Cartoon Cartoons

>Will clearly be seen the most
Off the Menu
Harmony in Despair

>Runnerups
Dangi It's Dracula
Mouthwash Madness

>Everything Else
In the shit can.

>accordions geoffrey
Louie Zong is boring so this will also be boring
>Dang it's dracula
doesn't give much information. Can't give an informed opinion on it.
>Hungy Ghost
Looks good on the surface, but Jesse Moynihan is the guy from snl, so this will actually be the worst one
>unravel
looks great. I'm very intrigued by what it is. It looks artsy and unusual. I'm having a hard time parsing the image, which is a great sign that it will be something original and cool
>mouth wash madness
looks interesting. I like the style. It reminds me of the picture books I read back in elementary school.
>scaredy cat
secret mountain fort awesome. It will be bad, but I will definitely watch it. It looks like a king gizzard poster I have on my wall.
>fruit stand at the end of the world
looks boring
>off the menu
looks like John K disguised as a black girl (I'm assuming someone named Shavonne Cherry is a black girl) to try and get cartoon network to air one of his shows again. Guy will definitely make annoying comments about this show.
>Harmony in despair
Great name. Looks like an "optimistic protagonist in grim setting" kind of show, which is overdone. Character design looks interesting though.

But of course all of this is just a total guess because these are just pictures. Except the jesse moynihan one. That's not a guess. That will be bad.

None they will get passed by current Discovery CEOs at CN

Nigger are you blind? Of all complaints you could make about this shit samey art style isn't one of them.

Wow ALL OF THEM LOOK LIKE TRASH.

Did they have to follow some guidelines to make them this trash or they thought it up all themselves? Did the executives only accept trash?
I wouldn't greenlight any of those.

Maybe they especially gave out only their shitty ideas so Cartoonnetwork doesn't the rights to their good ideas?

Where is the rest?
You're joking, right? This can't be all.

WHERE IS THE REST? Western animation is fucking dead. If this was Japan there'd be at least HUNDREDS of animated pitches.

And 90% of those pitches would be isekai or moe trash. Quality > quantity

name a single japanese collection of more than one hundred animated shorts. Just one.

I'm sorry but these ideas... all suck.

You may not like it, but this is the future of Cartoon Network. The new generation will view these shows with the same fondness that we viewed Ed, Edd n Eddy, PPG, and the like. Have some respect towards fresh new talent.

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Extremely excited for Off the Menu, Fruit Stand and Unravel look cool, and Mouth Wash Madness looks cute.

Hungy Ghost makes me want to vomit.

Who in the unholy fuck thought it would be a good idea to let JJ Villard make a children's cartoon?

>What has potential for a full series?
None now that the chad pic related is firing all the beta cucks at Warner Discovery. Get ready for actually decent Cartoon Network content again.

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>Quality
>What we see in that OP
Nick and CN need to kill themselves permanently and leave the animation to the experts; Warner Brothers, Disney and whoever made stuff like Men In Black, Roswell Conspiracies, Pirates of Dark Water, etc.

CN was such a shit TASTE channel that they axed their only good show in the 90s; Swat Kats

I'm going back to watching French cartoons.

I've honestly seen better pitches out of the /coc/ threads.

These all look like shit Mr Enter would come up with.

face it sweetie, people are more willing to defend things they like than gush about them.

>I'm going back to watching French cartoons.
I'M COMING WITH YOU.

Posting the info for these cartoons here since op won't do it

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Those millennial showrunners of today are around his age.

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Which one will have the LEAST potential?

How the fuck does Andrew Dickman keep getting work in the animation industry with the amount of times he's been accused of quote-unquote "gaslighting women" on tumblr and twitter? I thought CN types cared about that kind of shit

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Moynihan's, no question.

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>A short actually made with hand paint. No digital shit.

I will now watch your short.

So it's Dr Katz if it was on Food Network and made by John K? I can dig it.

Imagine if each of these were a book instead of an animated series -_-

All these "artists" honestly give me "shortbus" vibes.

Are there descriptions for the others?

it all looks like inside jokes for the "industry", so completely disconnected from reality

Lol, I was thinking of Bobby Moynihan. Nevermind my b.

Crap.

Crap.

Crap.

Oh dear god, no.

Crap.

Crap.

Pretentious crap.

You win by default.

Did all the talented people in the industry just die or something?

>Andrew Dickman
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

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>Did all the talented people in the industry just die or something?
We started fellating all the softie californians for having simple opinions and deemed that any dissenter is simply a "hater"

just let hollyweird die

I shudder for the animators for this one. I normally am not one to yell "Flash and 3D animation are superior to hand drawn" but in this case you absolutely need a workaround.

>Did all the talented people in the industry just die or something?
They want you to think so by ignoring and cancelling their creations, like with Villainos and Mao Mao respectively.

heard there was a virus or something out there

>Sisters and not just friends
>Drop from bubbly artstyle to CalArts wannabe
And I thought this was gonna be the one to get the full show

This isn't a show, this is a fucking background gag. What the fuck is this shit.

>but in this case you absolutely need a workaround.
I don't know, the creator did just fine producing a bunch of quick animations in this style with just a few weeks on her own. I imagine with a team of people it wouldn't be that hard to make this short, and if it weren't possible CN probably wouldn't have accepted it into their program.

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We should honestly message every single one of these people and ask them "Hey bro/sis nice joke about the current state of the industry. Nice parody shows, really stick it to the man, don't let them have your best ideas. Because if those were your best ideas kindly kill yourself."

and either leave it at that one succint insult or go on a detailed tirade "you talentless idiot. Go put yourself in a mental ward right now, your life is empty like your head. Those cannot be your life-long ideas I refuse to believe someone is this mentally retarded, what the hell is wrong with you? Your parents could make better cartoons than you, companies should hire your parents instead of you."

>Your parents could make better cartoons than you, companies should hire your parents instead of you."
THEY HONESTLY SHOULD.

Dang it's Dracula could be good, it gives me blaxplotation/grindhouse vibes

Hungy Ghost, 100%

What about the last one?