Looks like I’m watching Some Like it Hot tonight

>boomer """"sex symbol"""

why were their standards so low? she's 6/10

>*itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot bikini sounds in the background*

doesnt it have crossdressing men in it though?

True, but there is a counterpoint.
Pancho Barnes:
>Learned to ride horseback at 5, and won an equestrian trophy at 6
>Parents decide to put her in catholic school to rectify her tomboyish ways; she runs off to Tijuana on horseback
>Gets put into an arranged marriage
>Tells husband to fuck off, makes $100/day working as an on-horseback Hollywood camerawoman
>Gets bored of married life
>Dressed up as a man and joins a banana boat crew headed for South America
>Starts smuggling weapons for Mexican revolutionaries
>Gets taken hostage by Federales for 6 weeks, escapes, Steals a horse, goes back to the USA
>Takes flying lessons, is a natural, beats Amelia Earhart’s speed record
>Feuds with Earhart because Amelia’s a prissy, stick-up bitch; they become bitter rivals
>Does stunt work for Hollywood; flies in Howard Hughes films
>Hosted lavish parties, turned her farm into a Pilot’s club
>Flies in illegal liquor, allegedly manages prostitutes to service her guests
>Air force tries to take her farm/dude-ranch/pilot’s-club/brothel land for a new base; she fights them and actually wins
And nobody knows about her, because she was ugly.

>horse lover
Oh no

they were escaping the mob.
they didn't think they were actually women.

Stick to your mutt pop singers, zoomer

i'd bone her structure if you can parse my innuendo

She's fat but I wouldn't say she was repulsive.

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i mean its more like nobody knows about her because that was one hundred years ago and people barely know about anyone from one hundred years ago except extremely significant figures, and being a pilot/smuggler/madame isn't really significant in a historical context

hidious women have the same lot as the average man, the average woman however has it much easier

she looks like mexican göring, wtf are you talking about

Look at the fat bitch in the profile picture. She reallt compares herself to Mailyn?

shes trying her best

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*snap*
Give this man a (you)

She’s roughly as significant as Earhart—a household name—and far more interesting.

7 year itch is my fav

Women have it easier, but they’ll generally only be remembered for their looks. Ex: Audrey Hepburn, who was very active the the Dutch resistance during WWII, and who had a long and successful career as a UNICEF ambassador.

I wonder what kind of journalist would be seething at a beautiful blonde white woman.

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All of this looks a lot like female privilege. Who gets to learn horse riding as kid?

fuck off Trump. nobody likes you here, only zionist anti semite /pol/ posters

Please explain in more detail, I’m not quite sure what you mean?

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Noone cares about your cracked.com “history’s greatest badasses” meme

who is courtney michelle nelson though

>Horseback riding
>In the early 1900s
>Female privilege
It riding was generally considered unladylike, especially in any sporting or competitive sense. She would’ve been one of only a handful of girls who didn’t learn out of pure necessity.

I prefer Kim Novak

Seeing as how nobody has ever heard of her that’s incorrect. Earhart was also flying before this fat bitch and is mostly interesting because of her death

Every single member of the aristocracy

Yeah right you mean it's not because of her wealthy parents puting her into this at young age for competition, and then on a whim she can take flying lessons. That $100/day cameraman job sounds like BS. Like how often do you need a cameraman on a horse??? Makes no sense. She seems to have been involved in a lots of serious illegal stuff yet didn't spend a day in prison. Looks like family wealth+pussy is a free pass.

>she was slightly above average weight
>roastie: "she's just like me!"
fuck women

Still wearing jewelry, high heels, make-up and with hair done professionally. And the potato sack is clearly tailored too, and reveals her legs and arms and hugs the chest and shoulders tightly.

So was paris hilton to millenials. It's about more than looks dumbass.

More of a very short dress with potato motif really

And? The point was made. We're not robots like you autistics. They got what she was trying to get across.

none of this sounds interesting