The lovely Nia everybody!

>becomes happier when he meets a woman

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>becomes happier when he meets a woman
Hmmmm. Doesn’t add up.

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>talks billy into adopting pit bull then makes him get rid of it
>makes billy get rid of his drum set
>makes billy stop flying helicopter
>has a baby that's as black as a pair of shoes
>throws billy out of the house when he asks for a dna paternity test
>makes billy put the house and bank accounts in her and her brother's name to show that he isn't racist
how did burr become so cucked?

DEY HEAH

How many of these are true

no thats their baby

He's not smiling with his eyes

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no way, the kid is darker than that

Only explanation, he always was a cuck.
Just never found the proper slavemaster.

Drum set and bank accounts are new to me, but I stopped giving a fuck about him quite a while ago.
Rest checks out.

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The last two are sketchy but the others check out

>if you only knew how bad things really are

>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline

WAKEY WAKEY BILLY

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That dog thing was a bummer.
He had it on a few times after he let it go.
You could tell he loved that dog.

Fuck she took his helicopter from him?

Kobe taught us that the only helicopter a man needs is his dick.

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he can't fly anymore, not after what happened to kobe. who's going to take care of nia and the baby if burr dies?

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The State

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OH IT'S BRUTAL

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comfy

OOOOH BILLY BLUE BALLS!

i dont think chapelle show counts and hos stand up is just him pretending to be his dad/uncle

I hope he doesn't start flying the Kobe's of the world around. He might get raped.

Based

I'm glad Anthony Fantano finally posted a pic of him and his beautiful black wife

Listen, listen, I know, I KNOW, Africa would be just as advanced as western countries with airplanes and cars if it weren't for white people suppressing Africans for thousands of years.

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made 9 months before the little nigglet was born..

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It's weird that /pol/ has such an axe to grind with this guy because he married a black woman when he's on your side with almost everything. He was never racist but I guess him joking about women tricked them into liking him.

>talks billy into adopting pit bull then makes him get rid of it
he also loved the pitbull more than his negress wife
@4:20
youtu.be/GoxIrm95E4Q

>marries Irish guy
>child has the same skin color as her

It's 100% not his kid.

>You could tell he loved that dog.
yes, he did see this

Just imagine how many god tier kino special hes going to make when the negress takes the kids and leaves him

Someone post Theo Vons mural

>have a mural that implies that your guest's child in not his
>change the seating that he has to look at it during the entire podcast
>is confused why he is hostile to him

Initially my reasoning too.
He´s just pulling this shit to get a couple of killer tier "My nigger X wife" specials.
But it´s taking too long and he seems to be doubling down on the cucking.
It´s done.

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its not an axe to grind its just sad seeing a good standup comedian get cucked this hard. I really believe that if Patrice didn't die Bill wouldn't be cucked this hard

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nah mate. i had hope as well but this is just too much. bill will probably kill himself soon probably take nia with him as well

also kino

>enter the top 1% of income
>create a worldwide media phenomenon
>not bad looking
>still marries a woman that already had a kid
>which is black

Who does this happen?

It's been down hill since he had to get rid of Cleo

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I had to ditch the podcast because it's a 50/50 she'll "accidentally" run in while he's recording.

The one he did in his car recently to avoid her was magical. Ol Billy blue balls almost got heat stroke.

that isn't Nia

>turns into that guy he ripped on for decades
ironic

his drums are in his garage, try listening to the podcast

Kinda like me myself and Irene

I could never get into his podcast, all he ever talks about is football, or his baboon wife was chattering away

> even rich celebrities have to settle for used-up whores
> "but why?"
Because women are picky as fuck

>in this episode we hear Nia peg Bill...

I actually prefered the Burr+DeRosa combo over the Burr+Kreischer combo. Kind of dissapointing that he ditched the former. I was enjoying the Uninformed reboot.

I hate Bert so much it's suffocating whenever he starts his fake high pitched laugh i feel like curb stomping someone. God what an annoying phony cunt.

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why does everyone assume the kkid is not his?

>makes billy put the house and bank accounts in her and her brother's name to show that he isn't racist
What's wrong with this? A traveling comedian like Bill Burr that spends most of his time outside of home should appreciatehis partner and her new brother taking the burden of bills and other innate bothersome financial taks off his plate.

>not bad looking
>Who does this happen?
He has negative canthal tilt.

Did Bill marry an ugly black woman to piss off his dad or something?

No fucking way.

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>Bill gets Nia a dozen different acting roles
>she still can't get even one role herself, even in a play
Brutal.

Are you really blaming her for not being able to end the racial bias of the industry? the fuck?

Nah bro, Nia's self made.

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jeff bezos is literally the richest man in the world

look at this girlfriend. money does no matter. it's all about the looks

Trey is obviously gay. My gaydar went off years ago. You /pol/acks will never get art.

that's a man

hownu.RU

How long have they been dating? Did he ever talk about her in his older specials? I feel like she's the crazy bitch from some of his older stuff

If she was hot no one would care. The jew from South Park married a black chick, no one cares. She's weird looking and controlling of Bill who used to be an independent guy, at least in his comedy

she's the one who beat him on valentines day lmao

>he's on your side with almost everything

ahahaha holy shit imagine thinking this. He started talking about muslims in a set for about 6 seconds then spend the next 10 minutes talking about how christianity is probably worse

You think he gets abused?

he's literally said so
see

Somehow I thought he was somewhat of a womanizer but it turns out he's been dating a black bitch for the last 15 years

kek
post the one where she feeds him the dog

She cheated on him with another black man and as a result the child is very black. There is no ginger or white resembalance to his "child". He brought up the idea of a paternity test and she went ape shit. She 100% has him cucked. Just look at what happened with his dog. She made him fucking euthanize it to protect her out of wedlock child.

literally every story where he says "I was out with this girl" or "I was dating this girl" is about nia

>She cheated on him with another black man and as a result the child is very black. There is no ginger or white resembalance to his "child". He brought up the idea of a paternity test and she went ape shit.
source?

Goddamn

I thought they mutually decided to give it up for adoption

Whhhhhhhhaat? He seriously can't be that much of a mega simp. Wow

He's basically stuck in his own purgatory, he can't escape. If he tries anything he'll be dragged through coals. He's fucked up forever, with her and even if he tries to leave

that's some horrible composition and they both have shitty camera presence

He looks zooted out on addy. I bet he zoots.

adderal? i think he's a boozer

Yeah. All the crazy bitches he describes in his bits are the woman he ended up marrying. She has even BEATEN him and he uses it as a joke in his act...I dunno wtf is wrong with him tbqh

Was Nia made him stop. Been sober for over a year

yeah he doesnt drink in the basement every time she's out and then brush my teeth for 15 minutes like a fag, im sure of it

*his

It's bullshit conspiracy theory. We haven't seen the kid in full light yet since Bill is paranoid. People think he's trying to hide her because she is too dark.

JUST

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She literally refuses to be in the podcast these days. Can't be bothered. She actively resents Bill for continuing on with it, but she's never ever on it anymore. It's great.

>He brought up the idea of a paternity test and she went ape shit.
this sounds too specific tho

Nia didn't make him stop he decided to stop by his own volition. Nia wants him to drink because it used to relax him.

You've got a point, if that were really his kid it would be a "red-bone". Yes these types of unholy matrimonies aren't exactly new. Black redheads do exist, their curly hair is reddish and they have freckles.

They look like Sinbad and olympian Dan O'Brien.
They'll kind of resemble Blake Griffon, Stephen Curry and Robert Deniros kids but obviously more irishy. The red gene is distinct.

The guy from that one-hit-wonder group LMFAO is one. His name is Redfool.

He shouldnt waste his scarse time home with his pathetic internet radio show. He should attend to the baby so Nia can get the rest she deserves instead.

The podcast takes an hour to record. He spends plenty of time with his daughter.

>Imagine marrying a sheboon who routinely beats the shit out of you, but you make it part of your act saying "'this girl I dated once" cause you dont have the BALLS to say its your fucking long term relationship-wife
>you make thousands of dollars by citing this abuse handed to you which then, you hand over to your abuser, so she can buy useless shit and flaunt it all over social media like some kind of -excuse my language- NIGGER
>you have a kid with this creature too-literally NOONE believes its yours so you go on and on about how "social media is cancer" even though your wife frequently uses that shit to, "low-key", flaunt the wealth YOU gave her "haha look at this pic of this air-freshener I took over the STEERING WHEEL OF THE PORSCHE BILLKEK BOUGHT ME BUT I DONT WANT TO ADDRESS DIRECTLY CUZ IM NOT A KEPT WIFE OR SUM SHIET I A REAL NIGGA"
BILLYYYYYYYYYY
TF U DOIN M888888T??

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What the fuck is Trey's problem? First some white trash whore that cheats on him, then a yoko ono wannabe, then the my-wife's-son black whore? The guy is without a doubt one of the most brilliant comedic and musical minds, how does he fuck does he manage to do that?

It's conjecture based on that neither Bill or Nia want to show to kid to the public. Admittedly the kid is likely pretty dark but the way people speculate they think she is darker then Nia. Give it a couple years and maybe we'll see a Christmas card or something where we can put the idea to rest.

the lovely Dennis Rodman everybody!

>bill tries to help 'his' daughter say her first word
saaay "dada"
>d-d-d-d
c'mon honey you can do it, daaaadaaaaaa
>d-d-de-d-deaa
daaaaa
daaaaaaa cmon you can do it baby
>d-d-deaaa
>d-deaaa-DEATH TO WHITE PEEPO' NIGGUH WUT

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>haha look at this pic of this air-freshener I took over the STEERING WHEEL OF THE PORSCHE BILLKEK BOUGHT ME
No way

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lol, it would be sad if it wasn't so funny

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>The kid isnt his. Its black as fuck, at least 5 shades blacker than Nia even. Thats why they dont show it to anyone. Nia cheated on Bill with the nigger from that ""movie"" she had a "part" in last year. Its on vimeo and the dates check out.

>I also know for a fact, when the baby was born Bill started making slight mentions for a paternity test, at which point Nia flipped the fuck out and ousted him from his own house. That was 2 weeks after the baby was born. Bill was living in a hotel for 5 days, eventually Nia's brother convinced him that the baby is super black because of some of their super black ancestors. Bullshit of course, but Bill desperately needs the lie. Especially when Nia's brother straight up told him that she would sooner file for divorce than let the baby have a paternity test. So, he apologized to her, swore he would drop the paternity test mentions and she took him back. I feel so fucking bad about the guy, I wish I never learned any of this shit.

here you go nufag

Yea he went to Harlem to visit her and scared the black people because he is "shockingly white"

check her insta

web.archive.org/web/20170926165040/http://www.xojane.com/sex/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-being-a-kept-woman

DON'T MIND ME

JUST POSTING THE BLOG POST NIA WROTE ESSENTIALLY BRAGGING AND SIMULTANEOUSLY BITCHING ABOUT LIVING OFF OF BILL'S MONEY AND DOING LITERALLY NOTHING WITH HER LIFE

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this is surely some kind of pasta
r-right?

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>she was on a week ago

Jesus fuckin Christ what an infuriating read

It's a pasta that gets posted in every other thread.

Just fucking accept that we've lost him and move on. Find one stand-up, interview, his podcast or his entire life where he isn't trying to pander to negros, as if he personally feels guilty about something. He's always been like that and then finally married and acts turbo obedient to a gorilla-like to finally show how cool with negros he is and how much he's overcompensating for something.

that nigga was light-skinned
nigguh

>Hey bill lets go out for dinner tonight
Sure nia, anything specific in mind?
>..I know a nice little place in chinatown, its great
Sure honey, sounds good
*They arrive at the restaurant and sit*
So, what should we order baby?
>Leave that to me babe, I know the chef, let me go give him our order personally
*Food arrives-nia doesnt even touch hers she just stares at bill with a weird smirk on her
face*
Mmm baby, this is fucking good
>You like it bill?
Yeah I really like it
>Do you love it bill?
Oh I love it alright but uuuhh..why do you keep starring at me like that..?
>Finish your food bill.
......
Nia...w-what's in this..?
>FINISH YOUR MEAL, BILL.
Nia. NIA! NIA WHAT'S IN THIS NIA?
>oh, I think you know billy boy
OH GOD!
*starts throwing up*
OH GOD NO
*sobbing*
CLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*nia laughs hystericall

thank god, bill is my fav comedian

The fuck are those comments at the bottom? Cornfed football players that can't enunciate.

Missing two G's there son

comedians are typically retarded at life

>this is what a "kept" wife looks like
HOW DO WE SAVE HER FROM THIS MISERY BROS

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Like 80% of the shit written here is obvious headcanon. Why are you retards so desperate to make shit up?

he's been with nia for like 20 years, I really think the only reason he stuck with her is because he probably got dumped by all his previous women and was too afraid and complacent to try to find something better. Like a guy who works his entire career in a dead end job from lack of confidence to move up.

I fucking hate her. I hate her so much. She's legitimately a terrible person.

>when she likes black guys but hates broke niggas
>marries a simp for his money
>gets pregnant by a black guy and lies to the simp about who the father is

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>check her insta
lets analyse the color palette

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she's in PAIN you fucking ASSHOLE
do you know how horrible it feels to sit around all day in your MILLION dollar house in LA, just shopping and going out for drinks with your gfs while your husband tours the whole world like an asshole to bring you even MORE millions?
you DONT
so shut the FUCK UP

LMAO

Come on man, you know Bill isn't making millions.
If you said thousands then I'd believe you

more like hundreds

>successful netflix show
>netflix specials
>sells out large/st venues across USA
>sells out somewhat well in Eurup
>me undies

yeah no

im considering getting a black nerd gf for the booty but am now worried about the other downsides - thoughts?

>savenia.com
CONTRIBUTE YOU FUCKS

I really liked that show.
>I'M GONNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!

And to think I used to respect Bill Burr.

No, they're on eBay. Try looking there.

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this woman is a fucking trooper
goddamn cant even imagine how I would (or even could) handle these sort of hardships

And he still won't pay his brother back

I'd rather you tell be that isn't Bill. He looks like a make wish kid wanted to meet a street pimp.

You forgot the two "gg" and the second "a"

He's a sensitive guy

What show is that?
And I've never heard of his specials. In the comedian hierarchy he's not on the top, he hasn't broken through yet. He'd be at mid level at best and there's a power gap between mid level and top tier.

He's not mainstream. Dude, Tiffany Hadish is miles above him

He definitely is that, but super intelligent too. Wish he'd go back to living in the Rockies of Colorado, get some of that good old South park inspiration and find a nice lady several years younger than him.

Who's Tiffany Hadish? The show is F is for Family.

*cringe*

t. Tiffany Haddish

Never heard of it. If you don't know who Tiffany Hadish is then you're lying.
I haven't seen anything she's in, I don't follow celebrities and I still know who she is.

If you were to question random normies on the street they'd all recognize her while Bill might get one guy out of 10. This is coming from somebody who likes Bills comedy.

really easy to spot people that have never even talked to a girl in these threads

I think you would lose that bet. I had to google her, never would have guessed she was a black lady. She does look recognizable but I don't know from what.

same literally never heard of that woman, but I have known about burr for over 10 years.

Are you crazy? I haven't heard of her either

wow i'm glad to see that Chris C. Mongler has moved on to bigger and better things

u know he doesnt believe that but had to say it

How come Africa wasn't at a similar level of advancement as Europe when first contact was made by Europeans in sub-saharan Africa?

I don't get it.... why is Bill Burr with Wesley Snipes

I was the original poster you replied to, I haven't the slightest of who that girl is and it seems like a lot of others don't. Maybe she's a big deal with the ladies and the zoomers. I'll watch a few short videos of her on Youtube now.

>social shaming
>sex shaming
Completely feminized '''male''' detected

That's not her you retard.

underrated

Just because it is a pasta doesnt mean its true. Ol Billy brought this on himself.

*doesnt mean its not true
Fuck

He used to her to create and daughterwife and then dumped her and her black son. Pretty based if you ask me.

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This is the same keeper whose been confirmed by her wimpy husband that she is extra rude & cunty to waiters & staffs at restaurants

The baby is super lightskinned just compare her hand to the mums neck. Ol Billy racemix is the father you dramatic cunts.

Thank fucking god for his strong genes producing a blonde, white girl from that black oven. Billy Buttonballs on the other hand..

>me undies
Based

Big surprise!
The centrists/lolbertarian/anti-woke leftist guys who moan about "muh free speech cuhmedy", "cancel culture is destroying cuhmedy" etc are cucks just like the libtards.
I should have never created humans

What!? A black woman being rude to restaurant staff? Unheard of!

Nia is a truly revolting person but I enjoy when she's on the podcast because the absurdity of her opinions is funny.

Bill is a liberal, he just hates women and jews.

>probably
it definitely is

She killed Bill for me

Yall just jealous

>talks billy into adopting pit bull then makes him get rid of it

Nope it was his decision. I recall him telling the story. Nia was crying daily about it in the week leading up to it. It only hit him on the day. He still goes to see it every couple weeks.

>makes billy get rid of his drum set

Nope he still has it. Talked about it a couple of weeks ago.

>makes billy stop flying helicopter

He literally got his pilot's licence last month

>has a baby that's as black as a pair of shoes

It got her pigment genes. The next one may not. I'm mixed race my brother's noticeably darker than me.

>throws billy out of the house when he asks for a dna paternity test

Literally a rumor from a copypasta

>makes billy put the house and bank accounts in her and her brother's name to show that he isn't racist

Again, copypasta.

niggers from reddit are not welcome

>guess him joking about women tricked them into liking him.

I remember him mentioning that he learned that from Patrice O'neal who regularly had several women on the go who he made obsessed with him by first talking them down like they weren't worth shit and then making them feel grateful for the pity sex.

never fails to make me laugh

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It's not just entertainers. A man's life is basically over when he finds a leech to feed.

Can you please led with ' I'm a nigger' next time so I don't have to read your bullshit

Imagine being American and thinking you qualify as white.

>dude isn't racism and sexism funny
grow up already

Source on the last two?

I'm a German ginger I'm definitely not claiming to be white

>person
Ehhhhh

I'm glad very personal discussions between anons get pruned mid conversation for valuable threads like these. Gotta love those Yea Forums jannies, picking up the trash but leaving the garbage.

>>entertainer gets a girlfriend
>>quality of work goes to shit

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post the pic from theo vons wall

>If you're home all day as an adult, there's really no reason your place should be a mess (Maybe it's different when you have kids. I just have a dog). Dishes shouldn't be overflowing and the trash should be taken out. I'm no slob but keeping a clean house isn't exactly my top priorty.

>My boyfriend took umbrage with the fact that after a long stretch out of town, he came home to a house that was in less than great shape."You couldn't clean the kitchen?" Comments like this would infuriate me. "HOW DARE YOU!" I would screech. "I'm a goddamn FEMINIST! I'm not here to cook your dinners and be the housemaid! If you wanted Susie Homemaker, you got the wrong MOTHERFUCKIN' girl!"

Holy fuck billy cuck

>kill the dog, bill

>it's a Nia wants to "invest" bill's money in modern art episode

What would possess a man to marry a black woman? And that question goes for black men too? I mean if it was me I'd probably wake up one day and throw myself off a bridge instead. Just saying

What the fuck is feminized about actually dating women? Are you that much of a faggot?

Big think

Holy shit. That fucker deserves it for being a retard.

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L M A O this nigga

is Bill a literally cuck and in he watches them and shit? fuck

That kid is ripped. Look at the bicep!

The Kangs painting gets me every time

>outright and explicitly tells you who and what she is, in a public blog
>he'll still act surprised and bewildered when the inevitable happens
no sympathy billy

>So here I am! Writing, working on my website and starting my podcast, "Nia, Please!" in the next few months.

The website is dead and the podcast is dead.

>oh billy boy...the pipes...the pipes are calling

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>Visits from Sal
>I still see Sal on a pretty regular basis though.
Just

Did him and Joe DeRosa have a falling out? They don't seem to be friends anymore

That's not what redbone means

kek

mobile.twitter.com/JRippher/status/1229755749770891266

>mobile.twitter.com/JRippher/status/1229755749770891266
there's nothing wrong with this. both nia and bill are in a consensual relationship. who are we to dictate social mores to adults? bill is very happy and wouldn't be in the relationship otherwise. go back to /pol/ with your bullshit.

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>nigger wife displaces nigger dog
I'd say balance was maintained, what's the problem?

Lennon's last album double fantasy was fantastic why do people who don't know music talk about yoko like they know anything at all

black dude looks like a top lad

Lennon is up there with Bob Dylan for the most overrated boomer shit, but please tell us more about how much you know about music.

>3 minutes into new special
>"I blame white women"

Turned off. Haven't engaged with any Bill related media except for these threads since then.

>Goes from misanthropic incel hero to bleeding heart liberal in the blink of an eye

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What kind of self-esteem must you have in order to marry a poo

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He referenced Joe in a recent podcast so I don't think so. A shame about uninformed though. Way better than Bill Bert.

>Visits from Sal kept me well dressed and my ability to take a 11:30 am spin class kept things reasonably tight.
What did she mean by this?

Joe moved back to NY so that kind of makes it tough. Skype podcasts always sound like shit.

Wearing clothes and not getting fat is a full time job.

This, Bill started his career at black comedy clubs, so he has to pander. His father-in-law owned one of those clubs and it's how he met Nia in the first place.

youtube.com/watch?v=w8b81UM74Ow

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I thought that was Orlando Jones.

Who cares? If they click they click. If you love someone then you’ll be willing to look past just about anything.

Yea Forums is the source. The part about the dog in provably untrue too, Bill talks about visiting that dog on the podcast all the time (they gave it to someone else cause of the kid)

t. Tiffany Hadish.

>they gave it to someone else cause of the kid
>they
n-word detected

Bill mentioned a few months ago, it was starting to bite/be aggressive to strangers that came over. I can't believe he admitted it, but he caveat-ed by saying "well it's a shelter dog and had a rough life" or something instead of just saying, "yea if this fucking big pitbull wants to have a baby sandwaich, it's game over.

>n-word
Pussy redditnigger detected

>I'm mixed race

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nigger confirmed

That woman is pretty, I would marry her.

She won't even take his name, holy shit it just keeps piling up.

The real question is why Bill won't pay his baby brother the money he owes him? Is Bill holding a grudge because Pattrick broke his nose? Bill, family is family, make amends and pay what you owe.
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seethe and suck a nigger dick patrick, I wont

I can take Nia AND your money any time I want, the same way I took Angela from you when I was 13. You stole my idea for F is For Family, you know it and I know it. You called the cops on me when I went to Thanksgiving dinner because you're a deadbeat. Pay what you owe, Billy.

truth, women are distractions at best and mind poison at worsf

>he's on your side with almost everything
he’s lapdog pussywhipped fool, every joke I’ve ever heard him tell has been so pussylicking and femoid whorshopping that it is gross. Any dude who worships women is sick in the head

It means she's fucking Sal while Billy busts his red balls paying off the house and her Amazon addiction

Does anyone actually have a photo of their child or are people just making shit up again?

Several photos of the back of her head exist. Her hair is 100% curly black girl hair and her skin is literally the same shade as Nia's.

all of it

Burt isn’t funny at all. You get the sense that these actually funny people feel sorry for him and let him hang around. He talks like a homosexual about his uninteresting family. I can’t wait for him to die of a heart attack.

Dropping the pit and the copter makes sense though

she's darker than nia. billy is completely oblivious, or in full denial.

BUT DUDE HE'S THE MASHEEN

In the album where Bill tells the story about getting the dog he mentions it was found chained to a pallet under a bridge.

I'm convinced he married her to make himself seem more family friendly and get more acting gigs.
She really isn't funny, and beyond that, she seems really, really dense.
I'm not saying Burr is Mensa material, but she comes off as an airhead.

shame the dog didn´t die before

>hmm I'd like a dog
>I could just go buy a puppy and raise it right, or even go to the pound and adopt a friendly dog
>OR I could bring a psychopathic breed with a history of horrific abuse into my home
>ye let's get that second one
>WTF IT'S BITING ME AHHHHH

sounds like how he chose his wife

Burt is too well adjusted to be a comedian. Dude's life is too good.

She unironically used to be pretty funny for a woman. Before they got married she had great banter with Bill and seemed to genuinely put effort forth to amuse him. Then they got married and her personality took a fuckin nosedive. Then they had the kid and things got even worse.

he was at his best and so was South Park when he was married to this asian cutie. Then he cheated on her with some hapa stripper and it all went downhill. Remember kids, if you want your soul intact, find a nice asian broad.

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That's what accountants are for.

I wonder if the guy has low self esteem or something, like couldn't he marry a woman who's bright?

Yeah, her writing is base.
She has no substance.
She's the embodiment of everything Bill used to rail about.

Yeah, it seems that alot of people really aren't feeling his podcast anymore. I opened one up last week, it was a Thursday drop and I was watching it on a Sunday and it had like 4,000 views. It was on his official page too.

She does manage his bills, he mentioned once in a podcast how she found another cellphone of his through a bill.

He met her at a Hollywood party.

HAIR BED PEACE PEACE?

She found the dog and brought it into the house. He didn't want it at first.

I don’t think anyone cares that he married a black chick. They care that he married a black chick then instantly became cucked and unfunny. They guys whole persona was “no one tells me what to do” then he got exposed for being a weak bitch when a women enters his life.

Calm down Bill. We know what’s going on.

what´s the deal with narc moms who likes to adopt mad dogs?

god fucking damn is that an ugly bitch.

After years of shitting on women in his act, and appearances on radio. Oh the irony.

its like that one friend who gets a gf and you barely see him again because hes always out shopping with her or somet shit
why do normies want relationships

He’s not always spending time with her he just doesn’t respect you enough to say he doesn’t want to hang out. Probably because you’re possessive and needy.

apparently she used to trawl for comedians at the comedy store, and bill was the one she hooked

>like Bill Burr when he's on Rogan and other podcasts
>decide to listen to his own podcast
>its so incredibly slow and low energy, he talks like he's having a conversation with someone that isn't there with all the pausing
Maybe I just picked some bad clips to start with

im talking about a group context
i never hang out with these guys individually

you on the wrong board brown boi

needyboi

Nah, those guys who go for years without a girlfriend then suddenly can’t hang out when they do get one are definitely either spending time with her or their girlfriend doesn’t like you and they can’t summon up the balls to say they’re hanging out with someone else.

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probably. i was going through excerpts of his podcast on youtube at some point and some of his rants were fucking hilarious

can't find the specific one i'm thinking of right now though, sorry

You just quoted my post back to me with the opposite premise. Who taught you how to argue nigger

God. Bill is a fucking asshole.

>calls himself a chad on anonymous imageboard
>posts like a virgin
All religions are retarded, retarded namefaggot subhuman. But shitslam is the absolute worst.

Because your premise was wrong.

>hurr no u
Too much malt liquor and processed food in that nigger brain of yours, clouding your judgment

1/10 for getting me to reply.

*sucks teeth*
whatever nigga

its JUST so tiresome...

Only in the modern world. A man's drive to mate is too strong, so when he finds a woman, since marriage is no longer permanent, and women are 'equal', the man has to change his opinions and personality to make sure he isn't subject to a divorce, to make sure she's always happy with everything even his opinions.

If women were women, and not larping as men, they would be subordinate to their men and could even enhance his creativity instead of draining it dry.

It was cool seeing him in the Mandalorian.

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She looks more like a man than he does.

star wars is gay

Kino

GETCHO WHITE ASS IN HERE BILLY
>Wha-what's going on Nia? Why is there a tarp on the floor?
YOU FINNA BLAST THIS MUTT BILL
>Jesus Christ, Nia. Can't we just give her away? There's gotta be someone willing t-
GRIP THIS PIECE FOOL
>I d-don't want to d-do this, Nia.
GRAB THE STEEL BUSTA
>It d-doesn't have to b-be like this, honey.
TAKE IT
>I-I love you, baby. You know that.
POP THAT MUTHAFUCKIN DAWG FAGGOT
>Nia, p-please. I aint built for no bodies, don't make m-
PUT TWO IN ITS DOME VANILLA FACE
>N-Nia
DO IT
>N-
NOW
>[gunshots]
>[German-Irish sobbing]
It's all in the game, Bill

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Suck my little green dick

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>executive producer
>bill bur

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WHAT THE F U C K NIA STOP HITTING ME I'M TRYING TO FLY THIS THING JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO NO AAAAEUGH

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What does he see in her?

Epic bait

The pitbull thing makes sense considering they have a kid. The rest is cucked though.

fuck off nia

Brooker turned into a luvvie wanker around the 2013 or so.

if this is the truth, then good post. don't listen to these faggots

lel

>Kill me.

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burr said that he used to fap to the aunt jemima syrup bottle when he was a kid. he doesn't even realize this is why he married nia.

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tried to make her look better

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kek

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>buys african penis art to hang on the wall
Damn it Nia, I said 2 pieces of art, not the whole Congo

Sacrifice for being able to mock any group openly on a tv show he took one for the team