*ruins musical biopics forever with soulless, inaccurate, biased adaptations*
*ruins musical biopics forever with soulless, inaccurate, biased adaptations*
William Garcia
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Wyatt Collins
Hate queen
Hate fags
simple as
Juan Edwards
Musical biopics were always soulless, inaccurate, biased adaptations.
Amadeus had soul I guess, but still inaccurate and biased.
Benjamin Richardson
this movie seems to specifically promote the idea that what actually happened is insignificant, and biopics should just show what MIGHT have happened, provided that that's more interesting than what DID happen
also, it was directed by a homosexual pedophile
Nathaniel Thompson
Kinda sucked, both movie and actor, I don't understand why did it get so much praise.
Rocketman was 1000x better.
Eli Hall
like The Social Network
Ian Bell
Sasha Baron Cohen's version would've been dope.
>cocaine
>midgets
>sex orgies
>tons of gay sex
At least make it realistic rather than appealing to everybody and making him look normal.
Colton Fisher
helps that it was a adapted from peter shaffers play which is great
Justin Ramirez
Wasn't this the top grossing music biopic ever? If anything it will reinvigorate the genre.
Josiah Lopez
I think Amadeus was partly trying to be its own made-up story.
Zachary Watson
Invigorated so more trash gets made. It doesn't have to be accurate as long as normies lap it up.
Connor Hall
I tuned in for the buttbanging and fistfucking. I was sorely disappointed.
Caleb Harris
*makes more money than batman vs superman and justice league*
fixed that for you.
Isaiah Myers
do you ever get tired of doing this?
Sebastian Williams
David Bowie could get a biopic of just one year of his life and it would be kino
>Wife allegedly walks in on him fucking Mick Jagger
>He gets divorced and moves to LA to record Station to Station
>Experience severe sleep deprivation from using copious amounts of cocaine
>Hallucinates constantly
>Becomes anorexic
>Claims Hitler was the first rockstar in an interview
>Records an entire album while sleep deprived and doesn't remember it. Only finds out it existed when reading about its recording in the paper the next day. Claimed "LA should be wiped off the face of the fucking earth."
>He wasn't even the only one to not remember recording it
>Teams up with his old friend Iggy Pop (who just got out of a mental asylum for attempted suicide) and his trans girlfriend. They go to Berlin together.
>Tries to kill himself by crashing his car but it runs out of gas. Decides he has to get clean.
>Him and Iggy each make two more albums that year and all four are considered to be among the all time greats
Adrian Clark
He also starred in the kino Man Who Fell to Earth that year
Mason Ross
More like butthurt haha, get it? High five
Asher Wilson
Bump
Jose Roberts
he never made good music and anybody who thinks he's an icon is subhuman
Nathan Ward
at least Malek was good, not Mr. Robot good but he was alright
Julian Hughes
China Girl is a dope song
Caleb Ramirez
>dope
like i said, subhuman
Sebastian Flores
>half that shit making it in the inevitable biopic
Nah.
William Cruz
Sacha Baron Cohen's Queen movie would have been kino.
>2 hours of Mercury doing drugs and having sex
>Dies from AIDS
Matthew Campbell
He also likely fucked Iggy
Hudson Foster
China Girl is a cover of a way better Iggy Pop song
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James Anderson
Rami was a cute
Hunter Ross
Fincher is a homosexual pedophile?
Dominic Clark
Mama〜
Brody Bell
he looked like a big-headed kid with prosthetic teeth
he was so unfit to play this role it made me laugh whenever he was on screen
Mason Parker
>he looked like a big-headed kid with prosthetic teeth
So... he looked like Freddy Mercury?
Jordan Flores
no, but the Social Network was heavily fictionalized. It made it seem like Zuckerberg created face smash out of frustration from breaking up with his girlfriend when in fact that girl never existed. And the Zuckerberg in that film never existed.
Mason Ward
That's about as cute as a hairy ass with a nice curvature. As in to say not the worst thing I've ever seen but still pretty fucking disgusting.
Ian Bell
Why bowie is a fag?
Dominic Thomas
what was so shit about it?
Christopher Lee
2018 was the weakest year of the decade
Carter Sullivan
aside from the other pianist dude thing,what was inaccurate about Morzart?
Jose Perez
The laugh.
Nolan Torres
could you tl;dr this for me? I read the /qa/ thread and I still have no fucking idea what's going on
Grayson Powell
Google "Barneyfag", you dumb newshit. Literally first fucking result.
Colton Carter
I've been on Yea Forums for over a decade, sorry that I don't follow your retarded pony drama.
Cooper Nelson
>on Yea Forums for over a decade
Sure you did, you newshit. He's been spamming this shit for 8 years.
Bentley Rogers
My main board is /ck/ and I actually leave the house, so I don't follow pony drama in the slightest, regardless of how long it's been going on. Please clean your smegma and calm down.
Dylan Miller
>My main board is /ck/ and I actually leave the house
Sure it is, you fucking Redditor. Want to ask who CWC is as well, you newshit? You can easily search that he spammed /ck/ hundreds of times as well. Nice fucking lie, now fuck off, Redditor.
Kevin Morgan
Oh well
Christian Foster
So what's new coming out?
U2 and who else? Bowie sounds awesome, but I highly doubt they'd show him fucking tons of 14-year-old girls.
Josiah Torres
Saw this with gf and some girl nearby was singing along with the movie, what a fucking cringefest
Joshua Rivera
Some albums are interesting but nothing original considering how many good rock bands came out back then, his music was extremely overrated but people loved his tranny aesthetics
Hudson Hughes
Nah, his '77 albums had some of the most groundbreaking ambient of all time. Of course Eno played a large part in that but still.
Isaiah Ross
Yes it is! In '77, Bowie released this, Low, his most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Fame", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Ethan Allen
Stop posting screenshots moron
Kevin Edwards
>Rocketman was 1000x better.
Go away, Elton.
Grayson Adams
It was, though
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Christian Stewart
>So what's new coming out?
Aretha Franklin, starring Jennifer Hudson.
Elvis, starring Austin Butler.
Leonard Bernstein, directed and starring Bradley Cooper.
Bee Gees, also potentially starring Bradley Cooper.
Bob Dylan, starring Timothée Chalamet.
Marianne Faithful, starring Lucy Boynton.
Teddy Pendergrass, starring Tyrese from "Fast and Furious".
Boy George, and Boy George himself is pushing for Sophie Turner to play him.
Madonna, though Madonna herself is vocally against it.
Michael Jackson, from the same producers as Bohemian Rhapsody.
U2, pushed by the band itself.
Celine Dion, but it's a Velvet Goldmine situation where it's a fictional facsimile, but still using her songs.
There's also a Bowie movie starring Johnny Flynn, but no big studios picked up and they couldn't secure the rights to any of his songs. It's about the one weekend Bowie created the Ziggy Stardust persona.
Ryan Reyes
>david bowie biopic
>not casting based tilda
Lincoln Hall
>Why bowie is a fag?
You know lions sometimes fuck other male lions? Even though they have a harem of 20+ lionesses? Because they're bored. They have too much success. They could literally fuck any woman of their choosing.
Logan Rodriguez
with Snape dead who's gonna play the Rez tho
Matthew Young
burn
Alexander Thompson
t. shill
derpibooru.org
Also reminder that this thread is part of a planned brony raid that one obsessed freak does on /qa/ all the time.
He alluded to it shortly after it in another existing shill thread shortly after this one was made.
He plans his coordinated raids on /qa/ in an attempt to shift the narrative against his retarded kind. Do what you can to make sure mods take appropriate action against his raids.
Joseph Hughes
this. He knew that Freddie's debauchery was a reflection of his artistry and I'm glad he didn't sucked on Brian May's balls. The whole soul of Queen was Freddie, and it's fucking infuriating that Brian suggested to Sacha that showing Queen "going forward" after Freddie's death was the way to go lmao. Anyone with half a brain knows that Queen died with Freddie.
Isaac Turner
Nathaniel Jenkins
>"That's a big number"
every fucking time
Carson Foster
The most jarring thing is all the cuts.
Brody Edwards
This can't not have been done on purpose
It can't
Camden Thompson
I agree that his performance is absolutely the most overrated of the decade, everyone was quite on point but that goblin looked like a caricature.
Logan Cooper
slit your throat
Joseph Ortiz
drink bleach
Austin Lee
Whoever wrote that post in that image is unironically based. And I hate when you faggots use the word based but I'm using it to show how much I agree.
Michael Allen
What's with the weird cuts?
Owen Peterson
Baneposting transcends time and space
Brody Rivera
half of them do not deserve biopics. their lives where boring
just because people make good music doesn't mean they deserve biopics.
Jackson C. Frank had a much more interesting life even though he only put out one album that nobody knows about.
Anthony Robinson
>IM A DRUGGED OUT FUCK WHO HAD MINOR TALENT AND GOT LUCKY
I don't worship this fag like the rest of you boomers and zoomers. Millenials know he's overrated as fuck.
Nathan Nguyen
die
Cooper White
Imagine being so based you make /pol/tards and roasties shit their pants in anger merely by existing
Jace Smith
imagine /pol/ living in your head day and bight, and mentioning them in any thread where someone has a normal healthy opinion.
Lucas Watson
Kill yourself
Jace Reed
Holy shit. Who does these films appeal to? Why are celeb worship such a dangerous thing? I like some music, but I don't give a fuck about the people behind them. I wish all these would flop, but they won't. Too many fucking boomers.
Adam Robinson
burn
Zachary Martin
kys
Jonathan Long
The only musical biopic i want to see is one of Captain Beefheart during the creation of Trout Mask Replica
Bentley Nelson
>DUDE FUCKING FAGS I WANNA KILL THEM REEEEEEEE
>Normal healthy opinion
Either you are baiting or extremely retarded
Jayden Peterson
I don't understand why May and Taylor wanted to idealize who Freddie was instead of portraying who he ACTUALLY was. The film changed so many aspects of Freddie's personality that it was almost like he was a completely different person at various points in the film.
Asher Myers
die
Camden Reyes
>normal opinion
Yes.
Cooper Reed
Most biopics either demonize or lionize their focus, eliminating their humanity
Bohemian merely continued that long tradition of neutered sterilization of public figures
The various biopics that Altman did, Mr Turner, Passolini with Willem Dafoe did the the opposite, exploring the human failings, ambitions and talents of their subjects while also not being directed by a drooling incompetent retard
Bentley Ross
Oh hey it's you, what's the name of the character in your pics? Also, is it a boy or a girl? (pls say its a girl)
Joseph Wood
burn
Evan Campbell
Artist is doppel, character is docu
Alexander Flores
Put the full penetration scenes back in and no one gets hurt
Lincoln Nguyen
Okay, but is it a boy or girl?
Brayden Evans
i think barneyfag broke, he only ever seems to get false positives
Carter Hall
>>normal opinion
No
Leo Adams
It really isn't, it's just schizos spamming the site and making the public aware that they're raiding other boards
Josiah Robinson
burn
Blake Rivera
Which is exactly why we got this top tier piece of pure kinography
Jason Cook
Pro tip: Freddie was nowhere near as debaucherous as his most lewd stories suggest, he just liked to indulge semi regularly, outside of sex and everyday 80s cocaine consumption. He was actually pretty chill and most enjoyed being at home.
Gabriel Lopez
hang yourself
Ryder Sanders
>Brian suggested to Sacha that showing Queen "going forward" after Freddie's death was the way to go lmao.
>Actually believing this
Luis Stewart
>chalameme as dylan
oh god no
Evan Long
Why are the gay celebrities always so uggo? Why can't someone actually cute like Roger Waters come out as gay?
Landon Brown
because he's already enough of a fag without being gay
Leo Smith
burn alive
Caleb Collins
You can hate fags but if you really hate queen then you just have shitty taste.
Hudson Rivera
Yeah but I really wanna kiss and cuddle with him
Michael Peterson
>Ironically enjoying
But I enjoy it unironically, it's a pretty funny and self-aware show (atleast it was before they decided to hire a bunch of shit writers and all the good writers like M.A Larson left)
Sebastian Howard
>ingest nothing but cocaine, milk and peppers for a year
How bad do you think his farts smelled?
Andrew Lopez
>innacurate
Here's the thing pal, 90% of what you see in biopics and historical films isn't real. There's a thing called "artistic license" which stops moobies from becoming docus.
Ian Taylor
Not to mention the exorcism of his haunted swimming pool
Benjamin Carter
Roger looked like shit
Now David, on the other hand, looked like a motherfucking god
Adrian Edwards
Fuck you, Roger is cute, CUTE!
Thomas Diaz
based
Aiden Taylor
bleed
Luke Turner
die
Owen Hill
burn
Jaxon Young
based
Isaiah Johnson
>oscar winning editing
Parker Perry
slit your throat
Carson Fisher
hang yourself
Robert White
Go outside, shut in. Hating fags is normal.
Owen Hernandez
fucking die
Blake Hall
get beaten to death
Zachary Wood
slit your throat
Dominic Reyes
become dead
Jaxon Nguyen
I'd like you to die
Brayden Lee
drink bleach
Jaxon Stewart
burn
Xavier Ward
it's hilarious that this thread is only up because one guy's autism. why the fuck are we still having problem with him? It's just ONE GUY. ONE. GUY
Joshua Hughes
burn
Kevin Ortiz
The only ones shitting their pants are the faggots with blown out anuses
Austin Powell
kys
Josiah Diaz
kys
Jace Johnson
kys
Kevin Williams
watch Frank (2014)
Brody Parker
kys
Jacob Gomez
Hang yourself
Isaac Martin
Boy
with big peen
Wyatt Lopez
fucking die
Luke Reed
Maybe it's normal if you live in a shitty place.
Nolan Peterson
slit your throat
Charles King
literally die
Sebastian Sanders
hang yourself
Gavin King
slit your throat
Daniel Phillips
die
Dominic Thompson
what does my little pony have to do with anything? Fuck off faggot
Justin Torres
>The editing in That movie
Thomas Nguyen
die
Thomas Edwards
die
Dylan Perry
hang yourself
Jonathan Miller
literally die
Grayson Reyes
Was it true? Was Reid really a BITCH in real life?
Caleb Gray
die out
Nolan Sanders
bleed
Robert Turner
die
Robert Price
die
Adrian Cox
Amadeus wasn't even trying to be accurate. It just used real people we know to make a point.
His behaviour. You read Mozart's letters (or just pay attention to his music) and he may look like a clown at first glance, but he was clearly a much more serious person than depicted in the film.
>As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of our existence, I
have formed during the last few years such close relations with this best and truest friend of mankind that his image is not only no longer terrifying to me, but it is indeed very soothing and consoling! (In a letter to his father, 1787)
>If people could stare into my heart I should almost feel ashamed. All in there is cold. Cold as ice. (In a letter to Constanze, 1790)
Also he was the one jealous of Salieri, not the other way around, because Salieri had a position in the Court. Mozart sent a bunch of letters to his father seething about it, until Salieri congratulated Mozart on his music himself and they then became good friends. Salieri was devastated by the rumors of the time saying he poisoned Mozart, and I believe was one of the few people to attend the man's funeral.
Jonathan Moore
That second part there was obviously meant to be all greentext
Dylan Collins
>By the end he purposes himself to end his addiction
>Movie ends with Tony calling him to say that Eno will go to Berlin
There you go, there's a door open for the sequel
Jace Jones
This is Yea Forums
Fuck normies
James Hall
Joking about them and generally disliking the more obnoxious ones is normal ‐ as it is with any group of people.
What isn't normal is to vehemently hate them and wish for their deaths.