>SOMETIMES MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A BARN ANIMAL
i dont get it - where exactly is the joke here?
SOMETIMES MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A BARN ANIMAL
Jacob Hall
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John Hughes
She's a cow.
Landon Howard
>you no rike smell?
Justin Ortiz
HAHAHHAHAHA! WHAT!? DIDN'T YOU GET IT?!111! HAHAHHAHAA!!! *CLAPS*CLAPS*CLAPS*
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Ian Moore
remember when kikeflix changed its rating system to protect this cunt from criticism
good times
Thomas Brown
the joke is people paid to see her "perform"
Connor King
Women are funny, get over it
Elijah Sanders
>Female
>Comedian
That IS the joke, it's meta
Juan Sullivan
I member
Leo Jackson
i remember.
Gabriel Bennett
WHERE'S THE JOKES!?
Robert Robinson
I gotta agree with Hitchens. Women evolved to be beautiful, men evolved to be funny. Every single day at work, we go and eat together. The girls in the group NEVER EVER SAY ANYTHING FUNNY. I'm not saying they don't have a sense of humour, because they do laugh at men's jokes, which means that they understand everything. But they just can't generate anything funny. Sure, there are some anecdotal exceptions, but i'm more and more convinced that this is true.
Oliver Richardson
imagine marrying that, even for the money. imagine what she's going to look like in 20 years if she looks like that now. feel bad for the dude. maybe he's secretly gay.
Isaiah Hill
The guy she married is unironically an autist
Hunter Morgan
The joke is how far you can push and taunt the gentiles
Cooper Baker
ha
Jayden Kelly
schoomer is far from the worst female comedian
Nathaniel Scott
I've known two women in my life that were funny enough to make me laugh, but honestly they were basically men in women's bodies, they honestly didn't have a hint of femininity between them. I'm sure they literally had male brains.
Girly girls aren't funny and are cringe, they can easily bring down the humour even if there are funny people there
Andrew Harris
I know 1 who is funny, but she's the definition of a tomboy, even at 26. Another one at work is usually quiet but has great timing and can roast you like crazy. She's the only funny girl that doesn't go the male route to be funny.
Jacob Mitchell
Her career.
Owen Price
she's from the wealthy and connected shumer family so those jew connections get her a job as a comedian even though she's talent-less
Sebastian Rivera
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Nathaniel Clark
Die freak
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Luke Rogers
Indeed they are just not this one
Adam Fisher
Daniel Wilson
WHO LAUGHED
GET A LIGHT ON WHOEVER LAUGHED
CALL SECURITY
Robert Perez
Women joking about how gross their vagina is aren't funny, they're just offputting.
Carson Myers
Mmmm...pussy smelz
Joshua Johnson
what did they mean by this?
Ryan Murphy
>muh vag
Mason Nguyen
Amy Schumer did a really funny joke comparing white friends and black friends.
she can be genuinely funny and gets comedy more than most male comedians.
Kayden King
>see Schumer on jery get car and coffe
>has to reference her vagina 3 times
Nolan Perry
kys
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>SOMETIMES MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A BARNYARD ANIMAL
Cooper Harris
>female comedian
>jokes about men and sex
>non-white comedian
>jokes about white people and politics
Why is this the case, 100% of the time?
Evan Hill
Schumer is broad in the same way Kevin Hart is. I get why they're popular, but I've never felt the urge to listen to them more than once.
I'll take someone like Maria Bamford over the Schumers and the Harts of the world any day. She may be an acquired taste, but she digs deep. There's a genuine vulnerability there that you'll never find from Schumer.
Blake Jenkins
Owen Hill
Benjamin Harris
>haven’t washed my Fleshlight in weeks (I don’t cum in it)
>still doesn’t smell as bad as an average women a couple hours after a shower
Isaiah Kelly
Jeremiah Scott
The female friends I have are "girl" funny, meaning that they sometimes make a joke that genuinely makes me laugh, but most of the time I'm just politely chuckling at their jokes/stories.
I guess male humour is just different, we can make women laugh and we laugh at men's jokes, but we aren't wired in a way that we can find females funny.
Lincoln Harris
Evan Moore
Cameron James
Women don't have to be funny. So most of them aren't.
Nathaniel Murphy
THERE HE IS
Joseph Watson
excuse me for the poor engrish but why does america let the pig woman on television? In my country she would not she belong in a pigpen
Dominic Thompson
ACTIVATING...BARNEYFAG SENSORS...
BZZT BZZT BZZT...
Justin Russell
Women are funny but more in the way you laugh at them than with them. Even then it’s more sad than funny since we always end up paying for their fuck ups and stupidity.
Hudson Taylor
im sure you live in a nice country user. reminder: we would rather have unfunny women than third world retards here.
Dominic Howard
We’ve been really reaching to try and fill that Jim Henson shaped hole in our hearts for years.
Andrew Lewis
>women
>comedy
Gavin Morales
>amy shumer thread
what is this, 2013?
Brayden Turner
Jesus Christ what happened?
I used to want leaked nudes of her and coom to bikini pics, but what the fuck is this?
Gavin Lewis
lol does this shit actually work
Andrew Thompson
Women dont build houses, they move in
Landon Smith
the bot is only on 1 Yea Forums pass at a time
Mason Price
I dream of a world where barneyfag replies to your posts within 5 minutes.
Austin Reed
>Shes funny when she steals other people's jokes
Mkay
Jack Flores
>women aren't all pretty, cute, and clean
>some women are disgusting slobs
hilarious
Colton Garcia
assumed that was an edited pic, but she is the fat now
Nicholas Taylor
holy shit it worked lmao
lets try it again
Joshua Price
lol I can't believe this guy actually made a bot that does this and it still runs to this day
is he dead or something?
Gavin Mitchell
The game
Camden Cooper
This isn't really helping your case. You're still being a gigantic faggot that can't stand the fact that there are people out there that don't like a show.
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Jacob Davis
Wow lol I want to enter this persons mind.
Luke Bell
Liam Wilson
Die zoomer
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Juan Perez
It's a deconstruction of overpopulation.
We raise livestock for slaughter. But we also raise humans as a resource for production and social capital.
Here, the Comedian/wordsmith is drawing a parallel between the birth of cattle and our own domestic existence.
Carter Allen
Leftists basically started loving gross/ugly things just because the people they hate do not. It is peak pettiness.
But it is also scientifically proven that liberals have a lower disgust response to things that should incite it.
Lincoln Sanders
kys
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Connor Jones
Because she ISSSS a barn animal. I GET IT!
Wyatt Rodriguez
women love pussy jokes
i don't really know why