Steven replaces the protagonist of the last show you watched. How does he do?

Bubble, shields, I think a little strength
But I still don’t know if Sasha could beat him at that point. Is it Reunion Sasha?

>Re:Zero
On the one hand, he might not have the Witch of Envy obsessed with him, on the other, he might not need it to stay alive.

>Infinity Train
Steven turns a slightly unpleasant shade of green.

No lol. She jobs and dies.
Andrias or Darcy will definitely kill that little fucker though.

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Season 1 Steven or post-movie Steven?

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Take your pick

That's the point where they would meet, yes.

Her killing him would be less about power levels and more a pissed off cutthroat having no mercy for a hippy-dippy boy with no childhood connections so she might literally back stab him when if he got out of line, I don't know if Sasha was ready for flat out murder of another human at that point though. His attempts at talking her down would almost certainly go about as well as they did with Jasper.

Let's see what kind of component that pretty little rock of his becomes.

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I guess in this scenario he would just be a kid who simped for her or Marcy, but I think she’s probably not breaking through that bubble, I forget if he gets that plant stuff later or not

What's this?

The plant stuff comes as in the first island episode I think but he'd probably get that power sooner due to Amphibia forcing him to evolve constantly

He could probably do better with the plants there, like those tomatoes

Arcane. It's probably the best-written and best-animated Yea Forums show in recent history but people won't watch it because it's adapted from League of Faggots. Ironically, it's more enjoyable to watch if you never played the game.

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>Arcane
Adopts a blue-haired girl with serious mental trauma. He'd probably do fine, considering he can heal bullet wounds.

Also I find the idea of Steven stuck in Amphibia very interesting. Someone so sheltered suddenly separated from modern society and his guardians as he's thrown into the comparatively hellish landscape of Amphibia. Steven's time there with its constant life threatening situations would also awaken his powers more than at the same point in his own series. This should be a full au

>moon knight
I guess he becomes one of the personalities, and constantly tries to talk-no-jutsu his way out of situations only to fail miserably

>simped for her or Marcy
It would be Marcy, because he likes asian nerds

Steven probably can't handle Jinx's personality or lure he away from Silco. He also probably can't handle chemtanks, let alone Sevika.

Most realistically he'd probably settle in with the Firelights and use his powers to expand the green zone.

>Adopts
Isn’t Jinx like 20?

No, see, I was implying Silco was the true hero and protagonist of the show. Because that's a funny subversion, right? You're expectations were subverted, amirite? RIGHT? It's funny.

Well season 1 Steven is the emotional support mascot character for the majority of the runtime, while final season Steven could singlehandedly tank most major villains and raise the dead.

But which one's better at selling burgers?

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Here's an explanation
youtube.com/watch?v=JCsylWN0bLg

>but people won't watch it because it's adapted from League of Faggots
Lots of people watched it. Discussion threads just became semi-banned here after so many of them flooded the board.

I don't see any of them most of the time, at most 1. Why won't jannies accept Jinx into their heart?

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At least Steven would take the time to mourn those he was forced to leave for dead.

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>jannies
>have taste
Pick one.

A chemtank is just a guy in a suit how hard can it be

Would he look his normal age by like season 3 of Amphibia

>Transformers Botbots
Steven tries to convince everyone to accept the Lost Bots through to powers of singing and crying. Everyone calls him a gay loser and moves on with their night.

>RC9GN
Definitely getting stanked for sure after attempting to talk-no-jutsu Viceroy out of creating genetic abominations and immediately getting punched by McFist's robo-brain-arm because he teleported there after Viceroy accidently created a gem portal when fulfilling McFist's request for a lobster dimension portal. Either way we will see the phallic dinosaur again.

He wouldn't survive the one piece world

It's chemtech armor designed to hotbox variant shimmer with extendable arm blades. They're not nothing even if you're on the level of a League champion, which I supposed Steven is at the end of the show. He's too naive to go for the kill though, and not strong enough to afford the luxury of mercy in a setting like Runeterra.

Only a few months go by in Amphibia, each season is a literal season of the year like in Avatar iirc

Steven is now the captain of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-A. Spock thinks it is illogical for a teenager to be the captain. However, he remarks that Steven's hybrid human alien biology is fascinating, like his own.

Does well but gets mogged by pic related

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I'm sure Steven wouldn't fare terribly in most shows I watch.
The shows themselves however would suffer greatly. Meaning they'd be really dragged down. And I say this as someone who enjoyed SU.

I liked SU... when things were actually happening. I got so, so fucking sick of townie shit. Yeah yeah yeah, there's an intergalactic war going on with this advanced alien species, but let's focus on some annoying random nobodies, who have absolutely nothing to do with that, for literally no reason!

If you were watching SU for the plot instead of m-muh feelings you were doing it wrong. What's next, you're gonna try to assing every character a power level? Get the fuck outta here.

Like I said. Steven might be able to fend for himself in some of what I'm watching. But if he was involved then you'd better believe a lot of what he was doing would make the story suffer as a result. I recognize what Sugar was going for with him, but as an action cartoon protagonist he simply wouldn't fit too well. Reluctant heroes are definitely a fun thing, but Steven goes a bit overboard. Again, not a terrible thing for the type of cartoon Sugar wanted but most action shows need the hero to stand up a bit more firmly. Probably an unfair comparison but op did ask.

Steven gets turned into canon fodder.

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I mean the first season or so wasn't too bad story wise. It just teased a plot and dragged its feet to get there. First few episodes Steven seemed like a pretty plucky kid.
But then they kinda relied on those emotional moments so hard they just about forgot to tell a story. If you lean too hard into that emotional stuff too hard you get desensitized to it and it loses its impact. It comes across as self indulgent and negates the gravitas those moments.

KEK

>Summer camp island
Susie hates him, earlier seasons Steven was just Oscar. I think the other campers would ignore him too

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No, that's just (You)r reaction to it. The actual audience for SU watches the show specifically for those moments. You just don't like the actual genre of the show you watched but are too dumb to realize it.

I bet you're the kind of retard whose brain still thinks of Aladdin as an action-adventure movie with some pesky romance subplot to ignore to get to the good parts. Guess what? The actual adults have moved out of this mindset all the way back during puberty. Back to school with you, kiddo.

I disagree with your opinion.

Different user but who shit in your cereal?

To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand Steven Universe.

Copypasta time:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Steven Universe. The character dynamics are extremely nuanced, and without a solid grasp of Jungian psychology most of the dialogue will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Steven’s Romantic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the writings of Jean-Jacques Rousseau for instance.
Most fans actually don’t understand this stuff; they lack the emotional intelligence to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realize that they're not just wholesome - they say something deep about the human condition.
As a consequence people who dismiss Steven Universe truly ARE idiots-of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the maturity in Greg’s endearing catchphrase "if every porkchop were perfect we wouldn’t have hotdogs,” which itself is a subtle reference to the idea that flawed things still have worth, a message that many viewers desperately need drilled into their heads.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those narcissistic ideologues scratching their heads in frustration as Rebecca Sugar’s brilliance unfolds itself on their smartphone screens. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Steven Universe tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

It's beautiful, thanks user.

Anytime