At what point does a critique become a nitpick?
At what point does a critique become a nitpick?
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When it stops focusing on objective things. Anyway, this thread has nothing to actually do with critiques, so whatever. It's very funny that this man thinks elizabeth is ugly or whatever haha epic thread love it
Literally that episode of the office where they are debating if Hillary swank is hot or not and Kelly says “she has to be hot because she’s prettier than me and if she’s not hot that means I’m not hot”
It does. I think it’s a nitpick because I’ve seen men look better and settle for less.
Looking at her twitter picture is all you need frankly, "Elizabeth moss i-is hot as hell right, rich handsome men should be flocking to her."
Elizabeth Moss definitely has the fat, washed-up MILF aesthetic on point and that might appeal to degenerates like me, but she's certainly not hot.
She wasn't even hot in mad men even at her youngest most popular appearance and they had to pretend she was
is this the woman from 50 shades? because yes she's not attractive enough to actually have something like that happen, but that was necessary because women are the audience and they don't like women that much prettier than them
I would eat Elizabeth Moss' unwashed asshole but that's only because I'm a filthy coomer. Guy could have done way better.
It's easier to accept the premise of a man turning invisible than accepting that a man who could turn invisible would have nothing better to do than stalk an unattractive woman. He could do the ultimate heist, steal the CIA's secrets or stalk the most attractive women in the world.
Women have no idea what's attractive.
Elizabeth Moss is an ugly ass bitch. Her face looks so gross and disgusting. You bitches constantly shit on everyday men for their appearances, millionaire uggo actresses can take it
>her
She was obese Jonah Hill's love interest. That says it all. Even Brie got thin Jonah
protip: some random asshole on twitter is not a film critic
I love that she manages to stay chubby while somehow still being a white non-comedic actress who gets consistent work, but yeah she's not hot.
when it's totally inaccurate
White women are the backbone of the new Letterboxd-Film Twitter hivemind that’s everywhere these days. No wonder they hype up their fellow white women hags at every opportunity
Maybe I'm just a desperate incel but I've genuinely always thought she was cute.
>they had to pretend she was
I don't think so really, in fact a big part of her character was that she couldn't just coast through life on her looks and had to actually succeed through talent and effort. Yeah when she first started she got attention but that subsided pretty quickly and they did sorta reference the fact that she was a lot plainer than the majority of the other women in the show.
But Mindy Kaling is actually beautiful. I would unironically worship her feet, armpits, and asshole.
I give this girl 5 bags of pocorn and joker for vhs
she got a big chunkin ass
She's ugly compared to other actresses who by and large are a cut above the plebs but she's decent enough.
peggy a cute
It's not funny at all though, most men would absolutely not define her as hot. I'll be nice and say she's not exactly ugly, but she's like a 5.5/10. She's completely boring and in the middle. Based on how she looks in this particular movie that is, not necessarily overall.
She looks like a female Matthew Perry
Who was the rich handsome man?
>photoshopped to all hell
i wonder if her boosy smells good or bad, i assume bad because of her weight but i wish it was good
some generic rich jew lmao they are made for each other
This caused me to google her nude scenes and I now want to suck on those milkers very very badly.
>HELP
lmao
One bad critique I see is people complaining about character incompetence and calling it a plot hole.
>why did character do X?? It would’ve been smarter to do Y! Plot hole!
Stupid people exist, it isn’t a fucking plot hole.
People who post Twitter screenshots outside of /pol/ should be banned for life.
it wouldn't matter if she's hot any way. she's a scientologist so i've already written her off
A no-name gay fashion model/actor.
I hate when people do this. What’s worse is that they think they’re smart for it.
Don't girls say this type of passive aggressive shit all the time? Someone post the pic of the qt Japanese athlete with all the fat roasties commenting that she's "nothing special".
In mad men i looked at her and thought 'extremely hairy pussy, no conversation, vanilla sex'
how the fuck is she hot? she was never hot ffs
>girl
Newsflash: Most women have no idea what men find attractive.
>extremely hairy pussy
>no conversation
>how the fuck is she hot?
yes.
I literally couldnt even believe that little shit from mad men would want to bang her so I have no idea what the fuck this bitch is talking about
smooth brain here, was she supposed to be hot in mad men? chad Don turned her down and even horny teen me thought she was ugly.
Kek'd
Maybe not ugly, but definitely plain. Don was way out of her league.
>extremely hairy pussy
>no conversation
the perfect broad
most of fag culture is centered around irrational shipping, this is why troons try to make it seem like every fictional character is a troon
they like e. moss because she stars in some wackjob show about vaginas so she must be able to do anything
It should be consisted a plot hole.
>"Dude why didn't they just do [thing that would result in there not being a movie]?"
women are delusional
giving them the vote was a fucking mistake
There are so many hotter south Asian women, she’s at the bottom of the pile.
I mean that's obviously not the case, Moss is just alright, but the first post was nitpicky as hell. I've seen way worse pairings in tv and movies.
About the point where you defend fucking dogs
TV ugly.
She was cute 10 years ago
No. No, she wasn't.
This movie was dumb
Uh no, Mindy Kaling is a fucking Uggo by indian standards mate.
Based
discount ryan gosling
Absolutely fucking based and mindypilled, my nigga
Mindy Kaling isn't even hot, but she's 100x hotter than Hillary Swank.
Hillary Swank might as well be a man.
I'm sorry ladies but Elizabeth Moss is barely a 5/10 and movies staring her are just baiting you by casting some plain roastie you can self-insert into
Nigga, you gay.
wait elizabeth moss is THIS gnome, the dumpy midget facelet from mad men who would be an incel if she was a male?
>roasties denying reality
wow nothing new. Reality always makes itself clear though.
nitpick or not, the observation that elizabeth moss is not a highly desirable woman, and is in fact quite homely by celebrity standards, is a fair one.
You're thinking of Dakota Johnson, who is still quite average by Hollywood standards but much more attractive than Moss. The reason 50 Shades is unrealistic is more because a man like Christian does not exist moreso than the girl he chose wasn't pretty enough.
>Gollum with boobs is totally hot, goy. Why wouldn't you fuck it
This honestly.
I feel like an asshole for saying it but I'm just being honest: she might be the ugliest actor over ever seen. She's uglier than Buscemi. Than Mr. Bean. Than the dude who played Harry Potter's fatass uncle. I legitimately can't think of anyone who's as ugly as she is. Simply looking at her face actually makes me nauseous.
>dark universe fan
lmao
Who's uglier?
I can smell this picture. It smells like rotten tuna and cat piss.
>shelly duval
>ugly
you're a faggot, arent you?
COULD YOU BE ANY MORE INVISIBLE
Well it depends on the guy character and the circumstance.
Good looking men fuck sub-par maids also, when they find the time.
Anyway, which movie are we talking about here?
reminds me of jake gylenhall
She's a Scientologist, that's the appeal. Men like women who are in cults, they are fun and crazy and susceptible to manipulation, and there were anons who said female Scientologists are Neo tier at sex but quite picky. You're not attracted to her looks, the fact she has mild dog face becomes hot because a little hate fucking sets off a relationship
Why do roasties get offended on behalf of other women lmao? Why would she care if someone thinks an actress is ugly?
>Than Mr. Bean
Aristocratic genes. Ever seen his punk rock daughter? 9/10. Those genes aren't one sided
That's a horse
>Bitch in horror movie trips on a twig
>It happens.
Gtfo
Poor choice of picture, the chinawoman is more attractive than Zucc, he's genuinely hideous.
The girl that posted that is hotter than Moss lol
>why hello beautiful
nolan is a hack
>She's completely boring and in the middle.
Her appeal is a high IQ, she isn't boring she has a prudish ugly duckling look but probably shot heroin as a teen, later smoked opium in an elite den overseas with Tom Ford, would suck your dick on a Ferris wheel or ask you to run a knife over her pussy, and pay for your vacation and push you a Rolex. Her appeal is that it pisses people off that she can fuck upstairs and win awards.
>chuckled sensibly
cringe
She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a bulldog chewing a wasp chewing a wasp, but her tits are phenomenal. I'm also willing to bet she fucks like a rattlesnake. Whats her ass and/or foot game like, fellow degenerates?
what is this stupid shit you wrote
In either gender, frankly. Women can be influenced to find literally any man attractive.
The white woman fears the samurai
this was on my mind the entire movie, I couldn't think about anything else, it was just too far-fetched
>japanese
Quite sure she is from Kazakhstan?
Christ, you are retarded.
Sam can be a girl's name too, user.
I think this is a myth, tbqh. Plenty of women you see walking down the street or at a college campus are going to be as pretty as most actresses. Just look at pic related. Brie looks below average for an actress -- whaddya know, she also looks below average for normal women.
>I've seen much prettier, even Asians
t. Jennifer "Savage" McKamey
You're not supposed to think about anything else. You're being put it in your place by Jews like Jason Blum. Are you clueless? They are restructuring the entire definition of "traditional beauty." Moss looks Jewish, she's not a blonde shiksa, thus she is cast and it's a big hit
Moss has literally the ultimate fishmouth, giga resting bitch face and hates white men
umm why are you not attracted to essential liberal lefty potatosack who is ruining the world?
I want to roundhouse kick her in the face
I am talking about the "samurai" shit when she probably never even been to japan.
Would you rape her?
no
Is she ugly as fuck?
Yes.
Do some weirdos like uglies?
Yes.
End of.
>I think this is a myth, tbqh. Plenty of women you see walking down the street or at a college campus are going to be as pretty as most actresses.
Brie is 'prettiest cashier at Walmart near closing time' attractive.
You guys are fucking insane. Pointy knees would not bang
There is no need to be upset over facts
The only reason women call another woman hot is that they think they're hotter than her and they can win virtue points by condescending to give her praise. It's the same reason some women go to prom with downies, or adopt niggers.
invisible guy
she looks like Courtney Love's church-obsessed aunt
Of course she's never been to Japan.
She is too scared.
They fear the samurai.
The secret for getting work despite her look is that she is a scientologist.
Fixed
Brie Larson is honestly rather ugly, she just has nice tits
name?
t. Pajeet
Henry cavil
They were together long before he founded facebook though.
>head cult scientologist member is a darling of woke twitter
>Only see the previews to this shit movie
>google moss just to see
I'm not going to say she has pointy elbows or whatever but i don't find her face attractive. Someone else surely does though, but to say everyone MUST be attracted to her is just retardation
>Elizabeth Moss
had to google her, it's that girl from mad men... yeah, she ugly.
>searching through movies
>find this
wtf rude
>3 people with retarded faces
Who's the target audience?
The roastie fears the 1-10 scale and the few upper echelon men that can actively reject them.
Fat girls that think they can get Thor's brother.
I think he's better looking then Gosling.
The women who say defend Ugly cows dating handsome millionaires are same ones complaining about generic man dating hot chicks. We all need to let each other enjoy things. Escapism is nice in a while.
Neil hamburger used to look like THAT?
There's plenty of movies where fat and/or ugly dudes have a love interest that's a hundred times out of their league. Who gives a shit.
Yeah but it's believable. In this setting it makes no sense at all.
>Yeah but it's believable
No it's not.
>You guys are fucking insane. Pointy knees would not bang
People like you are so fucking starstruck you can’t see straight.
Take away her stardom in your mind. Take away the pro makeup and hair people. Take away the fancy dresses at the red carpet. Why? Because you see her that way in your mind. Surrounded by status.
Put her sans those things behind a register. Now look at her. Is she really showstoppingly beautiful? Do you drop what you’re doing just to take a closer look?
Because in all honesty she’s fighting on an equal basis with the cute checkout girl in most supermarkets.
That doesn’t mean all Hollywood women are overrated. But she definitely is. Look at her photos from when she’s younger and trying to be a musician. She’s so fucking bland looking.
You guys are retards.
Adrian wasn't obsessed with her because he thought she was hot. Adrian probably picked her over more attractive women deliberately because she would be easier to control. He makes her feel beautiful just once and then makes her chase approval like a drug, using it to impose his will over time.
Easier to pick an okay looking girl than someone super hot
That's the junkie brother from Hill House.
He's right a invisible man would never chase a orc like that
Apparently he is playing a ghost in the second season which is based on turn of the screw.
Conceptualize the fragrance.
when meninist youtubers get upset that in a gay batwoman show about made up superheroes nobody watches and the least believable part to them is when she beats men up bc shes small
get help, my guys
there's a joke in here about the invisible man being blind but someone else can dig it out
Which movie and which handsome millionaire?
The observation about elisabeth moss is entirely justified, she’s fucking kurwa but she’s always cast as a desirable sex object, I’m female and I just don’t buy it. Men are not forgiving, kind and can’t get past ugliness.
t. Ugly bitch
Moss goes from 4-6/10 when I look at her face in google images.
The invisible Man. He's some 10/10 chad looking guy who is married to and abuses Elizabeth Moss's character.
To be fair, that image lacks very important context.
Someone posted that image with the headline
"Do you think she is beautiful?" or something to that effect.
They merely answer the question.
She’s an absolute goblin even in full make up, she has a face like an old witch that got chucked on the fire than died out with a shovel.
This dudes love interest in Hill House was under his league too, wasn't she? Fuck that bitch, anyway.
eh, he's 7-8/10 and she's 4-6/10.
They're within reasonable range in facial looks.
Not if his body is amazing and he's a millionaire, while her body is meh though.
Why the fuck is that ugly bitches ugly ass doin so high up her ugly back? Gross
“Every man SHOULD be attracted to her”
Well they aint
>eh, he's 7-8/10
Sure.
>>why did character do X?? It would’ve been smarter to do Y! Plot hole!
>Stupid people exist, it isn’t a fucking plot hole.
Its a legitimate critique when it contradicts previously established characteristics.
Isn't the whole point of that movie that it's NOT believable for her to get either of these dudes because she's a 4th wall breaking romance movie character?
unique or poor decisions shouldnt fall into the plot hole category though
I thought Florence Pugh was ugly, but she is 10/10 compared to this bint
Hey she's got a cute nose and good bone structure
Like every other femcel on that godawful site, she's just projecting her own insecurities. This is the same woman that thinks JoJo Rabbit is somehow problematic and yet claims to be a film nerd.
trips of retardation. if you think the average looking guy with the insanely beautiful model girlfriend looks weird, no matter how smart and personable he might be. it’s usually money that makes the relationship more understandable. without that relationship, it looks bizarre.
ah-BLOOM-BLOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
The critique is retarded because
>the movie explicitly explains he is obsessed with her because he is a narcissist and she's the only woman who didn't want him
>the premise of her leaving at the beginning is that he's trying to control how she eats and what she does so she can get more fit and attractive; it's never implied he finds her super hot
not even scientologists are retarded as feminists
My girlfriend refuses to watch anything with her because she's ugly.
He looks better than gosling dude
Based girlfriend
Moss is a good actress and is a regular looking human female
should have made the guy more average looking (fat)
Elisabeth Moss is very plain and frumpy. She actually reminds me of that homeless Irish woman from Home Alone 2. Her race is cat-lady.
I hate this whore trend where midwit abortionista art hoes don't punctuate or even capitalize as if they're above using the English language correctly
Yikes
Coping uggos
>fat ass and no tits
shame
Nurse Ratched
Most of them hate the English language and consider it imperialist so they intentionally misuse it.
Logic wins again!
>I hate this whore trend where midwit abortionista art hoes don't punctuate or even capitalize as if they're above using the English language correctly
You just did.
This desu
You can just invent sci-fi level technology for a movie, but you can't ask me to believe that a man who's apparently an accomplished genius can act with such a lack of base human desire
La pajeeta...
>one shot in life
>not a single Kazakh girl around me
By Hollywood standards she's ugly, by real world standards she's average.
>elisabeth moss is hot as hell
Perhaps the epitome of female fake support. Protip, your support doesn't mean anything if you throw it after anyone and everyone no matter the context and no matter the facts.
How does my looks relate to this in anyway?
Calm down uggo
Damn her eyes are far apart.
>by real world standards she's average
shut up liz you fucking gremlin
She's absolutely mogged by that girl directly to the left of her in that random publicity photo
Dude what the fuck are you on about
Love that line from kevin
>art can be beautiful but im not gonna bang a painting
but close to my heart
>love and companionship is a commodity instead of a fulfillment of the human need to feel loved
>we only judge that based on social status, looks, and wealth
>we are then confused as to why we are unhappy
It can be a plot hole if it's such a bizarre and poor decision that it is unlikely that most people would have made such a decision, even if under duress.
superpower by 2020
Jesus. You are actually not a /pol/tard memer and you use the NPC meme in a genuinely well fitting sense. Rejoice, tv is not dead yet.
Lol they fucked up the Photoshop on her back.
Was Brianna born "Brian"?
>not even the hottest Captain Marvel in your own Captain Marvel promo shot
ouch!
she's comfortably below average
If you don't pretend that Elizabeth Moss is attractive you are a misogynist!!
For fuck's sake, she is ugly, it was even a plot point of Mad Men, meaning not even Hollywood pretends otherwise.
I’d fuck this girl, but not elizabeth moss.
nah. i guarantee if you saw her in a shop or at a social event you would think she was cute.
She's like a 3/10.
The average uni thot is much more attractive.
If you think she's attractive, you either live in India or never go outside.
Someone needs to make an npc “yes” because that’s how I feel. Fuck companionship, I need a line of breathing onaholes equipped with stock phrases to keep me motivated and from feeling lonely until I achive my goals.
You and anyone else here saying this didnt watch the movie. They make her look as unappealing as possible in the film and then actually have her bring it up at one point that she doesnt understand why he'd be so obsessed with her when he could have anyone else.
based horndog
I think she's pretty, but I also think she uncannily reminds me of a young version of my grandmother Liz.
thank you for the based
T. Ugly liz
Gross, she's like a rugrat
obviously there's no debating that the office is gay but that plot line was kino
I think this is some kind of recent phenomenon. Look at actors and actresses from decades ago. Outside of some roles like Sigourney Weaver most women from that time were pretty insanely rare to find in real life.
Not really especially handsome either though compared to her. They're an OK couple.
>be a ghost
>possess a little boy so you can /ss/ with the hot nanny
I always thought this was one of the most based ghosts of all time
>FaceApp'd
> elizabeth moss is hot as hell
Rather depends on what you're using for a benchmark, Brianna....
youtube.com
Anons can you just drop a like?
of course a stupid tweet would be self serving
but she only had pigeons...
I'm okay with it in limited doses, but if it happens repeatedly across multiple characters then it gets frustrating. Panic can only account for so much, especially since the stupid stuff usually happens before things go down anyway.
I just looked her up. She is kinda my dream woman. Oh well..
She was kinda cute on the west wing, even if she did get blacked