Why aren't there move cave kìno? I thought The Decent was good but it never became its own horror series

filming in real caves is difficult technically unless its just go-pro shakycam tier.

Everything about this story is hilarious. Except that the Nutty Putty cave ended up being renamed after the retard who died there. Imagine being the idiot who dies in the fucking Nutty Putty cave lol

the decent sucked

Tbh I didn't mind 2005's The Cave and Descent

I would rather jump out of a plane with no parachute , than go cave exploring.

Based

Your dad made you play cave explorers as a kid?

FUCK that’s hard to watch

why are humans so scared of caves considering we lived in them for tens of thousands of years?

We lived in large caves, and we still were afraid of them.

we're still afraid of our houses desu

ITT:
Cave Faggots

>the Birth Canal
>where he dies
pure poetry.

More recommendations like these 3 thanks.
I skipped the recent shark cave-explorer one, wasn't feelin it.

>the decent

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lol reading about it

>pulley broke off mount
>that's it we give up
>don't cut clothing
>no lubricants
>no tools to chip away at rocks

In his case, absolute stupidity.

Humans didn't live in caves, you christian fundamentalist retard

did you seriously expect anyone to do any of these things after seeing how small the hole was and how he was shoved in there

it was much wider before that point

they only need like 1"and he's freed

they didn't do anything but ropes and a pulley over 27 hours

I didn't like it, but it was decent

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>it was pretty good.

Some literally did you retarded nigger, while others used them for rituals. Imagine speaking with this much authority when you're and uneducated bumble fuck.

I love cave exploring in video games.

In real life I get claustrophobic from just being under my bed.

The Descent 2 exists but it's pretty much shit.

We lived in the very outer parts of large caves. We didn't crawl a mile in through squeezes and under ground rivers.

So if someone gets stuck like this, do they toss him a pill so he can just kill himself or something? I wouldn't really want to lay around and be stuck until I died from dehydration or something.

yes and you're here with us. I'm first then user, user, user, user and SupaHotFire

>So if someone gets stuck like this, do they toss him a pill so he can just kill himself or something?
No, because humans are hypocritical cowards that would rather a man suffer a horrible, slow death than get their own hands dirty.

>and uneducated bumble fuck

God damn it user, what is it with you and succumbing to Dix?

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there's a spanish movie about a group of friends who get lost in a cave next to a beach and shit goes down, dont remember the name but it gets pretty creepy

these idiots needed to shove rope down into the hole and get his hands on it. that would put the pull pressure into his shoulders and he could wiggle out as they pulled the rope.
but white middle class faggots, especially those that cave and work search and rescue, are god damn morons

I was a bit sloppy coming out of the blocks but I managed to hold on.

So is his corpse still in there or what?

Theres nothing wrong with exploring caves, but cramming yourself into a tiny hole too narrow to move properly is just being a fucking moron and anybody who dies this way deserves it

How would they give him the pill when all they can get to are his feet? But I think he was upside down a bit so all the blood was pooling at this head so he wasn't going to live long if I remember the story right.

Yes, they blocked off the entrance to the entire cave and now consider it to be a tomb.

You are retarded, there was no space left.

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Yeah, it was ok

Notice how it's only white people doing this shit

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

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>but white middle class faggots, especially those that cave and work search and rescue, are god damn morons
ok, so which race would do a better job and which profession do they have?

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Notice how it's white people inventing 90% of everything for the last 80 years.

the rescuers should have been black women

Nice cope. Enjoy dying in a cave as a hobby

Mining is pretty hard work. So of course it's a white profession. Just like everything else that requires remotely some effort.

There is a movie where some people go cave exploring and it starts to rain that causes the cave to flood and apparently the only way to live is to keep exploring the cave

What's especially stupid about this story - 6 years prior to this, a 16-year old got stuck near the same spot. It took them hours to pull him out.

They should have blocked off that section of the cave then and there.

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Orientals.They are narrow, and short

Give them credit for exploring new stuff, even if it's dangerous and occasionally foolhardy.

What is the point of going head first?

>it starts to rain
That happened over a year ago in Thailand in real life.

Lets retrieve it and post it here

Is The Descent 2 worth a watch?

Anything to get away from niggers

Absolutely not

>feeling any sense of superiority just because a handful of people die spelunking
Pretty pathetic thing to cling on my subhuman friend.

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How the fuck did he even get in there?

You just can't stop some people from finding a way to die.

Tbqh I think a lot of dudes would have been fine with mercy killing him. Who knows how much potential bullshit they would have to deal with for it though.

This pic is actually the rescue worker represented by the white figure tying the rope around Jones's ankles (black figure).

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It's terrible. You'll immediately appreciate all the little details that went into the first one, like how they lit the cave. It's also got weird plotholes that are inconsistent with the first movie.

is there a version without the top cropped out?

>implying I enter caves
Go get killed by the police.

I guess they would have been better off breaking his legs, but that's a really tough call.

what compels a man to do this?

So, the real canon ending is that the main character stays stucked in the cave and becomes crazy?

There's no room to turn around and its easier to crawl head first.
I mean I think caves are cool, and I've gone spelunking plenty of times, but I've got enough survival instinct to know you don't crawl into something you can't get out of.
I mean I'm not religious or spiritual or anything like that, but when I see these pictures I just think about dying down there, where your soul is completely cut off from god, the devil, fucking anything, and your soul just sits there for eternity, watching your body getting crushed into a diamond or something. Fucking gives me the jibblies.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5w6XI5lfdg
bit 'o magic, it's easy!

surge, of DEEP satisfaction

one day in a far future those speleo will discovers a new rock , or ancient underground civilisation or anything, and black people will claim they were the one doing it first, making show about white people were stopping black people from doing speleo etc etc.

Has anyone seen The Last Descent? It's based on the Nutty Putty incident. (it sounds lame desu)

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I died thinking how another man is gonna ravage his gf.

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Some people just have to know what's there no matter what. Unfortunately in this guy's case, what was there was a steep drop and a dead end.

He was pretty much comatose by the time they rigged the pulley system. Jones was 200 lbs. and gravity pulled him into that 10" x 18" hole. Breaking his legs would just be instant death as he's still in the middle of a cave.

normie mindset

>honkeys burn so easy that they gotta hide they asses in tiny holes and die while the sun is out

Ben's Vortex was a decent documentary about this incident but I'd love a feature film based on it.

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lmao thems be like they is ain't be like it shieet muhfugn nahmsayn OOH OOH AH AH

I suspect that caves are difficult for visual storytelling. Unless there's buildings or some other kind of structures down there, it's hard for the viewer to get oriented.

obligatory pic

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Blacks don't need to crawl into caves to get killed

This shit is nightmare fuel.

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This isn't mining, it's a bunch of middle class dumbasses crawling into tiny spaces and dying like idiots.

The latest walking dead episode had the characters in some really narrow caves with zombies chasing them. Wasn't actually that bad

I have no idea how people handle this - I find small elevators uncomfortable.

The hero we need

>Die in a fucking cave
>A bunch of greedy jews seize this opportunity to profit off your death
Sounds awful jesus

I remember this. The entire house went up in flames

you wont stop me from getting the loot, mr skeltal

No it isn't you pussy. Don't crawl into fucking caves like a dumbass white person and you'll be fine.

Why the FUCK do people explore caves this narrow?

thousands of his brothers die every day from starvation

>wanna go caving, bro?

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After those thai kids got lured into buttfuck cave last year you can't blame this all on white people.
It was a white guy who saved them.

>he doesn't want a hug from earthchan

>Stupid people attracted by risks are dying here
>Better put up a sign for people to instagram before they go in and die

Why don't niggers have a desire to discover something new?

He didn't die in the birth canal. He wanted to go to the birth canal but lost his way. If he had gone through the birth canal, he would be alive today.

Actually, that sounds pretty comfy to me if it werent for the whole being alive before it ends things.

How’d they get this photo if he was stuck down a hole?

soo how you end in that situation?

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What could go wrong?

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The Descent was okay until it turned into a generic monster movie with women who turned into kungfu fighters

I used to get shit scared when i got wrapped up in a carpet when i was a kid, fuck that, if i cant move my arms, im out

You don't have to do something to be terrified of it.

Letting someone die isn't the same as killing, we only forgot because the mortality rate has dropped astronomically

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youtu.be/DDNtlJeU9nA?t=367

>cope
hahahaha nice projection nignog

Making it look like a pop up ad makes me less inclined to check it out than when the spooky scary skeleton was beckoning me.

A great prank would be stacking those rocks in the background on top of the hole while he's in there then going to get some hardees

God damn it user, stop making me want to explore caves!

Yeah it was pooling in his head and lungs. I assume he was short on air as well.

>Letting someone die isn't the same as killing
Shut up Jigsaw.

>when i got wrapped up in a carpet when i was a kid
Why were you getting wrapped up in a carpet as a kid?

>Letting someone die isn't the same as killing
Not psychologically. But a good, kind person would take that burden on themselves to ease another's suffering.

>Inspired by the story of rampant stupidity

lack of soul probably

enough artifacts in this image to fill a museum

Hes right though, I dont know where the idea that saving is an obligation came from but it's just wrong.

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Nothing gets past you.

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They discovered how to please a White woman.

hehe epic racist meme my 4channel friend!

Don't EVER respond to one of my posts again.

Because then they will owe you a life debt.
Not everywhere has good samaritan laws, and even then you only have to render assistance if you are in reasonable safety and you're not going to do more harm than good by helping.

Dilate

am I le tranny too?

Nigger. ;^)

Why do wypipo love getting into caves? You're never gonna see a single person of any other race doing this dumbassery

>Had to do spelunking as a kid
>Vividly remember being terrified but unable to go back due to people behind me
>By the time I got out I was "violent" but I dont remember cause I blacked out
Somehow this resulted in me being unable to stand in a elevator with more than 3 people
I'll seriously push my way through an incoming crowd, culminated in me kicking a fat guy behind the knee because he refused to move.
In hindsight it was probably the most traumatizing experience of my childhood.

Vietnamese

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>kicking a fat guy behind the knee
Fucking fatties - when will they learn?

Literally was a whole thing about some Thai kids getting stuck in a cave after flooding last year.

You are low functioning, dude.

>Because then they will owe you a life debt.
YOUSA OWES A LIFE DEBT TO DEESIN HEESIN?!

*BRAAAAAP*

>for the last 80 years.

You wish. It's been us Jews inventing everything while you lazy shits want to take credit.

t. filtered pleb

why did they build windows underground?

youtube.com/watch?v=or92IMcLoIc

Fat might have been too light, this guy was nearly twice as wide as he was tall.
The elevator shifted when he got on never saw anyone like it before or since.
Don't project on me please I dislike being forced into other peoples spaces including their headspaces.

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Napoleon.

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the viet cong were based. my grandad only killed kpop gooks

my ass is too fat from squats. I’d never fit.

Bonapartepunk is the best genre

Anyone remember that story on some website about two guys who find a hidden chamber deep in a cave? It was formatted like journal entries with photos. It was unironically spookier and more effective than any Lovecraft story I've read. I think it was called "the cave" or something.

who the fuck goes into the cave for hours, then sees this lithe hole and thinks "hmmm I gotta crawl into that". What could possibly be there other that death?

Probably a jumbled pile of bones and rags at the bottom of the pit now.

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Cope

angelfire.com/trek/caver/

Imagine if there was a dark path in your basement that you've never looked through that makes weird noises occasionally. Notice how that sets off a bit of primal fear, that lack of security in shelter? That's why we went from caves to building settlements.

>Updated 5/19/01
christ im old

thanks.

I didn't even learn about it until 2010

Ted the Caver

>a weird noise in a cave
AAAAH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I'mGOING

INSAAAAANE

>literally thrashes around like a retard in a confined space
That's either retardation to a degree or low functioning, sorry.

There's a movie adaptation of this. Haven't seen it though.

youtube.com/watch?v=XE5CuKJxOsc

Serious question how many decomposers live in there and how fast do they work? There's so little to eat I'd think he might mummify instead.

Did Napoleon really build that or is it an exaggerated meme to hype him up?

No, it was just a plan to invade England.

It's probably super moist and dark down there, lot of microbes. Caves aren't lifeless, they have bugs and shit. The body probably slowly decomposed but is still decomposing. Caves are great places for fungi. He's probably a big mushroom

likely mummified if it's a sealed up

I remember seeing an article about a ghost ship (yacht) showing up 2 years after it went missing. The sole person on board had a heart attack at the table and was mummified in place. No active bacteria to reduce the remains

sad stories both of these

>As Above, So Below
youtube.com/watch?v=Fq358xHbzN4
Looks interesting.

on second thought

is right

there was another story about some girl who went into a set of catacombs in the ukraine. got lost, and wasnt discovered until years later. similar thing

I rewatched this recently and I hadn't noticed before that it's definitely supposed to be Tomb Raider

It had a good premise, but it really needed a longer run-time to flesh it out better.

Huh I have that exact same headlamp and will never use it for caving

Hearing these crazy cunts talking about how, whenever they find a hole too small to fit into, they just exhale every last bit of air in their lungs so they can shrink down enough to fit in the initial gap and then proceeded to exhale further and further due to the whole "lungs not being able to expand because they're trapped in a tiny fucking coffin" thing and then use that near-death experience to wiggle their way through to the other side. It's fucking mental. And for what? To see more rocks? Crazy cunts.

If there was a good chance you'd actually see something amazing I might almost get it, but it basically seems to be a never ending struggle to see more rocks

The way you explained it makes it an effective concept for a movie, if not video game. It's fucking horrifying-sounding but it has an enticing logic to it.

It's ok but not great - it's included with Bezos Prime if you have that

It's one thing to save someone from dying because they had some heart-attack or some other bad luck. It's another to put yourself in harms way because some moron has a penetration/vore fetish with mother earth.

I was in Laos and the tour guide had me crawl under a giant rock in a cave to get to the other side. Didn't think much at all and just followed him but it wasn't until later that I realized how terrifying it actually should have been. If the boulder I was under collapsed by even just a few inches every bone in me would have been flattened. I guess there are more like me.

it's a personal challenge thing. everyone things they're immortal until they fuck up

i love the idea of caving/draining, done it a couple of times, but theres no way i'd squeeze into anywhere like that, even if i knew it opened up into a larger cavern.

you CAN find some awesome rock formations (yes it can be interesting, especially in proper cave systems with running water), but most of it is a giant ego wank

Lol, good. Hope that stupid fuck learned his lesson

There's also 3 different endings to the first movie.

Almost all the good formations are "easy" to reach and don't require you to kill yourself.

>not "it was descent"
Almost.

Wrong I have personally discovered wonders unseen by man by squeezing through tiny holes

A cool ass wizard who gives you sick loot? Idiot

Not even an innocent child feels bad for a caver. Everyone knows they are retarded and deserve whatever they get.

They gave him some kinda of shot in his leg to calm him that’s it

>tfw your final resting place is a place called fucking Nutty Putty

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there should be a new rule
anytime anyone mentions kino they have to link to the said kino, preferably in 1080p for direct streaming, like an open directory

the impotent rage I would feel because a bunch of meek cunts leave me slowly to suffer and die like that would be inmeasurable

Go lay upside down on a couch for 5 minutes. After 24 hrs I’m begging for death

user...

You have to be legitimately retarded to do this shit as a form of thrill seeking. Just go fucking skydiving or something, this shit is basically a fetish

youtube.com/watch?v=WaIoXN-7FjM

Not that user but when I was little, my dad told me how he and his friend one time grabbed his friends actual faggot brother and rolled him up really tight in a carpet and pelted him with stuff. But the faggot brother was claustrophobic and started screeching really super loud so they unrolled him. but he was insane with rage so they ran away out the door and the faggot brother ran into the kitchen, opened the utensil drawer and grabbed every knife he could with both hands to go stab them. I guess they got in a car and drove off, but they saw him run out the house with two big handfuls of knives in either hand.

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Speleology is unironically kino, and if you aren't a dumb cunt you will not kill yourself.

details faggot

>Wonders
>In fucking caves
fuck off you cavedweller

On the bright side it will now be known as dead faggot gulch.

Seeing this shit gives me phantom crushing feelings, fuck I had caves.

The spelunker who discovered the cave, Dale J. Green, was a really cool guy though. He served honorably in the Air Force during the Korea War, got a degree in electrical engineering and donated his body to a university after dying at the age of 87.

hole in one, he made par

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How the fuck does angelfire still exist?

There's only so much you can do with it, before you repeat the same scenes and plots. It's the same reason why there's only a handful of horror movies about under the water or Antarctica.

>Crawling into some tiny ass crack in the unyielding earth because you think there might be another cave on the other side
>Climbing into a cramped wooden coffin and floating it into the harsh unforgiving sea because you think there might be a new world over the horizon
>Squeezing into a small metal tube and shooting it into a radiation-drenched vacuum because you think there might be another planet out there

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That's clearly a black guy stuck in the cave

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lmao it do be like that

How do you even get so drunk that you think that's a good idea?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHH MINORITIES ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS WHO KNEW

Here's a thing. You can build a really nice boat and have really good sailors.
You can build a really good space ship with really good engineers.
The earth is just there, no ones making those caves, its just your dumb ass crawling in there.

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>The earth is just there, no ones making those caves
>he doesn't know

honestly was pretty funny. if it wasnt my house i would be laughing my ass off.

Poor effort Carlos, go take a lap

he thought he was in a different part of the cave and that opening was part of the route. if you look at i believe he thought he was at the birth canal but he'd actually passed it by accident and ended up in basically an unmapped area.

Are you...are you really this dense?

Go to bed Bombur

WAAAAAA CAVES SO SCARY DRIVIN ME INSANE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Are you... are you really this reddit?

*record scratch music stops

Cave living is the true nature of the human specimen, there is no danger settling in the sweet, warm belly of earth-chan, our great All-Mother.

Go back to your shed, Varg.

I don't know are........

.....are you?

Why the fuck did he go head front?

while not a movie, this book is pure, unadulterated kino from start to finish. No connection to the film of the same name.

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>that webm
not my proudest fap

His mom is going to be really mad when she gets home

just pour a bag of cyanide pills down, pretty sure he could grab one

Maybe if brown people did new things, explored and discovered their one and only hope in life wouldn't be to move their entire extended family to the nearest White country lmao.

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>How's The Descent?
>It's decent

lol I would have a panic attack and die screaming until I broke my bones and my flesh was stripped from my body as I struggled against the immovable stone

Just to clarify, is your question whether or not Napoleon actually tunneled under the English Channel?

>t.also going to die in nutty putty

WHy your dad rolling people into carpets and throwing shit at them anyways? Faggot brother was right to go psycho.

GOD I wish that were me

I legitimately thought this was a joke about having a baby til I read the other posts

Of course he did retard. They turned the remains of the tunnel into the Channel Tunnel in the 90s

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Because the alternative is going feet first and blind, which is even more likely to get you stuck.

Honestly, you have to have either no fear of death or balls the size of watermelons to do real cave exploration like that.

maybe thats why white people did everything and black people stayed one on continent for ten thousand years?

honestly the amount of mutt teenagers on this board is ridiculous, there are more insecure nogs here than on /pol/

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Darwin award

You know at some point he had to take a poop and couldn't hold it in any longer.

>coworker is a spelunker and keeps trying to convince me to go on a trip with him
>"It's so fun, it's perfectly safe"

spooky

>real cave exploration
real cave exploration would use a snake cam so you can figure out the fucking size of holes you're trying to get into

le epik thread Yea Forumsreddit

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man wasn't meant to go into tiny caves, we aren't rodents

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The Descent is entirely sets and it looks pretty god damn authentic. Why would they have to film in a real cave when they can just build

>modern food preservatives

Yes

You're not getting me, skelly.

Lewd

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

That’s not the same guy

I'd love to know what he was thinking - what was 'success' in this adventure?

I work in a school and I took my class to "White Scar Caves" recently. It was ace

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Things like that can be cool - just don't see why anyone would want to wedge themselves into some of these cracks where they might literally get stuck and die.

Looks lackluster. The story works better as a written work I’d think

It was decent imo

Nice try, buddy! That's just the inside of a crocodile mouth!

This shit gives me so much anxiety. I had a spontaneous pneumothorax as a teen and all of this just screams collapsed lung to me

Watching it now and feeling wildly claustrophobic

This. Also I’d argue finding new continents and exploring the cosmos harbor a greater incentive than finding a new chasm with some rock formations

what's the point srsly

God the only thing worse than caving would be underwater caving

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE VIETNAMESE? THAT STATEMENT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL

Dying in caves for fun is missing from that list. Cope

Shit you're right, the list needs to be even bigger. How do non-whites even cope?

Imagine afterlife was just an eternity in an endless network of caves sized like that.

im actually surprised that there are little to none tunnel rat movies out there. the premise has so much potential on multiple fronts. as war movies, horror movies, found footage, survival etc. hell you can even make it a christian movie about resurrection and shit.
its also pretty cheap to produce.

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too bad he fucked it all up with deeper. i should have never read it.
although I liked the book, after like 1/3 he just starts ignoring that there is no light below the surface and continues the book as if they were above ground.

I didn't know that was the Channel and Alexander built a road made of ships for troops to cross, so I was assuming this was like a far-fetched siege plan Napoleon had. Sappers exist

based

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Take out his shoes and tickle his feet

>Sappers exist
was there something in my post that indicated I wasn't aware of this fact?

Just looking at this gives me anxiety.

You should watch the movie - it's a combo of that and depressing

They don't really try to hide it and I like that. I think the description for it on netflix straight up calls the MC a "beautiful tomb raider" too.

youtu.be/hS_aMAlAaeU

Game,not a movie, but has potential
Pretty much Amnesia but with giant penguins.
youtube.com/watch?v=iaqKR-ZdHGk

>See all of you soon, with a lot of answers! Love, Ted
>5/19/01
bros....

who gives a shit?

How come they didn't just give the guy in the nutty putty cave some morphine and then break his legs to get him out

Where is it implied that I thought the picture indicated the English Channel?

It's fake retard.

based Elon Musk saved those kids himself

mope

how exactly is going through extensively explored caves using a map "discovering something new"

If I haven't seen it, its new to me.

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Based

i think that was a roaring success

Probably because the blood was pooling in his neck and head and if they jerk him too hard up by his legs, it would give him severe hemorrhaging in his brain.

> africa has no mines

>t. Hodag

sucked ass, its catacombs, not caves

>Go lay upside down on a couch for 5 minutes.
how is this even possible?

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Abandoned Mine is moderately good. Last week's season premier of TWD went full cave horror and we may or may not be getting some more of the same as a result of that.

imdb has a short list of more or less cave horror movies several of which I've never seen mentioned here. The one at the bottom is there for a reason. Trust me.

you now remember you're playing 'the game' you lose

You fucking son of a bitch.

Being white

:p

I will rip off your head

>Humans didn't live in caves, you christian fundamentalist retard
Ahem.

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you wont do a god damn thing squirt

filenames exist

what? grain alcohol flaming staircase luge?

stop calling people squirt

hey listen junior, i will call nancy boys like yourself squirt all i god damn please, now get in the bathroom and shave your side burns and get a paper route before your mom throws you out on your ass

Whatever you say, sport.

glad you see things my way squirt, good thing you fell in line, you wouldnt wanna see this old man mad, trust me, your mouth was writing checks your ass cant cash

Fuck off you silly goose.

>Fuck off you silly goose.
Fuck off you silly goose.

Painted caves don't show signs of habitation. The paintings have religious/magical significance, and can be thought of as early temples.

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