYjig

Some people still need to learn this

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Legally speaking, simple unsolicited/unwanted physical contact is enough to qualify as physical aggression. So legally speaking, Tyson is in the clear and what he did can be considered to simply be legitimate defence.

The dude harrassed Punch McPunch the King of Punching. I don't know what he expected.

Tyson's the kind of guy who can put a face-sized hole in your face if he wants. He let that dude get away with a little tap. Plenty of people wouldn't show that kind of retraint in a similar situation.

He's old

He is still Mike Tyson.

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This guy was probably one of us.

Still the most underrated Adult Swim cartoon ever

Power is the last thing to go in a boxer. It's why Foreman could still destroy and become world champion in his mid 40's.

>Still the most underrated Adult Swim cartoon ever
The Drinky Crow Show never gets new threads.

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OJ Simpson's last words a shit funeral were so touching...
>"Ol Norm was a fighter, he fought for years, i still can't believe he lost, especially before i got a chance to kill him."

I mean lets be fair here for a second, the dude was a fucking idiot to piss off mike fucking tyson

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>Mike yells at both of them to pick up the pace right after this
>they scurry after him like scared rabbits

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He has restraint, because he is an experienced boxer. He knows how violence works and received some in his life.

When in 2017 or so there was a brawl in the Ukrainian parlament over minority rights Vitalij Kilczko, also a boxer did not take part in it.

Angry people on the internet are often like chiuhuahuas that never fought any big dogs and therefor think they are alpha.

It also wasn't very good

I think the tight space factored in too. Either way, dude wqs fucking lucky.

He has DEVELOPED a lot of restraint. 90's mike would have killed this man.

>wqs
What did he mean by this?

It means that most keyboards are too dainty for fingers as masculine and rough as mine.

Yeah, and he can still utterly wreck 99% of the population with zero effort

No it really isn't, you need to stop getting your legal advice from /k/.

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CORRECTION!

Mike said to pick up the "Mother Fucking Pace"

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I loved the parts where Mike randomly got intense and violent

isn't mike tyson basically braindead now

Counter counter point. Bruce lee in his prime

Mike Tyson actually had a grade-A defence, with most of his win in early KO. with only 6 loss, he actually might not have received any significant damage.

F

Yeah but that theme song is still in my head..
Same with Saul of the Mole Men

You're thinking of Ali. I think Tyson is surprisingly cognisant, all things considered.

>lets be fair
Fucking ESL's.

Now, you can't say that on Hulu.

It had a great art style.

...That's about it. It's pretty forgettable otherwise.

Why not?

norm was a better voice actor than he was a regular actor

Fuck i can hear his voice still

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Tyson was a fucking beast back then. Even now he's still a fuckin beast

>riling up Mike Tyson
can you even imagine being this much of a brainlet, the motherfucker killed his wife and bit a man's ear off and was renowned for being a murder machine with his bare hands

you don't lose all that training and muscle memory. a majority of power is actually from your nerves and how well they can activate your muscles, so old guys who worked out their whole life tend to keep it even though their body aged.

>Killed his wife
What? He was convicted of rape.
I assume he fell for the meme that he's a big softy now. That or he thought he'd get a funny story about how Mike Tyson socked him one without realizing what being professionally hit the face would feel like.

You don't get to Chris Benoit levels of brain damage unless you REALLY go of your way. Mike didn't drink often and like the user said he had good defence which minimized his exposure to head trauma.

Norm "Let's kill this honky Bitch" Mcdonald

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