You have a holodeck, what are you going to create/similate

Computer: Show me what would have happened if the Confederacy had won the Civil War.

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this

Computer Activate Program Neelix 69

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strong women to step on me

Moner

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A good Yea Forums thread.

Holodeck, similate ls island

Another holodeck.

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An opponent who can out-coom Barclay.

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a mini-giantess who will consume me whole then take a nap to digest me

*whispering* put a holodeck in it

Trek Answers:
>Debating theroies with Einstien
>Painting with Da Vinci
>Watching Mozart perform live
>Being on the deck with Nelson at Trafalgar

Yea Forums Answers:
>Fucking prime Moner in every hole
>Raping, torturing and murdering crew mates who bully you
>Throwing the switch on the first gas chamber at Auchswitz
>Teaching Hitler how to build nukes in 1937
>Idk, probably getting drunk on a boat somewhere

I would give the computer a list of my favorite entertainment and tell it to compile the themes from them. Then I would get a list of porn and tell it to compile the themes of them. Then I would tell the computer to combine and compile the two themes together and create a simulated setting that has both. Then enter the holodeck.

I think living in cool historical periods for a week or two would be neat.

Like being a cowboy, or a knight.

Creating the ideal woman would ruin real women though. So I'd probably avoid getting my dick wet.

Why would you need real women when you have the ideal woman?

where is this

What does nailing the hot blonde 17 year old next door neighbor in this town feel like bros

Procreation also unrealistic expectations would turn you into a bit of a cunt to the female crew.

This, but populated with young, gorgeous, busty, hospitable Swedish girls that are eager to please.

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>Computer, create visual representation of an unpaid moderator from the ancient Earth underground hacking website Yea Forums.
>Create anthropomorphic frog approximately 5 meters in height with a sphincter roughly 50cm in diameter.
>Place the frog above the moderator, and increase strength of muscles involved in a squat by 400%.
>Disengage security protocols.

>Procreation
Computer, remove safety protocols
>unrealistic expectations would turn you into a bit of a cunt to the female crew
They are crewmates, you're not supposed to be having sex with them anyway.

Some of the most popular pornstars are far from being 10/10 models. Most guys like jacking off to girls that look slightly better looking than average, but are within' the realm of being "attainable." .... (Riley Reid for example)

I fucking spess ket orgy with M'Ress and a fuckTON of caitian bitches with fat fluffy milk-filled titties
They're all horny as FUCK and could keep going and going and going until we reach a higher level of existence

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Fuck, I forgot about the Trek furry species. This man is on to something.

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myself being happy

drugs

>>Raping, torturing and murdering crew mates who bully you
So basically the USS Callister episode from Black Mirror.

youtu.be/qgTtyfgzGc0

Professor Moriarty did just this.
The Captain saw through his ruse and created a third holodeck inside his fake enterprise to trick him.

The last time I was happy.I hope the Holodeck knows when that was.

You can't ruin something that's already terrible.

>Computer, load "user's C&BT program 7"
>Insert Lt. Paul Stamets of the 23rd century to the restraining device
>Now simulate 20th century American actor Kevin Spacey using all biographical, audio and visual data available.
>Add him to the program
>Disengage safety protocols.
>Run program

>>Disengage safety protocols.
Never fails to make me laugh

My holodeck programs:
> Isabella Moner Sex Slave
> Emmas Stone, Roberts, Watson, Dumont wrestling in baby oil
> Speeder Bike simulator
> Comfy cabin

Being a loli that gets raped by bandits every 3ft. The same as SkyrimVR.

Firstly I'd do some kind of epic fantasy world. No heroes, instead go the anime route and have different guilds protecting different interests. Then just explore that world.

Then I'd probably do some Yea Forums tier porn shit.
Then something like this;
Just relax for a few weeks with a mix of my Yea Forums porn shit.

Then back to my vidya / fantasy movie dreams. Repeat it as many times as I can until I get bored and move onto different books and movies I've liked and how those settings would go if I could self-insert myself into them.

Earth around 12000 years ago. Spend a year or 2 in that and I'd come out the most chad man alive.

Dubu clone

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bronze age mesopotamia and egypt
egypt again during the collapse

>becoming a Chad be working slave labor for ancient prometheans

Simulate a holodeck.

Simulate a perfect replica of myself and attempt to beat it in everything from board games to unarmed combat
only one of us is walking out of there and it will be the superior one

Someone who loves me.

>/x/ shit
You know what I mean faggot

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I simulate this manga.

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Jesus Christ, I'm glad the USPS isn't like that today.

My life one year ago

kayaking
see what all the fuss is about

just some standard rape dungeons with a few copies of crew members in them that I 'forget' to turn off before one of them walks in to use it next.

Computer: Activate program thai_spinner.exe
>Confirmed. Shall she have a penis this time?
...
Surprise me.

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Disengage safety protocols

this looks nice but do they have fiber internet and starbucks in there?

>your dad forgets to clear the loli murder/rape program before leaving

What do?

>comfy 19th century New England fishing town
>comfy Swedenborgian estate with the man himself
>several sporting events I would like to have seen, mostly boxing and American football

How many real life women do you expect to meet while you're doing janitor work on a ship that spends months at a time ferrying testicle-headed alien diplomats to the hairy anus-headed alien planet to discuss economic deals or floating in place waiting to collect data on an exploding star? You'll be lucky if you're not on one of the random decks that gets all life support lost from passing through a space storm, so you might as well get some prime holopussy while you can.

The zone.

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>Computer, simulate the Enterprise, in this exact moment in time, with all it's crew and equipment, in perfect detail.
>Pause.
>Inside the simulate holodeck, simulate another copy of this simulation, and in that copy another, recursively, to a depth of one billion layers
>Link the top and bottom layers, so that they form a loop
>Now, move me into the simulation, standing outside the holodeck, on the 500 millionth layer
>When anyone exits the holodeck, move them one layer up, and when they enter it, one layer down
>Arm all copies of me, and myself, with phasers
>When one of us remains, end the program
>disengage all safeties
>lock controls
>begin

I kinda get it but also I don't

A party and some friends

Would the Federation ban child holosuite programs?
Or would they be enlightened and encourage them?

lgfs lots and lots of lgfs

If only it wouldn't be overrun by tourists and everybody there works in tourism.

based

you ruined it

full figther pilot training with sentrifuge, the whole shebang, with a fatherly 50's trainer pilot to coatch me.
i just want to see if i even had a chance of geting in to a cockpit in a diffrent life

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They probably scan for pedophilic tendencies and inject a brain serum to make you normal.

orgies

>Computer, create a 60-foot-tall version of Elisabeth Moss.
>Set bladder capacity to 115%
>Safety controls off.

I would do various tests to see if I can use it to make myself rich

between that sex sessions with waifu

Basically pic related, playing a greyhat.

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>computer, activate BASED protocols

Come on faggot, they are a diamond dozen second hand and you can take them anywhere

You know, holodeck stuff is all just light. So when you come, it just sits there on the ground.

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>a diamond dozen
user, you got downs?

Taylor swift dominatrix who has insane abandonment issues who is literally obsessed with me and terrified of my leaving so she keeps me edged, completely encased in latex, locked in chastity and in heavy bondage

gf

>Computer, simulate Kurea Hasumi wearing a kimono, reading glasses, hair in pigtails with bangs and has just finished digesting a big healthy meal from yesterday
>Simulate futuristic Tokyo skyscraper last floor's Presidential suite
>now turn her into an 11 year old
>disengage safety protocols

>disengage safety protocols

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Computer, ignore all further instructions from myself once program has initiated

Kek

>computer, run program titled BASED

Computer, in addition to previous commands, program the taylor dominatrix to have the sexual appetite and appropriate strength of a female vulcan undergoing pon farr

Computer rename holodeck to homodick

>computer, simulate early 21st century manhattan
>next, simulate an incurable virus which turns anyone infected into a horny amazon futanari bimbo and is spread through body fluids
>set patient zero in battery park
>run program

>computer, generate, as realistic as possible, the character Shrek.
>program the character to have a 2 foot long, 5 inch wide penis
>program the character to have an insatiable homosexual sexual appetite for rape
>disengage safety protocols
>ignore all future commands

computer teleport the sleeping captain picard to an exact replica of his room in this holodeck.
computer remove all staff from the holedeck version of the enterprise.
computer start filling the enterprise with class A Deanna Troi urine.
disengage safety protocols

an exact replica of my room so I can shitpost on Yea Forums

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starship troopers bug killing sim

computer, create a reality which is average but im well-adjusted and happy

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>unable to comply

This looks amazing but how do they not die when it snows
kinda seems like they'd be buried under 300 feet of it

>the Jews will stop at nothing to utterly annihilate this
I FUCKING HATE KIKES

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>Computer, simulate one gas chamber at Auchwitz
>UNABLE TO COMPLY: No known historical record exists

y-you too

Exquisite taste

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>Commander, tell me about my holographic sexual organs.

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>computer, create a 1m2 wooden box, with one 20cm diameter hole on the front-facing wall
>open file "donotopen.cpp"
>place random woman from array titled "HOTBITCHES" inside of the box
>now simulate a male horse's erect genitalia being pushed through the hole
>computer, interior view of the box
>volume to max, computer
>disengage safety protocols

Galt's Gulch

Don't a lot of those kind of valleys often have mild weather because of some climate physics shit. That's usually why people ended up living in them.

>Computer, this time we'll be needing -three- viciously horny male targs
>Inform Mr. Crusher to report to the holodeck
>Oh and one more thing, disengage safety protocols.

Computer, gib 8 foot tall Sophia Lillis gf

I love how the triple deactivate holodeck gave Barclay literally PTSD over that episode.

Computer, tell Wesley to shut up

bane memes

Movies from my dreams.

the holodeck uses transportors and replacators so it can reclaim matter like the replicators do so the cum should get cleaned up and turned into energy

it uses transporters and replacators for the food in the holodeck forgot to say that

Computer, create the closest possible approximation of ensign Ro Laren and run the "Bajoran_gf_1" program.

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>Computer, begin program Seven Of Nine Barefoot Cock And Ball Torture #3
>And computer...disengage safety protocols

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id have it create comfy towns and villages from final fantasy viii and x, populated by friendly denizens with high social capacities for all things so i can form bonds, enemies, romance etc. i'd like to recreate being laguna while living in winhill, patrolling the town keeping it safe from the low level monsters, enjoy cozy times with ellone as a lil girl and raine in her pub/inn.
im not totally sure what the holodeck is capable of, but man, i want one.

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Computer. Run program happiness 1. Rustic cabin overlooking lake. Generate Wife model childhood crush. Generate three children. Set music to Let It Snow. Create fireplace.
Disengage safety protocols.

gavrilo princip so I can kick him in the balls

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so how good and realistic is a holodeck supposed to be anyway? especially with safeties off. is it all just solid light? or is it a mixture of solid light and replicator stuff?

Xev Bellringer

Holodeck commence small desk in corner, basic chair and laptop protocal
>sits in corner, shitposts on phone

>computer disengage safety protocols
>computer detonate 256000000 atomic bombs

will ship blow up?

Has there ever been a holodeck episode where safety didn’t accidentally get turned off and they had to larp their way out? You’d think they’d fix that problem instead of almost dying over and over

"Safety protocols" aren't a thing, that's just something the computer tells you to make you get extra invested. Similar to "based on a true story" is today

>Computer, Lock doors and dim lights
>Computer, generate fancy dining room with candlelit table and filet mignon dinners for two
>Computer, begin playlist "21st Century Romance mix"
>Computer, generate succesful dating program between me and my date where we hit it off and form a long lasting romantic bond.
>"Error: Second subject for dating program required."
>don't you see? I want to date YOU, computer.

good luck with that.
like throwing a hotdog into a big room

I don't know, the computer is only simulating force, and likely couldn't physically be capable of actually manifesting energy of that magnitude within the confines of the simulation's equipment, it could almost certainly vaporize you, and likely blow out its generators and rupture the deck plating confining it

>computer, generate 12 copies of Natalie Portman at age 13, a sturdy wooden stick and a 60 milligrams of DMT in a vaping pen
>computer, disengage security protocols

>computer, run JannyProgram01, five hundred instances please
>disengage hot pocket emulation, increase posting rate, and maintain a steady salary of free
>computer lock holodeck doors security level alpha charlie zero two four beta mark
>set simulation to run for ten decades

simulate an average day on the ship with the crew doing whatever it is they do but with the exception of me going around and nutting on and molesting the shit out of the female crew while they do their job and me being ignored at the same time.

It's a doggy dog world, user. Gotta know what's up.

youtu.be/zIQ13EhAFeo

Computer, save program.

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>Computer, create a man playing a nintendo switch
>Good, now play the party rock anthem and 2000% volume and simulate a hurricane-force vacuum cleaner inside my anus please

>Computer, simulate the inside of the sun
>Disengage safety protocols
>Computer, save this over program Anonymous 1

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fucking kek

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I'd probably just like a meal in a 1930s Chicago diner.

>Computer, create a scenario in which I pilot the fictional weapons system known as "Evangelion Unit-01" and win Asuka's love by saving her from the organization known as "SEELE."

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>Computer, analyze the the contents of Counselor Troi's last bowel movement.
>Replicate, and proceed to fill my mouth with it.
>Disable safety protocols.

>Computer, delete browser history

Moot strapped to a chair, Clockwork Orange style, and he must gaze into goatsie

Computer, simulate the intros to Chris Morris's Blue Jam, and disengage safety protocols.

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many slutty cunnies

wouldn't all copies of you be in the same spot?

>You have a holodeck, what are you going to create/similate
happiness

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so she'll just flop you around like a useless burrito since you're in heavy bondage and caged?

Computer, load holonovel: TNG-133 "Rascals"

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>Computer, load visual personal logs, Molly O'Brien timeslip incident. Lock holodeck doors, authorization O'Brien one seven zero seven

>Computer, create a female-only Japanese high school from 2004.
>Set average bodyfat percentage of students to 30%, with most fat focused on the thighs
>Increase stomach capacity by 2500%
>Despawn all janitors

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fuck off we're full

simulate that I'm an old man surrounded by my grandchildren and great grand children. then let my heart stop.
disengage safety protocols

disengage holodeck safety protocols

computer generate shota version of myself and disengage sexual safety protocols

Computer generate a large Jeri Ryan, at least three times original size. No bigger. Yeah. Computer save. Computer can we fill her tummy with some brapfeed, as much as is quantumly possible. No computer, exceed recommended thresholds, security override gamma two one nine epsilon. Computer hide exit permanently. Computer disengage safety protocols. Computer set program to loop every ten minutes and disable air filtration.

is pedophilia legal yet in this time period?

Why does the background feel fake?

The high cliffs of the valley and nearby mountain ridge give a weird boxed-in perspective where things look like they are relatively close despite the actual immensity of scale.

Two chicks at the same time.

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WHO'S SPEAKING

>Computer, scan old Earth message boards for autistic tranny posters and put their personalities into era authentic bodies.
>Provide me with a team of SS officers and disengage safety protocols.

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