Riker rape face edition
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We finally did it. We finally just made one thread after bumplimit even during active hours.
rapist
bajoran?s
old:
Why did Denise have to leave, bros? Why did she have to get that Hollywood mentality?
>MUH EVERYTHING
Fuck Bajor, fuck the Kais, and fuck Bajwhorans
Here's to all of us!
First time I've enjoyed a Riker episode. Maybe I just wanna see him tormented. But the acting was really good nonetheless.
This is one of the best TNG episodes deysu
It was this episode that got me into TNG
>It's within a dream within a dream within a dream
Why are all of Riker episodes such a mind fuck? Same with that alien kid holodeck within a holodeck, etc.
Definitely underrated. Keth and his readers have it at 6-7/10. I had goosebumps of discomfort at times just now when watching it.
Fucking rapist creep
You don't like the one with him on the Klingon ship?
You know you rike it
>You know you rike it
>Also some people are purists and don't think replicator food is able to get things right.
There's quite a lot of that.
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Actually I do, I simply forgot about it when writing my post.
The whole "is everything just a delusion?" plot is a cliche that I've seen in a bunch of shows but Frame of Mind handles the ambiguity so well. It's definitely the best version of the plot I've seen.
And that one where every time he falls asleep extradimensional aliens abduct him to experiment on him.
>The whole "is everything just a delusion?" plot is a cliche
That one made me so afraid of sleep deprivation
>The whole "is everything just a delusion?" plot is a cliche
It wasn't cliche back in the day when they were doing it, when almost nobody was doing it.
>all Admirals are evi-
Coprophages BTFO
Yeah, wow, even Carpenter's Mouth of Madness wasn't until a year later.
>mfw
Didn't he cooperate with Section 33? He's as evil as they get
explain this to me, scientifically
set phasers to thicc
This. Only a degenerate tranny with a poopoo fetish would assume waste disposal hasn’t improved since ENT.
>screenshotting your own stupid post and phoneposting it 20 minutes later
No
YOU BETRAYED YOUR
U
NI
FORM
Except the ones belonging to female members of the crew that are mysteriously diverted to the holodeck while Mr Barclay is in there, of course
What's the context?
Eddington did nothing wrong, Javert.
Maybe he's on a train and has to phonepost.
Avery Brooks is simultaneously an extremely good and extremely bad actor. It's uncanny
explosions across Federation space created bright lights that were instantly viewable across the galaxy
>computer, increase thiccness
What is their relationship?
gross
It's definitely not a coincidence that immediately after the thread started getting filled with STD junk and another phonepost of a fat cosplay thot. The (literal) shitpost cabal has arrived.
Was she right in firing ensign Thomas?
>tfw no romulan sister-gf
>it’s another schizo episode
Yawn...
It's not rape if they Rike it.
The big question to ask about that is did Rikker actually fuck that Klingon girl?
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST REFUTE MY POOP EATING FANTASY FUTURE!!!!
Same thing happened around this time yesterday.
>My mom when I didn't want to get up for school in the morning
lol idk?
A conspiracy? I am intrigued.
>Klingon girl
He fucked both of them
YEAH ONLY LAZY MILLENIANS POST FROM THEIR PHONE. I DONT EVEN HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE MY WIFE TALKS TOO MUCH AS IT IS!
>not having shower toilets
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plot thickens
What is their relationship?
The Dilithium-Powered Auto Toothbrusher
Just finished S4 of TNG, about to start S5 later tonight. I like Riker but he's kinda... become useless? Like not Troi useless but he's definitely being pushed down the card past couple of seasons.
>wincest
I don't get this vibe from them. She's just teasing him for fucking a robot
Here's a better version.
I forgot to remove those black bars.
Now THIS is star trek!
Nice move Katt Worliams
What are we going to do about it, /trek/?
I'm new to TNG, which episode is this?
Masaka is waking
>tfw you riked it a rot.
Generate quality content.
Phasers have no honor
Who's the cutest little squirrel in starfleet?
Alright he's getting a little worked up, let's wrap early before he ends up screaming and crying on the ground again reliving his dad's riot stories.
Best version
IT'S REAAALL
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
oh it's that cute helmsgirl
The cutest gerbal captain!
One whole second.
That's as much work as we can safely extract from him today.
And somebody please get him away from the Quantum torpedoes launch panel
@130154485
Jesus, she's perfect. That pale skin, those plump lips. There's a quick shot of her in another episode, but I'm not 100% sure which.
>egnage
She's so strong!
Whats the best and worst TNG 2-parter?
Why would he look at a reversed image of him as Locutus?
>The Virgin Squad
was it SOLELY so the viewer could get this image of him, as it was shown in the episode? seems pretty lazy
>get to be captain
>it's this ship
of all the ships designed for STD, why did they have a hard on for the ugliest?
Why did her character piss so many people off?
This has always bothered me, her vital organs are above the floor, and she can't bleed out, I don't think she would be ded so immediately.
>Best
The Best of Both Worlds
>Worst
Chain of Command
>cute
>perfect
autism samefag
Imagine kissing those lips, haha. Would a relationship with her be alllowed?
God damn looking for gerbil gifs because of this thread went bad on me.
Looks shitty.
idiots will praise this as cinematographic genius
Which way is forward?
>Helmsman, lay in a course for raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape
Frame of Mind, towards the end of S6.
Her being alive would just be horrific
Because she's assertive and confident.
Why is picard looking at a picture of him on the enterprise viewscreen?
maybe some fragments of the ship entered her blood stream and clogged her heart and brain
>implying Chain of Command is worse than Encounter at Farpoint
>inb4 not a two parter because it doesn't say TO BE CONTINUED in the middle
Birthright is the worst.
>A-story: Worf stuck on village set
>B-story: Data dreaming of the Enterprise
>special gimmick: We visit DS9 but only meet Bashir
>this is how Captains work
Best of both worlds part 2 is much weaker than part 1 though.
You takin a fat shit?
She'll let you know, user.
Why yes, I did turn down a promotion to Captain multiple times. How could you tell?
How does that ship even work? Where are the buzzard collectors? Where's the deflector dish? Where are the glowy lights on the nacelles? How do you get from portside to starboardside if there are two nacelles running through the middle of the saucer?
B-b-but it doesn't say To Be Continued in the middle
Thats one of my favorite episodes. It gets pretty silly by the end but the concept of this gigantic esoteric library with weird mythic digital people stored inside it hurtling through space for thousands of years inside a meteor, and the way it starts taking over Enterprise's systems and changing the ship after they try to access it was really cool.
This conversation is over.
The only autism here is in wanting to ascribe identities to anonymous posters and in being so certain of yourself when you do so. Like, that's symptomatic of ACTUAL autism. If you want us to all be tripfags just say so.
>rewatching Looming Tower mini series about the FBI and CIA power struggle in the lead up to 9/11
>tight political thriller about the personalities and agendas clashing over how to handle terrorism: clamp down on every incident and arrest every target or allow them to operate and learn more about their organization
>Star Trek wants to be serious adult entertainment for serious adults now
>graphic sex, violence, and profanity in every series
>muh deconstruction for deconstruction's sake
>everything is on fire
>they do this because they can't just write a tight political thriller set in star trek so instead we get a manic franchise with dissociative identity disorder
Realistically, is there any hope for Star Trek or have we passed the event horizon, gang?
He's spent so many hours here, he's getting to know us by posting style and grammar.
Nah. I hate the TNG episodes that were just ego-stroking “Oh hey, let me showcase my acting range! I am so much more than Star Trek!”
Nobody cares, fuck off and say “engage”
I intend to shove it down the Son'a's throat
The only way to acceptably tripfag on /trek/
whoops I went to the effort of taking a screencap then forgot to post it
Did they just retcon out First Contact?
>is there any hope for Star Trek
Yeah. Kill it now and revive in 8 years when woke is broke.
>mfw when she says I wanna try anal, babe
What's the most influential meme you've ever given to /trek/?
He didn't visit the borg cube in first contact.
He blew it up with torpedoes and shit.
>it's a Tom Paris almost fucks Sarah Silverman episode
I'm proud of us.
the last time Picard was on a Borg cube, he decapitated the queen with his bare hands
>999
Number one, they banned single use plastics so I have to pick up your number two with my bare hands.
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Riker is convicted of space rape.
elab
...
>nagilum
You must have blocked out what he did to that ensign because it stressed you out too much, if you would put him on that list.
not cube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pic it
>There's no space rape because none can hear you scream in space
thread is full of rapists
rapist
Whoa, season 2 dialogue leak from Mr. Kurtzman himself!
>2063
First contact
>2366
Locutus
He’s not wrong
rapist
>VOY
monster
sexual terrorist
>Stares you down for rape
elab
The space Irish episode was good
Can't prove anything.
violator of virgins
what the fuck is that image
Is was comfy
Still shit, though
Time to start reproducing
>hating Voyager
Atari Nemesis?
Trekkie229
I started the "Ezra Miller is going to be in Picard" meme
fuck off, rapist
Surprisingly flat for old ST standards
duvet
>the episode when Riker was revealed a foot fag
I make new threads before bump limit
was it rape
That’s not a meme though, it’s a real rumor
One of the last few pure blooded hungarians
That's a real leak
>130155461
>"meme"
Name one redeeming VOY quality
That was you? dang.
>it's a Troi gets mindraped episode
I like Voyager
I can give you two
>Nothing personnel kid
post a screen of hiim on top of troi so i can see her contorted face
everything except the last two minutes of the last episode
the Irish could use Irish like this. They're still at pre-starvation population levels
A KOO-chee-MOYA
>the irish
The good doctor, can't dislike the doctor
One of ... how many? I lost count
>Kitty Glitter
Whose Picard producer's pseudonym is this?
THAT'S THE POWER OF /TREK/, PEOPLE!
Patrick Stewart, obviously, since it has some ball busting
muh holo-rights
what about them?
I hated this episode, it's one of my least favorites. Whenever something is just in the character's mind it's just so boring and pointless.
Youeh saiyh potaytoeh I sayh potahtoeh
How is any other episode any less pointless? Star Trek isn't real, it's fiction.
He wasn't on the sphere either, dumbass. He was in Main Engineering on the Enterprise-E.
But the point is you don't know that, you're not made aware of it until towards the end of episode
ikr?
They are very based.
>Star Trek isn't real, it's fiction.
>The strength of Star Trek depends on making people feel good about the future. Over the last ten years, the American public has turned to darker and darker science-fiction. But I think the fans love the parameters that Gene Roddenberry set for us, the 'box' that he put us in. It's an intellectual challenge, but we have to stay in that box
Why didn't you listen?
yew-CHEEN chew-FAW
Fazers
>Survivors
>raped by a music box
>The Loss
>raped by 2D aliens
>Night Terrors
>raped by eyes in the darkness
>Man of the People
>raped by a psychic vampire
>Eye of the Beholder
>raped by a telepathic bulkhead
>Violations
>raped by a telepathic rapist
I started to watch Sstar trek TNG and im in the second episode. So far i saw drunk horny people and now a black person stealing a woman
This shit is comfy
Last time he was on a cube was Best of Both Worlds, retards
That awfully nice bum belongs to WHO??
cut ds9 > uncut voy
set fazers....to FUN!~
But we don't know what part of it is in his head. I don't know, maybe the episode is only this great the first time you watch it, but that time counts the most.
those hips goddamit , it is time for procreation
how original, have a (You)
That bum does not belong to us
Seven arches her back and shakes her butt in the mirror when no one's around. Only Harry has seen this. No one believes him.
who would you pick for your perfect crew?
Commander, I ORDER you to set a course for the park. We will gather as many ducks as we can bring home. The elites don't want you to know that the ducks at the park are FREE.
>rape thread will reach bump limit in less than an hour and a half after OP post
>only 41 IPs
*doot doot*
BF and VF
Bash, VF and MKultra
I am 32 of them.
why is Picardo so based?
Bashirfaggot and Valley Forge
VF, TF, MKUltra
you fucking niggers I meant people from the star trek franchise not discord trannies
Who are the discord trannies of Star Trek?
>Computer, begin program Seven Of Nine Barefoot Cock And Ball Torture #3
>And computer...disengage safety protocols
This thread is an OUTRAGE.
you must really hate STP then
>Voyager
Jadzia, Ezri, Kira, Ro, T'Pol, Troi (bodysuit/skirt years), Seven of Nine, and JJ!Uhura
>space zombies knock down door rather than using cybernetic implants to override lock
they must have forgotten they were Borg
Computer, if anybody but me tries to access my Seto Kaiba sex program I want you to fill the holosuite with Zyklon-B immediately. That's an order.
>Zyklon-B
I put up with a lot of your bullshit but the anti-semitism really annoys me.
>130156730
dilate discord trannies
You still have supporters here, Bash. People who love you.
>wanting a crew full of attractive women, with me as the captain, makes me a discord tranny
???
what were they thinking
Kek I like how you didn't give BF a (You)
Hail, hail, discord bros. Call the tripfags, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly tripfags BF and V. Hail, hail, discord bros. Call the tripfags, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly tripfags BF and V.
Zyklon-B is a common pesticide, user. It's not necessarily to do with jews.
>Computer: Authorization
I cannot believe you have to put up with anti-semitism on Yea Forums. This is an outrage.
very fragile
She's plump.
They ruined what would otherwise have been a perfectly good episode about Data training his cat
make new thread
>implying that we need you
>implying that we care about you supposed "toleration"
>implying that there's a we and everyone here works with a hive mind
His story about how he planted the seeds of the idea that the EMH should be in First Contact into the heads of several different people basically assuring that it would happen is hilarious
Did Data beat Spot?
Fucking Shatner kek
Its TNG lite
I would advise against premature actions. Creating the new thread before the current one is depleted is not logical.
Him.
A bit on the nose, wasn't it?
Finally a chance to post this shit I found on the internet
He came a long way.
Yer fond of me hasperat, ain't ye Commander?
You tell me.
getting from there to here
Captain - take a look at this.
the new designers just do not give a fuck about the ship design rules
that was on the enterprise
TNG edit
Beware the Ides of March.
imagine
Neelix as day care center manager
Bash was behind the takedown?
Groooovey af
Lt Cmdr Easy Laforge
I Bet Epstein was a huge tekkie. The victims said he sweated a lot and that it didn't smell like normal BO.
>CLEAN IT UP, JANNY!
>Captain there's an enemy in front of us
>First officer: AAAAYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAYYYYAYAYAYYAUAUAUAUAUAAUAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Geordi grows a goatee
>Data: "Can you fucking don't."
I haven't given them one :(
I like the imagges
I don't care who David Tennant plays he should just be a weird alien
try, fren
To a certain extent this looks bad because the fashion and aesthetics in TNG shaped the fashion and aesthetics of the time and if this had been Geordi's final look it might have come into the fashion and his ordinary look might seem equally gauche to us now as this does.
dubskat
I'll only end up forcing a shitty meme because I alone think it's funny. No one wants that.
You know what they say about pedophiles and Star Trek
Get fucked, Shitsko
Like Nicholas Cage
>the fashion and aesthetics in TNG shaped the fashion and aesthetics of the time
lmao please post evidence of that
>You all did love him once, not without cause.
>What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
>O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts, and /trek/ has lost their reason. Bear with me.
>My heart is in the coffin there with ValleyForge, and I must pause till it come back to me. (he weeps)
You're reading too much into it.
Gul Duscat.
u dont know until u twy!
>sweated a lot and that it didn't smell like normal BO.
Sweat doesn't smell. What smells is the bacteria that reproduces (and thus gives off waste) within the damp and warm environment that sweat creates. Outside of certain foods that can leak out with sweat, a normal human with a normal diet, sweating, won't smell until a few hours/days has past.
star trek
NEW
One post early.
Clearly you haven't been raped hard enough.
Try taking a Tholian dick
Looks like we're through here!
has there been some sort of influx if tripping namefags banned from reddit or someshit?