Honestly imagine being emma watson

honestly imagine being emma watson
>sofia coppola couldn't help you and she managed to make elle fanning a "star"
>judd apahack and his crew couldn't help you
>aronofsky couldn't help you
>even harvey wineburgers finger blasting couldn't help you
and the worst part? ryan gosling drops roles if you end up being cast with him and will take said role back if you end up dropping it too
jesus christ how no talent can you be

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Reminder that she hit the wall already, goodbye "career"

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seriously bros what the FUCK is her problem?

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unfortunately she peaked her marketability with beauty and the beast
its basically impossible for her to get big roles such as that anymore

Honestly how did she get so unattractive? Is it just the hair?

I had such a crush on her in the harry potter years, now I just feel sad for her.

>ryan gosling drops roles if you end up being cast with him and will take said role back if you end up dropping it too
Full story?

I often dream of being a frog and having frog sex with Emma. We break the timid seal of the diaphanous scum, and plash about among the sand swept water. I leap upon her back and grip her slick sides with my forearms. My pocked chin and shrivelled grin now rest upon her forehead. I see her pearly eyeballs dart about as I grind my lower half upon her spine. Her body heaves and writhes beneath me. She releases her ovum ooze. I cannot bear the torment of this beautiful ache, the writhing of this exquisite specimen within my grip. I release my seed upon her gelatinous load. I attempt to hold her squirming body just a moment longer. She slips away into the water, dark and slivered by the light of the moon, checkered by the shadows of the swaying canopy.

god old age is an awful curse

Emma Watson is my girlfriend and she didn't anything with Harvey. She told me this many times.

i unironically like this writing style and would read several pages of this

Which role die Ryan Gosling drop?

Me on the left

eh, she looks fine to me

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kek

I've seen worse but she's still blasted out

Read Ulysses by James Joyce

Emma if you're reading this, come be my gf and all is forgiven

I enjoy being old but then again I'm not a desperate fame hungry whore

They snapped the picture just as she stepped down. Her face doesn't actually look like they normally. How are you people so dumb? I hate that bitch btw.

based and graceful aging pilled

No one has the story on the goose dropping out?

only thing i could find that is somewhat related is that apparently watson and miles teller were meant to star in la la land but both actors were too demanding, watson apparently wanted rehersals in london instead of the U.S. Both got the boot, Stone got the role and Gosling joined to work with her again.

I'm interested as well. Based Goose.

>she has a gift for comedy

How? How, Harvey?

Pulled his cock out and she said it’s the biggest she’s seen.

You shouldn't hate yourself Emma!

Dont post this stuff anymore, or I'll contact my lawyer again.

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Imagine being not white. Emma would rather puke on her fanny then eat it with clotted cream than fuck you.

yet she fucked an ugly fat old jew

I’m no looker but I’m better looking than Harvey so we can objectively tell that looks wouldn’t be the barrier that stops her getting on her knees and swallowing my piss.

Here you go
ew.com/movies/2017/03/10/emma-watson-la-la-land-rumors/

Whats the deal with the whole below the belt Harvester situation. Can I get a quick run down?

Watson? More like Wallson :DDDDD

Ditto, need story. This sounds hilarious.

didn't beauty and the beast do ridiculously well? considering her mediocre acting skills she's been quite successful. sure she had to take some dickings for it but many people did much worse for way less.

What 'here you go'??
There's nothing in there about it. Or did you think someone would just see a link and think that you're not just making shit up?

Only the solipsistic subhuman westerners, who are self-absorbed and pedophiliac in nature, think old age "is a curse". I spit on every single person born and raised between Vienna and Guam (And in Australia).

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Beauty and the Beast did well based on the name. Aladdin also did very well but nobody cared about any of the actual actors (bar WIll Smith I guess)

>This level of reading comprehension
>these are the "people" I have "discussions" with about television and film

Who cares? this talentless whore is a multi-millionaire thanks to harry potter and harvey weinstein, while all of us faggots are broke and nobodies.

Retard.

We're not "discussing". I'm simply calling you out for making shit up.

t. Retard

sneed ;)

In this case
>Emma Watson clears up La La Land rumors
Likely means
>Emma Stone has a reporter help cover her ass after she sharts herself and a film project.

>Hurr I was merely pretending to be retarded durr.
Good job, you're a natural.

Holy fuck she crashed into the wall going well above the speed limit

Citation needed

t. Schizo retard

Emma Watson is one of the worst actresses in the biz. Like the average ex-model CW actress is much better than her at acting

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B&TB is an extremely popular musical, it's one of the most beloved Disney classics. Women are obsessed with Belle and Hermione because
>MUH BOOKS, MUH READING, SHE'S JUST LIKE ME
Don't think for a second that it's Emma's acting or singing talent that drew people in. Actually the opposite has happened, Disney fanatics have admitted that the remake is shitty.

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....we should've listened..

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mate you're fucking obsessed. check your autism

No wonder she's a dyke feminist now after seeing Harvey's boypussy

As a feminist, she should have gutted him with an icepick. Now she has zero cred.

>Gets new car
>Doesn't apologize
Based Emma

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>Women are obsessed with Belle and Hermione because
>>MUH BOOKS, MUH READING, SHE'S JUST LIKE ME
Fat, dumpy women with blue hair, problem glasses, and a cattle nose ring.

Not only freaks, seemingly normal housewives with multiple kids are obsessed with the bookwarm type of character. She is an icon for them.

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If I remember right she didn't actually post that until people starting asking why she hadn't commenting

God what a little slut, her faux feminist act makes it even worse

Have you ever left your house or interacted with a normal person?

>seriously bros what the FUCK is her problem?
She took some time off to be a feminist.

>Like the average ex-model CW actress is much better than her at acting
Take literally any woman from the Arrowverse, and she can do a better job than Emma.

holy fucking shit

I thought frogs were gay.

>ryan gosling drops roles if you end up being cast with him and will take said role back if you end up dropping it too
Sources for this? Sounds like comedy gold

Weinstein produced The Crow 2, which was like the only nonpower rangers thing pic related starred in. You think Weinstein fucked the yellow ranger?

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wtf that has to be a shoop

an ugly, fat, old, jew who has no balls, has a vagina, and who has to shoot up his dick with a syringe to get it up

>ryan gosling drops roles if you end up being cast with him and will take said role back if you end up dropping it too

Source? What was the story on this further? Is this just implications?

Make me lol

She was a very cute girl who grew into a sanctimonious average looking woman. Now she can't rely on being cute anymore and she's out there trying to play adult roles and she still only has the skill she had playing roles for girls and teenagers.

If she'd practiced her craft and became a great actress then she could compete with average looks but she didn't.

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I have not.

Jfc she's giving the guy who played Draco a run for his money.

He is right, that link does nothing to prove OP's claim. Try again retard

Oof

At least we got to see her acting in her prime before she became a used up whore.

Need to know this.

BASED FROG POST

>she hit the wall already, goodbye "career"
Harvey went to jail. That’s the real career stopper. All those blowjobs. All that piss. For nothing.

The Harvester has some kind of dick malfunction according to multiple witnesses who saw it in person. It might be the same shit Epstein had. They were experimenting with early penis enhancement which is largely surgery and pumps which gives you a deformed egg shaped chode.

JUST SAY SORRY YOU FUCKING
BITCH

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seeeeeething incel detected.

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She looks like she's been up for days sucking dick and doing drugs.

ebin

it is. some obsessed autist made it

Kill yourselves, niggers.
t. femanon

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watson is way prettier than her lmao

She was in "This is the End", the worst movie of all time. As with everyone involved with it, I wish her all the worst.

whats that big bulge when she squats down anons?

I don't care what anyone says, I loved her leaks and that one nude video. Gods gift to man.

>tfw no emma watson gf
jdimsa

>Error: This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright infringement claim. Please refrain from posting it.
lmao hiro and moot are such fags they STILL have md5 hash filters for the fappening, 6 years later, despite numerous websites hosting this shit
also my pic wasn't even fucking nude, it was just a portrait

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I think she was replaced on La La Land

post the webm

>>tfw no emma watson gf
>jdimsa

I feel it too bro

Watson looks like a tranny. Belle is soft and feminine.

It's weird that out of all the Harry potter kids, Pattinson ended up having the most successful career.

all of the emmas will be ours
this year it will be watson
emma roberts will beat garrett hedlund and be ours by 2022

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fuggg

She peaked in the 3rd or 4th movie, I can't remember. The one where she wears the sweater.

You're fucking insane.

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don't forget: one of the highest profile hypocrites exposed by the panama papers

>Panama Papers client
She's set for life, no need to film but for vanity (or Harvey/Panama types coercing you). Sad.

>she

>and the worst part? ryan gosling drops roles if you end up being cast with him and will take said role back if you end up dropping it too
story?

A penis

Typical jew

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>ryan gosling drops roles if you end up being cast with him and will take said role back if you end up dropping it too
U wot

La La Land

Cope

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She has a cocaine addiction according to those in the know

The Wall always goes over, brother!

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Brit genes are pretty unforgiving

I want her sex tape with Big Harv to leak. I bet he made her dress up as Hermione, and spanked her.

she looks normal there. whats your fucking point lmao

She still looks good, but she needs to stop wearing shit clothes and makeup

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>fuck young women all your life
>in exchange, have to go to jail at 67
Hmm

for her money and that pristine tummy, I'd blow my load inside and move to the comfy countryside

According to a blind item that matches her it's heroin and she's been in rehab.

it's the wind.
i'd fuck her stuck up ass anyday

Eh its likely just a photo taken right at the moment of a step. Take a slow-mo of you face walking down stairs and I'm sure you'll see some ghoulish shit.

>I bet he made her dress up as Hermione, and spanked her.

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So basically this?

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the girl on the rights hair is barely getting moved.
emma watson is just walking fast to avoid pictures taken of her. the wind is not that strong in that moment to do that to her face. thats her face now

t. retard with face blindness
Watson has a sharp jaw and eyebrows. Her features are angular and flat.

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It does at least show she was dropped from la la land because nobody trying to break out from child stardom would choose some disneyshit remake nobody asked for over a serious role with oscar potential because they already booked horse riding lessons.

She couldn’t compete even in her prime with the worst projections of hathaway at 60.

Agreed

kk

Based JLaw

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I never understood how the fuck are people calling her beatiful. Is it just me not seeing it? Is it a crush from childhood with those faggots? Or what is it, because i really can't call her attractive.

based Harv

>and the worst part? ryan gosling drops roles if you end up being cast with him and will take said role back if you end up dropping it too
elaborate this one please

she grew up
you stayed a pedophile

OH NO NO NO WATSON BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Her childlike body is kino for those of us with certain... predilections

As someone who is a bit older than her and never cared for Harry Potter, I try to explain my sentiments:

To me, she comes off as some dumb debutante trying to appear classy and sophisticated. However, deep down she just knows she's nothing more but a dumb slut. That is why, even though I don't find her attractive at all, can effortlessly jerk off to the bimbo edits.

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You have bad taste even for a pedophile desu.

>"ok, I can get you some roles... but hey you'll have to work hard for it. My place tonight?"
>"huh ok, gotta do the right thing to get rich and famous I guess..."
>bitch gets rich and famous by fucking her boss, like it's been done and done since dawn of times
>10 years later
>"BWAAAAAAAA I WAS RAPED METOO METOO METOO!!!!!!1!!1"

>Be roman Polanski
>Rape kids since I'm 17
>no one bats an eye
>Turns out I banged aspiring actresses 20 years ago
>Suddenly everyone goes apeshit over it

I was referring to you saying she looks like a tranny. It is you who is fucking face blind.

>be Worst Emma
>still think you're hot shit
>get cast in the top-billed role for Little Women
>Finally, the comeback you des-
>Bumped down to second billing
>Literally EVERY other actress upstages you
>Sersh, Florence Braphog, literally who from Sharp Objects, all of them
>Tons of awards buzz for Sersh and Florence
>Nobody is talking about you
>Conspicuously absent from the press tours
>People mostly forget you were even in the movie

It's over

>To me, she comes off as some dumb debutante trying to appear classy and sophisticated. However, deep down she just knows she's nothing more but a dumb slut.
Based and redpilled.

She didn't go on the press tours because she was in rehab for her coke habit

Bimbo Emma was the way to go. But alas she got pretensions of being a serious actress.

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It's her bum and pussy I want. Blindfold and gag her face if you don't like it.

we all know that that ranger was a man in japan, that's why it doesn't have a skirt

Terrible actress.

Amazing Bimbo.

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>wanting a substandard ass and Harvey's sloppy 500ths
Weird flex but ok

Why didn't she change to Pepsi or Fanta?

her ass is great you queer

is Little Women a good movie?

feminism is one hell of a drug

remapped?

I know which Emma I want.

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what the FUCK happened?

>her ass is great
kek
watsonfag "standards"

I know people like to be edgy here, but I hope she gets better.

Better at snorting?

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idk i'm not watching that gay shit

Her ass is small and still sags. Godawful.
If you like the idea of an average kinda cute girl becoming some bogged out slag that’s more plastic than human then I guess, but I think more of pamela anderson at any stage in her life more the bimbo type. And that picture aint it.

The eternal debate.

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lol that's her when underage
>Her ass is small and still sags. Godawful.
this lol
Everyone knows which Emma has the best ass.Protip: it's not Watson

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There's not much of a debate to be had.
Stone>Roberts>>>>Watson

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wrong
stone>watson>>>roberts

Roberts' ass doesn't sag.
Small but tight.

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hhhhhnnngggg

Not even all of the jewish mogul fingerblasting could save her after she was part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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It's amazingly tight. If you spanked her tight little ass there would probably be a very loud and sharp slapping sound.

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ive seen this image a million times and still AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In yoga pants for a fairer comparison.

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Based. That pic was the one I wanted to post but couldn't find it in my folder.
Fair comparisons don't help Flabson.

Based

Tell me about her car and why she won't apologize for it.

Expectonus The Wall'um

WEINSTEINED

And that's what Now a did to her in public.

I want to tongue her rim clean after she shits out that nasty green concoction a few hours later

>she looks normal there. whats your fucking point lmao
what? She looks like Jim Carrey with longer hair.

>Honestly how did she get so unattractive? Is it just the hair?
>
>I had such a crush on her in the harry potter years, now I just feel sad for her.
She always had a man face that was covered up by youth. Now she got no way to hide it.

I was just thinking that about Harvey isn’t he related to...whom pushed laws against...just because it made common sense. Basically he was in charge of a psychological cohersion campaign that made people in certain regions of the world rather quiet even when they were getting bombarded. Promoting a rail like system while at it. Then left to safety ground when he realized...it had hit the fan. Only for the fed to go on a massive cover up campaign.

Anyways her biological clock is ticking.

Would literally let her fart on my cock

lmao

What if the the man behind the dampening is actually Weinstein and they’re all pics he’s taken of women he’s helped in their careers

And that’s why they then threw him under the bus

lol good to know everyone look like shit on photos most of the times

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>Emma Watson turns 30 in a few weeks
>still no husband
imagine unironically buying into the feminism meme.

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She is a nerdy girl who supprres her sluttiness.

my wife look like that and she farted on my tongue once. it felt cold not warm and i didnt smell anything until a few seconds later. i asked her if she farted and when she said yes i gave her a good spanking

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It's a crush from childhood + the belief that she's nerdy because she was in Harry Potter.
My crush went away once she decided to be a shill for a misandrist movement. I want a misandrist in the Emma Roberts "I'm going to punch you in the face" sexy kind of way, not the "I want male to be systematically denied basic human rights" kind of way.

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The urban legend is that one of the Fed execs liked using children as human shields. Basically you’d get taken away under the guise of an education grant and they’d take your reproductive cells away. And throw them somewhere else. If they felt you were becoming smart they’d just kill you off. Things got rocky when NGOs began dna information banks where people could store their dna to identify victims of war since many gov’ts have hard time identifying people or alerting loved ones.

She's just like you, user.

What did she do the Goose?

yeah except it wasn't my choice. If I were a woman I would've been married years ago, but alas, my gender doesn't get to have a spouse whenever we want one.

They’ll just write it off as supremacy.

JUST

SHE LOOKS LIKE ROSIE PEREZ

mccaulley cauken with a wig

>between Vienna and Guam
wait
on which side?

*US eclipses the UK